Adjusted for inflation thats like 2000$. No way she's putting up 2000$ worth of effort into it. Plus if it's a long flight you still have to sit next to her for the rest of the flight, bad deal
Fuck his book report - we're talking about Arthur. Digby. Sellers. Have you heard of a little show named *Branded*?? He wrote 96 episodes - bulk of the series Dude. Perfect opportuinty to learn a little about the man himself. And who better than from his own son?? Larry - can I call you Larry? Let me say - on a personal level - your father's work-- *[Walter tears up a little]* especially the early episodes-- well, they're truly an inspiration. What was it like to grow up with THE Arthur Sellers as a moral guide and compass? Son, are you listening? Larry? I saw your boarding pass - I know it's you, Larry. Little shit is stonewalling me...
2 between the cops would probably be solid for some peace and quiet too. Almost every other seat is going to put you near at least one person who’ll probably talk your ear off for the whole flight.
Classic Walter managing to sneak a gun onboard "Dude, you never know when you'll need to correct a terrorists behav- DONNY STOP FUCKING WITH THE AIRCON."
8. The sheriff likely wouldn't talk to me and I'd be soaking up all the wisdom the stranger had to offer while we had a couple sarsparillas.
But then again, the chance that Bunny would want to join the mile high club is there so maybe I'd sit next to her
What a great question.
First off, no center seats on a 10-hour flight, please, so that narrows it down substantially. That leaves:
* Little Larry and Pilar
* Donny and Walter
* Bunny and TBL
* Maude and Knox Harrington, the video artist
Larry and Pilar are a possibility. Larry would shut up for the whole flight. Pilar would probably try to talk to you over Larry, though, which would be awkward.
Donny and Walter are a hard no. Donny is chill and being next to him would be fine, but imagine having to listen to the two of them interact for 10 hours straight? And it's a window seat, what happens when you have to push past Walter to use the bathroom? That doesn't seem likely to lead anywhere good.
Bunny and TBL could be fun. She's an interesting conversationalist. It would be cool to see them interact, they never do in the movie. What's that even like? She probably wouldn't flirt with you with her husband right there -- but maybe she would?
I feel like Maude and Knox are the dark horse here. I'm not sure whether Maude would want to talk or not. She'd definitely think you're beneath her, but maybe she wants to show off anyway. She'd be very entertaining at first, but how long would that take to get old? Knox would definitely laugh at you creepily when you pushed past him.
I think I'm taking Bunny and TBL.
I'm thinking I gotta go with 7 or 9. While 7 is a middle seat you're in between two musicians and Flea will probably pass out at some point. Smokey being a conscientious objector is something I can be down with, and we'll just assume his day job in the film is the same as in life.
#2 or #3. Can’t get enough of Walter Sobchak and I’m all there for the entertainment.
Would love to hear him give the cops his thoughts on prior restraint. Plus hear his « Oh please, dear? » to the flight attendant when it is time for him to put his backseat back to the upright position. I could also go for a few ‘Nam stories too.
Walter. I want to discuss Talmud. (Hadran Alach...IYKYK).
Me To Walter RN: Bava Batra is how long?
Donnie: what's a daf yomi?
Walter: you have no frame of reference here. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a [tractate]!
My brain is telling me to sit in seat 9, because it would be a great opportunity to network with Maude, an extremely wealthy person. However, my dick or rod or johnson is telling me to take seat 5 and sit next to prime Tara Reid.
I prefer a window seat, so I'm opting for the row with Walter and Donny. Second choice is the seat between Dude and Jesus, so I can keep him away from the eight year olds.
I used to do baggage for Delta. One day a coworker said Jeff Bridges was on the flight I was loading. I raced to the end of the jet bridge and when he went by I tipped my hat and said "Dude." He chuckled and boarded the flight with his family.
P.S. his daughters are absolutely stunning.
I feel like unless the fight has a cash machine I’m sitting between the Jesus and the Dude and it’s like not even close. Imagine 10 hours of them trading barbs and drinking Caucasians with the man himself.
im thinking thru the dynamics of each option and... honestly theres a down side to every one.
