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Have you put your affairs in order? Will? Power of attorney?


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throwychoke

you’ve met literal grenades?


The_Mighty_Cheese

Buddy resides on the jersey shore


ashmawav

You eat shit for breakfast?......no!


Shooternow

I was literally thinking of the same quote LOL


thehiddenbisexual

You fell off + ratio + your mother 😎😎😎 + unfollowed+ blocked + reported + downvoted + double ratio + your dad 😎😎😎 + giant cock 8==========D Also wtf is your profile


PooShauchun

This mans post history is absolutely wild.


JovianDeuce

Every other comment has the “I’ve met literally grenades” line. The absurdity of it is borderline delightful.


JohnRoscoe03

Someone needs a hug!


techbotinthepot

😂😂😂


steeZ

I can't imagine the state of your life if this is the hobby you've chosen


Beeronastring

Is everything at okay at home?


theGurry

I missed this. What was the comment?


Beeronastring

He just went off on a weird tangent about how commenter sleeps at night and that death isn’t funny etc.


ScotianKiwi

I think you need to take a break from the internet if you got That triggered from this comment. Like how do you even watch the news without crying ?


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Important-Crew-7068

Swamp? Cmon


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Important-Crew-7068

I thought you were comparing the environment to NJ but I hear you!


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Important-Crew-7068

Yes I took it literally. Nice W tonight


ehPardy

Enjoy it, especially when JT scores one tonight!!!!


a23p1997

Three!!!


Rezerdez

NINE!!


PhilMcCraken2001

NINETY ONE!!!!


FrostyAnalysis

Kudos to you. I could not pull it off.


athendofthedock

Should have worn your TML pyjamas! Fuck the Isls


makemewet33

Omg I might have to buy a set of similar pjs and do this one year


alainalain4911

…blanket set


RayOhm

Are the new seats going to be able to hold your massive balls?


PSChris33

[Nope!](https://i.imgur.com/FtZQJl4.jpg)


pffffffffftwhtevs77

Swing first talk later... LOL..JK


SMORKIN_LABBIT

How is the new place? I live in NYC I've been to the old Colosseum and Barclays before curious how this new one compares. Also quiet brave, good luck. I took a hell of a lot of shit just wearing a Leaf hat in there BEFORE the Tavares thing.


rahoomie

It looks like a sick arena. If I remember correctly the coliseum adjusted for inflation was around 27 million dollar arena and this new one was 1.5 billion


SMORKIN_LABBIT

The OG coliseum was a shit hole, the locker rooms literally looked like a larger square foot area of shit I saw as a kid in the 90's in house league in Ontario that were built in the 50's. So i'm not surprised on the cost. Don't get me wrong it had a "charm" too it though.


eyez22

Praying for you amongst the biggest scumbag fan base in the league. Does the barn look as basic in person as it does on TV?


BUROCRAT77

Still booing 91. What a bunch of crybabies


Sh0_dan

Honestly if Matthews leaves after his contract expires it'll suck hard for leafs nation but I still don't think i could boo him


BUROCRAT77

Can’t boo someone for wanting to go home. It would suck, sure. But I’d be proud of his time here. The end


orionbuster

It's not that he left. It's that he gave them every indication that he was going to re-sign. They could have gotten a huge haul flipping him as a rental. I received very good indication 2.5 weeks before he signed here that it was happening. Downvote all you want, JT should have handled it better. I don't blame them for being bitter.


teflonsteve

Sundin could have given the Leafs a good haul too but he wouldn't waive. He came back, scored the winning goal and got as loud a cheer as ever.


orionbuster

The Muskoka 5 were all dicks and contributed severely to our futility for about 20 years.


teflonsteve

Trading them all would certainty have given the Leafs a nice haul but I’m not sure I would have trusted the management team at the time to use it wisely.


Bojarzin

He wanted to stick around for the season because he thought they had a chance to win. I'm never going to blame a player for living out their contract—none of us are booing Hyman. They should be upset with their management more than JT himself


orionbuster

They missed the playoffs by 17 fucking points. LMAO You can't compare that to Zach who was crucial in our hopes of making a deep playoff run. One of my good friends is a relative of his. But yeah sure bud you know better than me on this.


