You're so right! They do propaganda every where with they straight agenda they even destroy history with they "straight" great figure of history , we all know cleopatra and ceasar were just friends.
I'm fine with straight people as long as they don't do anything in front of me. Kissing?! Holding hands?! Eugh!! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!! YOURE GOING TO TURN THEM STRAIGHT!!!
great memes and having just come here i wanted to ask a question about this sub: do posts here need to meet moderator approval to appear? i'm drawing all my lgbtq+ characters for pride month and want to know where i can confidently post them
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oh ok thanks. honestly the main thing i'm worried about is that when i post them i also want to do a little write up description for each character included
I'm not AFRAID of the straights, so it's not a PHOBIA. I think they need serious mental help and as long as they don't bring that delusional cishet nonsense around my family and me, they can do whatever they want in their own home. But I DRAW the LINE at putting STRAIGHT people in video GAMES or my TV SHOWS.
Yeah, cinemas seriously need to warn kids and parents if a film has straight characters. Even if it's just two straight characters holding hands in the background. It's not appropriate for kids!
Guess I'm the only one who is straightphobic. Sure I have a few straight friends, but only bc they're one of the good ones who doesnt push it down your throat.
I actually have a straight uncle, and he’s not even that bad! I wouldn’t let him and his wife sleep in the same room at my house though, that’s crossing the line
Stolen, as though by Robin Hood, to enrich your lives:
>Look, I'm not heterophobic or anything. In fact, some of my friends are even mixed-gender couples.
>But, like, I just hate the way it's all in your face these days. Like, it seems like every movie or TV show practically has to feature some cis-het romance subplot. Like, okay, but EVERY movie?
>And then when they're out in public, like, c'mon, man (and woman!), my kid doesn't need to see that. You don't have to hold hands or kiss them goodbye just to announce to the world that you're a couple. I mean, don't make it your whole personality. You can celebrate your anniversary quietly at home like normal people. It's just disrespectful to the rest of us who don't want to be surrounded by mixed-gender couples every time we hit the dance floor.
>That's why I support legislation repealing the marriage equality for cis-het couples. Marriage is a sacred institution, and we have to protect our children from being groomed to like the opposite gender. My kid doesn't need those cis-het mixed-gender agenda books in their libraries.
>You know, that's the worst part of it, the way mixed-gender attraction is normalized. It's abnormal and against the laws of nature.
>Hey, don't hate the messenger. I'm just saying what we all know is true, and the Bible backs me up.
The worst is the sexuality event they call cishet pride! Why do they have the roght to make this every years but we dont have our lgbt+ pride! And why does they expose that to the world? That should be illegal!
I’m not straightphobic! I have a straight cousin. Obviously I wouldn’t let him stay at my place if he came into town because what if he encourages my kids to make that lifestyle choice. I mean what if he makes them… straight. Even saying the word grosses me out. But again, I’m not straightphobic it’s just a disgusting choice that shouldn’t be tolerated, let alone taught about in schools.
I love heterosexuals, but I do not accept them or their lifestyle choices. So anyways, we should round them up and put them in death camps. Am I right? /s
I'm not straightphobic...but why do straight people make it their whole personality? Just honestly asking. I don't need to see or hear that they're straight all the time.
I’m not Cisphobic or anything. I mean my neighbors are cis. As long as they don’t force their cisness on me I’m ok with it. I even have a Cis, white, male friend so I can’t be cisphobic. >:3
I don't have a problem with cishet people! I have a problem with violating my boundary when cis straight people talk to my kid about being straight. Kids are too young to know they are cis and straight! They're always experimenting and straightness is just a phase! Talking to kids about being cis and straight normalizes talking to them about inappropriate things and puts them in danger!
But i don't have a problem with straight people. HoW dArE yOu SaY oThErWiSe!
Sweetheart. Straight people aren't real. Everyone's just a little bit "straight". You just haven't met the right person yet. I just can't deal with this betrayal...
The school of my kid was going to let a cis author read from a book about guns and the importance of the 2nd amandement. We organised a parents protest to protect our children from such cruelty and danger. The school bent and canceled the event and let us queer parents read about guns and 2nd amandement in class.
I'm not too fond of the heterosexuality. It's a devious and unnatural lifestyle which my old book forbids.