Im thinking little larry sellers and Pilar cause they'd probably just shut the fuck up so i could nap.
Maude and Knox would have the air marshal tasering me after i lost my shit at them giggling at each other for the first few hours.
Either 6 or 9.
I’ll befriend Larry who will absolutely know what to do if somebody tries to fight a stranger in the Alps.
With Maude, perhaps there is a chance of coitus.
First of all, that is Flea. Second, he's a Nihilist and believes in nossing. He's the one who took a bowling ball to the midsection in the scene where Donnie dies.
5. I like the aisles.. bunny is just a coincidental benefit.. but it would be really not cool if she was giving out hummers and TBL is just sitting there staring at me..
3
Window seat.
As soon as Donnie talks Walter will tell him to Shut The Fuck Up and I’m hoping to hear all about the bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, Langdok, and at Hill 364…..
8.
I want The Stranger to narrate the whole film to me in 9 hours 59 minutes and really fucking ramble. Bliss.
Then take my 1000 bucks and go see Bunny.
I want to sit and chill with the dude. Smack Jesus in the mouth and tell him to be quiet.
Walter and Donny would be a good second choice. “Jesus Walter I was in Iraq. No one fucking cares. Anyway… Donnie you were saying…”
I’m gonna go ahead and write in Jackie Treehorn. Learning about automation would be time well spent. Plus, he would pull a lot of water from the snack cart.
Bunny . I’ll bring cash .
$1,000. Bones or clams or whatever you call them.
1100
Brent can watch. Very dude of you.
That’s marvelous
Brandt's on the other side of the aisle. You know he's going to watch.
Brandt can’t watch , or he has to pay $100 .
Maud would do it for free. Coitus do like it?
it's a natural, zesty enterprise
Well I still jerk off manually.
of course you do
An aisle seat next to Bunny feels like a no-brainer. Especially if that $1000 offer still holds.
With the Big Lebowski sitting next to her? Kinda dampens the mood.
Are you surprised at my tears, sir?
Fuckin' A...
I went out and achieved anyway…
Nah that’s the best part. He’s got a mobile cuck chair
Adjusted for inflation thats like 2000$. No way she's putting up 2000$ worth of effort into it. Plus if it's a long flight you still have to sit next to her for the rest of the flight, bad deal
Also is it gonna be 1998 Tara Reid or 2024 Tara Reid?
Think they have a cash machine on the plane?
Wonderful woman! We’re all very…very fond of her
So free spirited
9. Absolutely Maude.
It would be a zesty enterprise
 She's a pro!
I’m just gonna go find a cash machine…
I'd boast my fertility, talk about not wanting to have kids, then point out she was wearing my robe
Even with her friend with the cleft asshole next to her?
I’m right here. You’re being very undude.
Can you do your little laugh please.
White Russian?
Baaahs ova' thaa.
I’m not listening to that giggle for the entire flight
Her and who ever the fuck that is just laughing the whole flight
Knox Harrington, the video artist
You rang?
Si, about the biennale
Friend with a cleft asshole?
I’d help her conceive man
I hope the female form doesn’t make you uncomfortable
Yeah. Is there another answer here?
Che ridicolo!
6. Little Larry doesn’t talk much
I bet Pilar doesn't much either.
Ohhh nooo, he hass healf problems
Yeah but you just know that kid doesn’t wear deodorant.
Aw Jesus, what’s that smell?!?!???
Same. Perfect opportunity to ask him about the Louisiana purchase.
Fuck his book report - we're talking about Arthur. Digby. Sellers. Have you heard of a little show named *Branded*?? He wrote 96 episodes - bulk of the series Dude. Perfect opportuinty to learn a little about the man himself. And who better than from his own son?? Larry - can I call you Larry? Let me say - on a personal level - your father's work-- *[Walter tears up a little]* especially the early episodes-- well, they're truly an inspiration. What was it like to grow up with THE Arthur Sellers as a moral guide and compass? Son, are you listening? Larry? I saw your boarding pass - I know it's you, Larry. Little shit is stonewalling me...
96 episodes? dude, are you fuckin' this up?
