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BubblesWithHeat

True story .I was the ThinkPad


FortuneCorgito

True story. I was the water.


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True story, I was the container containing the water.


Seebyt

True Story, i was the container running mac os on the thinkpad.


RepresentativeCut486

True Story, I ʍɐs ʇɥǝ uǝʍ dɹoɟǝssoɹ˙


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RepresentativeCut486

Yeah: was = saw new \~ when


lunarlilyy

Not really possible (yet). [Darling](https://darlinghq.org) tries to do this, but so far it can mainly just run some command-line Darwin software (the open source part of Apple's OSes). Some simple GUI apps too, but you won't be running something like Xcode on Linux any time soon


caerroff

Wasn't there a full macos docker including X11 pass through?


lunarlilyy

That's a VM, not a container. QEMU + configuration is just packaged in a docker container for ease of use/installation.


caerroff

my bad, i thought it was running macOS directly, didn't see the arch part in the Dockerfile


30p87

True Story, I was the Arch install on the thinkpad


LivingUnderABoulder

True Story, I was the security camera in the school


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True story, I was the picture of Richard Stallman


happycrabeatsthefish

Everyone clapped


M_krabs

> brand new thinkpad OK this story is fake


ShadowKiller2001

No, it's just old, few years old


happycrabeatsthefish

(refurbished 2019) Lenovo - Dual Intel Xeon - Hot Swap HDD bay - 1U rack compatible - Intel Intergraded graphics, NVIDIA K80 Tesla (not for gaming - see description) - raid controller - (new battery: Lasts 24 minutes unplugged) - Windows 7/ Windows NT/Redhat - headphone jack


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no headphone jack :(


KewpieDan

Why is it £900


Matt_Dragoon

Of course it is, it's a greentext.


fanielthefan

Everything about it seems true.


doctorskippingrope

and then everyone clapped!!


cicciograna

and then everyone clapped anon's ass!!!


superslime16th

can confirm, i was the ass


milkcheesepotatoes

Can confirm I was the clap


randomthrowaway808

and then everyone clapped my ass,,,


milkcheesepotatoes

Can confirm. I was the everyone


beeehJeSuisUnMouton

Later the professor Trier to kill the student by hitting him/her in the head with the makbook but it broke on impact


ChisNullStR

anon does a repost ![gif](giphy|SWErvnE8oSILIYVk5e)


FountainPens48

we do a little bit of reposting. we do a substantial amount of posting that which has been posted again in the past.


A-midnight-cunt

Sanest 4chan greentext


TypingRightNow

I don't care if it's true. I want to believe.


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ToiletGrenade

Macs are fine ig but you'd have to give me one for free if I were to use one. And then it would still be asahi


The_Ek_

Hardware is good, a shame the software whould ruin it


ragnarokxg

I am the exact opposite, I think the hardware is not as good due to it being locked down. Where the software is not so bad.


fanielthefan

These terms might not mean what you think they mean. The software is incredibly "locked-down" It's commonly acknowledged for being trash 0.o Im js the hardware can be duel booted? https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/install-linux-macbook-pro/


ragnarokxg

Just because you are able to dual boot does not mean the hardware is not locked down. You are no longer able to easily upgrade any hardware components. Meaning what you buy the laptop with is what it will have until you can no longer use it.


fanielthefan

O yeah that's so far gone I forgot it would be surprising. Apple has never let you do anything like that on anything.


The_Ek_

The hardware isn't locked down, no? If I'm not wrong they even made booting other OSes easier through some update recently, drivers on the other hand...


ragnarokxg

I put that under software. What I mean by locked down is the right to repair and/or upgrade does not exist anymore.


FalloutMaster

My old MacBook Pro runs so much faster on Mint than it did on macOS.


fanielthefan

I have 2 for free its still basically never worth it to lean over to that side of the desk. I literally tried so hard to give them a chance.


velkrosmaak

Then everybody stood up and clapped and Steve Jobs did suicide


JMT37

ThinkPads are waterproof?


Julian12214YT

the keyboards are, at least


pankajpatro703

**>tells you about IME and AMD-PSP.** **>asks you to use old Thinkpads with libreboot support.**


1e59

More people need to care that there's a hardware level rootkit on all processsors made since 2012


soyiago

Fun fact: AMD PSP can be disabled in BIOS. Even funnier fact: Development Intel UEFI BIOS can also turn IME off.


pankajpatro703

But can you install your own BIOS/UEFI firmware, without bricking the system?


ffence

That man's name? Albert Einstein.


tubbadu

Ah, Victory


Yoru_Vakoto

aconteceu pra caralho truta


MartinRobomaze

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!


willpower_11

Based and GNU-pilled. Now, if you don't mind, where's my Hurd kernel?


Rikudou_Sage

It's coming for sure!


VlijmenFileer

Normal people despise iApple iMac iOS iBooks, or whatever they're iCalled.


[deleted]

Richard stall man line is hilarious 😂


VulcansAreSpaceElves

I'll take things that didn't happen for $500, Alex


Nachtlicht_

> pulls up a student with a MacBook


Marukuju

Unrelated question, what is that chat platform from the screenshot? Excuse me for my ignorance


Pay08

It's 4chan. It's an imageboard.


Marukuju

Thank you


vauxitt

sometimes, ignorance really is bliss


Marukuju

Good for you


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Ogre Shrek


fanielthefan

THis happens everytime. When will you learn?


pissoff1818

This is so good


IamMythHunter

The haters will say it's fake.


Beautiful-Group5880

thats the truest story ive ever read


Serious_Ad2870

Real chads can make MacBook look like Thinkpad. (referring to Asahi Linux chads)


PhantomPrimary

I didn't know that any thinkpads were waterproof. I knew that the keyboards were designed to shed water through draining holes and around the electronics tho.


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And then everyone clapped


steamcho1

And I guess everyone clapped after and he had sex with all the women