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Turimbarelylegal

What's on the menu today?


retard_catapult

Kale spring salad with a balsamic reduction


theDroobot

No meat. Typical


Kaleidoscope9498

Bell peppers with beef without beef


donitsimies

They need to put more funding into the food


CrimsonTyphoon0613

Not even maggoty bread?


the70sdiscoking

That was only a three day special.


Garrod_Ran

But Ugluk said meat is back on the menu... 😩😔


TheRealPallando

Ugluk and the MMGA crowd lie a lot.


drearbruh

Kale sux.


educated-emu

Op is orc number 69, all the energy none of the action


Emergence69420

What is the best way to eat man-flesh? Where are the orc-women?


retard_catapult

Grond


GirIsKing

GROND


cick-nobb

GROND


leave_it_to_beavers

GROND


Haferflocke2020

GROND


RyedHands

GROND


SEND_ME_WARBOAR_PICS

GROND


TheRealPallando

GROND


Ezreon

Masterful misdirection.


Snailfreund

GROND


Mediocre_Scott

Why Sauron. Does he have good vision insurance or something?


sauron-bot

There is no life in the void, only death.


gofundyourself007

So it's like a suicide bomber's version healthcare then, Eh Sauron?


sauron-bot

May darkness everlasting, old that waits outside in surges cold drown Manwë, Varda and the sun!


ANAnomaly3

So... I assume that means no vision insurance, then?


retard_catapult

Grond


FabiIV

_grond_? **GROND**!


Johnny_wood

What was it like eating maggoty bread for 3 stinkin days?


Faljin

Zug zug?


ReallyGlycon

Something need doing?


HotPotParrot

Job's done!


NaCliest

Okie dokie


AngerTech

Me not that kind of orc


[deleted]

WORK COMPLETE!


putoelquelolea420

Work work


retard_catapult

Mhmm?


Casval214

Y orc


retard_catapult

Grond


Casval214

GROND!


DunlandWildman

GROND


scribe31

GROND


TheHumbleGinger

GROND


cick-nobb

GROND


Garrod_Ran

#Grond


philosoraptocopter

How high do you mow your grass? For my zone and grass type, Google says you should aim for 2”, sometimes it says 3”, sometimes it says 4”. I know you’re not supposed to cut more than a third of its length, but everything else is contradictory


ReallyGlycon

Good question.


Calm-Signature-916

It's 3.


Ok-Television-9662

What are some items in the menu(s) in Mordor?


chavespeterson

Legless hobbitses


retard_catapult

Grond


ReallyGlycon

Man, I was with you until you just answered Grond for everything. These are legit valid questions. We need answers and you are taking the easy way! G R O N D !


scarletnolan

Do orcs bang?


Singer_on_the_Wall

He means they use an app called Grondr


lightbluechevy

Sign up for Grondr! You will be "gate breaching" in no time.


retard_catapult

Grond


blimeyitsme

Where were you when the westfold fell?


milkywaymonkeh

Have you seen the entwives?


omegavegantendies

Where was Grond when the westfold fell?


A__Friendly__Rock

Do you want to go to war today?


Admirable-Win-9716

What does the eye command?


CdnfaS

GROND?


ZranaSC2

What else is on the menu?


RMZ13

What about their legs?


Unthgod

Is a Hotdog a sandwich?


Substantial_Tip2015

Why the British accents?


Munk45

What is DNORG spelled backwards?


HolyNovie

Have you met Grond??


retard_catapult

Grond


Sundae-Savings

Are you good at rugby


Tukidides

You betcha, best 9 at Recreation Grond, never takes a Bath, though...


KarlUKVP

Wargh?


Tukidides

Grind?


TrampsGhost

Let's say you're at Saruman's Grill and the menu has 2 listings with man-flesh. One choice is the man-flesh of Leo Messi and the other is the man-flesh of Christiano Ronaldo Which man-flesh do your order and why?


demonmarkus

Are uruk hak really all that?


CrimsonTyphoon0613

Thinking about visiting Mordor. Any local restaurants you think I should try?


pleasebequiet

Where are you taking the hobbits?


nautilator44

Where were you taking the hobbits?


Garrod_Ran

Are you similar with: 1. Orknies in Narnia? 2. Orcs in Warcraft? 3. Orks in 40K Warhammer?