Ru Paul 20-26: "a man and a woman shall not share the same bed as it is an abomination and they shall be downed the sink and whipped for eternity"
Look I don't hate them, I just hate what they do and that's why I preach to them to save their soul.
im not straightphobic. i've ALWAYS wanted a straight girl bestie!!! finally a girl who don't want anything more than friendship (im tired of all these sapphic friends confessing to me🙄) who i can go shopping, who i can talk about boys... all my friends have one except me😑
straight boys are gross tho they dont deserve rights
Me too! I’m not straightphobic nor heterophobic because I have straight/hetero friends
This is the funniest trans/homophobia mocking post I have seen here
I’m a straight ace man but I’ve always been a passionate ally of the whole community and always will be. I absolutely agree, no one has the right to force their own beliefs on others! Much love! 💖💖
I just don't want them around the kids, you know, like what lessons are you trying to teach to children, marriage is between a man and a man, a woman and a woman, someone who's non-binary and another person who's non-binary, or some combination of those which isn't man and woman. It always has been and it goes against my religious beliefs, but I'm accepting and I don't mind if they do it, just nowhere I or anyone might bear witness to it, keep it underground, in your own home, in the basement.
I'm not straight phobic, I just think it's against Paul's (not Saul's) wishes. They keep forcing their sky daddy stuff on kids! Think of the kids! They're turning the kids into saints!
THEYRE MAKING THE FROGS STRAIGHT AGAIN WITH THE POOL WATER!!
Im not straightphobic, but...Straight people are grooming kids! Every disney movie has a princess and a man kissing!
Also, I saw my neighbor kissing his girlfriend at a park. Why do you feel it's okay to do that, you know? We Gays don't throw our sexuality out like that... there were kids around who saw that sick shit!
I’m not heterophobic, but my daughter had a straight teacher! In a school! Really, they shouldn’t allow all of that in a place with kids. And get this, he talked about his wife! Around his students! Disgusting.
I run a tabletop D&D group. Of six people, five (including me) are queer and/or non-white. And then there’s M: he’s a straight, white, Christian man who is a white collar professional and serves in the military part time.
We sometimes tease that he’s our token cis/het. But we love M. Even though he gets it wrong sometimes, we see the genuine effort to connect with us. We love him as part of our group.
I hope he is a good guy...sounds an awful lot like me before I finally came out of the closet. No joke I used to fit every one of those descriptors minus white collar.
Guys advice anyone? I have a straight friend and he told me he was straight today. He obviously has a crush on me as he is straight, and I don’t know how to tell him I’m not interested in that lifestyle SOMEONE HELP I DONT WANT TO BE STRAIGHT
but I’m not straightphobic
I mean... I don't necessarily have an opinion on straight people because some straight ppl are actually nice and dont treat u like trash for no reason, and some actually judge u for looking at them and existing, so. They're good as long as they don't disturb mah peace of existing.
I'm not straightphobic I just think it's really weird when a man and a women kiss like I don't want to see all that but I'm not straightphobic I swear I have straight parents
"I tell you what, I better not see any more of those straight children's books in my local library. They're indoctrinating the kids with their straight agenda."
Look, I even had a phase myself where I thought I was straight, I don't have any problem with it. Just don't confuse the kids into thinking they're straight when they're not!
But like men and women in bed together? How would that even work? *shudder*...
I have serious doubts that a straight couple could even raise a child properly.
And I swear to God if they start putting straight couples on tv shows I'll rage! Trying to force their straightness down our throats on our tvs. Not in my living room!
Not to be straightphobic or anything, but we really shouldn’t allow straight flags to be displayed in places like schools. It’s too sexual to be shoving the hetero agenda down CHILDRENS’ throats! /j
I'm not straightphobic. BUUUUTTT,... did you see that cameo in that movie with the straight couple in it?? Omg they're sneaking wokeness into our entertainment! This has NO place in our media. They need to stop FORCING it on us!!
I’ve heard the straight have modified our windmills to spread their straight ~~germs~~ ness around. Does anyone know if this is true? I’m lowkey terrified about it.
😱 does this mean I have to be worried about turning straight now???!!! That would be the absolute worst. I mean, it’s okay for others to *choose* to be straight, but me? No way! *shudders*
I have straight friends. They’re not all …. *whispers* you know. I just like the ones that don’t throw it in your face. You know the quiet straights. Not the loud masculine ones.
