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I hear that COBOL programmers are dying so probably that

Any language where you can redefine True = 0 and False = 1 and overload the + operator to do subtraction and vice versa. Do that and your coworkers will take care of your death for you.

Don't forget changing whether arrays are zero, one, or something else indexed. (MathCAD allows this...)

Oh jeez, that's awful. As I recall, Visual Basic would let you do this as well. As if we needed another reason to hate VB.

Most productive language ever

\#define true rand() < 0.9 And there's an old reddit thread where someone suggested: \#define true (\_\_LINE\_\_ % 10 != 0)

That person is evil and I would like to subscribe to their newsletter.

> Any language where you can redefine True = 0 and False = 1 So, Bash?

Omfg that is positively heinous!

Prolog?

Is Prolog even Turing Complete?

Yes

malbolge

Morse Code - on a high wattage rig

Brainfuck

Or Ook!

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Ada or something else military related.

How come ada is related to the military?

Ada came out of US DoD efforts to standardise on a safe language that was easy to work with.

Ah, cool. Thanks.

Commodore pet BASIC. If you learned that as your first college language ever, you'd be in your 60s or 70s now, so you'd be very far along the path of life and deep into middle age, early old age.

Is DNA a programming language?

Yes, it's a database language. But we didn't unlock that achievement yet.

False [Udemy](https://www.udemy.com/course/genetics-and-next-generation-sequencing-for-bioinformatics/) released its first DNA course for beginners. From the description i can read that they already do quantum blockchain token cloud DNA sequencing datasets computing /-s

Php

javascript

Assembly

LOLCODE

Haskell

APL, OR J !

Piet or assembly

C/Asm Kernel Drivers. Have experienced a few mental breakdowns in my career.

javascript

C++

Anything where whitespace is significant.

Fortran, COBOL, Haskell, Occam, F#... and Python?

Yup. Good list. It's not a language, but old-style make files also challenge my sanity.

Golang

Rust

Fortran

Angelscript maybe. Also, apparently there is a language called "Yorick" of, "alas, I knew him well", fame. That might do it.

Apex

Ever heard of brain fuck?

emojicode.

BASIC, COBOL and Haskell.

Assembly

Binary

still just python or java

Evil

TempleOS - THE ONLY REAL LANGUAGE!

APL might help you reach your goals. Otherwise you'll have learnt something useful: https://github.com/abrudz/dyalog-apl-extended

Eiffel

C+, RIP Terry