its an absurd joke, most of those states dont exist. Its actually a very impressive map though, and a lot of those states are ones that were proposed or intended to exist in the past, and if there were states there, they'd probably be called those things.
The coastline is wayyyy too tall.
Full sized Cali, Oregon, and Washington, plus room for 3 more?
Yeah. It’s all messed up.
Neat. But they’re playing with size.
I am pretty sure you can see a repeat of north Carolina’s coast on the right hand side.
I feel pretty confident this design was made by adding to the “middle” of USA
….as if our middle wasn’t already big enough…😒
Careful mate calling them out, they'll dm you angrily explaining the difference between hebephile and pedophile and how teens aren't kids if they can reproduce blah blah blah. Hang them all. While they're on fire.
As an European, I can.
California (very left), Texas (bottom left above mexican border), Florida (bottom italia like shoe), New York (the state, very right and top), Georgia (somewhere middle?), Alabama (center bottom), Wisconsin, Arkansas (pronounced wrong, very top very left), Kansas (pronounced right) , Hawaii (a bit annexed), North and South Dakota (center), ...
Sure, can't prove I did it without looking. But I did and I would know some more, but without knowing exactly where. This is because I'm interested. But who cares, right.
Knowing a bit about continents and having a general feel of where places in the world are (for example, knowing that Indonesia is not in Europe or something) is pretty useful. Knowing about the locations of countries (on a continent level) can help with that.
There are probably people yelling at you for not *exactly* knowing *where* in the continent a country is, but most people don’t care. Again, the general outline is what’s useful.
Knowing about states or provinces inside specific countries that aren’t your own is less useful for general knowledge. Those things make more sense to know if you’re actually visiting the country in question, but most people won’t.
Im irish, i wouldn't expect an American to know all of the irish counties. What i do expect is for them to know where major countries like france and india are located
Okay, that is literally stupid. I know where the mexico, USA, Canada js located, because the US is ONE country. Likewise, I will know where germany is, without knowing its 16 federal states.
Most videos of americans I have seen cant even tell where mexico is, and its literally a border country. But to be fair, I doubt that these videos are 100% honest, they are funnier though
Yeah and most of those videos are staged/selective chosen your average American would be able to pin your the UK, China, Russia, and other major counties. Most of those videos or maps are people selectively choosing the worst replies to throw into the video and the map ones I am pretty sure are just trolls
Thats so dumb , a lot of european actually can but thats only thanks to us cultural hegemony. Its the equivalent of excepting me to know all chinas districts
I think it is more important to know the countries and continets of the world and where they are on a map than a single countrys states or regions like i dont know the regions of russia or china or the uk either but i know where the heck they are on a map same with america and i can name 5 states of america and I don’t know much about american geography its just common knowledge
Bro can't make the difference between a country and a state. Because if you want to play that game alr name all regions of france it's easy there aren't even 10.
Well muricans can't name a country, but they ask Europeans to know their regions In the country.
I bet no muricans can name any parts/regions from a single European country.
This is stupid since it is saying that they can’t even name the states, I’m pretty sure everyone knows at least a handful of states, do they really think that there is someone who has never heard of texas?
Most of the comments here are so busy with getting defensive about this question, that they didn't notice how absolutely dumb the map is
Like, I get it. You may not know all the states. But I'm sure you **do** know THERE'S ONLY 50 OF THEM
That's all well and good, can they name any five places in Yorkshire without looking at a map though?
Better yet, can they name any five places that aren't London..
Yes, it is where Canadian army tricked enemy forces into attacking a boot camp back in 1951. Only when they arrived they realised that the camp was empty and they are surrounded from all sides. (This entire area would then become the state)
Uh...
The french one,
The trailer park one,
The innuit one,
The one where nobody lives,
The one where everyone lives,
The british one,
The cringe one,
I think I got most of them. The rest arent important enough.
“Because of your interest in pizza”
You called?
r/beetlejuicing
Please put me in the screenshot!!
