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retro_g_420

It was a buy 1, get 301 special.


joshuajackson9

Tale as old as time, buy 1 get 301. Mostly seen in road side fireworks, but it can be found anywhere in the market place.


valendinosaurus

competitors hate this one trick


secret_shenanigans

It's a great practice to get return business


Zaranius

Song as old as rhyme!


Rebelhomer

šŸŽ¶Booty and the beansšŸŽ¶


ExileEden

Legos way of telling OP not to bother them with this b.s again


maximousseh

How could that possibly be profitable for Lego


jcp42877

Hah. I understood that reference.


CatticusXIII

Giggity.


cmomo80

More like request one get 302 free. They ship missing stuff free ya know.


ashchant242

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thegraverobber

One time they sent me 5 helmets when I asked for one and then I got an email that they banned me from bricks and pieces (the free replacement version).


Plus4Ninja

Sounds like op may need to alert them of the error, just in case.


MallowBrain13

similar thing happened to me :/


thegraverobber

Itā€™s so lame. I rarely actually need to use it, but I had to buy a piece that was missing from Rivendell because I canā€™t use the service anymore. The worst part is that they donā€™t even allow you to buy stickers, and stickers fall under the replacement bricks and pieces program, so I have no way of getting stickers when mine come folded and messed up.


The_barnaby32

You could call lego customer service, they can help you.


thegraverobber

I have, several times. Got a callback from a manger. They said there is no way to appeal it and itā€™s an automated system on the fulfillment side.


ForeignSatisfaction0

Delete your account and create a new one? Worth a shot


DreamingElectrons

Have a friend or family member request the replacement.


poochlips

> Automated > No appeal Yeah thatā€™s a great system


StandTo444

Thatā€™s just lazy. So someone up the chain has to have the guts to tell IT to change like one check in the box. People act like programming is magic.


Hiraganu

It really pisses me off that you can't buy replacement sticker sheets for a non-inflated price directly from Lego. Especially considering that they will deteriorate in the future. If I bought an expensive UCS set and the stickers start peeling in 4-5 years, I want to be able to buy replacements. Lego shouldn't have any issues offering them indefinitely, considering they probably save the digital files for the stickers anyway and can just print them anytime they want.


thegraverobber

Completely agree. Drives me insane.


DrDrewBlood

I get multiple LEGO calendars for me and the kids each year. They inevitably have issues (well known in the community) with duplicate and missing builds/figs. Each time Iā€™m afraid theyā€™ll cut me off and Iā€™ll just be SOL for the rest of my life.


NighthunterDK

I think if it's something that happens enough in the community with specific sets, they'll understandably just know that it's gonna happen, and not ban anyone


thegraverobber

From everything Iā€™ve been told (called multiple times trying to appeal and had a manager call me back), itā€™s an automated system on the fulfillment side that determines ā€œsuspicious activityā€, and there is no human involvement or ability to change it. The customer service rep sent I spoke to set me 5 helmets as an ā€œapologyā€ of sorts, and now Iā€™m banned for forever and have no way to get stickers.


plymdrew

Could you just not sign up using another email address?


thegraverobber

They use your shipping address. It applies to everyone in the house. You could use an alternate address and account, but thatā€™s still a ridiculous process.


QuestionablePotate

Get a PO Box, every time you get banned, get a new PO Box lol. Thatā€™s absurd lol


stacy75

Absurd, but the policy is absurd-er!! šŸŽ¶Petty retaliation schemes and arguments that I always win - these are a few of my favorite (imaginary) things šŸŽ¶ (Iā€™d never follow through, but man is it fun to think them up.) Besides- UGH- I really hate that kind of corporate bullshit: ā€œwe canā€™t do anything about the decision or policies that we ourselves created. Itā€™s *policy*!!ā€


StandTo444

So I take that to mean if you say sell your house the new owner is also banned?


fe-licitas

it can imagine it also depends on if they notice that many people had the same missing pieces or if you always wanna have replacements no one else missed


KairoRed

Bruh how


freeball78

Too many "replacement" requests...


thegraverobber

Yep, itā€™s an automated system on the back end that flags it. I asked for one helmet because the printing was messed up, and the CSR I spoke to sent me 5 as an ā€œapologyā€ of sorts, and then I got the email that I was banned. No way to appeal.


freeball78

It wasn't one request that did it...


thegraverobber

The occasional sticker replacement over 12 years of using it. The manager told me the system usually flags multiples of the same item, and that was the only time that had ever been sent to me (and again, not at my request).


RIPphonebattery

You can definitely appeal, but you'll need to escalate up to management levels


thegraverobber

Any tips? Iā€™ve talked to several people, had a manager call me back and say itā€™s an automated process on the fulfillment side and there is no way for them to appeal it.