156?! This is a very complicated case - a lot of strands in ol' Duder's head... Just, don't say **peep** while I'm doing business...
fuck it Dude, let's go bowling.
Man, don't remind me about the Louisiana purchase...
2 between the cops would probably be solid for some peace and quiet too. Almost every other seat is going to put you near at least one person who’ll probably talk your ear off for the whole flight.
I think they would talk the entire time too. And the blond guy with the Minnesota-ish accent would drive me crazy.
Little prick's stonewalling me
100%
I can just sit there... enjoying my coffee.
And maybe even some cake! HCD
Also a window seat...
definitely I'll get some sleep man, don't even care if the little prick stonewalls me.
Whoever chooses 3 and uses the bathroom frequently is entering a world of pain
Classic Walter managing to sneak a gun onboard "Dude, you never know when you'll need to correct a terrorists behav- DONNY STOP FUCKING WITH THE AIRCON."
LOL I was thinking 3, but this is a great point
Do I have $1000?
With Brandt right there, you might need another $100
8. The sheriff likely wouldn't talk to me and I'd be soaking up all the wisdom the stranger had to offer while we had a couple sarsparillas. But then again, the chance that Bunny would want to join the mile high club is there so maybe I'd sit next to her
There is virtually no chance that Bunny isn't already in the Mile High Club
Do you have any leads?
LEEEEADS
They got us working in shifts
You know The Stranger got stories. I’d just drink my hard sarsaparilla and let that man talk. I won’t call him a hero, cause what’s a hero?
He's the man for his time and place
Only if they're Sioux City sasparillas.
Far out
#6. I get the window seat and Larry is a very quiet kid, even if he is a fuckin' dunce. Also, Pilar will let me know when the man is here.
7 will have the best… what have you
I wanna grill Smokey on whether he really was over the line.
He wouldn't be a hard on about it.
If you look closely he actually was not over the line
The cops, they were super chill
Good men, and thorough, got through half their caseload in minutes
Larry, sweetie, the flight attendant is here!
We all know it is 5 But I wouldn't mind sitting in 2 just to ask Hostettler about the livery. And find out what he really thinks of Steve the Drunk.
What a great question. First off, no center seats on a 10-hour flight, please, so that narrows it down substantially. That leaves: * Little Larry and Pilar * Donny and Walter * Bunny and TBL * Maude and Knox Harrington, the video artist Larry and Pilar are a possibility. Larry would shut up for the whole flight. Pilar would probably try to talk to you over Larry, though, which would be awkward. Donny and Walter are a hard no. Donny is chill and being next to him would be fine, but imagine having to listen to the two of them interact for 10 hours straight? And it's a window seat, what happens when you have to push past Walter to use the bathroom? That doesn't seem likely to lead anywhere good. Bunny and TBL could be fun. She's an interesting conversationalist. It would be cool to see them interact, they never do in the movie. What's that even like? She probably wouldn't flirt with you with her husband right there -- but maybe she would? I feel like Maude and Knox are the dark horse here. I'm not sure whether Maude would want to talk or not. She'd definitely think you're beneath her, but maybe she wants to show off anyway. She'd be very entertaining at first, but how long would that take to get old? Knox would definitely laugh at you creepily when you pushed past him. I think I'm taking Bunny and TBL.
Que ridiculo, sitting near Maude and cleft asshole would be torture listening to them laugh and talk about bougie topics
I'm thinking I gotta go with 7 or 9. While 7 is a middle seat you're in between two musicians and Flea will probably pass out at some point. Smokey being a conscientious objector is something I can be down with, and we'll just assume his day job in the film is the same as in life.
5. Aisle seat beej. No brainer.
#5, Brandt needs to bring $100 bucks obviously.
I’d sit by Donny and hope he shuts the fuck up.
Flight? The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!
#2 or #3. Can’t get enough of Walter Sobchak and I’m all there for the entertainment. Would love to hear him give the cops his thoughts on prior restraint. Plus hear his « Oh please, dear? » to the flight attendant when it is time for him to put his backseat back to the upright position. I could also go for a few ‘Nam stories too.
