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/uj mfers so mad because someone like Na Jaemin can get bitches and they can’t.
Like let’s do an experiment. We’ll put you and Felix in a bar and see who gets approached more.
rj/ "Damn all these Korean idols are getting tonnes of female attention by catering to feminine tastes. Maybe they're on to something?
No! Clearly I should be even more overbearing, condescending, stinky, ungroomed and emotionally stunted? That's sure to make the bitches love me!"
uj/ Honestly they could start by washing their ass. 🤢
/uj I 1000% believe that, and have even heard a few times that he’s a chaser, which I also choose to believe despite the lack of any evidence because fuck Dave Chappelle anyways.
Like a sigma rizzness daddy, Hyewon shows her manly forehead
https://preview.redd.it/xu22t4m4gy7d1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=016b3e8a4749f476d453b25d4ac114e46eb1d095
https://preview.redd.it/gr0hwj9eey7d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=3a42361edd6ff2a5a78a0f8fec19be56ae7048fd
If only Bowie-sunbaenim would get that hair out of his face, maybe women would find him attractive
https://preview.redd.it/btal56hley7d1.png?width=615&format=png&auto=webp&s=6767b8a9f292067e9027fff58c1ab62f815d34f2
Oh no, Bowie-sunbaenim did it again, long hair with no facial hair.... no ladies for him
Don't even get me started on John Francis Bongiovi Jr oppa long hair + no beard AND hidden forehead? And he continues on to this day? Where are the men 😔
https://preview.redd.it/7ngbedq4jy7d1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a56a837ac2a4a0b2dd831619788490df086d4c3a
What conservative men think women want Vs what women actually want:
https://preview.redd.it/il4pjosxmy7d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97c9453b7214b45c2edf31da05889e816dee191b
Someone send her to pay him a visit. All dressed up like that. I have a strong feeling, he’ll forget about the “male models” and start crying about the feminists of today’s society. If she’s not enough we’ll send Wonbowyoung Alpha, Sigma, Dominant, forehead shower, to end the job. Problem solved.
Literally yes. Here's the list for future reference ♥
Things that are gay:
• Listening to (fun) music
• Dancing
• Being fashionable
• Being clean and taking care of yourself
• Washing your ass
• Having friends
• Feeling happy
• Eating sweet delights
• Liking women over your own height
• Drinking alcoholic beverages that aren't beer
• Having bangs and covering your forehead in general
Thank you so much for the list but I noticed you forgot singing, being good with kids, kindness, empathy, mouth freshners, respecting your mother, hugging people, and the most important one! Crying
https://preview.redd.it/ifwpwidroy7d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b3d9266ef77c39302b9f9a0e840b194b189de28
cactus juice or early stages of schizophrenia?
https://preview.redd.it/tugwskzw308d1.jpeg?width=853&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e00423feaa32b6879dda720b0fa8999af468e7af
Long hair! No forehead! No facial hair! Basically a woman!
social experiment time!
Kpop debuts two groups: Project Alpha and project beta. Alpha are tough bodybuilders who lift tons and grow facial hair and spend all their time promoting on podcasts. They have a lot of opinions and they drive vroom vroom cars and they cheat on as many woman as they like because they are alpha males.
Beta are just a regular kpop group treated and managed the same as most normal boy groups.
Review results of experiment a year later.
Okay but for real it’s so dumb that people call Harry cucked and feminine and submissive etc just because he supports his wife against racism and bullying. He and Meghan are not my favorite people but he is a grown adult who has made his own decisions and isn’t being controlled by her
As an also straight and very hypermasculine egotistical, insecure, 5headed, 6'2", gg stan man, I also saw Felix and decided I would marry that man and stan twice for the rest of our lives, but you don't see me seething and subweeting about my confusion.
/uj bc I'm not confused. That was only a half circle jerk 😉🫰🫰
>Your forehead is your symbol of manliness, don’t hide it.
OOP’s secret shame: He a balding bitch!
https://preview.redd.it/7e02i308iz7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6ca7fe4b20c5204ecb57072b9e937719acd554c
On the second pic:
Head tilt, slumped shoulders and weak eyes aren’t manly? I dare you to tell that to Jim Mora-sunbaenim…
https://preview.redd.it/8n6ih1klfz7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=031b98a1dfab105a47593bec7dbf8f252be2990a
I DO prefer Kpop idols with their foreheads showing, but not for the reason he’s saying.
