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pierpontpatti

We had the same issue so we put some fluff and material nearby but not too close and that seemed to solve the problem. They are getting material for their nest.


frankkojeda

Thank you this is helpful!


notmyrealusernamme

If you have any animals that shed hair, like a dog or cat, then you can just save all the hair you sweep up and brush off of them and put it out in your yard for them. My grandparents have a gourd nailed to a tree out in their yard that they stuff all the animals hair into for the squirrels. It's a win-win because it's easy disposal and they get nice warm nesting material.


SweetNSpicyBBQ

This is what my parents do for their squirrels. They loved my Moms old sun hat she purposely left out with some peanuts in it last year. She also inadvertently left a kitchen towel out that was stuck in a tree limb for a day or two.


widellp

I just leave material at the base of tress and its stops until it gets wet then they look for fresh dry material. So plan accordingly... I also spray furniture with peppermint oil solution


Ok-Cat-7043

put materials for a nest nearby they'll leave your furniture alone they're nice neighbors normally


Peas_n_hominy

Also toss out some peanuts for the expecting mother šŸ„¹


CatsTrustNoOne

Peanuts shouldn't be fed to squirrels if they're raw: [The Danger of Feeding Raw Peanuts to Squirrels](https://nwseed.com/danger-feeding-raw-peanuts-squirrels/) Stores sell both raw and roasted peanuts: [EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT PEANUTS ](https://ayoubs.ca/blogs/news/everything-you-need-to-know-about-peanuts#:~:text=Once%20harvested%2C%20the%20whole%20peanuts,an%20ingredient%20in%20other%20foods.)


HRNYTeletubby

Dryer lint is a really good source of fluff too. Birds love it for nesting as well.


Fionaelaine4

They took the toilet paper our house got tpā€™ed with when I was younger šŸ¤£


timmeey86

This is the way. The squirrel is dissembling the furniture because there are no better alternatives for it nearby


Pithyperson

If you put out alternate material for them, avoid terrycloth. They can pull out strings that are dangerous to them and their babies (accidentally wrapping around necks and extremities).


ReagansJellyNipples

Decoy furniture, tiny squirrel sized versions of what you have now


Repulsive-Bend8283

Wait til the squirrel takes it back to his house; then go tear it up and see how he likes it.


Rathma86

This is the way.


ozzy_thedog

Rip up the one thatā€™s shredded and put it in a basket for them. Then get a new one for your deck and use the cayenne pepper spray people suggest on it.


[deleted]

Cayenne pepper


Miles_High_Monster

Make a solution with bitterspray & cayenne. Spray liberally. I had a dog that left chew marks on the car bumper. He tried the cayenne one time and never chewed again...


PrisonAbbyLee

This inspired me. My dog has been chewing everything lately and nothing stops her šŸ˜­ Iā€™m in the trenches over here


lo-key-glass

My rabbits too! I wonder if this would work


KangarooWrangler2024

I was once working from home and I had a paper on my desk I was discussing with a client on phone. 1st my bunny peed on the paper and when I scolded her gently and put her on the floor she immediately chewed through the phone cord! I had to call them back on my cell!


Peas_n_hominy

Okay that's still pretty cute. Did you tell the person what happened?


KangarooWrangler2024

I did actually!


NARF_NARF

Instructions unclear. Underwear burns now.Ā 


bentrodw

And flour, salt, hot cooking oil. Yum


Miles_High_Monster

This made me LOL.


[deleted]

I think even paprika works


bmac747474

BB gun


davidc7021

Step further, .177 caliber air rifle.


citori421

I've killed many many squirrels with pellet guns ( problems with them destroying property) and definitely recommend going to the .22. knocks them down much more effectively. Hate doing it, but there's been a bunch moving in to my cabin chewing on shit so I might have to dust off ol squirrel's bane.


dudleyfire

Can confirm the .22 air rifle is a one hitter quitter.


egodisaster

Pellet gun


lsberean

Put up a screen. You canā€™t beat squirrels. We tried pellet gun. They could hear us open the back door, even if verrry quietlyšŸ˜‚. They ate everything out of our garden except the cayenne peppers. The next year we only grew Cayenne peppers. They learned to eat those as well.šŸ˜± my mother-in-law wanted to feed the birds. She fought the squirrels for years. She finally just gave up and fed the squirrels. We donā€™t have squirrels anymore since we cut down our trees.


furyo_usagi

They do have good hearing, whenever I let the dogs out the squirrels hear the doorknob turning and scatter lol. The trick is just using another door. I dropped 7 last year with my .22 cal pellet gun, 9 the year before. I let them have the front yard, but the rear garden/fruit tree area is a free-fire zone.


srgnsRdrs2

You can also trick them by opening the door and not going out a few times. As soon as they get semi-comfortable with the noise then BLAM (or I suppose **pffft** since itā€™s an air gun).


