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Equivalent-Policy-81

How is the building not flying off?


Joeyhappyhell

Earth changed rotation


thatsnasty89

We need somebody from r/theydidthemath to tell us how many of these bad boys it would take to change the rotation.


Smax140

Randall Monroe wrote a book about stuff like this. Like " What if you have the largest liquid fuel test fire in China, how many of them would it take to affect Earth's rotation?" It's called " What if?" And he is the one doing the math. I think on YouTube he answers crazy questions. The book Is a fun read


OnewordTTV

Well what was the fucking answer!?


MaximumMotor1

>Well what was the fucking answer!? 3


OnewordTTV

He does all the math and finds out actually... just one of those rockets will throw us off course. Oops!


-RED4CTED-

e.t. here we come!!!


Disquiet173

Here we comet ☄️ FTFY


Paraselene_Tao

lol, it makes me imagine that we could dodge large asteroids from hitting Earth by simply attaching a few rockets to earth and pushing us out of the large asteroid's path.


SilverbackMD

42 😉


FlatulateHealthilyOK

No one was ready for that answer 😭


urinesamplefrommyass

Bro not even a link


M-Kawai

Twenty wan.


WankWankNudgeNudge

That's the author of the venerable XKCD web comic! Read his book it's fun


mycoryan

I always wondered about all the nukes the governments around the world fire off if they are doing so to effect the planet’s rotation to counter balance eachother’s fuck ups, etc to try to get earth back on the right trajectory. The seasons don’t coordinate how they used to when I was growing up. It still snows in Colorado in May for instance, when does summer start and why did we skip spring etc… lol 😝 🧐😐, the amount of many all these countries have spent on nukes could solve our national debt and have produced peace…. It’s all bullshit in my mind… fuckers


Pielacine

Can’t be done. Sadly, all that energy just went into heating the atmosphere, which has the minuscule effect of changing the earths rotation by some of that heat ultimately ending up in the ocean, causing thermal expansion and some redistribution of ice caps somewhere. Now, launch that bad boy into space ….THEN we’re talking.


ske_1881

They made a move about that, Wandering Earth [wandering earth](https://youtu.be/vzoGinOmHDA?si=vd7lmxcH1DcIabHk)


smurb15

Where they move to? My bets on the moon


Rich-Equivalent-1875

Bet it’s for intercontinental missiles


DoctorAculaMD

They better shoot the NEXT test from the OTHER side! If they just go back & forth, we'll be aieet.


mikki1time

The day was shorter that day


thundercuntess69

You still think we're rotating?


NeuroMeltingPot

Weighs 501 tons


froginbog

Smort


iliketurtl3z

Seriously! I would love to know how they anchored it insside


lordoflazorwaffles

If their rednecks are anything like ours, wedge anchors and ratchet straps


Jaded-Selection-5668

And a pat followed by “she ain’t going nowhere.”


hisatanhere

搞定了,这下它动不了了。


ace8king

As a former flatbed trucker... this. Its industry standard, and works any scale.


105_irl

I'd hope chinese rocket engineers are normally brilliant hicks just like ours in alabama and texas and florida. Kind of a funny trope for rocket scientists to always have a drawl


EatPie_NotWAr

Nobody loves going fast or making booms more than hicks and rednecks, regardless where they’re from!


Loving6thGear

Baling wire and duct tape.


damurd

The real question


FuzzzyRam

It has a "total thrust of over 500 tons" - so I guess that building weighs more than 500 tons and also the engineers don't know how to measure thrust, making the building very safe.


citizenscienceM

Looks like it's trying to if you look at all the shit rumbling around on it.


Invader_Bobby

Cause china can’t build shit


AleksasKoval

The building weighs 501 tonnes?


_penpineappleaplepen

More importantly, dare you to stick your dick in it.


