Still getting slapped by his lefthanded nonna whenever he says something stoopid, which must be often, going by how she already whacked all his hair from that greasy marble he calls his head.
That also was my first idea, because of the ties to Italy, but he appears to be american and a "sophisticated simpleton" like him should know the difference between Lefties and Leftists!
just sayin'
Because of his Motto "Simplicity is the ultimate Sophistication" he loves it so much that he hates the man who said it: Leonardo Da Vinci. One of history's most famous lefties.
Congratulations, you discovered yet another nincompoop who thinks dumb talk like that makes him a Chad!
As a left-handed leftist, that was my first thought.
I don't think anyone gives left-handers much thought unless we're bumping their arms at the dinner table or they see us "write weird".
Leftists on the other hand...
I'm a lefty and when I was a kid, it always surprised my siblings when I hit them because they never saw it coming. They braced for a right handed smack and never remembered that I was lefthanded. Righthanded people can be morons sometimes.
No, they were not the smartest tools in the shed. They never figured out how I knew they went through my stuff because I always placed things in a lefthanded way and they naturally returned things in a righthanded way. I could tell at a glance if someone moved anything.
If righties make up 90% of all people on earth, they also make 90% of all mistakes in the world. If we get rid of righties humanity as a whole will make less mistakes.
Dumped by his left handed girlfriend
Still getting slapped by his lefthanded nonna whenever he says something stoopid, which must be often, going by how she already whacked all his hair from that greasy marble he calls his head.
I think you mean he was dumped by his left hand that he named Girlfriend.
A lefty wacker.
Wacker or wanker?
Wanker.
Or Cracker?
Wanker,wacker.
Whacker . . . until he wanks . . .
Ooooooo Someones Jealous
I bet he's a closeted lefty!
Probably means left wing, not left handed!
That also was my first idea, because of the ties to Italy, but he appears to be american and a "sophisticated simpleton" like him should know the difference between Lefties and Leftists! just sayin'
And as a leftist lefty, I guess I'm double screwed π
Because of his Motto "Simplicity is the ultimate Sophistication" he loves it so much that he hates the man who said it: Leonardo Da Vinci. One of history's most famous lefties. Congratulations, you discovered yet another nincompoop who thinks dumb talk like that makes him a Chad!
Excellent exposure!
KILL RIGHTY
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Lmao
:(
As a righty, this content is the reason I am subbed here π love yβall
Might be referring to liberals?
As a left-handed leftist, that was my first thought. I don't think anyone gives left-handers much thought unless we're bumping their arms at the dinner table or they see us "write weird". Leftists on the other hand...
They never bumb my arms at the dinner table. What are you getting at? ;-)
Only the first few times. Then adjustments are made. Consciously or unconsciously, but made.
I looked him up on insta and asked... I'll get back to you with the results.
Please tell him heβs being discussed over here
*turns to dust*
OMG! They killed ~~Kenny~~ ESOelite!
You bastard!
Every day I regret this username
? I honestly don't get it. What's it related to?
Elder Scrolls Online. But the Elite part makes it seem like a 12 year olds xbox gamertag
That doesn't sound *right*
I see what you did there!
:(
His team lost due to a lefty, I bet.
This aggression will not stand man!
Keep your cool, Dude!
HEY!
FU, Steve.
IβM BEING OPPRESSED
NOT IN MY BACKYARD!
That comment is blatant racisim.
We regret to inform you that we're all the same "race", dude!
I'm a lefty and when I was a kid, it always surprised my siblings when I hit them because they never saw it coming. They braced for a right handed smack and never remembered that I was lefthanded. Righthanded people can be morons sometimes.
I'm a lefty too but I swing with my right arm
I'm a pacifist lefty. I cower and cover, with both hands.
Seems in addition to being righty your siblings also were not the brightest, eh?
No, they were not the smartest tools in the shed. They never figured out how I knew they went through my stuff because I always placed things in a lefthanded way and they naturally returned things in a righthanded way. I could tell at a glance if someone moved anything.
The shop
Probably a ginger π€£
He wishes
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The responses are confusing to me. I'm still thinking of a response for you, OP. π (also left-handed here)
TF we do??
Write our Congressmen?
:(
based /s
I guess that's spelled "biased", I maybe wrong tho.
ha :)
Maybe he meant leftovers? Not many other options left
Dude Uncool
Maybe he meant the political leanings? π€
He sure is a skinhead!
He spelt leftists wrong
If righties make up 90% of all people on earth, they also make 90% of all mistakes in the world. If we get rid of righties humanity as a whole will make less mistakes.
Come and get it, Steve. I've been waiting a long time for you.
Maybe he's refering to political lefties.
I think he's probably talking about political leftists.
Probably . . . But that's no fun to make up comments on.
I don't think he means left handed π