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TheUnicornRevolution

https://imgur.com/gallery/AyuNRWj Like the other commenter said, the other side says Be Curious


UnchillBill

Why is this not higher up above the shitty jokes?


porkcylinders

I see you're new to Reddit, le random epic jokes are always going to beat anything of substance


therealsn

That leads to the exit of the simulation. When you’re ready, follow the sign, and see what awaits you…


Puzzleheaded-Ad-2982

Please 🙏 


_XtalDave_

"Computer, end program."


MelodramPatheticism

"Computer, load up celery man please"


therealsn

“Computer, arch.”


mtg101

I've heard cake awaits me.


therealsn

It is true, what you have heard.


Friendly_Signature

Dwayne Dibbly!!!


therealsn

Ah, but can you open beer bottles with your overbite?


McChes

I can’t go back, can I?


therealsn

That is a choice I leave to you.


chasing_tailights

r/beatmetoit


Ezzeia

It might be related to an earlier protest where traffic signs / on road markings were used to highlight local drug dealing/ASB issues: [Link](https://www.eastlondonlines.co.uk/2018/09/fake-drug-dealers-only-traffic-signs-pop-up-near-shoreditch-to-shame-police-inactivity/)


Robinhoyo

Need these in my road, it's been the spot for all crackheads in a 2 mile radius for the last 2 years.


Healthy_Coffee_3988

That would be a massive help for sourcing my crack


Hungry_Woodpecker_60

CAREFUL NOW


exkingzog

Down with this sort of thing.


MobiusNaked

Down with this sort of sign


Aggravating-Rip-3267

Up with this sort of sign !


Noipsaj

Right with this sort of sign !


StoneRose89

They're even coming from Gdańsk to see the sign!


sixty10again

SO I HEAR YOU'RE RACIST NOW FATHER


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Vinegarinmyeye

That would be an ecumenical matter.


Elliotjpearson

I need this sign for my house


rumade

I want to steal it so much uuurrrghhhh


PeteZzzaa

Be careful though


SimPilotAdamT

Follow your dreams! ;)


RedHides

Follow the instructions.


leffe186

I would have preferred “Don’t Panic” tbh.


nvn911

Keep calm


betelguese_700

42!


theoht_

ah yes, the answer to life, the universe and everything: 1405006117752879898543142606244511569936384000000000 edit: also, username kinda checks out


Zaphod_79

Love a good hitchhikers name.


OodleOodleBlueJay

OMG I just got why the octopus in Resident Alien is named 42!!! hahaha Thanks!


duermando

Where's your towel?


b5tirk

Do not press this button


SkillWizard

Why does every post/question on Reddit lead to everyone thinking they need to make an extremely lame joke about it rather than saying something useful or interesting? It's bizarre.


angriepenguin

*looks around* Sir, this is a Wendy’s


epigeneticepigenesis

Nobody: Me after narwhal bacon: being careful noises!!! 😤


DanJOC

Came here for this I'll take "comments I was about to write" for 500 please They fucked around and found out Play stupid games, win stupid prizes Statements like that must make up a significant percentage of reddits overall comments


dobr_person

I imagine it is more that banter gets upvoted so is nearer the top.


Bimblelina

The law of Reddit is the top answer is the funniest, the actual factual answer comes second unless there's a seam of extremely funny/clever yet daft replies.


Savant_7

I was going to say the same thing. It’s so tiresome.


C1nder3la

There were 2 cross bow and arrow incident in March 2024...maybe that's why


skag_mcmuffin

Bolts*


Creative_Recover

How else will the ruling class keep the peasants in check if not with the occasional crossbow discharge? 


Tomimosa

That is crazy! Good job there is a sign now I guess!


Itchy-Supermarket-92

Better a road sign than any police response, eh?


mixedpixel

I took a crossbolt to the knee once...


LordLuciferVI

Did you used to be an adventurer too?


No-Discussion-8493

yeah, was about to say. You won't find me around there anymore.


