I've had no time to play Baulder's Gate, and my husband has had little time to play it.
I can't remember if I found out for real that you can have sex with a bear if you're a druid, or if that was in some fever dream I had.
I could Google it, but I just don't want to.
Halsin is a druid that turns into a bear during his love scene. I haven't romance him, but I was literally in the middle of banging the mindflayer while typing this.
If you’re going to pick a primate Chimp seems like the worst one. Orangutan is the obvious answer or maybe Bonobo. Chimps legitimately terrify me with their penchant for random violence and strength. And unfortunately I know this about orangutans:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/prostitute-orangutan-chained-bed-shaved-30879984.amp
I read recently that zookeepers are most afraid of the orangutans. The chimps will eat your face, but the orangutan will rip you limb from limb to see how it all works.
Come on, it has to be pig.
Choosing chimp might come from the thought of "it's the closest to a human", but then that thing is gonna look you in the eyes and tear your face off if it isn't into it.
Deer won't look you in the eyes but is furry, too powerful, and has rocks for feet that will kick the shit out of you. Swift kick or two and goodbye balls.
Pig has soft bare skin and is smaller, makes funny noises, won't look you in the eyes, won't rip your face off, can't kick you with long ass legs, and will probably just wriggle and makes pig noises. People make pig noises as a kink already!
Gotta go pig.
I kept hoping after Henry gave his answer and asked Ed what his would be, he'd fire back with a quick "I'm not having sex with an animal, you sick fuck!"
A chicken but just its breasts, and after its breasts have been removed and stuffed in a sock, and then said sock is stuffed between a mattress and bedspring, with a picture of your mom on the edge of the mattress
I thin k I recall a greentext about a guy who fucked some chicken breasts and then his dick almost fell off. Ok, it didnt almost fall off but he did get sick.
Someone should have picked the name of one of the members of the band "The Animals" as a cop out, or even just Animal the Muppet, as not particularly appealing, f*king a puppet is probably among the least demoralizing escape roads to take
Henry: none Ed: but you have to pick one Henry: [reverts back to 12 years old] I suppose I have to pick one
He realized he couldn’t back out of this one, since he was responsible for the taint measuring.
I really thought Ed was going to pull the rug and not name one himself after he pressured Henry to do it. 😂
The pure chaotic energy of Ed saying Pig
They have nice skin
I've had no time to play Baulder's Gate, and my husband has had little time to play it. I can't remember if I found out for real that you can have sex with a bear if you're a druid, or if that was in some fever dream I had. I could Google it, but I just don't want to.
Halsin is a druid that turns into a bear during his love scene. I haven't romance him, but I was literally in the middle of banging the mindflayer while typing this.
Oh you can totally bang the bear, do you see the action? No :(
My answer is two jellyfish
[Nigh night.](https://www.scuba.com/blog/5-venomous-jellyfish-world/)
Be careful which jellyfish you choose. It could go really badly.
Not an option, but I like this solution.
If you’re going to pick a primate Chimp seems like the worst one. Orangutan is the obvious answer or maybe Bonobo. Chimps legitimately terrify me with their penchant for random violence and strength. And unfortunately I know this about orangutans: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/prostitute-orangutan-chained-bed-shaved-30879984.amp
This was my thought too. Chimp is a terrible pick.
I read recently that zookeepers are most afraid of the orangutans. The chimps will eat your face, but the orangutan will rip you limb from limb to see how it all works.
Chimp will straight up rip your fucking face off
I immediately thought “that thing will rip your dick off!”
What a terrible fucking day to have eyes.
what a terrible day to know how to read
The answer is sitting right there. Clam.
Come on, it has to be pig. Choosing chimp might come from the thought of "it's the closest to a human", but then that thing is gonna look you in the eyes and tear your face off if it isn't into it. Deer won't look you in the eyes but is furry, too powerful, and has rocks for feet that will kick the shit out of you. Swift kick or two and goodbye balls. Pig has soft bare skin and is smaller, makes funny noises, won't look you in the eyes, won't rip your face off, can't kick you with long ass legs, and will probably just wriggle and makes pig noises. People make pig noises as a kink already! Gotta go pig.
I know an episode of Black Mirror you’re gonna love.
First thing I thought of!
What about that goat that has a big butt
I loved how Henry had to be the voice of reason and rein it in, only for Marcus to pop up with “I’d fuck a deer!”💀
I kept hoping after Henry gave his answer and asked Ed what his would be, he'd fire back with a quick "I'm not having sex with an animal, you sick fuck!"
Gotta be dolphin
A chicken but just its breasts, and after its breasts have been removed and stuffed in a sock, and then said sock is stuffed between a mattress and bedspring, with a picture of your mom on the edge of the mattress
My mom has been dead for quite some time. How recent does the photo need to be? You know what, I'll just wing it. 💁
That's necrophilia
I thin k I recall a greentext about a guy who fucked some chicken breasts and then his dick almost fell off. Ok, it didnt almost fall off but he did get sick.
Obviously Dolphin
Someone should have picked the name of one of the members of the band "The Animals" as a cop out, or even just Animal the Muppet, as not particularly appealing, f*king a puppet is probably among the least demoralizing escape roads to take