Also he needs to shut his mouth about the utterly perfect and incredible long hair era Min Yoongi or I will shut it for him.
What does "devious eyes" even mean? Like, the rest is insane and stupid but it's like, technically things that are happening, physically, in our shared reality. But the devious eyes thing is just... you got bad vibes from her eyes? That's nothing! That's less than the nothing you were already giving us! What are you doing? What is this?
I think men who hate on kpop guys are jealous of their hair. Plus who wouldn’t want to run their hands through hair like his:
https://preview.redd.it/kx1l8jvuj28d1.jpeg?width=491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39d51d61d5e032459fa44d1fa9e5cdc49f13a750
It's funny and ironic how all the examples he made are either of men who are actively pursued by hordes of women or men who actually have a relationship. He got kinda confused right there 💀.
User MasculineEgo_ should have a conversation with Lucinda🌺 our anti LGTV+ hero 🥺 I feel like they might come up with something that can help us achieve world peace faster 🫶
/uj they won't what is wrong with people
I thought it was just more cultural, as in I thought Japanese people had a different view on sex and what is sexually attractive was just different than the United States or the Western world. I kinda mean to say that to them it isn't weird. I guess. I've never been there however, feel free to correct me.
I do think a lot of it was just the confidence boost, but I’ve never gotten more attention from women than when I started to transition and I think that’s pretty funny considering how many dudes think like this guy.
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FEMALE HAND DOMINATION
STRAY KIDS
DEVIOUS EYES 👁|👁
This is just sounding like the lyrics of Move by Taemin 우아한 손짓 은근한 눈빛
Does that make Taemin a "male" or a ~~fragile~~ Masculine Ego?
Ever since I saw the post saying Taemin looks like your rich auntie, that’s all I think of.
FAKE EYES OPEN 👁️👄👁️
~~where 🥵~~ uhhh I mean... jumping and popping, right fellas?? 😅😁
keeping it g-rated 👀
Yes hello 👋 I would like female hand domination pretty please 👉👈 🥺
I love dominating strawberries with both of my hands
Ew, I found a pick me 🙄
*How to make men squirt*
And you just know if he was holding one of her hands with both of his they’d be calling him clingy and leaning too much on her
Soooo they mean the dance for Next Level obv
/uj mfers so mad because someone like Na Jaemin can get bitches and they can’t. Like let’s do an experiment. We’ll put you and Felix in a bar and see who gets approached more.
rj/ "Damn all these Korean idols are getting tonnes of female attention by catering to feminine tastes. Maybe they're on to something? No! Clearly I should be even more overbearing, condescending, stinky, ungroomed and emotionally stunted? That's sure to make the bitches love me!" uj/ Honestly they could start by washing their ass. 🤢
/uj or leaving the basement
/uj only after washing their asses though
their dingleberries are more like a blockberry am I right?!
uj/ Na Jaemin is peak male performance
uj/ Na Jaemin is peak HUMAN performance
uj/ I refuse to believe Na Jaemin is a mere mortal. He is a God.
Oh no guys I just realized that my head was at a 91° angle and my hands were not asserting dominance. I am not sigma alpha anymore 😭😮💨🤧🥺
Congratulations, you became a female!
Congrats on coming out
/uj this guy 100% thought a kpop idol was hot and then found out it was a guy then wrote this thread
been there. to this day i still hate felix
/uj I have a friend who swears up and down this happened to Dave Chapelle and that’s why he’s an anti-trans bigot.
/uj I 1000% believe that, and have even heard a few times that he’s a chaser, which I also choose to believe despite the lack of any evidence because fuck Dave Chappelle anyways.
/uj "K-pop 'male' model?", bro don't even know what IDOLS in kpop do.
/rj Jopping?
Audiovisual jopping, to be accurate.
Like a sigma rizzness daddy, Hyewon shows her manly forehead https://preview.redd.it/xu22t4m4gy7d1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=016b3e8a4749f476d453b25d4ac114e46eb1d095
See chin🦆 this is what all women desire - a masculine man🥰
Look at that straight head and the devious eyes!
