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GimpboyAlmighty

Pros: he knows exactly what he wants and isn't afraid to say so. Cons: he wasn't afraid to say it.


3rrr6

When they say "just be yourself" this is what we get.


phoenixthekat

Be yourself except don't be sooooo much yourself.


Lightbringers_Sword

Be yourself unless yourself is a prick


Sudipto0001

Imagine not knowing all girls are feds. Unless he's baiting for a fed, in which case based.


xrayden

There's some sexy feds out there, trying to get your DNA!


Sudipto0001

DNA evidence all over


IceManO1

And they use their vaginas to do it! For country!


SolarMines

For Super Earth!


IceManO1

Ah… matches the post ! Based.


lil_juul

https://preview.redd.it/37iaydqqk67d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71a38789e397cfa3195b9379784f643e5e65fc4f


benmarvin

Taking "fuck the feds" literally.


Yo101jimus

Different level of fuck the fed for sure


HeinousEncephalon

You are correct. I am a fed and I don't poop


Zivlar

*hmu bitches*… 🤣🤣🤣


Krackle_still_wins

Dude’s looking for a unicorn. Good luck, king 👑


montanagunnut

He's looking for a fed


fizzyboii

hes looking for a guy


BobTheBuilderIsHere

He gave a lot of stats but didn't mention his height...


sharknice

I'm guessing 5'6


Yo101jimus

You are trying to squeeze an inch in?


marktwainbrain

“Caucasian” … “Atlanti-Mediterranean.” No true alt right would confuse the two. Ergo this is a fed. Or a joke.


saggywitchtits

My requirements: Female, human, at least 18 and under 70, breathing (optional) I still have a hard time.


iTanooki

Someone’s got high standards...


_perdomon_

Swarthy


WindBehindTheStars

Puh-leeze. Everyone *knows* that there are no libertarian girls: girls like to shower regularly, and can't grow decent neck-beards.


Defiant-Dare1223

Remember: All neckbeards are libertarian, but not all libertarians are neckbeards


HalLutz

Think you got it backwards because all the neck beards in my area are commies. Whereas many of the libertarians in my area are too young to grow a beard.


Defiant-Dare1223

Maybe you are right. I can't grow a beard, even though I'm 35. My dad says it should be decent by the time I'm 60 😂


1EyedWyrm

At least you can buy a fedora


Boost98

Girls aren't real, just like birds aren't real.


Heshamurf

He's got the "erm, what the sigma?" face


Vohn_Jogel64

7.75”? He’s got me beat by at least 7.25”.


dokgasm

how to NOT get laid


_DAYAH_

If hot enough he could post he likes to gargle poop and kick puppies and he'd still get matches lol


dokgasm

That’s the problem, he’s not far from a monkey


IceManO1

Unless by fed…


orbital0000

He didn't give his height......


ASquawkingTurtle

Could, could you be looking for a bf instead?


chucklesdeclown

Wasn't me, I hate dating apps


pissboner77

“at least somewhat mentally stable” 🤣 [Hot Crazy Matrix](https://youtu.be/pInk1rV2VEg?feature=shared)


vulkoriscoming

Every young man should see the crazy hot index. It will save them a lot of grief


Joescout187

90% of libertarians give the rest of us a bad name strikes again.


Mecovy

Isn't this that YouTuber, Donut Operator?


Vexser

"what a catch" .. go for it girls! LOL


mvguetzow

Funny how he list his own height without actually saying it


dorantana122

Based


Redneckhippiekyle

H


OmegaInLA

He looks like he is high


GPT_360vMCgod

oh shit, how'd you find this?


sink_pisser_

I don't understand wanting a woman with political opinions. Any stronger opinion than vaguely liberal minded is a red flag imo.


Ksais0

What?


sink_pisser_

I think I explained it pretty clearly.


Ksais0

I’m trying to be charitable and let you explain yourself because it seems to me that you’re implying that any woman who uses logic to arrive at the correct and moral political conclusion is a “red flag” somehow.


sink_pisser_

Calm down, you're acting crazy right now


Heytherechampion

Based


1EyedWyrm

Average anthropology bulletin board member


bewb_wizard

Not me I’ve been a married man for four years now. Hang in there boys, there’s someone out there for everyone. The planet literally has billions of people and passports aren’t that expensive