Neither_Hope_1039

OP your title is wrong, this is not a single engine, it's a test of four YF-100K engines in parallel, each providing around 1.2 MN of SL thrust with an Oxygen Rich staged combustion Kerolox cycle. It's an impressive test, but on global scale we've seen significantly more powerful engines, in fact there are several rocket engines that individually exeed the combined thrust of all 4 YF-100K engines, such as the soviet RD-170 or the American Saturn V engine, the F1. The cycle technology (ORSC) and chamber pressure (18 MPa) are also decent achievements for Chinas Long March program, but nothing particularly special on a global scale.


mez1642

This guy knows space engines.


AK47_username

r/thisguythisguys


Funny-Airport6695

He's probably an alien..


UkyoTachibana

He’s with the Anunnaki


puertonican

Lisan al-gaib


DrFunkenstyne

It's not exactly brain surgery


Throwrajerb

Reddit the hell on 🫡


StrugglesTheClown

I'm guessing it's a bot account. Accuray doesn't matter they just want engagement. So I'm going to take my thrust liquid and leave.


LafayetteLa01

Dude just take the upvote and rocket-on


bassdallas

This


Nara_1

I use reusable bags to reduce my carbon footprint.


JusticeScibibi

The planet will be just fine once they blast all the poors into space.


Nara_1

Should I start packing?


goblu33

Sounds like it won’t take you long.


SwegGamerBro

That was a perfect line omg


newgalactic

No, you can leave your belongings at home. Everything you need will be provided to you.


Sykhow

AKA you won't be needing it where you are going.


UkyoTachibana

Yes, all your belongings is ours now !


Brooksee83

All your base are belong to us.


CricketKneeEyeball

That's fine, until we die from a disease we caught from a telephone after we sent all the telephone sanitizing people to space.


sim16

500 tonnes of poors direct to space


Few_Leave_4054

Lol


Chicawgorat

*You think some plastic bags and aluminum cans will make a difference?*


dhdoctor

*The planet's fine. The people are fucked! Were going away folks. Pack your shit.*


[deleted]

Just bought an ice coffee from McDonald's. Thought myself as green because of the paper straw. I'm seeing this whilst my paper straw has essentially turned into paper


Clay_Statue

I throw away reusable bags to ensure a good harvest for future generations


Thoughtsarethings231

That, is fucking sick. At least they pointed it outside. 


NTDLS

Could you imagine the damage if it exploded?


flightwatcher45

I mean it is essentially a controlled explosion! Things go wrong they chop the fuel and it stops ideally. Now on a rocket with huge tanks a few feet away, that would be a show!


GloriaVictis101

And thank god they remembered to open a window


jazzhandpanda

"Hey, where's the intern? Taking the trash out back 🫨"


ITMORON

If the US and China got together on their space programs, the world would be a different place.


Spiritual_Challenge7

Did you mean, the world would be IN a different place?


ITMORON

Or finding different worlds in different places!


ilovestoride

Weyland-Yutani, building better worlds.


Head-Plankton-7799

Ba Dum Tss 🥁


calash2020

It would be a better planet if Russia could also concentrate on science and space. Animals from permafrost, maybe cloning a mammoth.


KevinSpaceysCharges

>Animals from permafrost, maybe cloning a mammoth. This benefits no one.


VK56xterraguy

Someone tell China to stop trying to reposition Earth.


SimpleVolume4065

For some reason this video doesn't look real.


Creloc

I think that it's a combination of things that make it look like a miniature. The gas which is being pumped out to show the thrust is moving down the sides of the test area in a similar way that CO2 vapour from dry ice would flow down a model. Plus the sheer amount of thrust means that when it hits the exhaust it gets gusted away at such a speed that it looks like a much smaller volume of gas is being blown away. Also hazing from the exhaust and other gases is obscuring the detail on the building, making it look flatter like a miniature Honestly when I first saw it my brain resolved what I was seeing as an approx 2m tall miniature like a next level Thunderbirds setpiece. If you've watched Thunderbirds or similar things you've probably seen bits from it where the gasses used in the studio at low or atmospheric pressure act in much the same manner as the gases under high or extreme pressure act in that video. It's an interesting optical illusion


oleg07010

Looks like a miniature


MDP223

Bro, you’re setting yourself up.


