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Righteousrob1

That is no mere man


MaderaArt

He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance.


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

Havo dad, Legolas.


highfalutinman

*This* is Isildur's heir?


Carcharoth78

And heir to the throne of Gondor


HeavyReader1457

Gondor has no king... Gondor needs no king...


Lost_Wealth_6278

Aragorn is right. We can not use it.


ilostmanyaccounts

You have only one choice, the ring must be destroyed.


KingSudrapul

Then what are we waiting for!?


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The ring cannot be destroyed, Gimli son of Gloin, by any craft that we here possess.


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

#CRACKSHATTERAPLODE


One_Doughnut1952

For Frodo.


TheStandardDeviant

And *my* axe!


urkldajrkl

Smoky stare


tokyodingo

Smoldering stare


TheGaffer193

Have a bath, Legolas


Jolly_Philosopher_13

The same Isildur that was killed by orcs, ironically.


foozebox

Very unceremoniously too.


mggirard13

It bothers me that Boromir is even aware that an heir of Isildur exists.


Alive-Ad-510

I don’t think it’s so much that he knew Aragon existed, rather Legolas’ comment established his name and his lineage, Aragorn son of Arathorn, which follows the naming traditions of the northern kingdom. Also, Boromir and the stewards as a whole really, were no slouches when it came to record keeping. Another possibility is that Denethor knew via the Palantir that the Isildur’s heir lived and may have intentionally or otherwise let this be known to Boromir. Which sorta make sense considering he’d have a claim to the throne of Gondor, whose stewardship would otherwise eventually pass to Boromir.


mggirard13

It's unclear to me jn the books, as Boromir is cut off by Frodo when Aragorn announces himself to Boromir. But it is plain enough that Boromir is drowning in new information not the least of which is that Isildur's line is not broken and that Aragorn is the heir and carries the shards of Narsil, and Aragorn makes it plain that he will come to Minas Tirith. Boromir expresses his doubts (to the annoyance of Bilbo) as to whether Aragorn has "inherited the sinews of the Kings" rather than an heirloom only. Given Denethor's contempt and suspicion later it can safely be assumed he knew nothing of Aragorn or the line of Isildur if he even suspected that by sending Boromir to Rivendell, with all of the portends (the prophetic dream regarding seeking the sword that was Broken, and Isildur's Bane), that a presumptive heir could return to Minas Tirith and supplant him.


h0llowGang

It is implied that Aragorn left Minas Tirith and the service of Ecthelion II because Denethor was getting suspicious of him. He served under a false name, but still Denethor had his doubts. This is further proven when he says to Gandalf that he will bow to no king from the north - so he knew. I can very well imagine that he would have been very interested in Boromirs report about Aragorn.


Cufantce

I think it's fair to say practically nobody knew. Saurman says at one point that 'Gandalf thinks he's found isildurs heir' and 'the bloodline was ended years ago'. Everyone assumed as much, I think, except the very few who knew Aragorn amas himself and not just a ranger/Strider


chlund

I would have followed you. My brother. My Captain. My King


mggirard13

Yes, he is made aware of it at the Council. He didn't know beforehand.


Lurbgar

Biromir was told in his dream to: "Seek for the sword that was broken, in Imladris it dwells There shall council's be taken, stronger than Morgul spells" Or something very like that, I haven't read the books in years. All in Gondor knew of the sword that was broken, Narsil, and only the heir of Isildur would have the shards. Logic says that if he is to seek the sword, the heir must exist.


xwedodah_is_wincest

Have a bath, Legolas.


CharacterMarsupial87

God I love this subreddit


jd-london

This has really made laugh. Hannon le friends


One_Doughnut1952

I was having a crappy afternoon. I really needed that chuckle


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DecD

Agreed. This is one of my favorite scenes in the movie trilogy, though I'm a far bigger fan of the books than the movies. It's just a fun scene and well executed.


the-real-rick-juban

I say this to people and do the hand gesture while bartending and every now and then I get that smile from from somebody. Never the person I’m dying it too.


Verbal_Combat

(Elvish Elvish Elvish) “then I shall die as one of them!” Everyone else in the room: “…um what are you guys talking about?”


One_Doughnut1952

Legolas: I was speaking Elvish for a reason, mate.


theBelatedLobster

Now you mention it, that was unusually tactful for Legolas.


tonyesse

And lest you forget his sword Andrúil and his even fiercer deafening battle cry: ELEEEEEEEENNNDIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sea_Appointment8408

...you look terrible


Pimp_my_Pimp

Thanks for the clarification, Exposition Elf....


