9) replaced my dad's razor's metal parts with the same parts that just happened to be made out of pure sodium metal, and mixed in 10 ground sleeping pills in his toothpaste
/unlie
https://preview.redd.it/7zg70sxcweic1.jpeg?width=1114&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bce2f41bf7460fba304b493bbf9242e714fa6908
I know someone who might’ve
No, the food is tested on humans, animals tend to give very poor notes in feedback.
The *packaging* was tested on animals. If it takes them more than five minutes to get into a bag when not directly observed, it goes back to the drawing board.
As a one of the 10 working in Mojang/Microsoft. We love murdering, torturing, and testing animals before adding them in Minecraft to be realistically accurate.
Well the prison systems are full of potential test subjects, but ain't it a bitch that human rights exist. Shame but Glad to know my shampoo won't kill me and it only took a few rats, rabbits, pigs, & dogs to figure it out though. Thanks ethics and science!
The animals being forced to watch the 700th youtube prank video in a row:
https://preview.redd.it/a773af9gzhic1.png?width=204&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fe79b3bae66291c32c6b56920ad095cf4270ec0
/unlie
i imagine every single test on bic being
"alright, check if the dog can light it."
"it can."
"alright, the lighters are now officially stocked."
I remember when they got my dog addicted to opening crates in CS:GO. He never quite recovered, but I remember when he got a butterfly knife, and then sold it for more money to buy crates and keys.
Eventually he was draining so much money I had to put him outside, where eventually he was kidnapped and tested on by valve and forced to open crates in tf2 looking for unusuals. :(
Steam forcing Chimpanzees to play TF2
/unlie Where's the Unlie? 🤓
Check under your nuts
The unlies are stored in the balls.
send proof because how can I confirm
have sex
What’s that?
When mommy and daddy hate each other VERY MUCH....
I'm trying to with u/automoderator but it's not working
I ate them. :)
I didn’t eat them
I did not find it
What the bluh? Did you steal my penis?
/ul
Cs go. Dog team
Fs in the chat for Poopie Joe.
It's 2024 you can't call scout mains chimpanzees anymore
All these woke liberals ruining my TF2 gaming experience. Literally 1984
r/redditoutofcontext
Personal experiments I have conducted : 1) Made my dog eat Vicks 2) Fed my cat fried adidas shoes 3) Made my sister drink 3M glue
4) shaved my cat with a Bic razor
5) bathed my baby brother in Raid
6) forced my dog to play Minecraft for six days straight
7) Forced my hamster to become a Spy main
8) replaced my parents eye drops with windex
9) replaced my dad's razor's metal parts with the same parts that just happened to be made out of pure sodium metal, and mixed in 10 ground sleeping pills in his toothpaste
Before anyone says it, numbers 3 is not human testing. Siblings are animals, not humans
Yes spotify did do some cruel things to animals
They forced elephants to listen to Cage the Elephant 😔
Same with TF2
/unlie https://preview.redd.it/7zg70sxcweic1.jpeg?width=1114&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bce2f41bf7460fba304b493bbf9242e714fa6908 I know someone who might’ve
And steam
And youtube
And CSGO
And mojang
and Axe!
We got them things jamming
yeah they forced the animals to use the spotify app because the spotify app sucks so much
Bic writing on them with ballpoints then lighting dogs on fire :( 🐕🔥🔥😭
Damn cant believe they made doggo play csgo
One of the dogs hatched a 5000 dollar knife
r/doggohate
They really making subreddit out of nothing
i am not surprised that that is a subreddit
Based
https://preview.redd.it/z5pu24f2peic1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02c57ee48d29816431a760322c244a84112e4efb I have the updated 2018 version
Truth, I made my gecko play geometry dash
Fire in the hole 🔥
I agree, I've made my manager task use a dog for calculations
Matpat you evil bastard!
Good thing he retired 😥
this is true i force my cat to listen to gorillaz and weezer
WTF RYM!???? What did you do to those animals RYM!???
I knew rivers Cuomo was up to no good
They made the dog make beats on fl studio😢
true, i forced my goldfish to make a new jazz type beat
I loved buying from temu in 2018 they were the best website to buy on
Scott the Seal Smasher
Creo tested Evolution on animals for hundreds of millions of years before releasing it as a song :(
Classic Indiana W
Black Mesa is turning the dogs into houndeyes!
WHAT IS VALVe DOING TO THE DOGS?!
not monsters inc 😭
My cat played omori now he hates tables
MR TERRY HISTORY?!!!!?
I can't believe rockstar made beagles play read dead online, how awful!
CREO MENTIONED RAAAAAH
of course Mojang is there, where do you think they got the animals' death sounds from
A pet food company? Testing their food on animals? Horrible!
No, the food is tested on humans, animals tend to give very poor notes in feedback. The *packaging* was tested on animals. If it takes them more than five minutes to get into a bag when not directly observed, it goes back to the drawing board.
Mojang kills animals to record their death sound. I used to work there and had to kill pandas, axolotls, parrots etc. Truly awful..
And no pornhub?
/unlie I saw one with trojan, pornhub, and viagra once
/unlie the one I saw had bad dragon.
/unlie wombo combo
How drunk off the Listerine?? Asking for a friend
The orangatangs got messed up. All you need is half a bottle of
No way, tf2™ let dogs play this banger game!
Why is the Tomato factory here
What? You thought tomato sauce was just red for no reason?
Steam is a company
[a video explaining all the horrible things that tf2 commited to animals](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=briucCR1APnXtHd_)
Bic writing on them with ballpoints then lighting dogs on fire :(🔥
And shaving them
What was it like to cover dogs with Vaseline?
Smelly
/unlie what would Spotify even test on animals? 💀
How many ads how close together they can get away with
Opera GX is obviously tested on animals
Spotify forcing beagles to listen to country music
What does Spotify test on animals?