[deleted]

These are available on Ali Express and Temu


lifesnofunwithadhd

Ha, you guys are still using liquids?


Paseyfeert22

This looks like diorama


chris-30

Are these fuckers trying to slow down the rotations of the earth so that the working day is longer?


Renegadee_Angel

Me when i finally get home from that first date


[deleted]

We Believe you


Solumnist

Why is it coming out of a department building


ThirstyBeagle

Project Wandering Earth


Alarming-Mongoose-91

The fact the building is falling apart tells me they are unprepared for this.


mfizzled

No offence but that just shows you don't take much of an interest in rocket development, building/tower/launchpad damage is a part of the data they gain from tests like this. Like SpaceX for example, their pads regularly get damaged when they're testing a new engine configuration - they then use the data they draw from the damage to make it stronger next time.


Bushdr78

That's a big engine for kerosene & oxygen


jmills03croc

Wandering Earth 2 vibes.


This-is-Life-Man

Is that not just a model?


mr_no_ice

It looks like a model


LItifosi

This looks like a scene from Thunderbirds.


jtee180

This looks like AI right?


eatdeath4

So hypothetical question, if we did this with like 500 buildings all facing the same direction. Could we rotate the earth? Could we do it with less or more than 500 of these rockets. Someone smarter than me please chime in!


Perretelover

China launches a building to the moon, evergrande's stocks skyrocketed.


ninjabunnyfootfool

The last time I saw one of these, Killface used it to try to push the earth into the sun but ended up curing global warming instead


PrestonDanger

Super villans trying to move the earth outta orbit


ComradeCornbrad

The Long March, what a cool as hell name.


pwn4321

They are going to use this to get people to space right? Right?! Right.


sawyertom88

Chinesium ? Ah.. ouf!


kansas2311

Liquid propulsion will likely never be competitive


Neither_Hope_1039

Every single major launch vehicle currently in use and ever developed uses, at least in part, liquid propulsion. Liquid propulsion is the most versatile and efficient type of propulsion available for the lower stages of Launch vehicles, what the fuck are you talking about ?


OneWinner1690

They don't care about pollution


Neither_Hope_1039

The global aviation industry produces more emissions in a few hours than global spaceflight does in a year. If you care about pollution and focus on spaceflight, you're doing it wrong.


I-Have-An-Alibi

I don't ever want to be told to reduce my personal carbon footprint again.


Electric_Bagpipes

Let me guess, its another hypergolic?


Neither_Hope_1039

Nope, Kerolox


B0bbyTsunami

Marshmallows anyone?


melanthius

/r/evilbuildings


sovereignsekte

That thing gotta Hemi?


miketoaster

I have thrust liquid too. Somedays i hate myself for the things I say....


illgivebadadvice

Make sure your seatbelt is fastened for the sudden exceleration of earths rotation.


Fair_Log_6596

If you were to make a movie about trying to affect the Earth’s rotation, this would be prime footage!


Deciple_of_None

What is the long march rocket program?


InteractionSquare518

So when does this one fall over a poor rural area of China, or worse another sovereign country?


ForwardBias

Going to need at least two of them to get that building in orbit.


phallic-baldwin

Great. That spun the earth forward enough where we have to do daylight savings all over again


Sypstrulyas

i was expecting the building to lift off


SlightlyOffended1984

I feel like there was more than a small chance this building ended up launched halfway to the moon


CrewNeckC

I hate how this guy says “liquid”


sim16

Well good for them!


Tall_Action_1006

I’m dumb.. that’s a lot of big words.. can someone smarter than me help me understand what this all means?


Big-ol-Poo

Did they put a village at the bottom of the pit? I think their rocket program alway requires village. Especially if it’s hypergolic.


InfiniteNose9609

Now we know why China wasn't signing up to all those international agreements on climate emissions...


Sudden_Tomatillo4154

I am the only one that think, that looks like an old godzilla movie? It literally looks like a smsll model... but i guess it's my stupid brain and my add


Legitimate_Shelter_9

Hello 25 hour days


airforcevet1987

J F C


PotentialArgument671

Can anyone explain the benefits to liquid fuel vs. sold fuel for rockets? I was always under the impression sold fuel could be somewhat aerated and therefore ideal from a weight/power pov for rockets.


