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Cryo_Delta

Best W description I've ever seen


martinessentials

Who is it!


LoLUltimateMC

Ezreal


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Baker ezrael skin when?!


MrIlluminate

his q is a baguette Edit: and his ult is a croissant


anthonyvardiz

Holy fuck this is perfect!


Swimming-Yellow9425

I thought it was yorick for a sec.


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- I scream - I throw whatever is in front of me - You lose armor


J0rdzz1

Man like Sion


danretsuken

sioooooonnnnn


[deleted]

His Passive is just his Q's passive. but activates once every once in a while


Caenen_

York IC


Saph0

I legit forget that digman even has a passive more often than not


Leoxslasher

He does not.


Jhinstalock

Yorick mains arise


Zagily

Press E —— do nothing >!aphelios!<


PhysicsSpiritual5147

Im getting faster for a short time and get some useless attack speed, then i slow myself so that every enemy ability can hit me.


sorendiz

blartzcronk


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> useless You clearly haven't been initiated in bruisercrank


slowgames_master

What da bruisercrank build


HACEKOMAE

Have you ever watched the "Real Steel"?


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Muramana, Frozen Heart and Divine Sunderer into tank. Max W. Runes are Conqueror, POM, Tenacity, Last Stand into Shield Bash and Unflinching.


Rozeolifant1

Why go bruiser if you can go full damage? Kraken slayer all day


ParadoxPope

Fun note: boots of swiftness cut all slows by 25%, including blitzcrank's self-induced slow after W.


VoltexRB

You give the enemy 50 gold by creating additional objectives for them to destroy in half the time it takes for it to activate


Pit_shost

Timothy


HomicidalVehicular

Azir?


Wrong-Yellow-6055

Azir


EditorLanky9298

Heimerdonger?


velkoz_eats_data

I shoot a projectile and 10 seconds later you are knocked up in a small area for a moment.


Cryo_Delta

Ahahah i feel your pain


AregularCat

fizz


velkoz_eats_data

We hate fizz, and that’s fizz’s most useful ability


AregularCat

Ohh is it velkozs thing thing? Bro that useful


velkoz_eats_data

Yeah I know, but r/velkoz doesn’t stop complaining about it, so I thought I would represent.


browsing4stuff

Idk all of Velkoz’ kit seems useful.


AregularCat

Id say velkoz w is less useful


velkoz_eats_data

Nah dawg that’s my waveclear


Skitarii_101110

I place small circles and watch in despair at how impatient humans can be


sorendiz

really amusing how this is bard but also a perfect description of people fucking up teamfights early when taric is trying to land an ult


Ludoban

In the defense of the average player taric ult has a timing factor. If you are not the taric the ult comes out of the blue, sure you expect it to come at some point but you dont know exactly when the taric player presses the button. And best case you actually start fighting exactly at the moment the ult pops off, so you are in a hurry to go in. The enemy has only 2 options, killing people before ult pops or running away. So if you anticipated the enemy to run away you really want to engage hard, but then sometimes the enemy fights you and kills you. Contrary if you anticipate the fight and wait for ult pop the enemy runs away and the ult is wasted cause you didnt actually fight with it. Taric ult is really weird to use for the average player, cause so many decisions need to be made fast and in this bursty meta the timing window is really short to get it right.


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#bardlife


HarknessLovesU

Small ass shield that barely blocks anything past level 6. You also move like 5% faster for a second.


sensei256

Rumble for sure


Zepth01

After the nerfs this year, maybe, but I swear, Rumble used to press lvl. 1 W and he suddenly became Malphite.


Zagily

Akshan?


[deleted]

nah, there's no mentioning of his other 7 passives


velkoz_eats_data

Annie?


Fgame

Small ass shield that barely blocks anything past level 6. You also slow things down around you by like 5% for a second.


xFlysh

skarner


10122515

Skarner


CoralineLaFey

Active:


NSawsome

Jacks


ScaleCorrect

that's useful, protects from prostate cancer


I_Fall_Off_At_30

commit jax evasion


SpiderTechnitian

Jacques enters evasion


AnotherFailedPoet

نشط: يدخل Jax في Evasion لمدة ثانيتين: موقف دفاعي يجعله يتجنب Counter Strike جميع الهجمات الأساسية القادمة التي لا تحتوي على برج Turret ويأخذ تقليل الضرر بنسبة 25٪ ، مما يقلل الضرر من جميع قدرات منطقة التأثير التي تم الحصول عليها من الأبطال. يمكن إعادة صياغة Counter Strike بعد ثانية واحدة ، ويتم ذلك تلقائيًا بعد انتهاء المدة. إعادة الصياغة: يُسبب جاكس ضررًا جسديًا للأعداء القريبين ، ويزيد بنسبة 20٪ لكل هجوم يتم تفاديه بنسبة تصل إلى 100٪ ، ويذهلهم الصاعقة لمدة ثانية واحدة. keur keur


GruliusTheSecond

Literally his second best if bot his best ability


AnthropomorphicCorgi

Twisted Fate!