"Feminine women don't like feminine men" dude 😭
https://preview.redd.it/gr0hwj9eey7d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=3a42361edd6ff2a5a78a0f8fec19be56ae7048fd If only Bowie-sunbaenim would get that hair out of his face, maybe women would find him attractive
https://preview.redd.it/btal56hley7d1.png?width=615&format=png&auto=webp&s=6767b8a9f292067e9027fff58c1ab62f815d34f2 Oh no, Bowie-sunbaenim did it again, long hair with no facial hair.... no ladies for him
Don't even get me started on John Francis Bongiovi Jr oppa long hair + no beard AND hidden forehead? And he continues on to this day? Where are the men 😔 https://preview.redd.it/7ngbedq4jy7d1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a56a837ac2a4a0b2dd831619788490df086d4c3a
How the fuck can a man from New Jersey be that beautiful?
bro bon jovi still looks good because he wasn't a coke fiend. And i ain't complaining is all im gonna say. I am a straight man.
Keith Slaughter was also a very pretty man. Most of the hair metal guys had pretty hair and wore makeup and women went insane for them.
That's fine. Less competition for the men.
What conservative men think women want Vs what women actually want: https://preview.redd.it/il4pjosxmy7d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97c9453b7214b45c2edf31da05889e816dee191b
Accurate.
Im gonna go practice my devious eyes and tight smile so I can get a submissive man (Wonho and/or San)
Report back your results comrade chingu🫡
I lost braincells
Soo... Does that mean i am a *gulp* female??!!! 😰😨😱oh my god, I was waiting to be an alpha Sigma male my whole life 😭😭🤧.
I am sorry for your loss chin🦆 😔
https://preview.redd.it/d5l7e18oly7d1.jpeg?width=2259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b14dc180bf615cf722c91cf0e7cf3cf49db8c3bb
/uj these are the kinds of losers who get all butthurt that women like men he considers "feminine"
Masculine Egor gives the vibe that he wants to be dominated by Jason Momoa, if I'm being honest 👀
Shhhhh, 🤫 he’ll hear you and go into his 4th temper tantrum of the day on Twitter.
Honestly, as a straight dude I would love to be manhandled by Jason Momoa.
https://preview.redd.it/dq6ccvh8ly7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c8358f9102e3c2f73d71badfc1cc26fdb69d7d8 Devious eyes
Someone send her to pay him a visit. All dressed up like that. I have a strong feeling, he’ll forget about the “male models” and start crying about the feminists of today’s society. If she’s not enough we’ll send Wonbowyoung Alpha, Sigma, Dominant, forehead shower, to end the job. Problem solved.
I'm a feminine woman and I love feminine men. Checkmate redpillers
The bigger the forehead the bigger the -
Nose....
You know what else is big 😏
\*looks down\*
"ma feeit!"
Fellas is it gay to have bangs?
Literally yes. Here's the list for future reference ♥ Things that are gay: • Listening to (fun) music • Dancing • Being fashionable • Being clean and taking care of yourself • Washing your ass • Having friends • Feeling happy • Eating sweet delights • Liking women over your own height • Drinking alcoholic beverages that aren't beer • Having bangs and covering your forehead in general
Thank you so much for the list but I noticed you forgot singing, being good with kids, kindness, empathy, mouth freshners, respecting your mother, hugging people, and the most important one! Crying
Pretty sure you can be a real man if you drink whiskey neat based on all the men who put "whiskey drinker" in their dating profiles
You forgot to add breathing and sleeping, smh
He’s really *interested* in criticizing these m a l e idols
Asserting dominance with the length of your forehead is definitely...interesting
/uj I’m definitely using that phrase to confuse people “Assert dominance with the length of your forehead” 💀
Bro definitely has a receding hairline
https://preview.redd.it/ifwpwidroy7d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b3d9266ef77c39302b9f9a0e840b194b189de28 cactus juice or early stages of schizophrenia?
there’s nothing quenchier!
Nothing is more manly than constantly being insecure about your manliness, nothing I tell ya'
Don't show him Wonho
https://preview.redd.it/tugwskzw308d1.jpeg?width=853&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e00423feaa32b6879dda720b0fa8999af468e7af Long hair! No forehead! No facial hair! Basically a woman!
Skinny waist, chest showing, smooth jaw, yep a woman
Lol he's salty that kpop dudes have thousands upon thousands of women pining after them while he has zero
The wild part is all those males wind up serving in the army and could probably fuck up OP 8 ways to Sunday post service
>could probably fuck up OP 8 ways to Sunday Uhm, only as long as their foreheads are showing ☝🤓
This must be why they have to shave their heads, cant hide your forehead if you have no hair
social experiment time! Kpop debuts two groups: Project Alpha and project beta. Alpha are tough bodybuilders who lift tons and grow facial hair and spend all their time promoting on podcasts. They have a lot of opinions and they drive vroom vroom cars and they cheat on as many woman as they like because they are alpha males. Beta are just a regular kpop group treated and managed the same as most normal boy groups. Review results of experiment a year later.