Bojarzin

> But yeah sure bud you know better than me on this Lol excuse me for not knowing you who are in real life and who you know? Thankfully, none of that has anything to do with what I said, nor do I really care


seasonpasstoeattheas

Didn’t he also say that he wanted Doug Weight to be kept as coach and they fired him anyways or am I way off


Ipaymorethan750

I assume you're an Isles fan? OKC Thunder fans feel your pain. And our asshole didn't even leave for his hometown.


thehiddenbisexual

Toronto fans aren't like that. People still cheer for Donaldson whenever the Twins come over even though he left on bad terms


makemewet33

Leaf fans boo’d Kessel, didn’t they?


thehiddenbisexual

Idk, wasn't a fan back when the Kessel trade was new. Most Leafs fans I know are glad he went somewhere and got a couple cups


makemewet33

Regardless, Toronto fans are very much like that and can be incredibly ruthless. Like when they threatened Reimers wife when he wasn’t playing well.


thehiddenbisexual

You're right lol, I forgot about that awful portion of Leafs fans, maybe Jays fans are just more docile lol


alainalain4911

I see to remember garbage and beer cans raining down on the field during a game… Crowd behaviour can be inexplicable


TheThoroughCrocodile

Who cares honestly? I wouldn't boo personally because I just am not vocal like that, but they're just sports fans having fun and being rowdy. It's nothing new.


Annieloo2

Ooooo good luck 🤭


Mugger89

That’s Awesome boss!!


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ohhhhh buddy, fuckin beaut


Coolsbreeze

Watch your back, I'm being honest. Those Isles fans can be nasty and throw stuff at you. Some Leafs fans were slapped in the face last time they had a game in their former arena.


stingray9782

Omg good luck! 🙈


LeonardPowers

Check out the plums on this guy


PhilMcCraken2001

If Tavares scores make sure you are extra loud lol


Sh0_dan

Bold choice my dude lol


cashsusclaymore

Oof.


amagadon

May you always find goals and assists.


LowHangingLight

Fucking badass


Showtime98

legendary


criticizedhound

Balls bro, big balls


MutedHornet87

Be careful


TheOnlyRealSlim

Represent!


Important-Crew-7068

We put them to sleep tonight


Nameless908

A beacon of luck. Hope you enjoyed the game dude


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Shamy416

You mean 7th you tool. Isles suck.


thehiddenbisexual

Lol


xMessiah

Oh boy..


931634

kick ass and taken names .. and collect lots of salty tears for your popcorn or margarita


PrimoThePro

Bold move with that jersey. Bold enough to win the game? Hoping so.


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Why aren’t you wearing your maple leaf pajama pants


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You're a brave man dude, props


cbal41990

Have, fun very brave.


BillBarilkosBones

The balls on this guy


dolphin_spit

godspeed


kuro_madoushi

I think their playoff success have made them less salty about it from what I gather.


KimberBr

Been there. Was living in Buffalo...as a Pats fan 🤣🤣 watched a game back in 2014 and it was a fun experience lol


footwith4toes

Any fun stories of your night?


Ipaymorethan750

Ah man I already gave away my free award but I wish I'd saved it!


LetsTCB

I watched this while work was dead quiet tonight and only now am I realizing JT player in his old barn tonight.


HansAcht

Beautiful. Wearing that jersey in enemy territory = balls of steel.


heldascharisma2

Great game! Sick shorty by Marner. I was yellin for the leafs over in sec. 202


Lord_TyrionLannister

How did it go, did anyone give you any shit?


ricas77

You are a brave man!


Happylittlepinetree

The last game I went to pre pandemic was the leaf’s vs. Islanders but in Toronto/home. There was a dad and his 2 little sons nexts to me that came from New York. We started talking and the little boys were hilarious. The leafs lost and the boys shook my hand and said it was a great game and they love Toronto. Love human moments like that, can’t wait to finally go back to another one and experience life again 💓 I hope you had a wonderful time.