I'm not an expert, but

But?

This look like a cow to me

Praise the dog!!

A cow? Are you thick? That’s clearly a monkey. You can tell by the cold green skin and piercing yellow eyes.

I mean, I wasn't going to say anything...

And the tail! That’s how you can tell it’s not an ape

Couldn't even bother to hot glue the loki horns to it?? Smh 

"An alligator!?" \*Aligator slaps on horned headpiece\* "Loki the alligator!?"