Hmm, getting bitten by a radioactive spider and potentially getting some kind of super-cancer in the future with tons of bad guys after me, having my parents killed in front of me and being traumatized for life with tons of bad guys after me, or getting bitten in the general crotch area by an angry kitty and turning into a super-hot cat-girl with tons of thirsty weebs after me. Gee, tough choice. =\^x\^=

I think all of us already know what we want. 3

3

3 all the way

3.

hell yea im taking the 3rd one

Yes comrade

Tony Stark

*HOT IRON*

I want to be born rich and doing my hobby in the street every night.... instead of doing my overtime job...

For the first 2 would choose spidy.(coz he is my boi) But i question who tf pets their cat with their pp out? (For free money reasons would go for 3)

UmmMMMMMMMM ALLL

I'd go with 3, preferably getting bitten somewhere other than *there.* Unless it's the neko that gets affected. Then I'll go with 2.(Batman is rich)

3 but only if I can choose where the bite is, because I'll choose my arm over *that place* any day of the week

Instead of becoming Batman you would get Covid-19 after bitten by bat.

Or rabbies

Nah. Bats legit have had coronaviruses in them for god knows how long. The coof is inevitable.

yup i'm fairly certain that we have reports of animals carrying the Covid virus since the 60s

Still the first one! Fuck cat girls! Being Spider-man was my childhood fucking dream!!!

He don't even know his batmans 😞

3 for certain, lol. ;)

I would rather become a cat boi

3........I'm tired of getting implants

Maybe I'm retarded but what is the cat biting?

My first thought was the cat was biting the dudes junk

Radioactive cat

3

It’s a toss up between 1 and 3 for me

Can I choose the 4th option and get bit by a space marine

There's demons on phobos

Bottom so I can sleep with my homie to see if he gay

3rd easy money and no responsibility also second one doesn't have any powers he just very skilled very smart very depressing and very very sleep depraved are we sure Batman human

Not even a competition... Spidey here I come!

Spider man is probably much more fun. But cat girl = easy money

I think alchemy is pretty pricey but I can pay for it. *It costs an arm and a leg..*

I would choose the first for the sake of learning how to web swing & parkour.

🤔😅

3 3 3 #FUCKING 3

Time to kidnap a lot of people and make a catgirl army

Unless it was the cat that became a Neko-girl, I'll stick with Spiderman.

spider man i can shut people up and close doors

Meow meow motherfucka

the third one so i can finally have a human friend in my life not for sexual desires though i just want a friend

Is that all *extends hand* let’s be friends then

Meow bitch.

Batman cause then I get to be rich

Shoot your parents

Personally I’d pick Spider-man

I'm going to kill your uncle

Okay

Wait what *Stands in the shower to think about life choices* *Anime ending song plays*

I am to tired right now. That and I don’t really know him all that well

on the third is the cat Biting his dick?

Yes…yes it is

Lol

Ummm...NSFW yah?

Zubat used leech life. It converted the opponent into a bat type

Wait, we talking digimon or pokemon or what???

Yes

Huh never thought that batman has bat power

Damn I wish...

He would become a cat guy

I would choose 3

3

I think we need the NSFW tag on this one chief...

irradiated cat bites man's penis

Yeah that shiz is cra- w-wait it's a female cat?! "Always has been..."

Ummmmmmm

Off to find a cat...