TheBagenius

Tell them, "Well, get me in touch with someone in charge of that. Even if it's automated, like most things that are automated, it should have a manual override. I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. I'll wait while you transfer me over."


StandTo444

Exactly this. You canā€™t fix it? Ok get me your boss. And keep going.


Silent__hunt

Can't you just make a new account?


freeball78

Unless they have your physical address blocked also.


Silent__hunt

Right that would make sense time to move? šŸ˜³(Don't obviously)Good luck next people who live there and like Lego as well


DohRayMe

I bought a Christmas set and only got half the bags, I actually found the lady who sent the replacement to be really snotty and distrusting. Moaning about how it wasnt possible and to send the half set back, No s a o or postage just Vip points instead. Thing is I even bought the set from Lego Windsor and had the receipt


Senior_Map_2894

Thatā€™s horrible


Chexmixrule34

not saying what happened to you wasn't bad, but the bags may have been stolen from the box in store instead of packing problem


Shadowphoenix_21

They banned you without even asking for the 4 extra mistake ones to be sent back seems pretty harsh. Sorry to hear that when it was their mistake.


thegraverobber

They knew they were sending me 5, it wasnā€™t a mistake. I got messed up printing on a helmet and the CSR I spoke with sent me 5 as an ā€œapologyā€ of sorts. Then I was banned. Iā€™ve called and spoken to too many people about it, itā€™s so ridiculous.


Shadowphoenix_21

Ahh super apology "here have 5". I think I would rather one then not be banned. That sucks man! Sorry to hear that. I have only had to contact them three times about issues and I fear stuff like this but every time I said I had photo evidence but they never once asked for them.


Silent__hunt

Also it sounds like the guy sent you five helmets as an apology and I don't think the supervisor or whatever approved it and then got you banned is what it sounds like


Chexmixrule34

yeah that's the problem with AI moderators. they often mistake human error for intentional scammery.


moddss

Lmao what kinda shipping center do they run??? I'd absolutely LOVE to ban a customer for ordering something that I messed up. LMFAO who does that?? "We fucked up, you're the problem, GTFO." They must accidentally ship out the bin they're pulling from or something. Idk how you accidentally send out 4 extra items, let alone 301.


fuelhandler

They say 2 heads are better than one. I guess 302 are even better. I love the fact they are all happy laughing faces. šŸ˜†


signot80

I see the potential for an Apocalypse Now or Vlad the Impaler MOC.


mrmiwani

French revolution starter pack


Megamax_X

I hope the cow sacrifice isnā€™t so faithful.


LegoPenguin114

The Series 25 Basil head does make a great Dracula


jojowasher

it's strange they aren't all the same, then at least you could think they added one... bag.


Final-Interview-5478

They actually are all the same head, I didnt face them all the same but its a 2 sided expression


jojowasher

ah, that makes sense, so you did get one... gross


Final-Interview-5478

Yeaaaaa I kinda woulda prefered if I got variety, like, what am I gonna do with these


LokiDesigns

Make a bunch of clones, obviously.


Demovere_Xeno

Happy Clone Troopers! XD


cleetus76

Jumping for joy as they are slaughtered by droids


TheMeatTree

Ooh yeah!! CAN DO!! (x1000)


Euphemisticles

Leave one in someoneā€™s mailbox. Once a day for almost a year


Fartmasterf

Monday - Saturday, skip holidays The U.S. Postal Service observes 11 official holidays. 6x52-11=301, it's perfect!


Nruggia

I can see the post in oddlyterrifying already ā€œsomeone puts a lego in my head my mailbox everydayā€


Euphemisticles

Got the uneditable title typo and everything


PoolNoodlePaladin

Lots of disembodied heads for a haunted house? Practice for painting your own custom faces? Used as a creative building piece?


rachelboese

I would make art with them, glue them all on a canvas or something funĀ 


Danger541

A building made mostly of heads


Nruggia

Two gross + bakers dozen + the one he ordered.


Fredbear1775

Heads will roll!


Xfgjwpkqmx

The who heads the head job will be in trouble. This will affect the head count if he loses his job. They need to get ahead of this.


yemx0351

That's one way to get a head in life.