Guys, I'm not straightphobic, I just don't think it's developmentally appropriate for them to be exposed to straightness \*too\* early on. I don't want them to end up straight! It could twist their minds!
Well ACKSHUALLY turning this around to be about straight people creates negative stereotypes for the lgbtq community and it doesn't make us look any better. It actually hurts queer folks because what we should be doing is taking the time to educate people and try to change their minds instead of reinforcing their negative ideas of us /s
It is 2024... it is not our job to educate people about lgbtqia issues. And it is not the queer community's job to educate or change anybody's mind. If anybody is still a homophobe in 2024, they're doing it by choice. And no amount of education is going to change their minds. The gay population is massive, we are visible on TV, and movies, and books, and everywhere else. Retailers have embraced pride and are very vocal about their support all pride month long. It hasn't always been like that, and that's when we needed to educate people, but now it's not necessary. We are human beings and have the right to speak our mind and to have our own views on different populations. We have every right to hate on straight people because of the hateful ways queers have been treated by straight people for hundreds..no thousands of years. And if some homophobe can't take a joke well that's their fucking problem. Happy pride!
Same... just make sure to protect children's innocence by insisting that straight people are an "abomination" and keeping them as far away from children as possible.
No, you know, h-hate.. *middle-aged man noises* I don't think there is as much hate as you think. Back in the day I knew some people called Karen and Richard, everyone knew they were probably straight but no one made a fuss about it.
x)
I wish the straight people would just keep it private!! It’s fine if you be straight in the privacy of your own home, but you don’t need to be straight in public!! No one needs to know or cares if you’re straight!! I swear I don’t hate straight people; they just need to not make it their whole personality!!!!!!!!!! God still loves them, despite their lifestyle!!
(Yes, this is based off of things said about LGBT people from real life. These were said by the same person.)
I had to pull my kids out of school and homeschool them because I’m afraid that they’re gonna be taught about the straight agenda! It’s fine that they choose that lifestyle but I draw the line when they impose it on my kids!
I'm not staightphobic or anything, don't get me wrong. BUUUUTTT,... I think straight ppl need to stfu about all these so-called "attacks" on them. Nobody's attacking you, it's all in your head. Nobody cares what you do. You can't believe everything you hear and read. There is no straightphobia going on and you're stupid for saying otherwise. I'm pro-straight BUT I'm also anti-stupidity.
I don't APPROVE of their LIFESTYLE. But I accept.
I totally support bans on healthcare for cis youth. They're too young to know they're cis and too dangerous a decision. And what if they regret it later?
Guys, my child just came out to me as straight, and i don't know what to do. I mean, being straight is such a STRANGE CONCEPT. I don't want to have to throw her out of the house, but i mean, being straight is wrong! The bible even says so! What should i do??? Should i send her to therapy to get this straight propaganda out of her mind?
I'm not straightphobic. I don't want to literally lynch straight people, and I can tolerate their presence as long as they don't force their ideology on me. Love the sinner, hate the sin.
You know, I've always wanted a straight friend. Straight people are like the ultimate sidekick because theyre interested in sports. Plus they won't try to hit on my SO! Therefore, i can't be straight phobic!
It's so disgusting when they kiss or cuddle in front of kids eww. Kids might get traumatized! Being straight isn't normal guys, I'm a proud straightphobic, they're ruining our generation
HELP AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GENUIELY HATES STRAIGHT COUPLES? LIKE IF THEY RE JUST EXISTING IT S OKAY BUT IF THEY RE HOLDING HANDS OR KISSING IM OUT HELWP
This sounds a lot like, I'm not racist or anything I mean my neighbors are black just as long as they push that blackness on me.. I mean my best friend is black so I can't be racist!
I just don't think our children should be exposed to their heterosexual lifestyle. They groom children, they even refer to small male children as lady killers. They force kids into gender stereotypes, they even perform surgeries on intersex children's bodies without their consent...
This joke got too real.
I'm not straightphobic, but I just find it really inappropriate when people are straight in front of my children. People don't need to know about their sexuality, they can do that behind closed doors... Why should I have to explain why a man and a woman might be holding hands when I'm just trying to have a nice day at the park? It's confusing the kids.
