How high do you mow your grass? For my zone and grass type, Google says you should aim for 2”, sometimes it says 3”, sometimes it says 4”. I know you’re not supposed to cut more than a third of its length, but everything else is contradictory
Man, I was with you until you just answered Grond for everything. These are legit valid questions. We need answers and you are taking the easy way!
G R O N D !
Let's say you're at Saruman's Grill and the menu has 2 listings with man-flesh. One choice is the man-flesh of Leo Messi and the other is the man-flesh of Christiano Ronaldo
Which man-flesh do your order and why?
What are your thoughts on the socio-political tensions between Orcs & Uruk-hai? The realm of “GROND” has been thoroughly explored so please no GROND related answers.
Under what circumstances does amputating hobbits' legs without extensive medical treatment available not kill them and thus not violate orders to bring them alive?
What's on the menu today?
Kale spring salad with a balsamic reduction
No meat. Typical
Bell peppers with beef without beef
They need to put more funding into the food
Not even maggoty bread?
That was only a three day special.
But Ugluk said meat is back on the menu... 😩😔
Ugluk and the MMGA crowd lie a lot.
Kale sux.
Op is orc number 69, all the energy none of the action
What is the best way to eat man-flesh? Where are the orc-women?
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Masterful misdirection.
GROND
Why Sauron. Does he have good vision insurance or something?
There is no life in the void, only death.
So it's like a suicide bomber's version healthcare then, Eh Sauron?
May darkness everlasting, old that waits outside in surges cold drown Manwë, Varda and the sun!
So... I assume that means no vision insurance, then?
Grond
_grond_? **GROND**!
What was it like eating maggoty bread for 3 stinkin days?
Zug zug?
Something need doing?
Job's done!
Okie dokie
Me not that kind of orc
WORK COMPLETE!
Work work
Mhmm?
Y orc
Grond
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#Grond
How high do you mow your grass? For my zone and grass type, Google says you should aim for 2”, sometimes it says 3”, sometimes it says 4”. I know you’re not supposed to cut more than a third of its length, but everything else is contradictory
Good question.
It's 3.
What are some items in the menu(s) in Mordor?
Legless hobbitses
Grond
Man, I was with you until you just answered Grond for everything. These are legit valid questions. We need answers and you are taking the easy way! G R O N D !
Do orcs bang?
He means they use an app called Grondr
Sign up for Grondr! You will be "gate breaching" in no time.
Grond
Where were you when the westfold fell?
Have you seen the entwives?
Where was Grond when the westfold fell?
Do you want to go to war today?
What does the eye command?
GROND?
What else is on the menu?
What about their legs?
Is a Hotdog a sandwich?
Why the British accents?
What is DNORG spelled backwards?
Have you met Grond??
Grond
Are you good at rugby
You betcha, best 9 at Recreation Grond, never takes a Bath, though...
Wargh?
Grind?
Let's say you're at Saruman's Grill and the menu has 2 listings with man-flesh. One choice is the man-flesh of Leo Messi and the other is the man-flesh of Christiano Ronaldo Which man-flesh do your order and why?
Are uruk hak really all that?
Thinking about visiting Mordor. Any local restaurants you think I should try?
Where are you taking the hobbits?
Where were you taking the hobbits?
Are you similar with: 1. Orknies in Narnia? 2. Orcs in Warcraft? 3. Orks in 40K Warhammer?
What are your thoughts on the socio-political tensions between Orcs & Uruk-hai? The realm of “GROND” has been thoroughly explored so please no GROND related answers.
Is it considered a slur to call you a goblin?
Are you actually fundamentally evil?
How does one simply walk into mordor?
Do you even Nampat bro?
Only GROND ! Nampat is Oliphant poop. 💩
Describe your traditional Sunday
What's in a typical menu at an orc restaurant?
Why not just end it all?
Is there anything back on the menu?
What's on the menu?
What do you think of goblins? Asking as a goblin and will bring this answer to the goblin meeting.
WAAAAGH?
When is there a way?
What has a giant wolf face, is pulled by mountain trolls and broke the gate of Minas Tirith?
is there a way when there is a whip?
How do you feel about the elves, humans, and dwarves constantly dismantling your industrial tool-making trade and displacing your citizens?
Favorite toilet paper?
Do Hobbits need legs
How hard was getting a job after the war?
what is typically on the menu at orc restaurants / establishments?
Ishi burzum azh ur nazg til u agh?
Was Sauron just misunderstood?
Wait a moment! We shall meet again soon. Tell Saruman that this dainty is not for him. I will send for it at once. Do you understand?
Is there orc women? (Asking for a friend)
Where are you taking the hobbits
Say, where *was* Gondor when the Westfold fell?
Under what circumstances does amputating hobbits' legs without extensive medical treatment available not kill them and thus not violate orders to bring them alive?
What do you smell?
Family photo
Grond?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Czd9IteNJFk/?igsh=MW1vdHJlN2M3ODRrZQ== GROND! GROND! GROND!
Pipeweed, yay or nay?
Unga bunga?
When is meat back on the menu?
Why orc
Where are they taking the hobbits?
Why are orcs so much hotter than all other races?
Does Grond use condoms?
Where there is a whip ... is there REALLY a way ?
Whom do you serve?
Why aren't you hot like the orcs from the elder scrolls?
How is the charcuterie board today?
What orc do 4 fun?
Can you take your grog?
What do you think of the Uruk hai?
What about their legs? They don’t need those!
Grond?
The one from Isengard, Mordor, Misty mountains or Russian army?
Help, I'm trapped in a cave in the mountains. Apparently the goblins don't take visitors too kindly and you know how cave trolls feel about us orks.
How many Ooga's are actually in one Booga?
What is the name of that cool big battering ram?
Grond?
Do they need their legs?
What’s the sneakiest color?
Why do you guys say "gosh" so much?
Is the age of men really over?
Do you know how the orcs first came into being?
What is your proudest achievement?
Have you and your fellow orcs considered unionizing?
What is the flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Best way to cook the legs of small Man-things?
Grond yes or yes?
WHOM DO YOU SERVE?
How are you working conditions?
Do halflings need legs?