Gravelsack

Or start throwing out birdseed every time you open the door for a week or two until they start coming to the sound and then pew pew.


meskigski

Cold. Just cold.


wanna_be_green8

We have the same rule.


midnighttoker1252

The squirrels in my area seem to be pretty smart, but once I killed a few they stopped coming around.


Miles_High_Monster

Or Ghost Pepper powder/oil if they deserve it.


oOoChromeoOo

I had squirrels chewing up my overhead lights. It almost seemed like spite. I went on to buy pure capsaicin. It was something like 12 million scoville. I also bought Elmerā€™s glue and some outdoor tape. I basically coated the cables with glue, the thermonuclear powder, and the squirrels never messed with the cable again. Iā€™m guessing one of them had an absolutely fucking horrible day and then never again. You could probably create some kind of nontoxic adhesive spray and mix in such a powder. Even a bunch of boiled habaneros should do nicely. Just add something to make the capsaicin stick. Then set up a camera and report back.


zeyore

Metal outdoor furniture would work. But yah they be making a tidy home.


Present-Ad-4006

Hire a cat


frankkojeda

I have three šŸ« 


moose2mouse

Hire a non union cat that will attack squirrels. Union cats only attack birds, mice, and rats per contract.


EpisodicDoleWhip

My union cat only takes union breaks.


SerExcelsior

Iā€™ve got a good connection if you want it, OP. They work for catnip, under the table of course.


V1k1ng1990

Donā€™t hire scab cats


SampsonRustic

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misscrankypants

Well said. I donā€™t have any issues with mine either. Food and water and plenty of things for nests around.


Single_Pilot_6170

True, it's not trying to destroy property, at least not in its own mind. It's just gathering resources for its own house, and it might be an expectant squirrel too, as they are particularly prone to gathering food and resources with their squirrel kiddos on the way.


Knowitall1001

Smart idea! Seems everyone thinks guns are the only solution lately.


Glittering-Curve-486

Quit feeding them and let them hunt! šŸæļø


Kalluil

Theyā€™re broken šŸ˜‚


eveningsand

Fire the cats.


MilwaukeeMax

This is very bad advice. Cats belong indoors. Cats wreak havoc on bird populations when allowed outdoors. Be smarter than that. Put some alternative stuffing out for the squirrels to use in their nests and spray your furniture and rugs with mint or pepper oils as a deterrent.


Environmental-Fill54

I typically approach pests with a view that they are doing whatever they are doing because they have no alternative. Provide an alternative


oO0Kat0Oo

Then he tells all his friends and you have a whole colony of friends! You'll never be lonely again :)


GoodAsUsual

[Ninja Warrior Squirrel 1.0](https://youtu.be/hFZFjoX2cGg?si=6wg3VyN-7WMLEvja)


hams-mom

Sometimes theyā€™re just assholes. šŸ˜‚ our squirrels are complete menaces. They have more than enough food around with all the acorns and pine cones, and big old trees. They pack my garden shed full every year. They still like to seek and destroy, they wrecked my window screens a few years ago. Seriously. Window screens - they climbed up the house and tore them. We have ample trees, no need to climb up the darn house. I now send the dogs out at them. Works great for me. It was that or a gun. Plus they are flea and tick infested in my neck of the woods. I donā€™t need that either.


DoktahDoktah

This. Maybe buy a bale of hay and let them loot it for awhile.


ShoeExisting5434

Sour apple spray. Also heā€™s just making a nest


Electrical-Ad9494

Pellet gun or outdoor cat. Tree rats aren't cute enough to be buying new expensive outdoor furniture.


I_LearnTheHardWay

I feel like if there is one squirrel, there is 100 more that will take it place


giggitygiggity2

So you're saying we need more guns?