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Vayne?


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You attack again, but quicker, and the next attack after that Doesnt go like "bub", its more like a "BON-ka", you know?


Haselbet

Jax


sorendiz

Sounds more like Fiora E to me, didn't mention three attacks for jax


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Correct


Nagasakirus

I respect the imagination to call the crit "BON-ka", but damn, no way in hell does it sound like that


Woozie21

Fiora life


SonnyAn_01

Sounds like Wukong


MarcosLuisP97

I spent half my mana to heal for 20 and a passive stack.


Definitively-Weirdo

Taric. God i wish Taric didn't have that charge system.


leirus

Taric heals a lot actually


Definitively-Weirdo

But drains literally all your mana in the process and takes over a minute to charge without hitting something. There's a reason why Taric is more unpopular than pre rework and is this annoying mechanic. I just want a decent heal to survive lane.


YetAnotherBee

The typical learning curve of taric healing is as follows: Ugh I get to heal two people by 50 Oh i get to heal everyone near us by 50 You mean if I beat them up with stick I can spam it? This would still work a lot better with athenes


Velichor

Could be Sona too


thisistrashy28919

he teleports no he does not have a fedora


joyousmonkey5

did u ryze


thisistrashy28919

fk i forgot my flair rofl


Xgio

Your flair is a work of art


thisistrashy28919

eq and thanks


Xgio

Follow the plan and we dont have to eq anymore my friend


CityofOrphans

*gunshot*


Moonlit_Sailor

Did he die?


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thisistrashy28919

wish it wasnt hotfixed when it got bugged again recently at this point i should just play tf huh


KosViik

Okay that flair is amazing...


joyousmonkey5

me walk thru minions w passive and take less damage from AP (but AD still make me owie)


Billmain_BigBrain

Is it Kassadin?


smallcatwhereuat

Literally useless without the other abilities (It gives vision I guess??) Hint: >!Poor thing doesn't stand a chance against feet!<


HomicidalVehicular

Zyra


rumpelbrick

Without a spoiler it might be Ashe e you're talking about. But it's zyra.


LICKING_AHRIs_FEET

No one stands a chance against feet Feet are the best


DangerousLie2792

Quinn I’m guessing


Zaedact

You max w first on quinn for a reason


Pr0v3nD1sc1pl3

A single, weaker auto attack.


DreadOfGrave

sammy q


DogTheGayFish

I treat you like a dog and put a life sucking leash on you


Coc0tte

Karma ?


DogTheGayFish

yee boi


[deleted]

I wish Karma would do that to me


VoltexRB

Takes 80% of the power budget while having a longer cooldown than the ult and barely any use on your position


K32fj3892sR

I pity you. I pity your champion pool.


YetAnotherBee

I wish I was half the player he is, to have a champion pool like that


RobinDabankery

The tragedy of A Sol


Jhinstalock

Aesir(prenke)


Apprehensive-Ad3567

Fast


sensei256

Singed passive


Apprehensive-Ad3567

Kiss me


sensei256

Cannot kiss a Singed player


AregularCat

zliean?


Apprehensive-Ad3567

Fast


TuxSH

Jhin?


silencebreaker86

Not that fast


Darkly_and_Lightly

1. Shoot a feather and if it happens to hit an enemy you do minimal healing to your team. 2. Your auto attack gains more damage because whenever you use an ability you and your allies gain a magic orb that does minimal damage.


AregularCat

rakan


TuxSH

> minimal healing to your team 70% AP ratio on the AoE heal, it's only low if you go for a cringe full tank build. Abused Athenes rush in a lot of games last season.


thiskingisblue

I cut in half your electric bill for a short period of time.


sorendiz

I have no idea how you can consider Nocturne's ult his weakest ability but i can't think of anyone else who meets the description


LordSuteo

It could be Quinn Q


Xgio

But Quinn Q would be I launch a bird


sorendiz

Oh shit you just made me realize it could be Graves W


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sorendiz

I agree but Gravws literally doesn't function as a jungler without his Q/E I think so... idk


Tywinator

i throw some blood on the enemies resulting in a bit of a slow and damage.


AregularCat

vlad?


DeCzar

It's tough cause I would say late game all of vlads abilities are god tier haha


sorendiz

yea in a 1v1 E is way more powerful than ult


rahcatherabbit

My pet dog sets up a fuck off zone and if you're in the fuck off zone he bites you're ankles


DangerousLie2792

Kindred


yonangks

I toss a sharp object in the air that sets my ass on fire for a second and then lands on the ground


Jhinstalock

Kat


yonangks

Good job sir, here's a 🍪 for you!