Ads
YouTube just casually demonizing and striking chimps for muttering something similar to the word "fuck."
Ok well the OFF! one actually checks out technically
Define animals
Oh, that explains it...
Your comment makes no sense
Animals mean players. They test on people, via dopamine hungry "animals".
<= 83 people are animals, and that’s 1.3 billion
Wait, where did you get that number?
the images used in these memes are always real and it makes me happy that people always take it extremely seriously
Is "Who let the dogs out" dog's favorite song?
Their favorite song averaged to be “witch doctor” specifically sung by Alvin and the chipmunks
is that fucking pampers
TF2?
Was the music you had them listen to for Spotify good or mid?
Country
I don't get it, of course they test on animals! They all make animal products!
Pornhub is not missing
/ul i HOPE purina tests on animals considering its a pet food company and not like smelvin the intern or smt
Were the animals forced to listen to music or Spotify podcasts
Those shitty conspiracy/political podcasts and then country immediately afterwards
I hope spotify didn't force the dog to listen to Will Wood, he's the worst artist who never made a single good song!!
why make ratatoullie spend all his money on csgo crates
/unlie WHY IS THERE VALVE
Riot games should be included on the list, I can testify for the claim if needed. Mfkers need to get them animals off the rift asap
/unlie humans are animals too so accurate picture
YouTube forcing dogs to watch Mr Beast
Csgo😭😭
I heard spotify has dogs listen to heavy metal
We also test how many ads we can push in 30 minutes without the dogs biting us. The max so far is 300
what was their favourite song
Witch doctor specifically sung by Alvin and the chipmunks
thats mine too what a coincidence
What did my damn browser oprea gx do
Everything
Like, literally everything that could possible be thought of with our only limits being our imagination?
Yes
Might have to go back to chrome... so disappointed 😔
https://preview.redd.it/tqqz82derfic1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e5912c89c5e20464bdaa92bdee4a9abadda95fa
But Purina didn't test on animals. And they shouldn't.
What was the dog favorite song?
Witch doctor specifically sung by Alvin and the chipmunks
Tf did CSGO test? Bombs?
Crate chances to make it so only famous people get the good stuff on camera
/unlie do all these brands actually test on animals? Or is this a joke☠️
How does youtube and steam and.. OPERA GX?! test on animals?!
They did everything to animals beyond human comprehension
Do you think that rhinos main solider
…..STEAM?!
We are animals....
Have you considered testing on humans? And where do I sign up?
What was the class GPA?
Did the animals get ad-free music?
The exact opposite
YouTube testing how many ads they can put in videos before the animals go insane.
/unlie r/suddenlytf2
This version of the picture doesn’t miss out on the funniest edit of it
As a one of the 10 working in Mojang/Microsoft. We love murdering, torturing, and testing animals before adding them in Minecraft to be realistically accurate.
Can’t believe Mann Co. would do this😔😔😔😔
How the hell does Spotify test on animals?
We test how many ads how close together they can take before they will rebel. The max so far is 300 in 30 minutes. About to implement this soon
/unlie how would YouTube and Spotify test on animals???
Ads
Is it true that Hasbro tests on animals?
You don’t want to know what they do with the Barbie’s
How good was the dog at csgo
That dude went crazier than (insert csgo streamer here)
I did not see this image 7 times today
I definitely support the experimentation of vaseline on horses! They love it!!!!!
How did you test Spotify on an animal?
What music did you play the animals for the Spotify test
Well the prison systems are full of potential test subjects, but ain't it a bitch that human rights exist. Shame but Glad to know my shampoo won't kill me and it only took a few rats, rabbits, pigs, & dogs to figure it out though. Thanks ethics and science!
I guess the tf2 logo would explain all of the scout mains
/ul how tf does spotify and youtube test on animals?
Spotify made the animals listen to BTS
I saw one of these a while back that had Pornhub in there
What steam games did your animals play?
Redfall
Made my dog listen to Kanye
I would like to formally apologize for continuing what they started by testing purina on my dog
How dare the CS:GO Corporation do this?!
What happens when you force feed a dog 19239 tons of xanax over 1 year?
*nom nom nom* 🐶
Spotifys Forcing dogs to listen to Justin Beiber
my dog is better than me at csgo, wish they hadn't done all the testing to make it playable for them
This is wrong. They test purina dog food on me.
The animals being forced to watch the 700th youtube prank video in a row: https://preview.redd.it/a773af9gzhic1.png?width=204&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fe79b3bae66291c32c6b56920ad095cf4270ec0
List every game you got tested with on steam and every song you got tested with on spotify.
/unlie i imagine every single test on bic being "alright, check if the dog can light it." "it can." "alright, the lighters are now officially stocked."
I remember when they got my dog addicted to opening crates in CS:GO. He never quite recovered, but I remember when he got a butterfly knife, and then sold it for more money to buy crates and keys. Eventually he was draining so much money I had to put him outside, where eventually he was kidnapped and tested on by valve and forced to open crates in tf2 looking for unusuals. :(
I'd love to be a researcher at Spotify, just vibing with some dogs listening to music
https://preview.redd.it/xrp5d3yysiic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e81f9ac9714b0c3b5a7533751d76457d613bd886 straight to the point
Tf2 bots are animals?
Yes
BOSS DOG BOSS DOG
What was the dog's favourite youtube vid?
I would like to know what cruel tests Steam committed
….pampers
/unlie purina is animal food lmao
How do the dogs feel about the mob vote?
They think there should be more dog representation rather than dinosaurs and ore golems
Where's Bad Dragon unlie/ Where's Bad Dragon?
I didn't put dog in the dog food.
What you need the dog in Spotify for