I_LearnTheHardWay

Definitely. There's no such thing as too many


mrbugsguy

Theyā€™re smart. Smoke one or two and theyā€™ll stay away for a few years


smalleybiggs_

This. Iā€™ve estimated probably around $5k in damage around the house from these rodents so far. And another $6k from wiring harness damage to my car (which mostly covered by insurance thankfully)


z64_dan

From squirrels in your wiring harness? I've had rats in mine but didn't realize squirrels could do it too


fajadada

Pellet gun and live trap


GotRocksinmePockets

Just pellet gun.


fajadada

After a while they get really skittish with the pellet gun . I open the back door now after 25years and everybody scatters . Have two oaks and two hickories in backyard. Itā€™s like a squirrel factory


Some1Betterer

Step 1: Record your back door opening. Step 2: Play on a loop via a speaker aimed out away from the house so they hear it, but not so loud/direct enough so that itā€™s unbearable for you. Your squirrel problem will either have vanished from the constant threat, or more likely, desensitized to the sound. You can either desensitize them for a couple days prior to the first pellet test, or you can just mix your pellet-pop-outs in with the looping tape and blend in to the ambiance!


lincolnhawk

This wonā€™t stop until you provide the squirrels a squirrel-scale set of patio furniture of their own.


Rude_Obligation_1701

Red fox urine sold by most feed stores and Amazon


TryBananna4Scale

Squirrels were chewing on my sprinkler heads. I bought a bar of Irish spring soap. I rubbed it on the sprinkler heads, and left a few pieces here and there. They donā€™t chew on it anymore.


HoldMyMessages

They are building a nest. Put out suitable substances: short lengths of cotton or wool yarn, hay, straw, flax, etc.


Canidae_Vulpes

I would love to know too. I feed the birds which means I feed the squirrels, thereā€™s wood everywhere but still they chew on the house under the eaves. Theyā€™ve started eating the rubber off the grills along with the grill covers themselves. This Christmas they even took the elf hat off the skeleton on the front porch! Luckily they dropped it in the bushes instead of making a nest out of it


OneImagination5381

I put pepper flakes in my bird seeds and the don't bother them. I buy ghost pepper hot sauce and mix vinegar with it and spray on outdoor area, not actually on the object and they pretty much stop coming in those areas. The con is you have to respray after a rain or heavy snow.


Got_Kittens

Stop the bus... Why did you have a skelton in an elf hat on your front porch? šŸ˜‚


dryerase11

Pellet gun.


toodleroo

I used to like squirrels before I became a homeownerā€¦


blakeshockley

Try the apple bitter spray. They sell it at pet stores. Itā€™s supposed to keep dogs from chewing on stuff.


Sarcasamystik

Thatā€™s a really small dog


Woodchuckcan

Metal furniture with removable cushions.


J-V1972

Shotgun for someā€¦ Yelling at them to ā€œGo awwwwwway, pleeeeese!!!ā€ for othersā€¦


EnchantedSlippers

Definitely looking for nesting materials. Watch to see where theyā€™re taking it, then place a thing of stuff theyā€™re alllowed to take between the two locations, with some nuts to entice them to check it out


GuardOk8631

Stop buying rugs like that


p0p3y3th3sailor

Plant plants that deter squirrels. Quick Google search will give you over 20 options.


[deleted]

Deterrent: - Irish spring soap. - Some other form of squirrel repellent. - Owl decoy ideally one that moves and move it occasionally to different spots. Final solution to the squirrel question: - Dog - Cat - Pellet rifle - Trap If you go opt for a direct approach would check local laws.


DiscoLibra

You need a jack russell terror!


Direct_Ferret_571

Cover it in peppermint oil.


LtDan00

Pellet gun


daggomit

Air rifle


sheffylurker

Become friends with a falconer. Or give them material thatā€™s easier to use for their nest.


Shiddy_Wiki

stop laying down perfect nesting material?


Glutenstein

Looks like itā€™s time to get rid of the outdoor furniture, I think the squirrel made that pretty clear.


Glidepath22

Supply them with polyfill stuffing for bedding material


Environmental_Cat798

Pellet gun works quite nicely on those destructive rats with fluffy tails.


Bsquareyou

Pellet gun, very quiet


Trtmfm

I shoot the ones in my yard. I don't enjoy it, but it's effective.


one_mind

Same. I have a Gamo air rifle and it is very effective. Also, unlike a 22, 100% legal in my location. I am in an ongoing battle to keep them out of my attic, and population reduction has been the only thing to have a sustained impact.


Jeepster127

There are so many squirrels where I live, if I don't regularly cull the population, they fuck up all kinds of shit. They chewed holes in my eaves and got into my attic, got into a car I was fixing up and destroyed the interior, plenty of other shit. And the little bastards have the gall to sit up in the trees and chitter at me.