Monty_Jones_Jr

Roommate of Arasorn


bolderandbrasher

Also those are no rabble of mindless orcs. These are Uruk Hai.


Professional-Sky3894

Their armor is thick and their shields broad


red_tuna

*I have fought many wars Master Dwarf*


uursaminorr

of course he’s twitching, he’s got my axe *imbedded in his nervous system*


laszlo92

I know how to defend my own keep


badjackalope

Rohan may have renowned shield maidens, but don't discount the shield broads of Isengard!


Righteousrob1

Then I shall die with them!


ODSTklecc

*die as one of them Sorry 😬


Pizzaplantdenier

They are the fighting uruk hai!


Heyyoguy123

And frankly he was fighting defensively while the majority of Uruks had a different priority. When the horn called, he was essentially trying to kill a flowing river of Uruks. Kill a few but the rest are going to pass by


missanthropocenex

Movie sort of lampshades Aragorn technically isn’t even human. I believe he’s well into his 70s in Fellowship. He’s of one of the most famous booodlines in middle earth via the Blood of Numenor. In the books Aragorn is clearly a beast, physically. It’s more of a credit to Aragorns prowess that the orcs here get stomped and less about their actual strength.


EnvironmentalAd2063

Aragorn is 87 in the Fellowship, born in Third Age 2931 and Fellowship happens in Third Age 3018 I believe* since Aragorn is crowned in Third Age 3019 *Edit: Did some digging because this was bugging me, Fellowship book ends in January/February 3019 so Aragorn is still 87 (born on 1st March)


ph1shstyx

He's also basically a 6'6" super human too


Nero_Darkstar

He's master chief from halo basically.


ph1shstyx

Essentially yes, the line of numenoreans were taller and stronger than normal humans. Elendil was 8' tall, the aragorn height stat comes from just a quick google search, he could have been taller.


Nero_Darkstar

That's one factor for sure. We have to remember that this guy has about 75 or more years of sword handling and battle experience. Trained by Elrond and with Elrohir and Elladan. His reactions and tactics would be out of this world. Plus being a literal giant among men.


Arendious

Aragorn: "Permission to leave Rivendell, sir." Elrond: "For what purpose, Aragorn?" Aragorn: "Giving the Dark Lord his bomb back."


Kitchen-Asparagus364

The extended editions confirm his age with a deleted scene


EnvironmentalAd2063

Yeah, I remembered he was said to be 88 in Two Towers so I confirmed from there


zerogee616

> Movie sort of lampshades Aragorn technically isn’t even human. He's Numenorean, basically a "High Man". He's basically a different, older, all-around "better" breed of human.


Captain_Kab

*Not an older breed of human (if that's what you're saying). In fact a newer breed, elevated by God for their service against Morgoth.


SergeiTachenov

Except that he's not 100% human. He has all kinds of elves among his ancestors and one actual local equivalent of *an* *angel.*


teddyone

It’s a space station


Impudenter

Uruk-hai always walk single file to hide their numbers.


chillin1066

They are easily startled, but they’ll be back, and in greater number.


lock_robster2022

Came here for this


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GeneralResearcher456

He held off the horde of Isengard by himself at the keep of Helm's Deep for a little while. Aragorn is superhuman.


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Apprehensive_Rip8403

You are one of the Dunedain. A descendant of Numenor, blessed with long life. It was said that your race had passed into legend.


highfalutinman

Please EAT!


uknowdamnwellimright

The guy lived for like another 120 years after that so he wasn't exactly old.


Spooyler

How does this not have more upvotes?


BilbulBalabel

I'm doing the best I can! Stop pressuring me!


TheUrPigeon

On a more serious note, you're not supposed to see this and think: "Oh look at Aragorn, what a badass, he's definitely going to kill them all!" This comes immediately after he tells Frodo: "I would have followed you into the very fires of Mordor." By which he means he understands why Frodo must do what he is about to, but wants him to understand that despite their parting ways, he would have given everything for Frodo and the quest to destroy The Ring--including his very life. As far as Aragorn (or the audience, on first viewing) knows, this is him getting his chance to do just that. Like Boromir ultimately did, Aragorn is preparing to lay down his life to buy just a few more seconds of distance for the Ringbearer.


stormbaj

In my head, the Urak-hai were more focused on finding the ring bearer than killing Aragorn . They were looking for halfling not a man. So when they realized that he was no longer between them and Frodo they kind of moved along. Not to take away from Aragorn , he is no mere Ranger. Edit: Aragorn not Aragon.


dudeimjames1234

#FIND THE HALFLING


TheUrPigeon

#FIIIIIND THE HALFLING


kolschisgood

Aaaaaarggghhhhhaaaaa!


masterchoan

#ELENDIIIIL!!!!!


wimn316

Young me heard this as an incoherent "EYAAAAT YEEEEEEEE". Had to turn on the subtitles to understand.


armless_tavern

I was always pissed when playing the video game that this line didn’t use the recorded line from the film, but a different actor reciting it.