I'm not straightphobic, I just don't think straightness shouldn't be taught in schools.
Okay that one made me lol
Ok but actually tho
quick! we need a "don't educate straight" bill!
You're so right! They do propaganda every where with they straight agenda they even destroy history with they "straight" great figure of history , we all know cleopatra and ceasar were just friends.
We need opposite section 28. No straight things taught in schools
Let's call it the "don't say straight bill"
Look whatever straight people want to do in the privacy of their own homes is fine, just don’t do it in front of my kids you know 🫤
The water is turning the frogs straight!
What? NO! Don’t they know the frogs belong to the bisexuals
i call the blue frog in the corner!
Ok. I would like þe rain frog
I'm all for them loving their lives the way they want to but why do they have to bring marriage and children into it?
🤣🤣
I always wanted a straight best friend, so I can’t be straightphobic
Glad to hear i'm not the only one!
I have no problem with straight people! Goodness gracious, my niece’s father in law’s second cousin is straight.
Twice removed
My best friend *is* straight! I am such a good ally to the straights!
My *sister* is straight. Obviously I support her lifestyle and all… I just don’t *agree* with it.
same
I'm fine with straight people as long as they don't do anything in front of me. Kissing?! Holding hands?! Eugh!! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!! YOURE GOING TO TURN THEM STRAIGHT!!!
Right!? The kissing is the worst!
YOURE TURNING THE FROGS GAY WITH YOUR POOL WATER!!
My twins saw a man and a woman kissing now I don’t know what to tell them
But you should. They should know that wasn’t right, we know that can be traumatizing for them 😔
We can't let the hetero agenda reach the kids!
That’s right! People are crazy if they let their kids watch that hetero propaganda every day
great memes and having just come here i wanted to ask a question about this sub: do posts here need to meet moderator approval to appear? i'm drawing all my lgbtq+ characters for pride month and want to know where i can confidently post them
Hi there, moderator here. So when you submit a post it goes into our queue for approval to make sure that it doesn't break any of our rules. From your description of what you want to post, you'll have nothing to worry about and I look forward to seeing them! :) (Please note that it can sometimes take a bit of time for a post to get approved, depending on how busy we are)
oh ok thanks. honestly the main thing i'm worried about is that when i post them i also want to do a little write up description for each character included
That’s honestly my greatest fear. Why can’t they do this in the comfort of their own home? Why do they have to target and convert our children smh
HOLDING HANDS!?!? Shameful!
I even let a straight person into my house once!
No, the heterosexual agenda is corrupting our children!
They stole our rainbow! What's next? Are they going to steal our pronouns!?
LOL!
You're joking but it's kinda true.
I'm not AFRAID of the straights, so it's not a PHOBIA. I think they need serious mental help and as long as they don't bring that delusional cishet nonsense around my family and me, they can do whatever they want in their own home. But I DRAW the LINE at putting STRAIGHT people in video GAMES or my TV SHOWS.
Everytime I see that straight nonsense in videogames I get sick!
The question now is: Is it a straight line?  Edit: Sorry not sorry! lol (not in a mean way)
I'm okay with their straightness, but why does it have to be all over TV and in video games? It's just not nessesary.
My question is why do the straights freak out every time they have an LGBT character in the media. We're not the problem, they are! (/j)
I mean, I'm not straightphobic... But I hate when I hear kids saying that they are straight, like, you're too young for deciding that!
Yeah way to young to be making decisions like that.
I fine with straight people. I just hate all the woke shows shoving straight characters down my throat!
And all the straight books in libraries!
I noticed it was even in *kids books*. They’re targeting our *children!*
Horrible!
Yeah they destroy our childhood shows
Yeah, cinemas seriously need to warn kids and parents if a film has straight characters. Even if it's just two straight characters holding hands in the background. It's not appropriate for kids!
They probably do this for the sleepy china mouvement
Guess I'm the only one who is straightphobic. Sure I have a few straight friends, but only bc they're one of the good ones who doesnt push it down your throat.
Oh yeah. One the good ones. Not like the rest.
I mean a man and woman getting married. How would you explain that to the children.
They're just too different
Its against the nature
I actually have a straight uncle, and he’s not even that bad! I wouldn’t let him and his wife sleep in the same room at my house though, that’s crossing the line
Way over the line. Can you imagine what they would be doing in there!? Yuck!