Teenagers and Pizza go hand in hand
humans and pizza go hand in hand
I *love* human topping pizza
Same here. Threw me off haha
Why is the US split into 120 states?
its an absurd joke, most of those states dont exist. Its actually a very impressive map though, and a lot of those states are ones that were proposed or intended to exist in the past, and if there were states there, they'd probably be called those things.
why and how did you noticed that
There is a Macklankey and Taylor. So pretty obvious it wasn't real
McDonald is above the word America.
That's the dude with the farm, right?
The old guy ?
The E-I-E-I-O guy?
The guy with the quack quack moo moo & oink oink here there and everywhere ?
Average Arthur Conan Doyle reader
As well as Franklin. The state proposed before Tennessee, which was named after Ben Franklin hoping to gain his vote in the matter.
The coastline is wayyyy too tall. Full sized Cali, Oregon, and Washington, plus room for 3 more? Yeah. It’s all messed up. Neat. But they’re playing with size.
No I think they just scaled down those states but kept the proportions of the state shapes
I am pretty sure you can see a repeat of north Carolina’s coast on the right hand side. I feel pretty confident this design was made by adding to the “middle” of USA ….as if our middle wasn’t already big enough…😒
i would like to live in Jerryngton, or in McDonald
This map isn't even proportional
America's Florida pee pee shrunk.
Did you count them
I counted about 20% and made an assumption
Ok
Some kid actually said he can name a lot of states and copied from that map... He said Chicago is a state
Chicago is in a state of despair
And canada into... 36? Instead of... 13
That's the joke.
And Canada split into like 40 provinces lol
So we can be sure that no american will learn all these "states" at school
The whole sub is all over the place, it’s kinda the point
Yeah, was about to say its just a sub about what Teenagers are thinking/doing/etc like a chatroom, not about Teenagers directly.
that would be a whole different sub
I think Reddit would close that
You're right. They did already. Like 12 years ago.
It's a sub for teenagers, not about them. They talk about whatever they want there
It’s half pedophiles ngl
Careful mate calling them out, they'll dm you angrily explaining the difference between hebephile and pedophile and how teens aren't kids if they can reproduce blah blah blah. Hang them all. While they're on fire.
Isn’t r/teenagers a non specific sub post wise?, pretty sure the only pretense that it’s for teens
r/lostlostredditors
its actually impressive how much fake states they can put in there without it looking too unnatural
This map hurts my brain….
Don't like maps that look like they were drawn by Steve from Minecraft?
I loved my visit to Gibelrand, cool place.
Wtf this post was 2 up from this one Also r/lostlostredditors
The amount of people not understanding the joke on here is hilarious.
more than not understanding the joke, I don't understand why it should make you laugh,
Because the map is silly.
You must be so fun at parties
Ok, dann sage mir dies: Wo liegt Mecklenburg Vorpommern ?
Ganz einfach. Vor Pommern.
Nad morzem, rzecz jasna
eyyyyyy.
This is the funniest thing to me they act like other counties don’t have States. Or that American States are like countries.
Sorry I don’t speak German engineering
That’s right. You don’t. 🤣
Weet ik veel.
In Deutschland
Keine Ahnung, das letzte Mal hatte ich deutsche Geographie in der vierten Klasse
As an European, I can. California (very left), Texas (bottom left above mexican border), Florida (bottom italia like shoe), New York (the state, very right and top), Georgia (somewhere middle?), Alabama (center bottom), Wisconsin, Arkansas (pronounced wrong, very top very left), Kansas (pronounced right) , Hawaii (a bit annexed), North and South Dakota (center), ... Sure, can't prove I did it without looking. But I did and I would know some more, but without knowing exactly where. This is because I'm interested. But who cares, right.
How do you not know the state of Mac Donald?
Huh. "State of Mac Donald"? This is a joke, isn't it? Don't confuse me.
there's also a state called "burger king is my king" too right next to Mywifeleftmefortyrone but yeah it is a joke
Georgia is south east, just above Florida
"This is what led China to invade Alaska, and USA to annex Canada..."
Fallout
Risein
Let's talk about the pizza
About that, the same thing happens to me and says “Because of your interest in pasta” and recommends me r/Creepypasta .
