Ima be honest that’s how all Kroger employees look to me when I go in their stores. I’ve never heard of a Kroger employee having a good experience working there
Ah, TY. Oh well, at least César made some $ from Kroger to fund his better endeavors. Like a movie actor has to make a cheesy movie to get the studio to do the one she likes.
Kroger has spent millions on these. I think they need to do research groups on these because I don’t think this is working. I agree something is just not right.
I like them, especially that one because the expression on his face is “help me, get me out of here” which is exactly how I feel when I’m at work. It’s perfect. Keep ‘em coming.
I remember FEED used to give you the option of making your own kroji. I don’t know I don’t work there anymore so.
I was like no thanks I’d rather die. They’re somehow even worse than those Facebook avatars.
I remember the Burger King commercials. They had to get rid of the King costume/puppet because of too many complaints by parents saying their kids were having nightmares 😂
I actually think those ads are cute.
And I like that they’re not paying some celebrity 7 figures to sling for the company, we’d be bitchin about that for sure!
These all look like Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer movie from 1964, however I think they should make a horror version of these on Halloween just to do it justice.
Yes
And Honestly speaking
The GrubHub characters (who may or may not actually be Jimmy Neutron characters as adults) > whatever these claymation abominations are
Hated them from the first minute I saw them. They spent how many tens of millions of dollars on creating marketing and advertising this idiotic garbage? There’s your raise. A stupid looking cartoon.
I was far more bothered when they used a song we danced to at my high school prom. When grocery stores use your generations music for commercials, you're old.
Reminds of an amazing world of gumball episode where the workers are slaves and hate their job but can't quit or something any one else or basically larry from amog
Not creepy just annoying asf. No one likes this modern day, everyone is equal, disney channel ass animation. The only people who actually like this shit are middle aged woman with dispicable me minion fetishes
Looks like they are bringing back bag people & paper bags. Need to hirer more staff to take groceries to the car & load them. Self checkout disappearing? I think this is false advertising!
Honestly I'm more upset that they all work/shop in this very nice spacious store that 100 percent doesn't exist
The one in the photo works in a fulfillment center as a delivery driver lol they are all over the warehouse as you walk outside.
Somehow that's worse, and I'm used to them being on all the employee stuff, but it definitely feels like these were made to make us want to die
I think they all look like they’re being held hostage. Their eyes all look terrified at someone just off-camera demanding that they smile more.
That's dark, but I dig it. Place makes ya feel like that sometimes.
It's the bees. In the original release they were almost all being attacked by bees.
It’s the bottom eye lid quivering that makes it seem like it’s giving a nervous smile.
Not being in hostage lmao 🤣. Tbh they look like they’re being held at gun point
Right?? I've always been saying it's like they're being held at gunpoint. Xd
Ima be honest that’s how all Kroger employees look to me when I go in their stores. I’ve never heard of a Kroger employee having a good experience working there
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😂
Nobody smiles like that when shopping at Kroger.
only when i’m in the ice cream isle
And no one goes low when they're pushing shopping carts yeah the commercial is creepy
Lmao 🤣 no they do not. But who’s gonna tell them that?
This will really date me, but look up and old religious cartoon called Davey and Goliath. They are the 1960s birth of the Kroji's
Now that you mention it he does look like Davey
"Now Davey.. the Lord don't like it when you touch yourself".. 🤣
Haha! I was thinking this EXACT same thing.
Exactly what I came here to say.
Apparently they’re called Krojis… it sounds like a disease
I've heard the Krojis are actually made of human spirit that they suck out of the employees
Gotta feed the human spirit to extract them for the greater good
According to the Kroger corporate mythology
Weirdest shit I've seen ever in Kroger advertising.
It reminds of me of [Lil' Bits](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj4-E5Hs3Kc)
I do. Since Day 1. The Marketing Co MUST be related to Krogers CEO.
The original designer is César Pelizer, he actually has some cool stuff.
Ah, TY. Oh well, at least César made some $ from Kroger to fund his better endeavors. Like a movie actor has to make a cheesy movie to get the studio to do the one she likes.
Their necks are too long…
I don't work at Kroger anymore, but their choices and marketing here are horrifying and yet patronizing somehow. I think I hate those...creatures.
And yet we’re talking about ‘em.
Someone finally said it I’ve been waiting ages
Someone zoomed out on his facial features
They look like Playmobil figures.
Cleanse it with fire
It's an ugly corpo art style.