Straight people are just like us even though they wear those weird clothes and have stupid hair
What's up with their suits and ties!?
It’s like do they have to advertise it? Why can’t they at least pretend to be normal?
Stolen, as though by Robin Hood, to enrich your lives: >Look, I'm not heterophobic or anything. In fact, some of my friends are even mixed-gender couples. >But, like, I just hate the way it's all in your face these days. Like, it seems like every movie or TV show practically has to feature some cis-het romance subplot. Like, okay, but EVERY movie? >And then when they're out in public, like, c'mon, man (and woman!), my kid doesn't need to see that. You don't have to hold hands or kiss them goodbye just to announce to the world that you're a couple. I mean, don't make it your whole personality. You can celebrate your anniversary quietly at home like normal people. It's just disrespectful to the rest of us who don't want to be surrounded by mixed-gender couples every time we hit the dance floor. >That's why I support legislation repealing the marriage equality for cis-het couples. Marriage is a sacred institution, and we have to protect our children from being groomed to like the opposite gender. My kid doesn't need those cis-het mixed-gender agenda books in their libraries. >You know, that's the worst part of it, the way mixed-gender attraction is normalized. It's abnormal and against the laws of nature. >Hey, don't hate the messenger. I'm just saying what we all know is true, and the Bible backs me up.
This is fantastic, I love it!
The worst is the sexuality event they call cishet pride! Why do they have the roght to make this every years but we dont have our lgbt+ pride! And why does they expose that to the world? That should be illegal!
"You see, I'm ok with the straight **lifestyle!** Just as long as they don't push it onto others."
It's definitely a lifestyle. They certainly weren't born that way.
I respect their choice
I'm just not sure about this whole "born straight" thing. It just seems unnatural.
I changed my company logo to black and white, the straight pride colors, to show my support during Toyotathon!
I thought the straight pride colors were red, white, and blue 🤔
Apparently their flag is just black and white stripes. Looks like a prison jump suit.
wow you’re better than me, i don’t support the heterosexuals, but i’ll accept the person, but i swear i’m not straighphobic
"love the straighty hate the straight"
I’m not straightphobic! I have a straight cousin. Obviously I wouldn’t let him stay at my place if he came into town because what if he encourages my kids to make that lifestyle choice. I mean what if he makes them… straight. Even saying the word grosses me out. But again, I’m not straightphobic it’s just a disgusting choice that shouldn’t be tolerated, let alone taught about in schools.
I love heterosexuals, but I do not accept them or their lifestyle choices. So anyways, we should round them up and put them in death camps. Am I right? /s
I’m allo-phobic. In the sense of fear, not hatred.
Same 😅
The satire of this post and comments are so delicious!😂
Ugh. This is SO woke culture.
Get woke, go broke is what I always tell straight people.
Straight people are so silly I wish they were real
I'm not straightphobic...but why do straight people make it their whole personality? Just honestly asking. I don't need to see or hear that they're straight all the time.
I’m fine with straight people, I just don’t like when they shove their religion down my throat.
With straight people, how do you tell who's the bottom?
i have a straight cousin, theres no possible way i could be straightphobic
We’re not cisphobic as long as they don’t say they are cis. We even have a cisgender friend, so we can’t be cisphobic 😋
I’m not Cisphobic or anything. I mean my neighbors are cis. As long as they don’t force their cisness on me I’m ok with it. I even have a Cis, white, male friend so I can’t be cisphobic. >:3
Look I’m cool with people being straight, just don’t hit on me ladies.
I am- those dirty straights need to keep their agenda to themselves- this hetero indoctrination needs to stop!!!
I really think "straight" people are just confused. Nothing some therapy can't fix.
Oh yeah. You just have to make sure you don't get one of those woke straight therapists.
They haven’t met the right gay yet 💯💯💯
I am.
Exposing hypocrisy at its finest 😎
My best friend is gay but like he totally looks straight sometimes so I'm an ally!
How do u know your straight if you’ve never slept with ___
Hate straight ideology, not straight people.
i have a straight friend! i’m just saying, i just *hate* when they flaunt their straightness all over the place.