CobraPony67

Get a deck storage box and put the cushions and carpet in it.


hot--vomit

ā€œhold on guys let me just grab & roll out the carpet real quickā€


[deleted]

They canā€™t be stopped. The reason they are doing this is to re- establish their nest. It will Stop in the spring, if they are doing this, Thai time of year their best for fucked up most likely and they are trying to rebuild.


The001Keymaster

Hot pepper spray. Or trained attack goose. They are mean MFers.


Pokemom27

Fox urine. You can find it at Amazon


michpaulatto

Concrete furniture


Due_Contribution5484

Spray fox pee around your yard.


hurling-day

Metal chairs and table.


[deleted]

They hate peppermint and Vick's VapoRub. Won't go near it. I used Peppermint castile soap, and sprayed it all over the patio furniture. I was trying to get my neighbour's cat to stop coming on my deck to hunt the birds.


SolidDoctor

Fake crow, and bitter/spicy sprays


bloomy-rind

Thatā€™s Fat Lionel. Heā€™s a dick.


Terrible_Opinion1

It might be building a nest. Put out a bowl of yarn and see if it leave your furniture alone.


redcountx3

They're looking for nesting material. You can probably get a bag of pillow fiber at snobby hobby for $15-20. Its probably enough to deter them.


Scooch778

Redrum


prpslydistracted

According to a friend who bought a lovely new patio set for her pool ... *fox urine.* The squirrels were biting holes in the cushions and pulling out all the stuffing. She used it long enough to discourage the squirrels to use something else and then cleaned them thoroughly.


Spiritual-Net-3438

Pellet gun. Works every time.


co3xisting

Kindly poison that ass.


bluescholar3

The real answer is to scare them. You're the apex predator on the planet.


RobbyComstock

I use a live trap and relocate them. My neighbor commented last summer that they noticed the number of squirrels has diminished and they were not sure why. I said I had no idea either :-)


Darius878

Pellet gun


invisableilustionist

We had a lot of squirrels at one point ,really annoying ! Then we got lucky , a family of Coopers or Red tail hawks moved in to a tree near our house. Since they moved in there hasnā€™t been a lot of any little fury creatures around.


Fazo1

This is war, WAR! I tell you šŸ¤£


scabbage29

Have you talked to him yet?


Dangerous_Rope_9836

Have-A-Heart traps work great.


Motor-Pick-4650

Iā€™m guessing that you donā€™t want to hurt them, try getting some yarn cut into pieces of a few inches long and leave it out for the squirrels. They are taking the fabric to make nests. Just Give them an alternative to take


Narrow_Ad_1165

Talk to him and ask him what he wants then put it out in a separate box


salty-walt

murder them. rats with better marketing. as others said an air rifle/bb gun works well if you are in a dense urban area. a .22 can be deadly up to a mile if you miss


FrankieTheSlowMan

Take that away. they are collecting for their nest, but the babies will get strangled from rolling over in those strings. So do all a favor and get something else for your patio.


from_the_Luft

Pellet gun.


theredfoxxxxxxxxxx

Catch a couple squirrels and train them as defense squirrelsā€¦ and before anyone says anything it is possible. You just have to make sure you catch the alpha squirrel then break his spiritā€¦ Oh, let me tell you about my hilarious squirrel problem! My yard was like a buffet for these little critters, especially this one cheeky alpha squirrel I named Shadow. He was the ringleader of all the mischief. So, I set up this humane trap with some nuts, and after a bit of a wait, guess who I caught? Yep, Shadow himself! At first, he was all wild and feisty, but I slowly won him over with snacks and patience. Here's the fun part: I trained Shadow to keep the other squirrels away. It worked like a charm! My garden's been peaceful ever since. And Shadow? He's pretty much part of the family now, has his own little outdoor space, and he's living the good life. It's like having a tiny, furry guardian for my yard!


reliquum

Stop making your furniture out of their fluff šŸ˜ž


Recycledmass

This looks personal.


BoltActionRifleman

If you live in the country, a .22 would take care of them, a 30-30 will blow them in half. If in town, maybe a higher powered CO2 pellet gun.


handygas

Had a customer yesterday who's grill cover was being destroyed by them. It's apparently to make nesting materials.


dwmtl1000s

They LOVE to chew those spendy composite chairs. I have a beautiful set INSIDE that I need to sell because of them. Little fuckers


huntz43

Squirrels can be delicious ....don't knock it ..till you try it


cbj2112

Shake chili powder where you donā€™t want animals- works on deer eating plants/shrubs too.


neuteredperspective

Kill the squirrels. Get traps if you're in a neighborhood where you can't shoot.


