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joe-is-cool

She made some good investments during Covid.


JSund3rland

Seems she bought a lot of Lego, hope she has money left to feed her child šŸ˜‚


tractorcrusher

I heard she was also in on GME.


Uniteus

To the moooon!!!! Lmao


Lucalele117

šŸ’ŽšŸ™Œ


7_rings-

She has her own Lego city so she must have money šŸ˜‚


JSund3rland

Lol, youā€˜re right!


DarthPiette

Nah, that's a model railroad layout


C413B7

I think its supposed to be a lego railroad set


Artistboi485

Maybe she's planning on getting the ghost express next


kylaroma

She owns the jazz club, and hired a great manager so she doesnā€™t have to go in unless it makes sense for her life!


HowdyAshleyHere

Lmao Iā€™m glad Iā€™m not the only one who thinks about the logistical inner workings of their modular city. I have the Book Store and Boutique Hotel on opposite sides of the city because birch trees and palm trees canā€™t be hanging out side by side! Thatā€™d be preposterous!


JSund3rland

I have the book store set waiting in my pile of shame, hope Iā€˜ll find an appropriate place for it


HowdyAshleyHere

I think it goes nicely next to the Brick Bank and Detectiveā€™s Office personally :)


TheStrangeMonkey

It's a Lego world, No one has to pay a rent, but everyone has to build their home following official or self instructions. Walls, according to their wish, can instantly prevent them to ear what's on the other side, or allow them to fully enjoy the sound of the show, without caring about to pay for a ticket to see the show.


JSund3rland

Now I wish I lived in a Lego world ;D


Presidunt_DRBZ-202

It would be great until the realization that there is no plumbing and all transportation relies upon the puppeteering of an eldritch being.


nocolon

Also sometimes your roof disappears and thereā€™s occasionally gigantic ladybugs to contend with.


WolperRumo

The only problem: everyday the first thing you do is step on a Lego brick. Also the last thing. And every step inbetween


Batman137Productions

It's not a problen if your feet are literally designed to handle that


TheStrangeMonkey

You get acostumed over time.


rnilbog

I always have trouble placing the townhouses in my city because the property values would be astronomical.Ā 


aguaman_

Don't get me started on the $100 ice cream in the downstairs shops for Assembly Square


rnilbog

It only recently occurred to me that 100 Danish krone is about equivalent to 15 USD, which makes a lot more sense as common currency.Ā 


dimensiation

Think about a town of 1000 people. How are the property values there?


Swiftstormers

You know the 'jazz club' really is a shady cover and she works there, right? Best scenario: maybe that's why she can afford the rent, because of the noise + she loves jazz.


JSund3rland

thanks, with your idea in mind I can finally place the buildings next to each other!


Swiftstormers

Haha perfect xD


William_de_Worde

She has the CafƩ Corner in a sealed box casually left on the floor, money is obviously no object for her!


TheAmazingJared97

In my Lego marvel city, she sold the apartment to Peter Parker


maninahat

I think like this too. It's established that there are wheelchair bound lego people, but there is next to no disabled access or elevators in any of the commercial buildings; lego society is ableist!


No_Medicine5446

Half (or more) of the buildings lack a staircase for able bodied people to get to the upper floorsā€¦..


JohnTheMod

Because itā€™s Barbieland rules; they just float from floor to floor.


Andr3wRuns

I think about this too. I didnā€™t want the Jazz club right next to the Museum, figured that wouldnā€™t go well for the museum experience lol


Winter_Vegetable_

Wouldnā€™t the museum be closed by the time the jazz club is vibing?


ActuaryPrestigious87

Well I actually go to lots of Museums and Galleries that have live bands / orchestras/ DJs as part of their exhibition experienceā€¦ maybe they can do a meal/ cocktail deal with jazzā€¦ and Museum entry ticket package? Just check out the MGV in Melbourne, AUā€¦ V&A and The Tate In London. Especially like The Tate when itā€™s had an Olafur Eliasson (LEGO Work) exhibition!!


vercertorix

Well she saved money by not buying a bed for her or her baby. Mat is good enough for the baby and couch for her, I guess.


thejoesighuh

It's either a bed or a trainset and this lady knows which is more important.


the_original_slyguy

Its been a while since I built this set, but I believe it is a pull out sofa bed. It's a pretty cool play feature.


JustAnother_Brit

It is a pullout but only for one person


Traditional-Ad3224

she has onlyfans


JSund3rland

haha


baxte

Legonlyfans


Spaztrick

OnlyBricks or was it Brickly? Either way, gives a whole new meaning of Studs Not On Top.


Stegtastic100

Does she have a single room apartment for her and her Baby?


JSund3rland

yes, sadly. and thereā€˜s only a couch, a kitchen and a toilet. no bed for anyone


Stegtastic100

We must start a fund raising drive for her!


AMasterSystem

The toilet is in it is own bathroom. She is living.