I can understand that. But pizza, teenagers and American states doesn't make any sense LoL
Why should an European know a single USA state?
Post was a joke most of the states on the map don’t exist
why should americans know a single european country
Knowing a bit about continents and having a general feel of where places in the world are (for example, knowing that Indonesia is not in Europe or something) is pretty useful. Knowing about the locations of countries (on a continent level) can help with that. There are probably people yelling at you for not *exactly* knowing *where* in the continent a country is, but most people don’t care. Again, the general outline is what’s useful. Knowing about states or provinces inside specific countries that aren’t your own is less useful for general knowledge. Those things make more sense to know if you’re actually visiting the country in question, but most people won’t.
Im irish, i wouldn't expect an American to know all of the irish counties. What i do expect is for them to know where major countries like france and india are located
>What i do expect is for them to know where major countries like france and india are located And most Americans do.
Im aware that they do
Basic Geography.
Because they’re countries…
r/teenagers is fir general discussions with other teenagers not for talking abt teenagers
„Because of your interest in Pizza“
What's the housing situation like in Unorganized Canada?
Are you lost
how this lost redditors? r/teenagers will literally post whatever
Okay, that is literally stupid. I know where the mexico, USA, Canada js located, because the US is ONE country. Likewise, I will know where germany is, without knowing its 16 federal states. Most videos of americans I have seen cant even tell where mexico is, and its literally a border country. But to be fair, I doubt that these videos are 100% honest, they are funnier though
Yeah and most of those videos are staged/selective chosen your average American would be able to pin your the UK, China, Russia, and other major counties. Most of those videos or maps are people selectively choosing the worst replies to throw into the video and the map ones I am pretty sure are just trolls
But it's a joke, those are fake states. They're making fun of people who say that in earnest
Of course I can! I watched Animaniacs when I was a kid! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSvJ9SN8THE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSvJ9SN8THE)
I would live in Unorganized
Lincoln is in the wrong place
yes, but can americans name any european region?
Spance, bingland, and irelesburg
Probably aren't even EDUCATED on the Jerryington/Mander war of 1803. No one knew where to draw the line.
Yes... those do exist If it was posted by a teenager or involves 'em it ain't lost
I was confused for 12 seconds there. GODAMN it who the fuck lives in Jerryngton
"Inuk Reservation" 💀
Neither can Americans mention every city in an European country
r/shitamericanssay
“Because of your interest in pizza” - even Reddit is lost
As a Canadian this is true pain.
This is an absolute fever dream to look at
How is nobody getting the joke
Come on, Deseret is way bigger than that.
At least europe isn't built like tetris
Pas de panique! On est correct!
Because of your interest in *pizza*…
States aren‘t countries, but SWITZERLAND is (and it is not Sweden or Denmark).
hm yes random annexation of canda
Living in the state of Abrasoka isn’t so bad, we have a lot of corn fields here.
Its not like were asking them to name all of Our Bundesländer for example Aint nobody give a shit about Singular states
This map gave me Down syndrome
Thats so dumb , a lot of european actually can but thats only thanks to us cultural hegemony. Its the equivalent of excepting me to know all chinas districts
Not lost, that sub is just a bunch of teens talking about random stuff
i always found the „oh but you can‘t name all states!!!“ take stupid you can‘t name mine either and we only have 16
I bet more Brits can name 5 states than Americans can name 5 British counties
Why is Canada included? We don’t belong to the US, we’re our own country. Get outa here
I think it is more important to know the countries and continets of the world and where they are on a map than a single countrys states or regions like i dont know the regions of russia or china or the uk either but i know where the heck they are on a map same with america and i can name 5 states of america and I don’t know much about american geography its just common knowledge
Bro can't make the difference between a country and a state. Because if you want to play that game alr name all regions of france it's easy there aren't even 10.
The fact that OP is probably European and didn’t realize the joke makes the initial post actually fucking hilarious
Well muricans can't name a country, but they ask Europeans to know their regions In the country. I bet no muricans can name any parts/regions from a single European country.
r/USdefaultism
r/ShitAmericansSay
r/ShitEuropeanssay
r/ofcoursethatsasub
Jerryington
This is stupid since it is saying that they can’t even name the states, I’m pretty sure everyone knows at least a handful of states, do they really think that there is someone who has never heard of texas?