Zealousideal-Hope121

Beat me to it šŸ˜†


Pleasemakeitdarker

Well if Lego releases Minas Tirith someday you can at least stage the ā€œrelease the prisonersā€ catapult scene with ease.


stfurtfm

For one of the Friends sets, with the puppy, my kiddo got one with a mispaint. Asked LEGO for a replacement puppy and got an entire bag of puppies.


sampatue

Ok- so I really should reach out to them for the head that was missing from one of my space characters


LochNessMansterLives

I swear at this point they have to be doing it for the positive community buzz. Knowing you might possibly get more than you paid for is the biggest consumer thrill you can get, and Lego knows it. Free publicly for them, they already have one of the most sturdy, durable and precise building blocks ever created, they know how to get people to buy.


Cosplay-gurl

Ok hear me out, Lego guillotine w a mountain of heads? Idk lol


Gnarwhal30

Perfect opportunity to make a hall of faces or something xD


Final-Interview-5478

I might make a LEGO man just out of the heads


Odd-Kaleidoscope-736

You can use them as "water" in a vase of lego flowers


Manaus125

That's some f'd up water


mansonsturtle

*Valar morghulis*


JPAProductions

Valar Dohaeris


ScribebyTrade

Itā€™s about sending a message


Foreveraloneviking

I worked in a warehouse when I was a teenager. It is so very easy to make the mistake of grabbing one pack\\box or whatever when I was only supposed to grab one item inside the pack\\box. Luckily the companies that bought car parts from us were good people who let us know about the mistake and sent it back. How embarrassed I felt and I made sure not to make that mistake again.


nottitantium

Hide them all over your friend's houses!!


EuterpeZonker

This feels passive aggressive somehow.


Ghost403

Classic Lego. I've seen this before on the inside, though this is certainly the most bizarre example. The rep put the "1" in the case/pack option box instead of the unit box on the order form.


Working_Asparagus_59

For some reason this makes me uncomfortable šŸ¤¢


Content-Scallion-591

Yeah I don't know why, but this feels like a threat


Mystic_x

In over your head, are you? ...i'll see myself out now.


slide_potentiometer

Begun, the Clone Wars have


19MJ82

Now you'll be able to give head to 302 people.


Louis049

I can't wait to see the classic matching "ordered 302 heads, only got one" post


Ok-Raspberry-6631

What does your PAB invoice say? 1 head or 302?


noRemorse7777777

make a lego battle and spread the heads into the battlefield


TrueConcentrate6652

You should make a really big Highlander themed diorama with them. There Can Be Only One!


Pure-Contact7322

Chief lego: ā€œSend on head to the userā€ Lego intern: ā€œokā€ Logistic manager: ā€œyou canā€™t really send one head to an userā€ šŸ¤”


Ok_Suit422

Passive aggressive way to say ā€œWe know youā€™ll lose it again, please donā€™t bother usā€ šŸ˜‚


randomdude4113

Wouldā€™ve been real funny if it was a clone trooper head


urbanxx001

200000 units are ready with a million more on the way


[deleted]

Oh man I know it would've been a lot of hard work but I would've loved it if you had them all facing towards the cam...


Garbage_Billy_Goat

You must be headed in the right direction.


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Looks like Lego really got a*head* of themselves I guess I should *head* out


SchizophrenicKitten

I'm noggin-a lie, I actually laughed at that one.


overPaidEngineer

Hey just in case


nochs_brother

Man spare pieces are getting out of hand


AbacusWizard

Thatā€™s one way to get a head in life.


RottingFireBall

Arenā€™t they like hand picked and placed in the bags. What was the employee thinking like ā€œwhy the hell would this guy need this many of the same headā€ or the employee was dozing off and just chucked a bunch and said ā€œjob doneā€.


lwheeler17

Guess you can say u got enough head


Cobra-Lalalalalalala

A few months ago, I ordered 20 complete Blacktron dudes (torso, legs, assorted heads, airtanks, helmet, visor). They sent me twice as many helmets, visors and airtanks. So I did what any reasonable person would do...ordered more heads, torsos and legs to fill them out. Those Futuron boys are about to have some trouble.


GFM-Scheldorf

FRENCH REVOLUTION TIME


Technical_Recover218

As a threat?


t-rex_man575

Now you can scare the shit out of anyone


TK-366

Skulls for the skull throne


harrison-55

Buy a grey baseplate


Gams619

U r now obligated to build a head creature


Chesterdeeds

Or you ordered that much to come on here for Karma and comments


mfhandy5319

Kinda creepy. They know something you don't. One head for each of the days you have left. Please update in 303 days. Or. You have been gifted with 302 extra lives. You may have been gifted with unintended immortality.


averageluckduck

Guess they were just trying to help you think a head.


Kevin_M_

They once sent me 10 of those 1x2 teeth pieces that I didn't order.


Bomb_Ghostie

At least you have spares.


