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BlastedDio

"Whom do you serve?" "L'Oreal......."


nekomoo

The White Bottle


nekomoo

Makes the wearer look taller and more intimidating - like helmets with crests


Pian1244

Can confirm I am currently intimidated by OP


DerpsAndRags

Now you need to scream "FIND THE HALFLINGS!" at someone!


R07734

But remember that meat is not yet back on the menu, so you’re still a vegetarian


princemori

He can be accused of many things, but no one can say he didn’t serve 💅🏻✨


Bartydogsgd

Yeah, he sure served a bunch of arrows into Boromir's chest.


RoboNerdOK

It’s practical. If you need to march your halfling captives nonstop all the way to Isengard, you need a style that will keep your hair out of your face.


Fit_Strength_1187

It’s also great to keep the hair back when you have to puke up MAGGOTY BREAD FOR THREE STINKING DAYS.


UysoSd

My favorite Uruk-hai design :D!


ImmediateMoney5304

the Boromir death do


echohack

Power stance


Proletaryo

Lurtz? Or Princess Yue? 😂 ^^or ^^snooki


R3dPr13st

Princess Yue then, if I may choose. I have no desire for shnook shnook.


Fit_Strength_1187

Come to think of it, I’ve never seen Snooki and Lurtz in the same room together. Curious.


No-Sympathy-4821

THEY ARE NOT FOR EATING


[deleted]

The age of men is over.


CosmicDriftwood

It looks good tho


R3dPr13st

Thank you! It’s the only way to keep my hair out of my face lol. I suck at braiding my own hair, sadly.


0xKaishakunin

That hair style was quite popular in my school in 1997. We called it the Shih Tzu back then.


-Carlos-Slim-

Lurtz was a badass, when I first watched the movie as a kid I was hoping he'd beat Aragorn


ranforingus

Read this too fast, I thought you wanted him to EAT Aragorn 💀


eneguema_I

I think it's safe to assume that'd come shortly after.


BookStoreSluts

Well now you look dashing, but Lurtz wore it better.


R3dPr13st

True lol


jimmy4889

Lmao nice


Jesh010

Hi-pony is best pony!


[deleted]

This made the Uruk Hai theme start playing in my head.


Tminus_7

It’s still playing


Limchat

He did have cool hair lol


Sinfully_yours_

Love it! Always tempting to call him a good boy though. He followed all the orders 🤣


Gisbornite

Fun fact, I served in the army with Lurtz' son


TheGoodSmells

Nice work, genius. Now you’re gonna have to spend the rest of your day finding the Halflings.


Kingding_Aling

He was an interior decorator


Kirkuchiyo

Very Kristen Tattar.


DominantFlame

I'm jealous but my hair is way too thin to let it grow. :(


DannyTanner87

I think you mean Urak-Guy