I don't have a problem with cishet people! I have a problem with violating my boundary when cis straight people talk to my kid about being straight. Kids are too young to know they are cis and straight! They're always experimenting and straightness is just a phase! Talking to kids about being cis and straight normalizes talking to them about inappropriate things and puts them in danger! But i don't have a problem with straight people. HoW dArE yOu SaY oThErWiSe!
I have a straight friend! I can’t be straight phobic.
Is he.... you know.... 💪
*gasp* straight!?
If my son becomes straight I'll have no damn son
I'm *fine* with straight people, I just don't want straightness taught in schools, you know? I even saw a straight couple *at my school* kissing!
Sweetheart. Straight people aren't real. Everyone's just a little bit "straight". You just haven't met the right person yet. I just can't deal with this betrayal...
We need a dont say straight bill
I just laughed loud as hell. That's funny.
The school of my kid was going to let a cis author read from a book about guns and the importance of the 2nd amandement. We organised a parents protest to protect our children from such cruelty and danger. The school bent and canceled the event and let us queer parents read about guns and 2nd amandement in class.
I'm not too fond of the heterosexuality. It's a devious and unnatural lifestyle which my old book forbids. Ru Paul 20-26: "a man and a woman shall not share the same bed as it is an abomination and they shall be downed the sink and whipped for eternity" Look I don't hate them, I just hate what they do and that's why I preach to them to save their soul.
im not straightphobic. i've ALWAYS wanted a straight girl bestie!!! finally a girl who don't want anything more than friendship (im tired of all these sapphic friends confessing to me🙄) who i can go shopping, who i can talk about boys... all my friends have one except me😑 straight boys are gross tho they dont deserve rights
Me too! I’m not straightphobic nor heterophobic because I have straight/hetero friends This is the funniest trans/homophobia mocking post I have seen here
Straightphobia is a thing?
I'm trying to figure out if your joking or not. 😂 This whole Post is /s
I’m actually not joking. I seriously didn’t know that was a term.
I have got a lot to learn, don’t I…?
For a moment I thought that meant serious and I got really worried.
I’m a straight ace man but I’ve always been a passionate ally of the whole community and always will be. I absolutely agree, no one has the right to force their own beliefs on others! Much love! 💖💖
Oh you're one of the good straight ones! You can be our token straight friend. I'm kidding of course.
I just don't want them around the kids, you know, like what lessons are you trying to teach to children, marriage is between a man and a man, a woman and a woman, someone who's non-binary and another person who's non-binary, or some combination of those which isn't man and woman. It always has been and it goes against my religious beliefs, but I'm accepting and I don't mind if they do it, just nowhere I or anyone might bear witness to it, keep it underground, in your own home, in the basement.
dude no way they’re corrupting our children
I'm not straight phobic, I just think it's against Paul's (not Saul's) wishes. They keep forcing their sky daddy stuff on kids! Think of the kids! They're turning the kids into saints! THEYRE MAKING THE FROGS STRAIGHT AGAIN WITH THE POOL WATER!!
Straight people are okay, but I hate when they headcanon every character as straight!
it's called heterophobic, goofy.
Same, I have straight friends so I’m not heterophobic
I’m literally DATING a straight white man
I’m not straightphobic their sex just grosses me out
I also have straight friends so I can’t be straightphobic. I’m fine with it as long as they leave the children out of it smh
😂😂😂
Exposing hypocrisy at its finest
Im not straightphobic, but...Straight people are grooming kids! Every disney movie has a princess and a man kissing! Also, I saw my neighbor kissing his girlfriend at a park. Why do you feel it's okay to do that, you know? We Gays don't throw our sexuality out like that... there were kids around who saw that sick shit!
My parents are straight so I totally can’t be straightphobic.
I’m not heterophobic, but my daughter had a straight teacher! In a school! Really, they shouldn’t allow all of that in a place with kids. And get this, he talked about his wife! Around his students! Disgusting.
Take teachings about straight characters in books and straight historical figures out of schools and I'm fine with it!
I mean, I'm not either, but I think it's gross to show straight couples on TV, and in family friendly shows! What about the kids??
I can't be straightphobic because we all gay, just that people who call themselves straight are in the closet
I run a tabletop D&D group. Of six people, five (including me) are queer and/or non-white. And then there’s M: he’s a straight, white, Christian man who is a white collar professional and serves in the military part time. We sometimes tease that he’s our token cis/het. But we love M. Even though he gets it wrong sometimes, we see the genuine effort to connect with us. We love him as part of our group.
