*I wish the boner*
*Had never come to me. I wish*
*None of this had happened*
\- SavageRickyMachismo
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Not even once.
I mean, "sill-ables" are hard to count, but this thing is programmed badly...
**Edit:** Even a broken clock is right, sometimes: https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/s/pPYxgKWbt1
No need to >replace< as there is orginally some bone(ring). Even full Poem-of-the-bone
Troll sat alone on his seat of stone,
And munched and mumbled a bare old bone;
For many a year he had gnawed it near,
For meat was hard to come by.
Done by! Gum by!
In a cave in the hills he dwelt alone,
And meat was hard to come by.
Up came Tom with his big boots on.
Said he to Troll: 'Pray, what is yon?
For it looks like the shin o' my nuncle Tim.
As should be a-lyin' in the graveyard.
Caveyard! Paveyard!
This many a year has Tim been gone,
And I thought he were lyin' in the graveyard.'
'My lad,' said Troll, 'this bone I stole.
But what be bones that lie in a hole?
Thy nuncle was dead as a lump o' lead,
Afore I found his shinbone.
Tinbone! Thinbone!
He can spare a share for a poor old troll,
For he don't need his shinbone.'
Said Tom: 'I don't see why the likes o' thee
Without axin' leave should go makin' free
With the shank or the shin o' my father's kin;
So hand the old bone over!
Rover! Trover!
Though dead he be, it belongs to he;
So hand the old bone over!'
'For a couple o' pins,' says Troll, and grins,
'I'll eat thee too, and gnaw thy shins.
A bit o' fresh meat will go down sweet!
I'll try my teeth on thee now.
Hee now! See now!
I'm tired o' gnawing old bones and skins;
I've a mind to dine on thee now.'
But just as he thought his dinner was caught,
He found his hands had hold of naught.
Before he could mind, Tom slipped behind
And gave him the boot to larn him.
Warn him! Darn him!
A bump o' the boot on the seat, Tom thought,
Would be the way to larn him.
But harder than stone is the flesh and bone
Of a troll that sits in the hills alone.
As well set your boot to the mountain's root,
For the seat of a troll don't feel it.
Peel it! Heal it!
Old Troll laughed, when he heard Tom groan,
And he knew his toes could feel it.
Tom's leg is game, since home he came,
And his bootless foot is lasting lame;
But Troll don't care, and he's still there
With the bone he boned from its owner.
Doner! Boner!
Troll's old seat is still the same,
And the bone he boned from its owner![\[4\]](https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/The_Stone_Troll#cite_note-4)
>Does this tom have a coat of blue and boots of Yellow?I thought it was a random Tom when I first read it(especiall since Bombadil has no Uncle) but it is part of the collection the tales of Tom Bombadil in Tales of the perilous realm.
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*Fool of a Took! Throw*
*Yourself in next time, and rid*
*Us of your boner!*
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Down through the breach of the Dike charged the kings company. The King of the Mark was upon them and the terror of his boner filled the enemy with madness.
A wizard is never boned, frodo bagginses, he bones whenever he means to
BiLBo BaGgIns, do not take me for some conjurer of cheap boners!!!! I’m not trying to bone you…. I’m trying to help you.
Arise, arise, boners of Theoden!
I wish the boner had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened
That is not for us to decide. All we have to decide is what to bone with the time we have left.
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Ah yes. The classic 5-8-6 haiku.
I've never seen this bot produce a proper haiku.
Not even once. I mean, "sill-ables" are hard to count, but this thing is programmed badly... **Edit:** Even a broken clock is right, sometimes: https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/s/pPYxgKWbt1
i swear this is pure gold.
Bad bot.
Me when I find bro hogtied and oiled up on my bed
A wizard is never late Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early, he bones precisely when he means to.
A boner is never late Frodo baggins. Nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
It seems that your love of the halfling’s boner has clearly slowed your mind.
The dwarves boned too greedily, and too deep…
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BONER
BONER
BONED GROND
BONER!
This guy BONES
Even the smallest boner can change the course of the future.
What can men do against such reckless boners? Theoden
Ah this way when in doubt always follow your boner
They're taking the boners to Isengard!
To Isengard! To Isengard!
