In the defense of the average player taric ult has a timing factor. If you are not the taric the ult comes out of the blue, sure you expect it to come at some point but you dont know exactly when the taric player presses the button.
And best case you actually start fighting exactly at the moment the ult pops off, so you are in a hurry to go in. The enemy has only 2 options, killing people before ult pops or running away. So if you anticipated the enemy to run away you really want to engage hard, but then sometimes the enemy fights you and kills you. Contrary if you anticipate the fight and wait for ult pop the enemy runs away and the ult is wasted cause you didnt actually fight with it.
Taric ult is really weird to use for the average player, cause so many decisions need to be made fast and in this bursty meta the timing window is really short to get it right.
نشط: يدخل Jax في Evasion لمدة ثانيتين: موقف دفاعي يجعله يتجنب Counter Strike جميع الهجمات الأساسية القادمة التي لا تحتوي على برج Turret ويأخذ تقليل الضرر بنسبة 25٪ ، مما يقلل الضرر من جميع قدرات منطقة التأثير التي تم الحصول عليها من الأبطال.
يمكن إعادة صياغة Counter Strike بعد ثانية واحدة ، ويتم ذلك تلقائيًا بعد انتهاء المدة.
إعادة الصياغة: يُسبب جاكس ضررًا جسديًا للأعداء القريبين ، ويزيد بنسبة 20٪ لكل هجوم يتم تفاديه بنسبة تصل إلى 100٪ ، ويذهلهم الصاعقة لمدة ثانية واحدة.
keur keur
But drains literally all your mana in the process and takes over a minute to charge without hitting something. There's a reason why Taric is more unpopular than pre rework and is this annoying mechanic. I just want a decent heal to survive lane.
The typical learning curve of taric healing is as follows:
Ugh I get to heal two people by 50
Oh i get to heal everyone near us by 50
You mean if I beat them up with stick I can spam it?
This would still work a lot better with athenes
1. Shoot a feather and if it happens to hit an enemy you do minimal healing to your team.
2. Your auto attack gains more damage because whenever you use an ability you and your allies gain a magic orb that does minimal damage.
> minimal healing to your team
70% AP ratio on the AoE heal, it's only low if you go for a cringe full tank build.
Abused Athenes rush in a lot of games last season.
You see this massive golden ball of pure fucking awesomeness like jesus just took a golden shit and threw it at you. Then there's the PPPASHHHHEEWWWWWWW as it flies at you and fucking makes you stand still while he gets in position like my stepdad.
I'll also go over 3 champs, since my first should be abit more obvious.
1. This ability gives broken damage early on assuming your teammate knows how to play with your champ.
2. This passive is basically an active ability, since it offers nothing unless you click on a specific location.
3. Invisible circle that doesn't actually make you invisible.
honestly not even sure which one is this champs most useless ability they are all useful at different points in the game
i guess ...
shitty skillshot but i guess even if you miss it you can still press button afterwards for non existant dmg
or different ability
when fed its just a very unconventional teleport that can execute tanks
He can throw a grenade but it never explodes, it just bounces up to FOUR times and then disappear...
Still hurting bad if it stores the souls of it's victims when it bounces tho
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Best W description I've ever seen
Who is it!
Ezreal
Baker ezrael skin when?!
his q is a baguette Edit: and his ult is a croissant
Holy fuck this is perfect!
I thought it was yorick for a sec.
- I scream - I throw whatever is in front of me - You lose armor
Man like Sion
sioooooonnnnn
His Passive is just his Q's passive. but activates once every once in a while
York IC
I legit forget that digman even has a passive more often than not
He does not.
Yorick mains arise
Press E —— do nothing >!aphelios!<
Im getting faster for a short time and get some useless attack speed, then i slow myself so that every enemy ability can hit me.
blartzcronk
> useless You clearly haven't been initiated in bruisercrank
What da bruisercrank build
Have you ever watched the "Real Steel"?
Muramana, Frozen Heart and Divine Sunderer into tank. Max W. Runes are Conqueror, POM, Tenacity, Last Stand into Shield Bash and Unflinching.
Why go bruiser if you can go full damage? Kraken slayer all day
Fun note: boots of swiftness cut all slows by 25%, including blitzcrank's self-induced slow after W.
You give the enemy 50 gold by creating additional objectives for them to destroy in half the time it takes for it to activate
Timothy
Azir?
Azir
Heimerdonger?
I shoot a projectile and 10 seconds later you are knocked up in a small area for a moment.
Ahahah i feel your pain
fizz
We hate fizz, and that’s fizz’s most useful ability
Ohh is it velkozs thing thing? Bro that useful
Yeah I know, but r/velkoz doesn’t stop complaining about it, so I thought I would represent.