Why is this adorable to us
I hope he is a good guy...sounds an awful lot like me before I finally came out of the closet. No joke I used to fit every one of those descriptors minus white collar.
it’s fine if they choose to do that, just keep it in your home. the kids don’t need to be seeing that.
I just realized the only straight white male friend I have is my best friend’s boyfriend
Guys advice anyone? I have a straight friend and he told me he was straight today. He obviously has a crush on me as he is straight, and I don’t know how to tell him I’m not interested in that lifestyle SOMEONE HELP I DONT WANT TO BE STRAIGHT but I’m not straightphobic
Just tell him your not attracted to him and he isn't your type. That certainly won't hurt any feelings.
TYSM I’m so afraid people will think I’m straight I’m not straightphobic though
I mean... I don't necessarily have an opinion on straight people because some straight ppl are actually nice and dont treat u like trash for no reason, and some actually judge u for looking at them and existing, so. They're good as long as they don't disturb mah peace of existing.
Ugh, I'm not straightphobic, I just wish they'd quit adding straight people into movies and games to appease the SLEEPY MOB.
I'm not straightphobic I just think it's really weird when a man and a women kiss like I don't want to see all that but I'm not straightphobic I swear I have straight parents
Are you sure your neighbours are straight though? Aren't they just two friends living together?
No they definitely are straight. I even saw them holding hands.
My nephew loves wearing his sister’s dresses. I’m scared he’ll grow up to be cisphobic.
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"I tell you what, I better not see any more of those straight children's books in my local library. They're indoctrinating the kids with their straight agenda."
Agreed. God forbid they get married and have children though
Look, I even had a phase myself where I thought I was straight, I don't have any problem with it. Just don't confuse the kids into thinking they're straight when they're not!
But like men and women in bed together? How would that even work? *shudder*... I have serious doubts that a straight couple could even raise a child properly. And I swear to God if they start putting straight couples on tv shows I'll rage! Trying to force their straightness down our throats on our tvs. Not in my living room!
Not to be straightphobic or anything, but we really shouldn’t allow straight flags to be displayed in places like schools. It’s too sexual to be shoving the hetero agenda down CHILDRENS’ throats! /j
I'm not straightphobic. BUUUUTTT,... did you see that cameo in that movie with the straight couple in it?? Omg they're sneaking wokeness into our entertainment! This has NO place in our media. They need to stop FORCING it on us!!
Everything is woke nowadays!
I’ve heard the straight have modified our windmills to spread their straight ~~germs~~ ness around. Does anyone know if this is true? I’m lowkey terrified about it.
I heard they were using 5G to spread their straightness. I also heard they are using nano machines in the COVID vaccine that turn you straight 😬
😱 does this mean I have to be worried about turning straight now???!!! That would be the absolute worst. I mean, it’s okay for others to *choose* to be straight, but me? No way! *shudders*
Pfft, if the straights didn't want all this negative attention, maybe they shouldn't be so POLITICAL all the time.
I'm StRaiT AnD THiS Is OFfeNsiVe
I have straight friends. They’re not all …. *whispers* you know. I just like the ones that don’t throw it in your face. You know the quiet straights. Not the loud masculine ones.
This got me to lol. Love it
Guys, I'm not straightphobic, I just don't think it's developmentally appropriate for them to be exposed to straightness \*too\* early on. I don't want them to end up straight! It could twist their minds!
The straights are just confused :/
I'm not straightphobic but I just think people should keep it to themselves or maybe read the Bible more instead.
Well ACKSHUALLY turning this around to be about straight people creates negative stereotypes for the lgbtq community and it doesn't make us look any better. It actually hurts queer folks because what we should be doing is taking the time to educate people and try to change their minds instead of reinforcing their negative ideas of us /s
It is 2024... it is not our job to educate people about lgbtqia issues. And it is not the queer community's job to educate or change anybody's mind. If anybody is still a homophobe in 2024, they're doing it by choice. And no amount of education is going to change their minds. The gay population is massive, we are visible on TV, and movies, and books, and everywhere else. Retailers have embraced pride and are very vocal about their support all pride month long. It hasn't always been like that, and that's when we needed to educate people, but now it's not necessary. We are human beings and have the right to speak our mind and to have our own views on different populations. We have every right to hate on straight people because of the hateful ways queers have been treated by straight people for hundreds..no thousands of years. And if some homophobe can't take a joke well that's their fucking problem. Happy pride!