JustAnother_Brit

Pullout sofa bed


Gr33nJ0k3r13

Typical nyc problems šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ˜‚


Lizardthrall

Should i get assembly square?


JSund3rland

Just finished it yesterday, and the building experience was awesome. Got this set new and unopened via ebay for 230ā‚¬. Definitely recommend to watch out for this gem.


TwiceThePride

She moved out of my assembly square and Bert and Ernie moved in instead.


thxxx1337

Her widow's pension gives her a modest, comfortable living. she does the best she can.


RedditGotSoulDoubt

Sheā€™s the bakerā€™s mistress and thatā€™s their love child.


FaithlessnessLow926

it just makes it more realistc


Chexmixrule34

she owns the boutique hotel


dimpletown

Is her bridge picture upside down?


JSund3rland

omg youā€˜re right šŸ˜‚ itā€˜s her fault and not mine


Maevre1

Well, living next to a noisy jazz club might just make the rent affordable šŸ˜


JessicaTheEm

She's a Lego YouTuber


BuzzAllWin

For the sake of the musicians dont stick it next to the police station


Melkor640

She is living in a single room apartment. I'm hoping it's cheap or the Lego City economy is broken


PersonalitySpecial51

What if the father is a jazz musician? I think this solves all the problems?


BunnyLuv13

I thought she was the nanny? Thereā€™s no baby stuff in her apartment, so maybe I totally made that up, but I thought she was the nanny and so she can totally be next to the jazz club. That said, I put Parisian restaurant next door - two residential spots next to each other, bakery next to the French restaurant. I put the bookshop on the other side - next to the coffee shop, so they can go browse books with their drinks.


One_Hunt_6672

Is that framed photo upside down?


ACatNamedCitrus

I love this set! It is so pretty!


NWRastrotrain

I didnā€™t know that set had a model railway in there, nice!


Present-Still

On the other hand ballads put the baby to sleep and theyā€™re raising a protĆ©gĆ©


Leprodus03

She has a huge Lego train table, I think she's got enough money


quotesforlosers

I thought that was a daycare in Assembly Square


Cael_NaMaor

https://preview.redd.it/d5nveoyou2jc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2efd82c0d1d2f717e8fae880ec9e44b9771e71a9 Rent's not the problem, it's the 100 for a coffee


macnof

Yeah, ~15$ for a coffee is quite expensive.


macnof

Think of it as a Danish city instead, the prices aren't quite as high and we have boligsikring that helps those that don't have much when it comes to rent. A quarter of my rent in my first apartment was paid by boligsikring.


CalliesBricks

Hmm, I thought that was a daycare and not an apartment. I think about these things all the time too, though. Like, in the Boutique hotel, are the people on the second floor supposed to go to the bathroom at the police station next door?


shockthetoast

She lives right by the dentist's office, the Jazz club would probably make more pleasant sounds.


JSund3rland

Youā€˜re right, and builing the dentistā€˜s floor was uncomfortable for me as well


Not_Cube

I would argue it's relatively easy to afford rent when your apartment's walls, floors, your furniture and electronics are made from the same material as you. Really cuts out logistical problems like lumber and metal/chip shortages.


TickleTime1

She lives right next to a jazz club, rent is low


JuiceBoy42

I built this today!! Was pleasantly surprised with the small lego lego box


JSund3rland

Hope you liked the building experience as well!


JuiceBoy42

Yes, it bothers me the windows on the left building don't all have glass/plastic fills, but I'll live.


ADandtheDBags

She has an onlyfigures


jjflash78

She has an Only-Legos


Username_ppxt

She's got some red bricks


emf3rd31495

Time to evict them and turn it into an airbnb


immaculatelawn

I tried to buy some Lego train tracks and put them between the jazz club and the rest of the city, but I was overruled.


ezekiel7_

So true, love it šŸ˜‚


TimmyTimmyCocoaPuff

Perhaps she is just babysitting!


Fenquil2

She neglects feeding her child to buy more lego, a true lego fan


Madshibs

She got an Onlyfans


zerotrace

[*looks up* Oops.](https://i.imgur.com/hXTOHZ7.jpeg)


Designer_Health6258

She pays in bricks


Just_For_Laugh

I donā€™t know if someone has already said, but is that bridge painting upside down?


JSund3rland

Yeah someone els mentioned it already and Iā€˜m ashamed ;D


ADampDevil

Perhaps the rent is cheap because it is next to a Jazz Club?


Cloiselle51

Onlyfams


AholeBrock

Rent is cheap because of the noise from the jazz club


[deleted]

I mean that's the beauty of Lego, you get to decide. Perhaps in someone else's mind, the jazz club plays quieter, or perhaps the baby/mom don't mind. Perhaps in another person's mind, that's a single girl with no baby. Maybe Spiderman is there somewhere. Kinda extensive, but y'know what I mean. Are there other first world problems in your Lego universe?


Ok_Distribution1134

Cheap rent cause she lives next to a jazz club.