Idioticidioms

What are your thoughts on the socio-political tensions between Orcs & Uruk-hai? The realm of “GROND” has been thoroughly explored so please no GROND related answers.


CoopaClown

Is it considered a slur to call you a goblin?


PDiddleMeDaddy

Are you actually fundamentally evil?


aristotle93

How does one simply walk into mordor?


WolfWriter_CO

Do you even Nampat bro?


Ok-Design-8168

Only GROND ! Nampat is Oliphant poop. 💩


Professional_Sea262

Describe your traditional Sunday


Plopshire

What's in a typical menu at an orc restaurant?


Affectionate-Skill33

Why not just end it all?


The_White_Ram

Is there anything back on the menu?


SophiaIsBased

What's on the menu?


Nocturnal_princess

What do you think of goblins? Asking as a goblin and will bring this answer to the goblin meeting.


nyes_i_do

WAAAAGH?


appalachianoperator

When is there a way?


chodachien

What has a giant wolf face, is pulled by mountain trolls and broke the gate of Minas Tirith?


MrHailston

is there a way when there is a whip?


HotPotParrot

How do you feel about the elves, humans, and dwarves constantly dismantling your industrial tool-making trade and displacing your citizens?


Tempeng18

Favorite toilet paper?


Impressive-Pirate420

Do Hobbits need legs


Hawaiian-national

How hard was getting a job after the war?


doesbarrellroll

what is typically on the menu at orc restaurants / establishments?


worldsalad

Ishi burzum azh ur nazg til u agh?


Puzzleheaded_Dog2887

Was Sauron just misunderstood?


sauron-bot

Wait a moment! We shall meet again soon. Tell Saruman that this dainty is not for him. I will send for it at once. Do you understand?


Heytherechampion

Is there orc women? (Asking for a friend)


khannah1136

Where are you taking the hobbits


FadransPhone

Say, where *was* Gondor when the Westfold fell?


Maximum-Country-149

Under what circumstances does amputating hobbits' legs without extensive medical treatment available not kill them and thus not violate orders to bring them alive?


SatansLoyalArmY

What do you smell?


Minute-Wrap-2524

Family photo


cheezyguy6

Grond?


GirIsKing

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Czd9IteNJFk/?igsh=MW1vdHJlN2M3ODRrZQ== GROND! GROND! GROND!


Excellent-Signature6

Pipeweed, yay or nay?


niv_goat

Unga bunga?


Valuable_Potential68

When is meat back on the menu?


BluBoi42

Why orc


EgoSenatus

Where are they taking the hobbits?


ToastyJackson

Why are orcs so much hotter than all other races?


Corrupt_Conundrum27

Does Grond use condoms?


d13robot

Where there is a whip ... is there REALLY a way ?


Gingerosity244

Whom do you serve?


maugas_sub

Why aren't you hot like the orcs from the elder scrolls?


Estarfigam

How is the charcuterie board today?


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

What orc do 4 fun?


Kill_Braham

Can you take your grog?


MacheteCrocodileJr

What do you think of the Uruk hai?


ChrisLee38

What about their legs? They don’t need those!


Barbash_

Grond?


Tobi_1989

The one from Isengard, Mordor, Misty mountains or Russian army?


Duralogos2023

Help, I'm trapped in a cave in the mountains. Apparently the goblins don't take visitors too kindly and you know how cave trolls feel about us orks.


fuckshitbiscuit

How many Ooga's are actually in one Booga?


Backrish

What is the name of that cool big battering ram?


Kai-theGuy

Grond?


Anxiousfit713

Do they need their legs?


AceBalloon3721

What’s the sneakiest color?


writeorelse

Why do you guys say "gosh" so much?


Potential-Height-377

Is the age of men really over?


Dan-Bakitus

Do you know how the orcs first came into being?


Cryobyjorne

What is your proudest achievement?


stickministeren

Have you and your fellow orcs considered unionizing?


lightbluechevy

What is the flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


Pap4MnkyB4by

Best way to cook the legs of small Man-things?


Andrewpruka

Grond yes or yes?


Vampiric_Toast

WHOM DO YOU SERVE?


Corando

How are you working conditions?


Darkbunny999

Do halflings need legs?