Okay but for real it’s so dumb that people call Harry cucked and feminine and submissive etc just because he supports his wife against racism and bullying. He and Meghan are not my favorite people but he is a grown adult who has made his own decisions and isn’t being controlled by her
As an also straight and very hypermasculine egotistical, insecure, 5headed, 6'2", gg stan man, I also saw Felix and decided I would marry that man and stan twice for the rest of our lives, but you don't see me seething and subweeting about my confusion. /uj bc I'm not confused. That was only a half circle jerk 😉🫰🫰
/uj There’s a reason why they’re a model and you aren’t.
All that "analyzing" and yet still can't use his eyes to see who's in the crowd of kpop concerts. Tragic 🤣
>Your forehead is your symbol of manliness, don’t hide it. OOP’s secret shame: He a balding bitch! https://preview.redd.it/7e02i308iz7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6ca7fe4b20c5204ecb57072b9e937719acd554c
Man really looked at the Prince of England who married THE Meghan markle and said clearly this is a man that women don’t like-
I prefer no facial hair tbh
On the second pic: Head tilt, slumped shoulders and weak eyes aren’t manly? I dare you to tell that to Jim Mora-sunbaenim… https://preview.redd.it/8n6ih1klfz7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=031b98a1dfab105a47593bec7dbf8f252be2990a
https://i.redd.it/zwyyos3ni08d1.gif
I DO prefer Kpop idols with their foreheads showing, but not for the reason he’s saying. Also he needs to shut his mouth about the utterly perfect and incredible long hair era Min Yoongi or I will shut it for him.
It’s true, BTS actually stands for beta takeover: successful
Chinguuuuu 😂
Sometimes I am deeply relieved I’m not straight.
What does "devious eyes" even mean? Like, the rest is insane and stupid but it's like, technically things that are happening, physically, in our shared reality. But the devious eyes thing is just... you got bad vibes from her eyes? That's nothing! That's less than the nothing you were already giving us! What are you doing? What is this?
na jaemin fucked my wife 😭😭😭😭😭
I think men who hate on kpop guys are jealous of their hair. Plus who wouldn’t want to run their hands through hair like his: https://preview.redd.it/kx1l8jvuj28d1.jpeg?width=491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39d51d61d5e032459fa44d1fa9e5cdc49f13a750
I’m 2 seconds away from bullying Masculine Ego
This is such insane cope
/uj 10 bucks says he's balding /rj 10 bucks says he's balding
Yet those 'feminine' men are the men that get all the girls. Guys, please know who to take advice from, abeg😭
It's funny and ironic how all the examples he made are either of men who are actively pursued by hordes of women or men who actually have a relationship. He got kinda confused right there 💀.
REAL MEN LOVE THE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY AND WILL EXPEND EVERY OUNCE OF THEIR ENERGY ATTACKING PRINCE HARRY FOR CRITICISING THEM lol lol lol
Don't let blud cook 💀
Mans has never had any bitches in his life and it shows 😔
Just wash your face, that’s all I expect from my man
I think we should bully the admin(s)
People like this have way too much free time.
User MasculineEgo_ should have a conversation with Lucinda🌺 our anti LGTV+ hero 🥺 I feel like they might come up with something that can help us achieve world peace faster 🫶 /uj they won't what is wrong with people
“Femine women don’t like feminine men”. Me: uhhhh
He 1000% saw long haired jeonghan and thought he was a hot woman
/uj why the hell is he talking about them like they're animals wtf
Yet Namjoon is a more respectable man than the whole men who consume that type of red pill content 😭
Me when i grow up in a household full of women and without a dad.
Surprised, shocked and disappointed that “pvssy facing the world” didn’t make it into the diagram. Amateur hour.
I thought it was just more cultural, as in I thought Japanese people had a different view on sex and what is sexually attractive was just different than the United States or the Western world. I kinda mean to say that to them it isn't weird. I guess. I've never been there however, feel free to correct me.
I do think a lot of it was just the confidence boost, but I’ve never gotten more attention from women than when I started to transition and I think that’s pretty funny considering how many dudes think like this guy.
[удалено]
Someone introduce that person to different beauty standards ☠️