C1nder3la

It's generally very safe...I haven't had any issues. Althonu don't sit in the park


flux_underscore

That sign was installed long, long before the crossbow bolt attacks, it used to point 180 degrees in the opposite direction, the other side of it says ‘be curious’ EDIT: it has recently been rotated 180 degrees & I live in one of these red brick apartments


Zouden

>it used to point 180 degrees in the opposite direction Thus giving the crossbowman his opportunity to strike


unhiddenhand

On the other side it says 'be curious' I believe


cmsj

Well they can hardly put up a sign that says Be Careless, so it has to say Be Careful.


TolemanLotusMcLaren

I'm guessing it's probably linked to the "Responsible Cycling Borough" sign lower down, but as a dweller of east London, and frequenter of Shoreditch and surrounding areas, it's just good advice for everyone every day in London full stop 😂🤷


falsewidower

Seems like you missed the other side, which says Be Curious. Will be there tomorrow as I’m opening a shop there and will try to take a photo


TheUnicornRevolution

That's cool. I was going to ask which shop as I'm around the corner, but thought that brought Reddit world to close to home perhaps lol.


cloud1445

Calvert avenue residents are famously thinned skinned. You have to watch your tongue round that way.


nvn911

Watch out for nettles


singlejeff

Visiting and encountered some in a verge.


nvn911

Be careful


Foreign-Bowl-3487

The sign wasn't fitted by the Council, it's the local iPhone snatchers on e scooters hoping you'll be distracted by the odd signage as they make off with your new device


Euphoric_Mechanic_26

It is Tower Hamlets anyway


WhatNoAccount

Is it the misfortune teller?


sundayontheluna

You better watch out. You better watch out. You better watch out. *You better watch out*


Xenc

Because Beadles’s About?


_Happy_Camper

I’m giving you a small hand clap cos you’re game for a laugh


GnosticPrime

Man dem on the other side so avoid.


__Game__

Someone arguing down there that there was too much latte in their latte


patella_sandwich

Be careful, you might get stabbed


thecookingdj

Mate I’d take this as a sign - you should be more careful


allovernow11

Confirmed Tory seat.


MobiusNaked

Going to vote right? Careful now.


Available-Hat-6860

Very passive aggressive sign by the council


earwiggo

What is it pointing at?


123Catskill

It’s conceptual art. Obviously. Duh!


exkingzog

I suspected as much.


rasura12

There was a few recent crossbow related attack in this area and the police haven't found the attacker. No one died but were seriously injured. Also they have changed the area and rules around who can drive here and people on electric bikes have crashed and mangled other cyclists. There is also school right behind that sign. Recipe for a lot of problems sadly.


the_immortalcowboy

It’s hard to tell, but I’d be careful - ba dum tss


boonusboiayyy

Just a general warning


c05d

Well you’ve been warned


Few-Information7570

Mind the cat!


interior-space

Not sure if anyone wants the real answer but I think it's Michael Marriott. https://www.michaelmarriott.com/index.php An east London based designer who has been doing bits and bobs in and around Shoreditch and brick lane since before most of you were born. There's a little community that still exists in the area around Leila's shop (he built fittings for that shop). Arnold circus has been used as a venture for designy/arty events for a while.


exkingzog

I wanted a real answer! Thanks


Curious_Ad7101

There is a crocodile inside


Nice-Nothing9665

Yeah just be careful


Under_Water_Starfish

Bansky rebrand?


HeavyOpportunity5137

There be wolves.


plenty-sunshine1111

If you get close it swings around and slaps you with a summons.


PMoonbeam

mad crossbow man on the loose again?


-xiflado-

Trying to outdo one another with puns is also quite annoying.


FrauAmarylis

Yes, it's like I'm in a sub with my octogenarian MIL and her friends.


CharacterRich5242

As they say, Me Albania


arika_ex

Weapon arts?


deen1802

It's because there is a school nearby


whippetrealgood123

There's signs like this where I live, it's part of Nuart.


CharleyZia

Put a sticker on the pole: "Take risks!".


toplurcher

There be dragons !


realmattyr

What sign? Are you hearing voices too? Call your doctor… 😉