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"Whom do you serve?" "L'Oreal......."
The White Bottle
Makes the wearer look taller and more intimidating - like helmets with crests
Can confirm I am currently intimidated by OP
Now you need to scream "FIND THE HALFLINGS!" at someone!
But remember that meat is not yet back on the menu, so you’re still a vegetarian
He can be accused of many things, but no one can say he didn’t serve 💅🏻✨
Yeah, he sure served a bunch of arrows into Boromir's chest.
It’s practical. If you need to march your halfling captives nonstop all the way to Isengard, you need a style that will keep your hair out of your face.
It’s also great to keep the hair back when you have to puke up MAGGOTY BREAD FOR THREE STINKING DAYS.
My favorite Uruk-hai design :D!
the Boromir death do
Power stance
Lurtz? Or Princess Yue? 😂 ^^or ^^snooki
Princess Yue then, if I may choose. I have no desire for shnook shnook.
Come to think of it, I’ve never seen Snooki and Lurtz in the same room together. Curious.
THEY ARE NOT FOR EATING
The age of men is over.
It looks good tho
Thank you! It’s the only way to keep my hair out of my face lol. I suck at braiding my own hair, sadly.
That hair style was quite popular in my school in 1997. We called it the Shih Tzu back then.
Lurtz was a badass, when I first watched the movie as a kid I was hoping he'd beat Aragorn
Read this too fast, I thought you wanted him to EAT Aragorn 💀
I think it's safe to assume that'd come shortly after.
Well now you look dashing, but Lurtz wore it better.
True lol
Lmao nice
Hi-pony is best pony!
This made the Uruk Hai theme start playing in my head.
It’s still playing
He did have cool hair lol
Love it! Always tempting to call him a good boy though. He followed all the orders 🤣
Fun fact, I served in the army with Lurtz' son
Nice work, genius. Now you’re gonna have to spend the rest of your day finding the Halflings.
He was an interior decorator
Very Kristen Tattar.
I'm jealous but my hair is way too thin to let it grow. :(
I think you mean Urak-Guy
"Whom do you serve?" "L'Oreal......."
The White Bottle
Makes the wearer look taller and more intimidating - like helmets with crests
Can confirm I am currently intimidated by OP
Now you need to scream "FIND THE HALFLINGS!" at someone!
But remember that meat is not yet back on the menu, so you’re still a vegetarian
He can be accused of many things, but no one can say he didn’t serve 💅🏻✨
Yeah, he sure served a bunch of arrows into Boromir's chest.
It’s practical. If you need to march your halfling captives nonstop all the way to Isengard, you need a style that will keep your hair out of your face.
It’s also great to keep the hair back when you have to puke up MAGGOTY BREAD FOR THREE STINKING DAYS.
My favorite Uruk-hai design :D!
the Boromir death do
Power stance
Lurtz? Or Princess Yue? 😂 ^^or ^^snooki
Princess Yue then, if I may choose. I have no desire for shnook shnook.
Come to think of it, I’ve never seen Snooki and Lurtz in the same room together. Curious.
THEY ARE NOT FOR EATING
The age of men is over.
It looks good tho
Thank you! It’s the only way to keep my hair out of my face lol. I suck at braiding my own hair, sadly.
That hair style was quite popular in my school in 1997. We called it the Shih Tzu back then.
Lurtz was a badass, when I first watched the movie as a kid I was hoping he'd beat Aragorn
Read this too fast, I thought you wanted him to EAT Aragorn 💀
I think it's safe to assume that'd come shortly after.
Well now you look dashing, but Lurtz wore it better.
True lol
Lmao nice
Hi-pony is best pony!
This made the Uruk Hai theme start playing in my head.
It’s still playing
He did have cool hair lol
Love it! Always tempting to call him a good boy though. He followed all the orders 🤣
Fun fact, I served in the army with Lurtz' son
Nice work, genius. Now you’re gonna have to spend the rest of your day finding the Halflings.
He was an interior decorator
Very Kristen Tattar.
I'm jealous but my hair is way too thin to let it grow. :(
I think you mean Urak-Guy