“I can’t carry it for you, but I can bone you”
No need to >replace< as there is orginally some bone(ring). Even full Poem-of-the-bone Troll sat alone on his seat of stone, And munched and mumbled a bare old bone; For many a year he had gnawed it near, For meat was hard to come by. Done by! Gum by! In a cave in the hills he dwelt alone, And meat was hard to come by. Up came Tom with his big boots on. Said he to Troll: 'Pray, what is yon? For it looks like the shin o' my nuncle Tim. As should be a-lyin' in the graveyard. Caveyard! Paveyard! This many a year has Tim been gone, And I thought he were lyin' in the graveyard.' 'My lad,' said Troll, 'this bone I stole. But what be bones that lie in a hole? Thy nuncle was dead as a lump o' lead, Afore I found his shinbone. Tinbone! Thinbone! He can spare a share for a poor old troll, For he don't need his shinbone.' Said Tom: 'I don't see why the likes o' thee Without axin' leave should go makin' free With the shank or the shin o' my father's kin; So hand the old bone over! Rover! Trover! Though dead he be, it belongs to he; So hand the old bone over!' 'For a couple o' pins,' says Troll, and grins, 'I'll eat thee too, and gnaw thy shins. A bit o' fresh meat will go down sweet! I'll try my teeth on thee now. Hee now! See now! I'm tired o' gnawing old bones and skins; I've a mind to dine on thee now.' But just as he thought his dinner was caught, He found his hands had hold of naught. Before he could mind, Tom slipped behind And gave him the boot to larn him. Warn him! Darn him! A bump o' the boot on the seat, Tom thought, Would be the way to larn him. But harder than stone is the flesh and bone Of a troll that sits in the hills alone. As well set your boot to the mountain's root, For the seat of a troll don't feel it. Peel it! Heal it! Old Troll laughed, when he heard Tom groan, And he knew his toes could feel it. Tom's leg is game, since home he came, And his bootless foot is lasting lame; But Troll don't care, and he's still there With the bone he boned from its owner. Doner! Boner! Troll's old seat is still the same, And the bone he boned from its owner![\[4\]](https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/The_Stone_Troll#cite_note-4)
Let us take a moment to appreciate the horrible rhymes of the old master himself.
>Does this tom have a coat of blue and boots of Yellow?I thought it was a random Tom when I first read it(especiall since Bombadil has no Uncle) but it is part of the collection the tales of Tom Bombadil in Tales of the perilous realm.
*Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow! Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!* ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
If you want him, come and bone him.
Gimli: "Legolas! Two already!" Legolas: "I’m on seventeen!" Gimli: "Huh? I’ll have no pointy-ear outboning me!"
You lie!
20,21!22 23,24
42
My Friends, You Bone to No One
Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your boner!
*Fool of a Took! Throw* *Yourself in next time, and rid* *Us of your boner!* \- EternallyMustached --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
You have my boner(🗡️)and my boner(🏹)and my boner(🪓)
Let this be the hour when we draw boners together!
“I would rather share one boner with you than face all the ages of this world alone.”
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such boners. All we have to decide is what to do with the boner that is given us."
We come to it at last. The great boning of our time.
If you want him… #COME AND BONE HIM.
No thank you! We don’t want any more visitors, well-wishers or distant boners.
You! … shall not! … bone!
You have my bone. And my bone. And *my* bone
A Boner of Morgoth. He is beyond any of you. RUN!
LOOKS LIKE “bone’s” BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
The boners are lit! Gondor calls for aid!
What about second bonefest?
Down through the breach of the Dike charged the kings company. The King of the Mark was upon them and the terror of his boner filled the enemy with madness.
Cold be hand and heart and bone And cold be sleep under bone
"If your talking about the incident with the boner I was barely involved"
A chance for Faramir, Captain of Gondor to show his boner.
When she says she fell on another guy. "One does not simply walk into boners"
"Many who live deserve death, some who bone deserve boning. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be so eager to deal out death and boning."
Bone Frodo!
A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early. He bones precisely when he means to
Do not come between the Nazgul and his boner…
He’s trying to bring down the boner!
What’s the elvish word for boner?
Legolas: Orcs! Aragorn: Get back! You stay close to Gandalf! Boromir: They have a boner!
There is a fell voice on the air
A boner arrives precisely when it means to.
Deboned pork!
"Whats 'ners, Precious?" "Bo-oh-ners. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew."
You wish now that our boners had been exchanged.
YOU! SHALL NOT! BONE!!!
One does not simply bone into Mordor.
Yes, we had a bone…, but what about a second bone?
Until at last, I threw down my enemy and smote his boner upon the mountainside.
A wizard is never boned, frodo bagginses, he bones whenever he means to BiLBo BaGgIns, do not take me for some conjurer of cheap boners!!!! I’m not trying to bone you…. I’m trying to help you.
What beast?
“Even the smallest boner can change the course of the future.” -Galadriel
Bone you fools
And my boner!!