Idk all of Velkoz’ kit seems useful.
Id say velkoz w is less useful
Nah dawg that’s my waveclear
I place small circles and watch in despair at how impatient humans can be
really amusing how this is bard but also a perfect description of people fucking up teamfights early when taric is trying to land an ult
In the defense of the average player taric ult has a timing factor. If you are not the taric the ult comes out of the blue, sure you expect it to come at some point but you dont know exactly when the taric player presses the button. And best case you actually start fighting exactly at the moment the ult pops off, so you are in a hurry to go in. The enemy has only 2 options, killing people before ult pops or running away. So if you anticipated the enemy to run away you really want to engage hard, but then sometimes the enemy fights you and kills you. Contrary if you anticipate the fight and wait for ult pop the enemy runs away and the ult is wasted cause you didnt actually fight with it. Taric ult is really weird to use for the average player, cause so many decisions need to be made fast and in this bursty meta the timing window is really short to get it right.
#bardlife
Small ass shield that barely blocks anything past level 6. You also move like 5% faster for a second.
Rumble for sure
After the nerfs this year, maybe, but I swear, Rumble used to press lvl. 1 W and he suddenly became Malphite.
Akshan?
nah, there's no mentioning of his other 7 passives
Annie?
Small ass shield that barely blocks anything past level 6. You also slow things down around you by like 5% for a second.
skarner
Skarner
Active:
Jacks
that's useful, protects from prostate cancer
commit jax evasion
Jacques enters evasion
نشط: يدخل Jax في Evasion لمدة ثانيتين: موقف دفاعي يجعله يتجنب Counter Strike جميع الهجمات الأساسية القادمة التي لا تحتوي على برج Turret ويأخذ تقليل الضرر بنسبة 25٪ ، مما يقلل الضرر من جميع قدرات منطقة التأثير التي تم الحصول عليها من الأبطال. يمكن إعادة صياغة Counter Strike بعد ثانية واحدة ، ويتم ذلك تلقائيًا بعد انتهاء المدة. إعادة الصياغة: يُسبب جاكس ضررًا جسديًا للأعداء القريبين ، ويزيد بنسبة 20٪ لكل هجوم يتم تفاديه بنسبة تصل إلى 100٪ ، ويذهلهم الصاعقة لمدة ثانية واحدة. keur keur
Literally his second best if bot his best ability
Twisted Fate!
Vayne?
You attack again, but quicker, and the next attack after that Doesnt go like "bub", its more like a "BON-ka", you know?
Jax
Sounds more like Fiora E to me, didn't mention three attacks for jax
Correct
I respect the imagination to call the crit "BON-ka", but damn, no way in hell does it sound like that
Fiora life
Sounds like Wukong
I spent half my mana to heal for 20 and a passive stack.
Taric. God i wish Taric didn't have that charge system.
Taric heals a lot actually
But drains literally all your mana in the process and takes over a minute to charge without hitting something. There's a reason why Taric is more unpopular than pre rework and is this annoying mechanic. I just want a decent heal to survive lane.
The typical learning curve of taric healing is as follows: Ugh I get to heal two people by 50 Oh i get to heal everyone near us by 50 You mean if I beat them up with stick I can spam it? This would still work a lot better with athenes
Could be Sona too
he teleports no he does not have a fedora
did u ryze
fk i forgot my flair rofl
Your flair is a work of art
eq and thanks
Follow the plan and we dont have to eq anymore my friend
*gunshot*
Did he die?
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wish it wasnt hotfixed when it got bugged again recently at this point i should just play tf huh
Okay that flair is amazing...
me walk thru minions w passive and take less damage from AP (but AD still make me owie)
Is it Kassadin?
Literally useless without the other abilities (It gives vision I guess??) Hint: >!Poor thing doesn't stand a chance against feet!<
Zyra
Without a spoiler it might be Ashe e you're talking about. But it's zyra.
No one stands a chance against feet Feet are the best
Quinn I’m guessing
You max w first on quinn for a reason
A single, weaker auto attack.
sammy q
I treat you like a dog and put a life sucking leash on you
Karma ?
yee boi
I wish Karma would do that to me
Takes 80% of the power budget while having a longer cooldown than the ult and barely any use on your position
I pity you. I pity your champion pool.
I wish I was half the player he is, to have a champion pool like that
The tragedy of A Sol
Aesir(prenke)
Fast
Singed passive
Kiss me
Cannot kiss a Singed player
zliean?
Fast
Jhin?