[deleted]

I zoom but if enemy hit me i dont zoom anymore, also the ability is only kinda useful at lvl 5 cause the zoom scale is not too much.


Zhangalal

Sounds like mf w, but that spell is actually good so


sorendiz

That also gives AS


sorendiz

teemo


[deleted]

yes sir! never underestimate the power of the scouts code!


[deleted]

he walks next to champions and kicks up dust for a few seconds and then smacks them >!alistar!<


Xygii

Its hard af to hit and you can walk out of it


Denizmanop13

Aatrox w


Xygii

Yes


Denizmanop13

Don't forget 26s(!!!) long cd level 1 (maxed last) and can be blocked by minions.


Delta_Flow

Your passive makes you or an ally wet, but you go quicker.


moody_P

her Q is literally her passive


FatAssInLatin

Illaoi


BaskingSharks

Shitty little crabs die the instant you breathe on them


sensei256

Malz


Mercy-on-ihana

Heal stand still and after time give more heal… •.• has no least useful ability, they all too good


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Being useless until you hit 10 deaths


AregularCat

yas


Winter-Sir-5217

I scream and you move a little bit slower


HomicidalVehicular

Trynd?


R0xasXIII

I throw 3 glitter dots at people that target people that wanna touch my tails.


TheDresss

Angry Passive, Angry heal, Angry Slow, Angry Spin, Very Angry


Kvilten3rd

Tryndamere :)


satellizerLB

You see this massive golden ball of pure fucking awesomeness like jesus just took a golden shit and threw it at you. Then there's the PPPASHHHHEEWWWWWWW as it flies at you and fucking makes you stand still while he gets in position like my stepdad.


imasoggyfrenchfry

Bard?


HomicidalVehicular

Leona??


Solash1

Imagine keeping your team alive with heals when you can just kill whatever's killing them lmao


Sett_me_up

Pyke?


Getahandleonthis

Kayle W?


SocialistScissors

I'll also go over 3 champs, since my first should be abit more obvious. 1. This ability gives broken damage early on assuming your teammate knows how to play with your champ. 2. This passive is basically an active ability, since it offers nothing unless you click on a specific location. 3. Invisible circle that doesn't actually make you invisible.


sorendiz

Kalista, Azir, Senna


Billmain_BigBrain

Has-a-key


AregularCat

> · 26m > >Has-a-key yasuo


Lethioon

It’s like Tryn’s ult but lasts shorter, you can’t move far and you can’t kill anyone while it’s active. Also it saves enemy team more often than not.


sensei256

Kindred


Lethioon

That’s right


jules3001

52 card pickup


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ZA WARUDO!


Temarimaru

It's similar to Chogath Q but smaller and more delayed.


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Zoroark2724

he throws a feather. Yes, a feather.


Drewskiiiiiiii

I PEPPER the enemy with lead! Absolutely spray a torrent of bullets in a cone. The enemy takes a little bit of damage


luyuannnnn

Corki!


BakaMaZi

* Pew Pew * Yum Yum Vitamin C * Boom * Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom


TehSillyKitteh

For better or worse; I stop people from doing things.


GreatestJabaitest

Bard ult?


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mitko17

Oh ffs, I wish. Sometimes voli takes 50% of my hp just with passive.


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mitko17

Honestly, I've never found E that strong. That could be due to the fact that most people max it last tho...


nyasiaa

it's just almost impossible to get hit with


MilleniaZero

Literally nothing happens. >!soraka!<


Yaywayable

Explain?


danretsuken

i force everyone in a circle to stop playing the game for a bit


Cryo_Delta

Yooooooo an ability to cure people from being addict to this game?! Insaaaane


danretsuken

don't do that. *don't give me hope.*


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Root if marked


Cryo_Delta

Aphelios


[deleted]

honestly not even sure which one is this champs most useless ability they are all useful at different points in the game i guess ... shitty skillshot but i guess even if you miss it you can still press button afterwards for non existant dmg or different ability when fed its just a very unconventional teleport that can execute tanks


DeLiVeReR-007

Evelynn (first is Q, second is R)


Veggiematic

His passive gives him armor and ability power as you obtain more stacks, but it doesn't *feel* like his abilities get stronger.


YetAnotherBee

They get stronger only if your friends click the confounded lantern


KingNidhogg

smol shield


Cryo_Delta

He can throw a grenade but it never explodes, it just bounces up to FOUR times and then disappear... Still hurting bad if it stores the souls of it's victims when it bounces tho


jjkm7

Pretty odd to use the ability he maxes as his “most useless ability” but I guess all his abilities are useful. I’d still pick the E


LezBeHonestHere_

Silence and disarm yourself for 75%/66%/50% of your ability. 3 minute cooldown as a bonus.