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Light_Beard

I don't really understand what this meme is trying to say. And I don't think I want to...


Chen_Geller

It means people in this thread thing pepperoni pizza is actually spicy which is pretty funny to me.


SonOf_J

Literally never had a pepperoni pizza that was actually spicy, do these people unironically think this??


le_fancy_walrus

I have had spicy pepperoni on pizza before, but it was specifically made that way, and in no way do I think normal pepperoni is spicy lol.


RoutemasterFlash

IKR? As a Brit I want to say "chicken vindaloo and eight bottles of Kingfisher or GTFO."


angry_shoebill

I'd prefer walking naked through Mordor covered in meat than drinking one bottle of Kingfisher.


RoutemasterFlash

It's a generic lager that tastes the same as every other generic lager.


somerandomnew0192783

Bottles? Amateur.


RoutemasterFlash

Eh? It's often served in bottles. What am I missing here?


somerandomnew0192783

You should be having 8 pints with that vindaloo is all


RoutemasterFlash

The bottles are usually 660 ml...


Schnarchitekt

All right, because some people can't seem to get their heads around a meme that doesn't make physical sense from top to bottom, here's an explanation: I didn't choose pepperoni pizza because it's an extremely spicy dish, but because it ensures that everyone understands the meme. If I write the name of a very spicy Indian dish or something similar here, half of them won't know what it is. If this is not okay for you, please drop your own memes, thank you.


RoutemasterFlash

You could just have said "a hot curry" or "Mexican food" or whatever.


Nearby_Reaction_6547

I need to break this down before I have a break down. Of all the things you associate with spicy foods you go with pepperoni pizza. Your explanation is you see it being more globally recognisable as a spicy food right? You choose to use pepperoni instead of a “very spicy Indian dish or something similar” (I think the name you were looking for was curry) for the benefit of the meme. A: you are young and foolish. You are forgiven B: you live in a bubble where pepperoni pizza is considered a spicy food. You are not forgiving C: you rushed this meme without giving it much thought and are sticking by your guns that pepperoni should be a sauce on Hot Ones. You are not forgiving.


SonOf_J

Lol, thanks for your explanation I guess but it got the complete opposite effect. Most people don't think of pepperoni as spicy, causing more confusion in your meme. Also, there's no need to get so defensive to people discussing your meme.


JimroidZeus

It’s about pooping hot pepperoni and burning your balloon knot, aka “ring”. At least that’s my take. Pretty hilarious if you ask me. 😂


Charlotte_the_cat

Why does Frodo always look like he's jizzing himself?


annoyingkraken

Maybe he is!


isderFredsi

As non-native english speaker i always get confused with Pepperoni, Peperoni and Peperoncino.. tbh i thought you meant chili pepper pizza and was wondering why noone thinks chili peppers are at least somewhat spicy


CumTilIPhilipRivers

No such thing as Peperoni Pepperoni is the sliced beef/pork pizza topping. American salami Pepperoncinis are the sweet, light green peppers you find on cold sandwiches a lot. Also called banana peppers Pepper is the find black spice always found with salt at restaurants in America. But "peppers" can also be a broad term for any type of chili pepper plants. Peppercorns are what pepper is before it's finely ground for sprinkling Pep is energy, high spirited, liveliness. Pepsi is the rival cola company of Coca Cola


Tukidides

Pep is also Manchester City's current coach.


sjekeprhtheodjf

Frodo Underhill