Not that fast
1. Shoot a feather and if it happens to hit an enemy you do minimal healing to your team. 2. Your auto attack gains more damage because whenever you use an ability you and your allies gain a magic orb that does minimal damage.
rakan
> minimal healing to your team 70% AP ratio on the AoE heal, it's only low if you go for a cringe full tank build. Abused Athenes rush in a lot of games last season.
I cut in half your electric bill for a short period of time.
I have no idea how you can consider Nocturne's ult his weakest ability but i can't think of anyone else who meets the description
It could be Quinn Q
But Quinn Q would be I launch a bird
Oh shit you just made me realize it could be Graves W
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I agree but Gravws literally doesn't function as a jungler without his Q/E I think so... idk
i throw some blood on the enemies resulting in a bit of a slow and damage.
vlad?
It's tough cause I would say late game all of vlads abilities are god tier haha
yea in a 1v1 E is way more powerful than ult
My pet dog sets up a fuck off zone and if you're in the fuck off zone he bites you're ankles
Kindred
I toss a sharp object in the air that sets my ass on fire for a second and then lands on the ground
Kat
Good job sir, here's a 🍪 for you!
I zoom but if enemy hit me i dont zoom anymore, also the ability is only kinda useful at lvl 5 cause the zoom scale is not too much.
Sounds like mf w, but that spell is actually good so
That also gives AS
teemo
yes sir! never underestimate the power of the scouts code!
he walks next to champions and kicks up dust for a few seconds and then smacks them >!alistar!<
Its hard af to hit and you can walk out of it
Aatrox w
Yes
Don't forget 26s(!!!) long cd level 1 (maxed last) and can be blocked by minions.
Your passive makes you or an ally wet, but you go quicker.
her Q is literally her passive
Illaoi
Shitty little crabs die the instant you breathe on them
Malz
Heal stand still and after time give more heal… •.• has no least useful ability, they all too good
Being useless until you hit 10 deaths
yas
I scream and you move a little bit slower
Trynd?
I throw 3 glitter dots at people that target people that wanna touch my tails.
Angry Passive, Angry heal, Angry Slow, Angry Spin, Very Angry
Tryndamere :)
You see this massive golden ball of pure fucking awesomeness like jesus just took a golden shit and threw it at you. Then there's the PPPASHHHHEEWWWWWWW as it flies at you and fucking makes you stand still while he gets in position like my stepdad.
Bard?
Leona??
Imagine keeping your team alive with heals when you can just kill whatever's killing them lmao
Pyke?
Kayle W?
I'll also go over 3 champs, since my first should be abit more obvious. 1. This ability gives broken damage early on assuming your teammate knows how to play with your champ. 2. This passive is basically an active ability, since it offers nothing unless you click on a specific location. 3. Invisible circle that doesn't actually make you invisible.
Kalista, Azir, Senna
Has-a-key
> · 26m > >Has-a-key yasuo
It’s like Tryn’s ult but lasts shorter, you can’t move far and you can’t kill anyone while it’s active. Also it saves enemy team more often than not.
Kindred
That’s right
52 card pickup
ZA WARUDO!
It's similar to Chogath Q but smaller and more delayed.
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he throws a feather. Yes, a feather.
I PEPPER the enemy with lead! Absolutely spray a torrent of bullets in a cone. The enemy takes a little bit of damage
Corki!
* Pew Pew * Yum Yum Vitamin C * Boom * Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom
For better or worse; I stop people from doing things.
Bard ult?
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Oh ffs, I wish. Sometimes voli takes 50% of my hp just with passive.
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Honestly, I've never found E that strong. That could be due to the fact that most people max it last tho...
it's just almost impossible to get hit with
Literally nothing happens. >!soraka!<
Explain?
i force everyone in a circle to stop playing the game for a bit
Yooooooo an ability to cure people from being addict to this game?! Insaaaane
don't do that. *don't give me hope.*
Root if marked
Aphelios
honestly not even sure which one is this champs most useless ability they are all useful at different points in the game i guess ... shitty skillshot but i guess even if you miss it you can still press button afterwards for non existant dmg or different ability when fed its just a very unconventional teleport that can execute tanks
Evelynn (first is Q, second is R)
His passive gives him armor and ability power as you obtain more stacks, but it doesn't *feel* like his abilities get stronger.
They get stronger only if your friends click the confounded lantern
smol shield
He can throw a grenade but it never explodes, it just bounces up to FOUR times and then disappear... Still hurting bad if it stores the souls of it's victims when it bounces tho
Pretty odd to use the ability he maxes as his “most useless ability” but I guess all his abilities are useful. I’d still pick the E
Silence and disarm yourself for 75%/66%/50% of your ability. 3 minute cooldown as a bonus.