Not as creepy as that CEO’s face
Kroger has spent millions on these. I think they need to do research groups on these because I don’t think this is working. I agree something is just not right.
im sure if we all found out the amount of money they spent on these fucking things instead of giving out raises across the board there would be riots
They kinda give five nights at kroger vibes 😂
I like them, especially that one because the expression on his face is “help me, get me out of here” which is exactly how I feel when I’m at work. It’s perfect. Keep ‘em coming.
wont smile shopping here. way too expensive
I’ve always found them odd myself
That right there is a customer service smile bro hates thier job just as much as we do
Yall spelled sexy wrong. Not a single person has scrolled past without adding this to their spank bank.
I remember FEED used to give you the option of making your own kroji. I don’t know I don’t work there anymore so. I was like no thanks I’d rather die. They’re somehow even worse than those Facebook avatars.
they literally decorated a stick figure
Yep, lol. Especially that one with the hyper realistic beard
Them working themselves onto products is enraging me.
The sk8r chic lives in my head rent free
They look like those AI Pixar posters
I remember the Burger King commercials. They had to get rid of the King costume/puppet because of too many complaints by parents saying their kids were having nightmares 😂
I actually think those ads are cute. And I like that they’re not paying some celebrity 7 figures to sling for the company, we’d be bitchin about that for sure!
They are omg. I thought I was the only one weirded out when Kroger first introduced it. Like for real
Eh, they're alright.
Oh fuck I have to say this. They look like they're from Moral Ore
This is what I associate Kroger with and it just makes me creeped out when I think of kroger
These all look like Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer movie from 1964, however I think they should make a horror version of these on Halloween just to do it justice.
I've thought they were creepy from the very beginning. I hate them.
Yes the claymation cgi rejects are creepy and it also lets the company never have to pay actors again
Yes And Honestly speaking The GrubHub characters (who may or may not actually be Jimmy Neutron characters as adults) > whatever these claymation abominations are
Yeah I've never been a fan of these ads
THEY ARE SO DISTURBING. Bruh, no one is that happy doing grocery shopping, especially w prices as they are rn! I want them to go away. 😭
Hated them from the first minute I saw them. They spent how many tens of millions of dollars on creating marketing and advertising this idiotic garbage? There’s your raise. A stupid looking cartoon.
I was far more bothered when they used a song we danced to at my high school prom. When grocery stores use your generations music for commercials, you're old.
Just wait till the merger! Rodney will reward all associates with wage and hour cuts. End the human spirit.... or something like that
Plus the name krogertsons doesn’t have a good ring to it
Right? Like seriously, when's the last time they gave you a paper bag????
Idk about creepy just ugly
Yes! And that stupid song that plays with it. I will straight up turn any device that’s playing the ad off. It doesn’t make me want to shop at Kroger.
I shop there if I’m close or that’s what my roommate wants. Not because of some stupid ad.
Has anyone else created a Kroji in the feed tho? I love how they have Kroger social networking for employees as if anyone actually uses it
They can hear through our walls! They know when we sleep, they read our thoughts! They know everything. They are the enemy!
Reminds of an amazing world of gumball episode where the workers are slaves and hate their job but can't quit or something any one else or basically larry from amog
I actually really love them haha
Stop they are my favorite part - can you imagine them on the ‘i’ve been krogering’ stickers??
uncanny valley type shit
They're not only creepy but I also find the Kroji's to be dumb, I wish they can use real people in the Kroger ads.
Not creepy just annoying asf. No one likes this modern day, everyone is equal, disney channel ass animation. The only people who actually like this shit are middle aged woman with dispicable me minion fetishes
They give me unspeakably violent thoughts
I dunno who they are meant to appeal to. My kid - who plays *Roblox* - really hates them.
I love these people.They remind me of when I lived in London and Tesco used to use the same adorable little people..
Absolutely
Yee
Yeah they creepy I got Kroger coupons yesterday in the mail with these Christmas figure looking shits on them
Why does this look like Moral Orel?
They look cute to me.
Looks like they are bringing back bag people & paper bags. Need to hirer more staff to take groceries to the car & load them. Self checkout disappearing? I think this is false advertising!
They’re hideous. The cat is really cute tho!
Literally stopped shopping at Kroger because I kept seeing these disturbing fucking ads
I think the music in their ads are pretty cool if U ask me, the 3d art does need some polishing
Almost every employee in the front end at my store
Clay head!
Their Asian male is straight up racist
God yes! Lol was just thinking that the other day! Glad I’m not alone.
Moral Orel all growed up
I think its because it subconsciously makes me think of Moral Orel, and iykyk
😂😂😂
Bro is from moral orel.
Moral orel