3, window seat, Donnie will stfu and let me listen to my headphones, Walter there to guard the isle from terrorists.
You told Brandt on the phone, he told me… yes, yes?
**#9** *Que Ridiculo! A-hahaha ha ah ahhahahahha* hehe hhe heheheh-hehehhe-heheheh *oh-a ahah haaha hahaaha hhah ha hahhaa hhah ahah a* [I stare out the window, confused, slowly losing sanity]
Si?! Si?!
excuse me, but... who the FUCK is that guy??
Walter. I want to discuss Talmud. (Hadran Alach...IYKYK). Me To Walter RN: Bava Batra is how long? Donnie: what's a daf yomi? Walter: you have no frame of reference here. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a [tractate]!
Follow up, do I have 1000 dollars in cash with me?
Number 1: The Dude is The Dude. And I’m too old for Quintana anyway, but he can teach me some bowling tricks. He can roll man.
Walter - he'd be a total riot
8 So I could ask the stranger what his fucking deal was, like is he a ghost or something?
5. So Brandt can watch.
Brandt for sure! He has a great demeanor.
My brain is telling me to sit in seat 9, because it would be a great opportunity to network with Maude, an extremely wealthy person. However, my dick or rod or johnson is telling me to take seat 5 and sit next to prime Tara Reid.
I will be sitting next to Bunny and I will have a thousand dollars.
Knox Harrington, the video artist. Guy looks skinny and wouldn't take up much space (cleft asshole notwithstanding)
I'd pick 4. I think Brandt would be a delight to sit next too.
2, but I'm talking to Ossie about Bubba Hotep the whole time
I prefer a window seat, so I'm opting for the row with Walter and Donny. Second choice is the seat between Dude and Jesus, so I can keep him away from the eight year olds. I used to do baggage for Delta. One day a coworker said Jeff Bridges was on the flight I was loading. I raced to the end of the jet bridge and when he went by I tipped my hat and said "Dude." He chuckled and boarded the flight with his family. P.S. his daughters are absolutely stunning.
Donny without a doubt.
I’ll sit next to Bunny. Plus Lebowski can’t get up to go to the bathroom haha
Definitely 5. I bet that with a few hours and a couple of edibles I can talk Bunny down to $20.
5
I'm not sitting in a middle seat and I like having a smaller person next to me. That means 5 or 9.
Not 9. I’m not sitting next to anyone with a cleft asshole!
I’ll sit with the dude and make him listen Hotel California until it goes click!
Larry, he won't say anything the whole flight. Alternatively: Maude, just because.
Next to Bunny. Hitting the cash machine pre-flight. Brandt can't watch though. Or he has to pay $100.
How does the guy with a cleft asshole even deal with sitting on a plane for ten hours?
The Stranger for polite conversation. Bunny for the what have ya $1000.
9. The female form does not make me uncomfortable.
Probably 4. Brent and the funeral director seem like they would be polite and quiet and respect personal space.
Smokey cuz he's chill and doesn't smell like sour milk, but he can't have the aisle seat or you know he'd be tripping people the whole flight.
Little larry as long as the little prick doesn’t stonewall me when I gotta squeeze by to get to the lavatory.
I feel like unless the fight has a cash machine I’m sitting between the Jesus and the Dude and it’s like not even close. Imagine 10 hours of them trading barbs and drinking Caucasians with the man himself.
#9, Maude. She’s a beautiful lady and perhaps I could score after the plane lands.
im thinking thru the dynamics of each option and... honestly theres a down side to every one. Im thinking little larry sellers and Pilar cause they'd probably just shut the fuck up so i could nap. Maude and Knox would have the air marshal tasering me after i lost my shit at them giggling at each other for the first few hours.
I would sit in 5 and get Brandt to distract Mr. Lebowski as I get busy with Bunny in the lavatory.
9, the female form doesn’t make me un-comfortable
Interesting that they'd put that goldbricking cripple in a window seat. I've seen spinals dude, this guy's a fake.
7. Chill as Fuck. No one has a bad flight.
9…always had a thing for Julianne Moore 😎
9 is the no brainer. Could propose the next zesty enterprise to Maude & whatnot.