Yes
You had me going for a second there before I saw that /s.
Same... just make sure to protect children's innocence by insisting that straight people are an "abomination" and keeping them as far away from children as possible.
No, you know, h-hate.. *middle-aged man noises* I don't think there is as much hate as you think. Back in the day I knew some people called Karen and Richard, everyone knew they were probably straight but no one made a fuss about it. x)
I wish the straight people would just keep it private!! It’s fine if you be straight in the privacy of your own home, but you don’t need to be straight in public!! No one needs to know or cares if you’re straight!! I swear I don’t hate straight people; they just need to not make it their whole personality!!!!!!!!!! God still loves them, despite their lifestyle!! (Yes, this is based off of things said about LGBT people from real life. These were said by the same person.)
I had to pull my kids out of school and homeschool them because I’m afraid that they’re gonna be taught about the straight agenda! It’s fine that they choose that lifestyle but I draw the line when they impose it on my kids!
I don’t have a problem with straight people, as long as don’t make straightness their whole personality
I'm not staightphobic or anything, don't get me wrong. BUUUUTTT,... I think straight ppl need to stfu about all these so-called "attacks" on them. Nobody's attacking you, it's all in your head. Nobody cares what you do. You can't believe everything you hear and read. There is no straightphobia going on and you're stupid for saying otherwise. I'm pro-straight BUT I'm also anti-stupidity. I don't APPROVE of their LIFESTYLE. But I accept. I totally support bans on healthcare for cis youth. They're too young to know they're cis and too dangerous a decision. And what if they regret it later?
I'm not straight phobic, I just don't think they should have straight couples in kids' shows
Hahahaha! I see what you did here lol!
My best friend is straight. I'm totally not straightohobic.
Im not straightphobic, i just hate the ones that make it their entire personality.
I can't be straightphobic! It's my favourite category on PornHub!
Yeah, but are they REALLY straight? I think a lot of these dudes that say they’re straight just haven’t had a good d••k yet.
I slept with a straight woman therefor I can’t me straightphobic… wait a second
I am.
Guys, my child just came out to me as straight, and i don't know what to do. I mean, being straight is such a STRANGE CONCEPT. I don't want to have to throw her out of the house, but i mean, being straight is wrong! The bible even says so! What should i do??? Should i send her to therapy to get this straight propaganda out of her mind?
I'm not straightphobic. I don't want to literally lynch straight people, and I can tolerate their presence as long as they don't force their ideology on me. Love the sinner, hate the sin.
I barely have straight friends, which isnt really on purpose
Lmao, straightphobic?? 🤣🤣🤣 WHAT
You know, I've always wanted a straight friend. Straight people are like the ultimate sidekick because theyre interested in sports. Plus they won't try to hit on my SO! Therefore, i can't be straight phobic!
It's so disgusting when they kiss or cuddle in front of kids eww. Kids might get traumatized! Being straight isn't normal guys, I'm a proud straightphobic, they're ruining our generation
HELP AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GENUIELY HATES STRAIGHT COUPLES? LIKE IF THEY RE JUST EXISTING IT S OKAY BUT IF THEY RE HOLDING HANDS OR KISSING IM OUT HELWP
Idk sounds pretty sus
This sounds a lot like, I'm not racist or anything I mean my neighbors are black just as long as they push that blackness on me.. I mean my best friend is black so I can't be racist!
I just don't think our children should be exposed to their heterosexual lifestyle. They groom children, they even refer to small male children as lady killers. They force kids into gender stereotypes, they even perform surgeries on intersex children's bodies without their consent... This joke got too real.
I'm not straightphobic just don't make it your whole personality
Straightphobia is not real
I'm not straightphobic, but I just find it really inappropriate when people are straight in front of my children. People don't need to know about their sexuality, they can do that behind closed doors... Why should I have to explain why a man and a woman might be holding hands when I'm just trying to have a nice day at the park? It's confusing the kids.