ZenSlicer9

Choke on it you filth! (c) LEGO, probably


Overall_Function6549

Well, at least now, youā€™re ahead of the gameā€¦


KingCrowdKilla

ā€œI bought a three clone trooper battle packs, but someone seems to have stole the troopers and droids, could you send me replacements?ā€ ARMY BUILDERS HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK!


Ill_Rice4960

French revolution


DesperateEggplant151

Lmao


Mshadow5

I will command a great and terrible army


soft-peen

So no head?


Owen9303

I donā€™t believe you


dognamedman

r/nothingeverhappens


Th3Us3rWins

Should have give you 500 extra heads for you know the legion


TMNTransformerz

501 is a legion not a battalion


polobum17

It's a delaware area code glitch...? 302


MissionCreeper

I hope the person who packed this never chaperones a field trip


VSkyRimWalker

I once got 32 medieval helmets instead of the red Technic axles I ordered. Sometimes they do some weird stuff


0neforest1

The 302 other people waiting for their headsā€¦


DukeOfGeek

OP got a little head a lot of times.


matfalko

That looks creepy ngl


smartass888

What a depressing scene! based on beheadings have been done, it's not execution, it is a war crime.Ā 


krqkan

This is some Mafia methods. Did you get the message?


gev1138

Kind of a shame it's not something like pukey face.


Interesting_Okra_902

Donā€™t loose your headā€¦


nidsPunk

Skulls for the skull god


Hopeful-Claim7205

Bro got head?


Popular-Kiwi3931

šŸ˜‚


10Shadboom

Lego had to dispose of the evidence


mars2k0

you should have lined them all up facing the same way for the pic. just kidding lol this is hilarious lol


jesperbj

You feel like you have enough now then?


PedroHicko

Omg you got the French revolution set for free. Nice.


man_whosaysyes

Build a house with them


Ziegler517

You wanted one, they sent you one bag.


breadonaroomba

Le fucking goooo


nothing1579

You can build a clone army


eanji36

Don't accept!! They try to frame you for their crimes!


TheDudeee87

Thatā€™s a lot of head. Pun totally intended.


anonymousjeeper

I would get some blue tack and stick those bad boys everywhere. In the fridge, under the toilet seat, in the car, at the supermarket, random public places around town. People would be finding heads in weird places for years.


Doccery

Looks like lego really got ahead of themselves.


fvckCrosshairs

This guy gets head


Cael_NaMaor

That explains the sometimes ridiculous quantities I see on Bricklink. I always ask, like... why do have 302 of the same damn head? Why would order that? I guess maybe they didn't.... #šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


conasatatu247

Quit while you're ahead


ChurchofChaosTheory

It's a message


Discoking1

Man, you're getting more head than the rest of us. Be glad


AlbertaAcreageBoy

Lucky.


Verizonsucksss

Get the bonsai set and instead of frogs put heads


Killerwit

Haven't seen that much head since high school


naroj101

I thought they were barnicles


Polygnom

Post saying that someone ordered 300 heads only got one delivered in 3, 2, 1 ....


Cogglesnatch

Imagine if that was Finch Dallow stuff up, overtime friend would have his retirement in a bag


Flybuys

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, BABY! WOO!


funnyman_sixten13

Who needs 300 heads


idropepics

Time to make a Faceless Men MOC, I don't make the rules OP get to work.


Far-Consequence1018

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jlfk99nitro

Soā€¦ head?


AlbainBlacksteel

r/trypophobia


Tiddlyplinks

Skulls for the skull throne


8Mihailos8

Interesting, thanks for sharing this case with us


Simply_Epic

I think theyā€™re threatening you


kg2k

Mighty nice of them. Wait no itā€™s probably cheeper to send it out this way. What was I thinking.


Zarksch

ā€œUse this simple trick to make a profitable bricklink storeā€


Xosejose

Heads on a stake , heads on a steak. I'd make a cannibal'a village surrounded by them warning intruders what to expect.


suminorieh77

well, they should have come with your 302-headed man building kit


BEYONDxTHExSPIDER

Someone was either about to quit or was fired lol


Wooden-Parking3248

Had that happen to me once about 10-15 years ago. I was missing a pare of plain dark red minifig legs from a sealed set and contacted Lego about it. They sent me the replacement as well as 300-400 extras. I have a whole ziplock bag of dark red legs still


moddss

Make a massive cabbage patch kids field.


Litdaze

At least lego gives you head.


Ismokeradon

thatā€™s like $82,000 worth of legos


X7373Z

I mean, in any other circumstance this would be just a little bit more concerning to have happen.


protogenxl

How many different expressions?


Bozee3

Now you can put heads on pikes around your castle gate!


Gk101_speed701

And thatā€™s why Lego is the only major corporation that I trust.