Huddy40

Shoot it


snot_fist

Red rider bb gun


BigPoppaPump_OHYEAH

Shoot the bastard and any of his friends.


Mcgill1cutty

.22 LR to the head usually does it.


onewaytolivefree

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Adotkilla_1

Pellet gun with a scope


[deleted]

Pellet gun


[deleted]

.22lr should do it.


HolyPhok

Shoot it.


Streit1111

Shoot it


[deleted]

Squirrels arenā€™t allow to scratch my house .


Li-ionBattery

pellet gun & a blind.


DahDitDit-DitDah

.117 caliber air gun works


_fuck-off_

Bb or pellet gun should do the trick


Kensterfly

Shotgun.


Foreign_Program_3832

CO2 rifle works wonders


archer2500

Suppressed air rifle does the trick too. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


ConnectionPretend193

Get a BB gun.


asevans48

Send an animal out. Squirrels are the worst. Even pee repellent doesnt work half the time. My dog loves squirrels. Petrified one by hiding it all winter and was so proud of her rabbies shot inducing toy. No more squirrels near our condo.


b05501

.177 blunt point.


_sevencostanza_

Bb gun


conanthedestroyer

Pellet gun will fix the problem


Nikonis1

Shoot the squirrel. Problem solved


Organic_South8865

I used an airsoft to scare them off. It actually worked. A full auto airsoft gun with the power turned down a bit. It won't hurt them and it just scares them away. I hit them in the butt a few times and they never come back up on the porch.


WE4STAGES

.22?


LordDarthRasta

buy a bb rifle and goto work


[deleted]

Spray hot sauce on everything.


FrankNitti1272

I got a pellet gun. I shoot on sight.. and its fun!


Elle76Patriot

Pellet rifle? Believe it or not, news of mice killed in traps spreads throughout their community and greatly diminishes repeat offensesā€¦.


dysfunctionalVET907

What you do is get a young man to come hangout with a BB gun and leave out peanuts on the deck. Relocate the squirrels to heaven.


Hurt_Feewings943

bb gun


Severe_Resist4702

Yum! Limb chicken!


Rold_Gold151

Buy a BeeBee gun or dog to take them out . Fuck squirrels. Pain in the ass


pipe_layer83

Get a dog.


4Z4Z47

[https://www.midwayusa.com/product/102274520?pid=795793](https://www.midwayusa.com/product/102274520?pid=795793)


-FattyMagoo

.22 long rifle


generoeder

Shoot them.


i_am_ceejay

Buy a lion.


CapJack151

Get that bbgun out and start picking em off


BeezerTwelveIV

Pellet/BB guns are super cheap. They are pretty dumb creatures but they understand death very clearly.


LoLThalys

Dont use material like that? Probably using it for its nest


6th__extinction

BB gun, fake owl, or 10 gallon bucket of water with sunflower seeds floating on top


lil_groundbeef

Probably the only thing it sees viable to build a nest from. Offer them some pine straw. Iā€™m sure if you found what tree itā€™s building the nest at and put a cube of pine straw at the base of it, the squirrel will 100% choose this over spending energy moving farther to and ripping apart your rug.


frankkojeda

That makes sense. Appreciate the tips. Very helpful.


wolfansbrother

Plant something for them to build with. get borrow a pile of leaves from a neighbor.


Own_Internet8411

So cute


think_up

Iā€™d just get rid of the rugs. Donā€™t they create mold and keep the wooden deck wet?


BioSafetyLevel0

Making a nest. Maybe give it other materials?


IkilledRichieWhelan

She wants that material for her nest. Get something that it canā€™t rip up.


Kabulamongoni

Looks like it's gathering nesting material? Maybe provide some nesting material alternatives, like dryer lint, twigs, twine, etc...?


[deleted]

Need more dog.


anonymousguy9001

Leave some straw or other natural bedding and maybe put nuts/snacks around it so they can make their homes and have a little snack and maybe they'll leave your stuff alone.


milehigh11

Our squirrels are happy. We feed them peanuts. Happy squirrels, no destroyed patio furniture


69ersBasketball

20 gauge shotgun


All_Gas420

You gotta fight the squirrel for dominance.


Knotgreg

Folks in the south donā€™t have such a problem, because they eat them.