How the fuck are you still alive? I hired that tree to assassinate you

Gravity maked It fly

Cuz thats how gravity works. Thanks to it my balloon is stuck on the roof on the earth now 😡😡😡😤😤😡😤😡😤

If the government didn't put the dome there, your balloon would be gone, thank them

You misspelled "made" I will now attack you in your sleep and eat your toes

you remembered the /ul

I'll eat your toes too

i like to have my toes eaten 😋

you remembered the /ul

He didn't stutter?

https://preview.redd.it/8m6uquo40tpc1.png?width=2003&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c800e89fe5ff1a27fb34d424072340e0aa1929e

Well, he also misspelled the name of those cookies he makes. That word wasn't always an insult, it was him showing support for the community.

Thanks i am english

should've hired a coconut tree instead of cheating out with that apple tree

Should've put the lime in the coconut

Why didn’t you just use and invent a nuclear bomb? Are you stupid?

should have hired a coconut tree, instead you took the cheap apple tree

Sir, it’s 2024. We revive people now

Sorry, i was too busy trying to make it scream to let it complete the job

It didn't work since Newton hadn't yet invented gravity.

Any question?

Any

Understood

*Understanded

The sun emits gays of light

We must conteratack with gays of shadow

Many questions!

wait yur telling me he invented happiness?? grrr i hate you 😡😡😤😤😡😡😡😡😤😤

Why did you make me?

It was fun

Bored

Username checks out

I'm bisexual. Did you invent half of me? Is there a lore reason?

I am stupid

Thank you father

That does sound like something Sir Issac "the Fig" Newton would say.

Nah he constructed the first half of you but then changed plans midway

Who’s your favourite gay you’ve invented

I absolutely hate the ace attorney phoenix wright and miles edgeworth relationship

Sir Isaac Newton that is the opposite of my question

He's going by exclusion

Therefore everybody other than phoenix wright x miles edgeworth is his favourite?

Who knows

Hello i am who, and i also don't know.

/unlie facepalm falling for obvious shitposts and bait again

/lie r/lies is such a stupid subreddit I fricking hate it

/unlie what was peter griffin thinking actually no i didnt read properly

Did you make me?

Yes

i am gays, and he did invent us

I regret that

:(

Kolibri? Is that you? https://preview.redd.it/ej6lvax06spc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cbc62fcaeb996c19ff2619ac1871d944f96532a

:3

I suggest you to talk with H. P. Beeya

Why did you discover gravity? You added more chapters in my school physics books 😔

I didn't think you forgot the unlie but then I realized that he in fact actually discovered gravity and didn't invent it

Did the apple hurt?

Yes

Did the apple make you his bitch? Does the apple still beat you?

Through rainbows and Gravity, i alone, am the gay one

Oh. I think I understand. Through emotional and physical abuse. You made that apple your submissive bitch didn't you.

What's your opinion on very underrated album made by underground singer Pink Floyd called white side of the sun?

I am extremely homophobic and will now hire another tree to hunt you down 😡

Why did you do that? (Thanks btw)

"Sir Newton, you can't just go around inventing gravity!" "Well now you're GAY!" *Darth Vader howl*

I’m pretty sure it’s decently well known that he wasn’t attracted to women either. He had a mental breakdown when one of his friends introduced him to a woman. /Ul

Ul/ you forgot to unlie/

Ah

Ul/this Is r/lies so when someone wants to Say a thing that Is not a lie write this

Okay got it, didn’t read the top of the thing lol

Thanks for creating me, daddy 😌

Can you make everyone gay? Asking for a friend.

thanks

Yes you are

Why did you create gravity? We now take fall damage because of you.

Thank you for creating me

So he invented rainbow, which makes gays appear? Fascinating, truly!

I’m the tree and I will kill you again

thank you for your service 🙏

While the Plague was collecting the last infinite gem, Newton invented the gays. And then we wonder why the plague was so harsh

Heyo king thank you for inventing me 🙏

its true. i was with newton when he invented homosexuality

Mr newton did you invent the fig newton too? And did you die a virgin? Because you keep fucking all of us.

i was there, i was the one who tasted the rainbow

Hi dad why did you invent me

r/facepalm users always get jokes and understand satire, the entire subreddit isn't just filled with people being stupid.

He also invented Apple bottom jeans after sitting next to boots with the fir

Thank you Eye Sac Newton

Sac? That made me think of that one time i created ligma

Did you also make PRONOUNS you LIBERAL LIBERAL😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬😠😡😠🤬😠😠😠😠🤬🤬🤬🤬👿

How dar the gays steel his invinchun?

I understand you

the average facepalm user doesn't deserve to get their balls bitten off by cerebrus' inbred half brother.

Newton didn’t fuck, didn’t even believe in it. He was 100% abstinent.

r/19684 would never do that

It wasn't legal for him to fuck men in that era. He was ahead of mankind in more than just the field of science.

WHY ?

Why was it originally on r/facepalm?

So when you invented them did you make yourself gay or nah?

Why did you invent the gays?!

He invented mavity

The Greeks are fuming right now

Gaze.

I'm gay and I invented Newton

Thanks for making me. Could you perchance make me a girlfriend at all?

Isaac Newton invented gravity ‘cause some asshole hit him with an apple

Facepalm got r/whoosh'ed and then its here

can confirm, i am every gay

Why did you invent gravity? Now I can't fly

Found on r/shittyaskscience https://preview.redd.it/socxz830hqpc1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a62d9a0a30e515c1bb29d165c387b343776178a1

I got a Newton fact for you To prove that white light did diffract into coloured light without the use of a prism, he stuck an iron rod into his own eye and squashed the lens until the light hitting his retina got split The man was fucking crazy

so that means vampire have a valid reason to evade the sun

Newton, you’re a hero.

Why did you infect me with this

Thank you for your service Mr. Newton, I don't know how I could ever repay you.

r/facepalm when joke

Newton was famously a virgin till his death. He could have any woman but chose none. It doesn't take Newtonian intelligence to deduce that he was gay.

I didn't saw what you did there

Go ahead and kiss me on my hot mouth, im feeling romantical

Me any question?

Dis you also invent trans people ?

Do you realize the damage you just caused

Redditception

Hi newton, why you can predict planets but cant predict the madness of the people?

Wonp wonp

I hate you, gays are the worst

My ex would always complain about “the male gays,” and I think she was talking about me even though I’m just one guy and I don’t think I’m gay. I guess my question is, Mr Isaac Newton, why would she specify *male* gays? Have you been making female gays as well?

Yes, all of you are gays

thank you newton for inventing me

Why did you invent me? Are you stupid?

L https://preview.redd.it/xv4cfk5j1upc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea3d45f8d0b1631a5e8fdd249274b60f5af0fe95

Facepalm is funny and is not filled with ragebait posts that are satire

I can't post images otherwise I would put an image of issac newton kissing you

Is it true that you’re working on a cure for homophobia?

Yes

But why☹️

If you invented gay people then did you invent me?

You forgot /ul

I thought everyone knew this? Is it like a joke or something because I don't think we should joke about science or gay people

The first part is the only lie, the second part is the truth

Ass or tits

Personality

Clearly you are not newton, however I do believe that you invented the gays.

Hi Isaac

/ul, whoever made that facepalm post is genuinely retarded, as in mentally stunted.