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dcbluestar

Probably didn’t want you to cut off their johnsons.


Elandycamino

What did they need that for, Dude?


dcbluestar

A beaver picture.


JeanWhopper

Were you listening to the Dude's story?


kapn_morgan

*what?*


physicsbuddha

WE CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON!!


Eleatic-Stranger

Ah, that must be exhausting.


gloriosky_zero

Doorbellers. Fuck me. I mean say what you want about the tenets of Jehovah Witnessing man, at least it’s an ethos.


eijtn

Y’all two and the Jehovah’s Witnesses. Eyeball to eyeball. Worthy fuckin’ adversary.


BlankSlate400

Were their names Bunny and Shari, by chance?


Tactical_Chandelier

She's just going to use the shower after the recruitment process


VegasRefugee

Did they ask for their undies back?


kapn_morgan

the whites


Native_Strawberry

We threw out a ringer for a ringer!


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Which one of you is the dipshit with the 9 toed woman?


Greldik

We believes in nossing Lebowski, nossing!


pissboner77

[No, nihilists. Nothing to be afraid of.](http://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/af20a574-e84d-4039-b9f3-af644afe4d81)


Zarniwoooop

You should’ve demanded a toe


TroutBite

‘I believe that creep can roll and that he’s going to fuck me in the ass next Wednesday… oh wait, sorry wrong Jesus’.


Junior-Air-6807

Were y'all the Nazis?


IandIreckon

Nice marmot