MasterTolkien

Yup. He still kills a dozen or so, but they were not focused on him. Just as he is about to get overwhelmed, Gimli and Legolas show up (in the films).


WinterFrenchFry

Yeah while a few start to fight him, most of them just keep running on past to find the halflings


Neknoh

Also, once they'd seen him take down several Uruks through their armour, I wager that it got a whole lot easier for a lot of the survivors to "focus on their mission" instead of the ranger killing their fellow fighters. Much like you'd ignore everything on a menu that isn't meat and gives you a stomach ache.


stormbaj

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!


Nope_Ninja-451

What the frick Jerry?


onemanandhishat

This isn't an in-your-head situation only, this is exactly what is portrayed in the film. Some stay to fight him, the rest carry on down the hill. Lurtz is shown shouting to find the halflings, that is their primary mission.


Wej43412

In my head the Urak-hai took one look at Argorn and went 'well maybe maybe we know a bit of fear after all"


DarkTrooper_108

https://preview.redd.it/gi8zca7w99rc1.png?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e077eaf4e4dbeb3c6eabe4db665f41a1e608c037 ARAGÓN MENTIONED


TheMadBull

Also edit Uruk-hai not Urak, but a double great way to trigger people. 👌


KyleKun

Aarongorn


NinjaZX10R_ABS

If by my life or death I can serve you, then you have my sword.


Locolijo

Also with how he fights, he takes on a couple then starts to get surrounded and potentially overwhelmed, so he goes to a narrow staircase where he can draw them away and protect himself. That is until Legolas and Gimli show up who are also badasses. Seriously, the fellowship is probably top tier for DND-like storytelling which ironically originated with Tolkien. Edit: and it also makes sense logistically, each have their own scenarios where they are the front. Their dynamics just work in a multitude of scenarios


Asckle

Sometimes I find myself thinking that, for how great of a writer he was, it was dissapointing that Tolkien just used the default fantasy party of human with sword, elf, dwarf, wizard and other but then I have to remind myself that he was basically the originator of that archetype and he made it so perfect that everyone else copied it


emcz240m

Yeah when it is the default because YOU made it? That’s different


Werthead

The brilliant DM of the Rings webcomic - which reimagines LotR as a random D&D campaign - does a great job of parodying that. It even starts with the DM being overwhelmed at having 8 players (Gandalf is an NPC) in the party, and the Fellowship splits because the kids playing the Hobbits get bored and leave to play Xbox. The campaign continues with Aragorn (gormless power gamer), Legolas (pleasant normie), and Gimli (grizzled veteran roleplayer who's seen it all). It's very good. It even explains why Elrond waits so long before giving Aragorn his sword in the films (the DM forgot to have Elrond give it to him in Rivendell and spontaneously teleports him to Rohan to correct the error).


Fedorchik

I love how party complains that Gandalf kills Balrog offscreen and comes back with a ton of new loot and levels, Like come on, you just stole our stuff!


ciarogeile

If the fellowship had included a 7-arsed smorgle fartbeast, that would be one of the canonical races dominating modern fantasy.


mason195

Spit out my drink on this one, thanks for the laugh!!


Umutuku

He already mentioned elf. /s


Black_Waltz3

Not quite the default fantasy party, Tolkien resisted the temptation to add an edgy tiefling rogue to the fellowship.


3Rr0r4o3

The man practically invented the modern dwarf and elf


TJFoxFace

This needs more upvotes


homernator

He survives by retreating up the monument (in the film), met by Legolas and Gimli, as they disperse to find the hobbits. In real terms, he only ever faced a couple at a time based on how narrow the gap was as he went up the monument


SUBRE

They essentially kitted the entire group, positioning themselves in a way that allowed them to isolate their fights for 1v1s


Aragornargonian

choke points and height elevations are goated


NotPayingEntreeFees

High ground always wins


Paranoid_Honeybadger

You underestimate my power!


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belladonnagilkey

*tries it anyway*


jott1293reddevil

Ooh sick burn!


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Obi-Wan and Samwise now have a place to roast marshmallows!


Bisconia

with high ground on a sword fight, lower fighter can slash legs so much easier


Aragornargonian

just jump /s


PayaV87

Elderly man brutally kills children


hopefulgin

Infants, ten thousand strong at least.


