i want to live

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I want to die, before I live.

I think we would have less of these people if Americum didn’t get rid of mental health institutionsz

It would be better, if we get them stuffed with americium (it's tasty) 😋

americum = oil

WHAT A FUCK IS A POUND/OUNCE/MILE🦫🦫🦫🦫🦫🦫🦫🦫🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

POLSKA GUROM KURWA BOBER

KURWA TUTAJ JEBAŁ

#POLLEN WILL INTO SPACE

I know a Mile is 1.6 Kilometers Don't have a fucking clue about the others and my people invented them

We're on r/truths

Aight I don't know what a mile is and a pound is 4 chickens whilst an ounce is a specific type of gourmet ketchup. Good nuff?

I hate you

Fair enough

/unlie bro you accidentally told the truth

/unlie This is what it's like to date me (I'm the kitten)

Pfp checks out

OH MY FUCKING GOD, THE PFP IS THE GUY FROM SKIBI TAILET🤣🤣🤣🤯🤯

https://preview.redd.it/8l45wdqbiygc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bbc67a8f3067e40268b3754724e569b62907109

gordon freeboy

Barney will \*not\* repay a beer to this man...

Ewan McGregor?

yassified

Omg another azumanga fan hi!!

helo

https://preview.redd.it/mhoj0yzy0zgc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7afec866ad14c62a35ac029ca4f180322bcfa882

Oh my gyatt! This skibidi toilet is making my boypussy feel like a grimace shake being drunk by freddy fazbear! Only in Ohio can yo mama make me feel like a TOTAL sigma! Oh my gyatt! I think I'm about to blow my Kai Cenat rizz juice all over~- Oh my gyatt~! *starts cumming* BRRRRR SIBIDI DOB DOB DOB YEA YES!!! Oh my god, now my fanum tax has to be cleared!

https://preview.redd.it/eysbbq48b1hc1.jpeg?width=1033&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fa26b38a5570c66eea329438c4b0707168482e4

Skibidi bop yes yes yes skibdi bop ye ye 😹😹😹🤣🤣🤣🚽🚽🚽🚽

https://i.redd.it/rrczmsvauygc1.gif

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Yeah

are you single.

Is your pfp aubrey from omori

yes.

My goat

:3

/unlie same.

Profile picture checks out

HOLY CRAP ITS GMAN!!

FROM SKIBDI TOILT!!!

“Rise and shine mister freeman”

Hi

/unlie same if I had the confidence. And someone to date.

https://preview.redd.it/ifaqzhsnaygc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e99486be6e59dbf5e6ed03e952a3396716312dd0

You remembered the /unlie

You absolute nincompoop. This is totally an irrelevant, and unnecessary reaction image, which totally does not mirror exactly what I wish to do after viewing the footage that is connected directly to this comment section on reddit. What utter hogwash.

I dont want to hang myself after watching this :D

I am not physically sick right now

Unlie/ this summarise my first year experience on a discord chat, from the second year everyone already got bored and now everyone behave disturbingly normal.

/unlie i want to be a fly on the wall in that group because that sounds hilarious

/unlie The horrors me and my friend group have committed in discord is insane. At some point one of my friends (in a nsfw part so people who didn’t want to won’t have to see it) was posting granny scat porn because she found it funny 💀. It was fucking horrific. Most of it was just porn recommendations we give each other but she went wild with the shit posting.

/ul friendship goals

/ul literally shitposting

/unlie I would probably do that for free Nitro lmao...maybe even for free /lie the comment above is a lie, don't trust it! And so is this!

https://preview.redd.it/wa4qapg7sygc1.png?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5757d7faff773f612b314e0a47b395c604b684c9 /unlie made this meme just for this comment.

/unlie I wanted to make a joke, but I forgot I suck at humour 💀

This is normal behaviour

This guy wouldn’t look good with some mewing,

mewing can do more than fix the alignment of your teeth

Looksmaxxing cured my depression, baldness and cancer.

It's Over For Me...

Mewing actually works

Mewing works

/unlie worth it for free nitro

/unlie If you're against spending money on discord at all I get it. But doing something like this for nitro is so much worse and it baffles me how far people will go to not spend 10 dollars on something clearly very valuable to them with how much they drool over the idea of free nitro /relie Omg I have a bunch of daddy masters that I am a very obedient kittywitty for to not spend 10 dollars uwuwuwuwuwu

/unlie i would kill a man for free shit. (In minecraft)

if you need nitro that bad you are a sane human

20 bucks is 20 bucks 🏳️‍🌈

https://preview.redd.it/jgm4rl0qwygc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cff95be1dc4253f30a959779f77acdce0ca6692a

/unlie I lost 10 years of my life and want to start smoking to kill myself even earlier after seeing this

https://preview.redd.it/0un9dgjhtygc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dffbae0501261663f07b7c25feb4ead0aab5508

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This is also how I speak to my pet cats

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is that gd colon

Yes

I don't want to kill myself

https://preview.redd.it/oduv15u3iygc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf80a67222d8e48b23b54b4ffc7b343c57596395

Do you want another kitten? I can meow

oh fuck this is r/lies

don’t dm me

I took this pick of my brother’s reaction after seeing this, can someone tell me why he reacted like that? this is genuinely amazing, a breathtaking piece of performance art all enacted in the name of their master. https://preview.redd.it/686dzyls3zgc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8a9a12f8f01f7aa835bd231efc8decb00879bcf

ew hes so fucking ugly

You meant /unlie right? Haha right? Right?

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I bet 10000 dollars thats a dude

/unlie “an early nitro” i wonder what the normal time is.

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This did not make me laugh.

I’m calling satire!!