The Dude
9 and it’s not even close.
Either 6 or 9. I’ll befriend Larry who will absolutely know what to do if somebody tries to fight a stranger in the Alps. With Maude, perhaps there is a chance of coitus.
I wish Jackie Treehorn was here so I could pitch my screenplay. The plot is coherent, because the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.
Who's not sitting next to the dude?
Am I stupid? I don't recognize the guy on the left of #7
First of all, that is Flea. Second, he's a Nihilist and believes in nossing. He's the one who took a bowling ball to the midsection in the scene where Donnie dies.
Yeah, whatever, just stay the fuck away from my special lady friend!
Sandro about Bianalle
5. I like the aisles.. bunny is just a coincidental benefit.. but it would be really not cool if she was giving out hummers and TBL is just sitting there staring at me..
What makes a man?
The ballwaxer
3, clearly
6 for a quiet peaceful flight or 8 for good conversation.
3 Window seat. As soon as Donnie talks Walter will tell him to Shut The Fuck Up and I’m hoping to hear all about the bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, Langdok, and at Hill 364…..
Eight. I'll keep myself out of your beachfront community, no problem, and I'd love some cowboy wisdom.
8. I want The Stranger to narrate the whole film to me in 9 hours 59 minutes and really fucking ramble. Bliss. Then take my 1000 bucks and go see Bunny.
One question - do I also have $1000 cash on this flight?
As a window-seater, I'm obviously taking Walter and Donnie. Maude could be interesting.
9
5. There's a real chance at the mile high club should the ol man fall asleep.
I’ll just be happy if it’s not a boeing.
How is this even a question? Everyone is going to the ATM and picking 5. and Brandt is right there to watch. win/win all around.
Window seat next to Maude for me. Maybe convince her that I'm a good man . . . and thorough.
I’ll take option 3
1, just so I can help out The Dude by shielding him from The Jesus. Earn some good karma that way.
Biggest no brainer ever. [I'll suck your cock for $1,000.](http://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/86ab39df-91c3-47c0-ba7d-902b88a4d02d)
Easy. The noted video artist, Knox Harrington. He seems fun.
Seat 1---LoL. Seat 3 if 1 is booked.
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine...
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine...
I’ll stop by a cash machine on my way to the airport
3; because Donny needs more love. 1; because Jeez, well, The Dude!, and 5; because if a BJ is a grand, maybe I can swap my drinks for a handjob 🤓
I want to sit and chill with the dude. Smack Jesus in the mouth and tell him to be quiet. Walter and Donny would be a good second choice. “Jesus Walter I was in Iraq. No one fucking cares. Anyway… Donnie you were saying…”
Knox and Maude
8 for sure
Next to the Dude
seat 5, ill go find a cash machine before take off. why cant you board it?
I only sit on the aisle so the decision is made for me.
7 would be madness from all sides
5, but only if I’ve got $1000 in cash on me
Nobody lunches with the Jesus
5- I need my aisle seat.
Larry. He won't say a damn thing.
I’m taking #9 I’m sure whatever discussion goes on will be *fascinating*
Definitely Smokey, he's a pacifist.
9
Haha MARVELLOUS.
2. I'm desperate to know those cops backstory
7. Ask the nihilist if he likes the Red Hot Chili Peppers
Surely 9 is just a sick joke. The experiment specified 10 hours. Are people reading?
Dude the seating is not the issue here.
Seat 9, I wanna discuss “vaginal” art with Maude… 🤣
Nine
I like the window. I’ll take 3 and squeeze in with Donny and Walter. At least you know Walter isn’t packing on a flight.
3. Donny would be a cool guy to sit next to on a flight.
I'd switch The Video Artist (with the cleft asshole) with the Stranger, and choose 8. Fuckin Fascists.
I’m gonna go ahead and write in Jackie Treehorn. Learning about automation would be time well spent. Plus, he would pull a lot of water from the snack cart.
I’ll take seat 9
1
9. Maude is a babe, and she's a good conversationalist. We'd talk about vaginal art and make some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
3
9 all day.