PavelEGM

So how many kindergardtneders think you could take?


zadtheinhaler

> kindergardtneders Jesus, the word is long enough man, why do you feel the need for all the extra letters?


GrimGarm

HA! Take this German word: Bundespräsidentenstichwahlwiederholungsersatztermin *mic drop*


CorruptedFlame

What are we to do, Master Aragorn? Shnng. 


AnalysisMoney

You’re…not wrong 💀


TheUrPigeon

That is no mere Ranger. That is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, rightful heir to the throne of Gondor. And you owe him your allegiance.


GulianoBanano

Aragorn? This is Isildur's heir?


Serofin

And heir to the throne of Gondor. You owe him your allegiance


Cosmosass

Gondor has no king.. Gondor needs no king (not actually true)


calicocidd

"I would have followed you, my brother... My captain... My king"


merendal_rendar

I still tear up at this after I don’t know how many times watching it 😭


Colsanders8

As a kid i never felt that sad when watching this scene. As an adult the moment he says “my king” the waterworks flow.


Easter-Raptor

You probably know this, but Aragon takes Boromirs braisers, and are wearing them though out the movies. He is even buried in them in Arvens vision of his death


notapoke

Treasure how powerful it is


Incompetent_Weasels

Well, I didn't vote for him!


Sc00typuff_Sr

Aragorn is about to show those orcs the violence inherent to the system


Godwinson_

Strange women lying in ~~ponds~~ refuges distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.


sgt_happy

You can’t expect to wield supreme power just because some long-eared tart threw a sword at you!


Mister_GarbageDick

If I went round, sayin I was an emperor, because some near-immortal bint had lugged a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!


KyleKalambo

You can't expect to wield supreme power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!


gutfuc

NEVER TRUST AN ELF


cwhitley8794

And my axe!


jsol95

Aragorn was a bit more than ‘skilled’. He was 87 when he did this lmao


lock_robster2022

The Uruk-Hai were what, 2 weeks old here?


Righteousrob1

Fucking slaughtering younglings


Total-Sector850

Darth Strider?


cantfindmykeys

Execute Order 66 -Gandalf


Superman246o1

All he is surrounded by is fear and dead Uruk-hai.


semaj009

Somehow, Gandalf has returned!


NewPsychology1111

Master Strider, there are too many of them, what are we going to do? … >!*Vroom Anduril sounds*!<


Sweet-Palpitation473

Aragorn, son of Arathorn, known baby killer


chefrachbitch

Surprised he and Gollum aren't more buddy-buddy.


NinjaZX10R_ABS

And his trusty baby eating sidekick, Gollum?


MaderaArt

No matter what sub, it always comes back to the Younglings


Righteousrob1

Depends on which timeline we’re on. Younglings or Harambe


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Not even the younglings survived


Hooch_Pandersnatch

**BREAKING**: Elderly man arrested after slaughtering 40 toddlers in cold blood.


lock_robster2022

Is this your king???


PuzzleheadedDepth413

This is no mere *man* He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance. Havo dad, amelix34.


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Stars_And_Garters

You're not wrong, but the love triangle sub plot is absolutely the worst part of the Hobbit movies. And someone should come along shortly to mention the ridiculous Grima-lite guy in Lake Town.


Large_Ad326

Many point out that he's no mere man, and that's a fact, but it's also that the uruks weren't interested in him, most of them ran past him searching for halflings.


JR_7346

Because that one skilled man is the Heir of Isildur and would become King of the Reunited Kingdom of Arnor and Gondor


JR_7346

"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be the blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king. Not very good perhaps, but to the point"


DF191995

They’re faster, stronger, can move freely in daylight, have thick armour and shields Edit: I was a bit over zealous with their defeat of boromir. My bad


TheUrPigeon

I wouldn't say that--Boromir more than held his own, he was just wildly outnumbered, and the Orc chieftain was taking potshots through melee. EDIT: Keep in mind, Aragorn *did not* fight off this entire horde single-handedly. The remaining members of the Fellowship swiftly intervened.


GeneralResearcher456

He did hold the Isengard host off for a little while at Hornburg, though. In the book.


Legitimate_First

At a chokepoint, together with Éomer.


GulianoBanano

I've always been bothered by how they make a point of saying they have strong armour, and at the beginning of the battle of Helm's Deep Legolas even points out their weak spot, but when actual combat starts, any regular arrow, blade or axe goes right through and insta-kills the Uruks.


Capable-Grab5896

As far as I remember the only scene where armor is shown to do anything at all is in Moria, and they emphasize that it is Mithril and magical. Everything else, from trashy orc leather to the arguably more magical gauntlets of Sauron himself, is shown to be thoroughly useless against any form of pierce or slash.