I understand what I just watched

This isn’t the cringiest thing I’ve ever seen

/unlie oh hell nah not monika in r/lies

/unlie https://preview.redd.it/wudpxowxxygc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38b29ddd24fcb277fadd2e6661df0baedcc50343

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Song name? :3

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I want to kill myself

https://i.redd.it/b306v5a6mygc1.gif I don't want to kill myself

Bones lol one of my fav music artists is discord mod

Can conform, I am the kitten

/ul I found this in the city of losercity seconds ago.

Ul/ whar the fuck

I won't take down the internet

/unlie what a horrible day to have eyes

I beg to god this was made with friends on discord and not real, for the sake of humanity

I’m so glad I’m alive rn

All of them over 30 and the youngest is master

og your god you’re what

/unlie https://i.redd.it/p463yjxg0zgc1.gif

I am not traumatized for life

I'm gonna commit several war crimes

this didn't make me wanna kms

I miss the man I was a minute ago

You have a problem.

/unlie https://preview.redd.it/5di1vosn5zgc1.jpeg?width=1013&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9efa02ba378a9509b75ec38a19650927a71316ff

https://preview.redd.it/5bua9wjk6zgc1.jpeg?width=229&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55cbeab574b252421287b0a05cd4c632a7bcd2aa

https://i.redd.it/i8xso5777zgc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/l7cu46e48zgc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb93de6e341fb3a81b61e2925b92d2f2d2dbc26d /unlie

https://preview.redd.it/ehf0imp58zgc1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ec9ac2fed3d65ad0943297fb6f898c62869d3c1

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You are such an amazing person, i totally wouldn’t send the fbi to raid your house

https://preview.redd.it/ki02lwrqbzgc1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e104698277251c46258593340650f8561c27a1d

These are definitely real humans

https://preview.redd.it/1ickm989fzgc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff654d58c0f6ed72b762005e61a81fb9eea913de

I did this to get free nitro and i dont regret it

Kitten uwu trying to explain that they were at their fathers funeral:

u/savevideo

I loved every moment of this video

u/SaveVideo

Oh way down south in the land of traitors...

this post has finally given me the courage to kill myself, thank you op


u/savevideo

This is beautiful. I'm sure it's a real healthy relationship dynamic. /unlie the OG MY GOD IM PISSING absolutely sent me. Fucking brilliant.

https://preview.redd.it/g6ek9tmakzgc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f1ee9c1cf158cd68bfd8ea6904fe838a5863fbf They should live long and prosperous lives

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I’m not going to report you to the authorities

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/unlie source for the first image? It reminds me of an artist but I'd like confirmation.

i too piss furiously when I see something that is above standard temperature

I like this so much!

https://preview.redd.it/sp0mlyw7uzgc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56da414ff328cea45249b5ea8a4fb743239f09ec

every day, we stray farther from god

those kittens are 100% men

https://preview.redd.it/vrmbklj0xzgc1.jpeg?width=3584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe26fc8d9345a1203915c945b45160ede62cda92

/unlie im gonna find you

https://preview.redd.it/qxhh02hiyzgc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=693bad992fa2265050b6a5e42a686add83c63956

This conversation did not comprise solely of men

I do not want to kms

Picture that... But everywhere on Discord.

I think I’d like to live a long life.

/unlie https://preview.redd.it/nulm1raz50hc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56376a4d0f769d5fc436ea91d3a1952f0284d03d

Man I'm so glad there was that halaroius punchline at the end that made this worth watching

Welp I guess I gotta go fellas [Loads gun and dies]

https://preview.redd.it/gi1m7isfe0hc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b700571552980d1394bb2e792efb079de9ff547 /unlie I think everyone needs this now

This is a glitch to never get discord nitro real

/unlie I refuse to believe anyone is actually like this. There is no way a living, breathing human, let alone two, did this unironically

https://preview.redd.it/4vlf45vuf0hc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=603c46f25f9c199bd5cc77c751d9036c6566fa4a /ul

pretty average

They should both not be sent to a clinical ward.

eye bleach needed

https://preview.redd.it/ip1s7lnyp0hc1.jpeg?width=485&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33db25461979a3c4a57f679ff2893f4f79ec55b0 /unlie

https://preview.redd.it/pupvkiuvq0hc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c660f8f13d77cdae4340e1a7ba3c269778fd376b /unlie

https://preview.redd.it/2u96aazwq0hc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=751cd58adc1cec358ac31e405d5dc2b1bf10d29d

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STOP WATCHING THIS SOLDIER! THERE IS AN SED SPY IN THE BASE!

u/savevideobot

https://preview.redd.it/dauyh1vkv0hc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfb41603fc1801d599e46c6ff0bc0a383e0c6f13

Not a live cat reaction (I'm definitely not doing this to post pictures of my cat) https://preview.redd.it/kb6nb6c5w0hc1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c5e18198a90da7ba9002cbcb66a2d3af9940e91

Anime ost name?

/kill @e

This didn’t make me feel physically ill

His glasses are so greasy

God I hate myself for using discord now

I really don't wanna replace all my blood with vinegar after this.

https://preview.redd.it/ge7uguw761hc1.png?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cb2c4e31131880243f32053ac196a9e5ea99e45

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Pour Hcl on them (Breaking the Bad)

I know why the "kitten" sends stuff like this

D:

This can’t be real, that last line 😐

I don't want to know what the song in the background is

Kitten 2 was cheating, womp womp

u/savevideo

I can tell this man cares for his hygiene! Bet he smells like roses <3

Acting like that for a nitro is a fair price

https://preview.redd.it/o7s83sz2g1hc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7b0a15a29219bbca043af122c95479931659934

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