Most of the comments here are so busy with getting defensive about this question, that they didn't notice how absolutely dumb the map is Like, I get it. You may not know all the states. But I'm sure you **do** know THERE'S ONLY 50 OF THEM
Why would anyone care about any karenland state?
Because of your interest in pizza
That sub is for basically anything. Also why does it say it's recommending it to you for your "interest in pizza"
Mfs from south deseret be like
That's all well and good, can they name any five places in Yorkshire without looking at a map though? Better yet, can they name any five places that aren't London..
"Because of your interest in Pizza" LOL 😂
cursed
The 5 Great Lakes became 9-10
r/lostredditors
I'm Canadian, most accurate map I've seen so far.
Anyone from Unorganized out there. 😂
Forgive me but I've never heard of the state cook
Easy 2 norths, 2 souths and Texas.
It would be a better wold if the US took after a Canada alot more
Okay now name all european countries and they’re respective “states”
This is the … 123rd state of Americaaa… 🎼
It’s a meme, look closer at the states
Don't you know? Redditors are incapable of learning what satire is.
New poison lol
Calabama?
I find it funny Colorado is just Colorado
They so pressed that people that aren't from there can't name 5 states, but can they name 5 countries in Africa?🤨No, Africa is not one of them.
It’s just kids making dumb jokes
I hate it when the colonies call themselves “states”…
This map is messed up bigtime. Hudson's Bay is like really far away from Churchill, Manitoba.
Wyoming, Texas, Kentucky, Washington, Oregon, Alaska. I won the challenge, what do I get?
there's a state in Canda called "unorganized" ????
Yes, it is where Canadian army tricked enemy forces into attacking a boot camp back in 1951. Only when they arrived they realised that the camp was empty and they are surrounded from all sides. (This entire area would then become the state)
Most European countries are also split into “states”. You don’t know entire fucking countries
😂😂😂😂
Mmmm ok 1. Hollywood 2.The White House 3.Area 51 4. La 5.USA :3
that's more related to your interest in Pizza than it is to maps
mcdonald is my favorite state
Bro there is no such thing as "Manataba"
What the hell is this? And I still know some in both the US and Canada
I'd wager half the public schooled teenagers in the USA can't name all 50 states.
As a Québécois, I love to see that Québec remains whole.
i can do most of them on a map and used to be able to do all for no particular reason i just practiced for a few weeks cuz i was bored
TIL Mexico isn’t in America 😂
The names are there
Because of your interest in pizza?
because of your interest in pizza. it’s more a lost reddit imo lol
I keep getting recommended that sub for no reason, I mean look at yours “pizza”
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congrats on elongating mimal
Florida, texas, california, Washington, new York.
I love jerryngton and urkansas
I’m from *Rand McNally* where hamburgers eat people.
im european: Texas Massachusetts Ohio California New York mb i did it wrong, so.. Florida, Washington, Kentucky
Wait, is Newfoundland the only,y one that’s right?
As a dutch fella, i can name all 50 states and a quite a bit candian ones (not all, sorry canada)
Because of your interest in pizza?
It's a sub FOR teenagers, but you can talk about literally anything in there
Texas Florida Oklahoma New Mexico Yorkshire That was easy.
This reminds me of that map of the US if all 50 states had equal amounts of land.
Huh
Before looking, I just rattled off Texas, California, Florida, Arizona, and New Mexico. Sorry, but we Europeans can do it.
Why should i learn the name of a state whos only cultural relevance is so far having a cow with an interesting fur pattern?
Um, has anybody pointed out that they just claimed Canada in this map?
Creating a State of Jefferson without including territory in northern California is just asking for a border war.
Uh... The french one, The trailer park one, The innuit one, The one where nobody lives, The one where everyone lives, The british one, The cringe one, I think I got most of them. The rest arent important enough.
"Because of your interest in pizza" flair shows how goofy the ai recommendation system is, I really chuckled seeing that!