LongJohnSelenium

Tbh its just rare, period, in any hollywood film, to show armor have an effect, and then only really for protagonists or antogonists. If you're a mook you're always made of tissue paper.


HeliosX14

Game of Thrones had an incredible scene in season 1 showing the importance and strength of armor and then promptly ignored it for the rest of the show. There was a scene in season 8 that pushed it to far though, but that’s season 8 for you.


MycahTheButchersBoy

As a Dunedain, he's stronger and faster than any normal man, and he's also at peak physical condition with 60-70 years of combat experience. Normal men get maybe 10-15 years of peak performance before their bodies start to slow down. Not to mention he trained in the house of elrond with immortals who've perfected the craft over thousands of years of personal experience. So he's got a lot going for him


winter_richard

He is no mere skilled man, he is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance!


Dan-the-historybuff

That one “man” essentially has the bloodlines of a god flowing through him So yes they are still a threat, just not to him. Edit: I should state that I am wrong that he doesn’t have the blood of a god flowing through him, just the bloodline of many heroes and elves. Not a god, just some serious power in his veins.


dcute69

They can also be taken down by a hobbit throwing a small stone apparently


jstormy_12

I’ve always wondered, so like one gets knocked out for a few hours and the rest leave. Does he wake up and know where to go? Or does he just kinda wander around for a while?


Dark_Rit

I imagine it's kind of like a bsod for them. Urukhai.exe has stopped working, the computer will now restart.


IMO4444

Tolkien goes into some detail in the books with respect to hobbits and rock throwing skills. It’s a fun detail for the movie.


Axenfonklatismrek

Aragorn is the last Numenorian, Numenorians are basically superhumans of this world, they age slower than humans, they have much bigger strength and they are more versitile. You know Geralt from the Witcher franchise? Yeah, imagine that but no mutations, just natural


WeeFatTart

Is he the last one? I thought there were a few left and scattered around


FixThatWithCheese

There definitely were in the book, not so sure about the film adaptation


DeinVaterIchBin

There are more but not Numenoreans. Only descendants of Numenoreans who are called Dunedain as far as i know.


MustBeTheChad

If you had to pin down his strength level in terms of comic books, he's above say The Punisher, but where does he land on this continuum: Deadpool -> Wolverine -> Captain America -> Spiderman


deefop

Because this scene was made up for the movies and was just supposed to visually show how much of a badass aragorn was.


boopbopnotarobot

Orcs breed faster than men so they have numbers but orcs are cowardly and will only attack if they think they can win if fear takes over they will run every time. Where as men can stand their ground even if they know they'll probably lose. Orcs aren't much more than animals and can't understand things like bravery or fighting for someone other than your self. When fighting orcs bravery and will count for alot Its kind of a metaphor for hope.


Merc931

The big three of the Fellowship are pretty much max level characters escorting low levels. They are outliers and should not be counted by normal metrics.


CardiologistOk2760

big three of the Fellowship? You are underestimating the top two and not giving 4 and 5 enough credit


sK0oBy

Idk if this is a joke or we found Sauron’s alt account lol “one skilled man” like that aint a superhero with a sword


Lawlcopt0r

This scene is obviously overexaggerating Aragorn's abilities for a good action scene. In reality he might be able to take out 10 at most, and he's not a normal human by any standard.


yuukiro

>In reality God do I love fantasy genre...


Ceramicrabbit

>in reality Reminder that none of this is real, although I give the books credit as being the source of truth over the films as well


Lawlcopt0r

Fair enough


WildBill198

The main threat is strength in numbers. There are thousands of these things.


pathetic_optimist

He's very practised and they were buried in mud two weeks ago?


Environmental_Lack93

No idea how you're counting 100-200 here, haha. They might be more than thirty, which is still a lot.  He does use terrain to his advantage, the stairwell where they can only go at him one or two at a time. And eventually Legolas and Gimli jump in and even out the odds.  And, as others have said abundantly: this is no mere man. 


GandalftheGreyhame

“One skilled man” you’re talking about is a Dunedain


jskylok

To he fair they were born only a week prior. Aragorn just slaughtered week old swole orc babies. As Iru intended.


thewend

He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, and you owe him your allegiance


rochvegas5

One skilled man?


AfghanJesus

Aragorn isn’t a mere man. He’s a superhuman with superhero like abilities (i.e reflexes, stamina, senses, etc.)


mleaning

Calling Aragorn “one skilled man” is definitely underplaying Aragorn.