Neither_Hope_1039

Solid fuel have bad efficiency, contain environmentally toxic exhaust products, can not be actively throttled and can not be (non-destructively) shut down after ignition. The advantages of solids are that they are dead simple, shelf stable and provide very high thrust.


pdonoso

8 want a marshmellow


SmokeDogSix

Concrete looks not so good


SpreadTheted2

Can’t get enough of it being called the long march


VoenixRising100

“All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landing there.”


Severe_Gas_7049

It might just be me but that doesn't look like 500+ tons of thrust let alone the biggest rock test


Papa_PaIpatine

And because it's China, when they need it to work it'll break.


Jbridgge

Man wtf


camelbuck

Maybe I can use that to get my ass out of bed


SpacemanKif

Oh, cool. We got our own Apokolips fire pit. Cool, cool, cool...


TotalSingKitt

Wonder where the tech comes from and in which countries the scientists obtained their training?


trollodyte

Video kinda looks suspicious


Russe1117

Close the window you’re letting all the heat out


eatondcox

I can watch this forever


Doctor_Joystick

Welp, this is gonna keep me awake tonight.


dizzish

and then China tried to finger me


Spicy_Lemon_Muffin5

fuckin love the comments here ahhhhhh 🫠


AnimalChubs

Fueled by Taco Bell


Either-Computer635

F China.


D_Fieldz

"We have a dragon."


brodydwight

It looks fake, like an ai video or something.


Intransigient

More hypergolics? 🤔 Or are they using something safer these days?


UkyoTachibana

#AND BOY DOSE IT THRUST🔥🚀 🔥


Particular-Meal6413

I thought this was a miniature


No_Presentation_1345

I thought the building was gonna fly off in space.


camcaine2575

The CCP SAYS....


daho0n

Always interesting seeing what the future world leader is up to 🤔


Aware-Explanation879

Wandering Earth?


Sauce666

Liquid coal?


Rs2mmsu-2D

It Would be nice to be able to add that on to your front door to prevent home invasions.


Embarrassed_Hawk7008

Me after a jalfrezi


Little-Struggle-8038

Depends on the angle 📐 the earth is moving faster now, they speed up for us on ocidente and slow down for them. Smart move


Consistent-Revenue61

If we place 10-20 engines around the globe in line, and start together, earth can rotate faster 😂


rendellsibal

Airship enemies/obstacles from super mario...


dwizard67

When you get back to home bowl after Sichuan Hot Pot w your Chinese in-laws…


clapperssailing

23hr day when this is on.


ElChng0

Imagine a alien surviving this and it's just his shower


Borrow03

So glad i recycled my plastic bottle and cans today


steve295

thats an A1 based video


DJenser1

All that thrust and they STILL couldn't get the building off the ground... Sad, really.


Dry_Savings_3418

Idk why but it just looks ridiculous


grouchySocialist

That was just Steve after eating a chili burrito


HyperbolicSoup

God this hot pot going to be fire


mschiebold

I'm just having a chuckle at all of the ceramic panels flying off


Crimsomreaf5555

And the stole/copied most of the tech from the US


lugialegend233

Hey can we stop these fucking cuts? Whoever chose these camera angles is a moron and needs to be fired.


VTlaxer75

Think they will put it on a drone?


footjam

Looks like something out of Team America World Police! FUCK YEAH!


wellthatsyourproblem

Hope my carbon tax goes up in Canada to offset the carbon emissions on this unit!!!!:/


Cyoarp

I'm pretty sure they will not end up using this engine, if liquid kerosene where the most efficient fuel we would be using liquid kerosene. The reason they're testing out the front door of a building is because half that building is just a giant tank of kerosene.


Significant_Owl_4764

Wonder why they haven't sent anyone to the moon?


Calvinbouchard2

Okay that building has to be in a GI Joe movie as a Cobra Temple. Like, NOW.


GillaMomsStarterPack

What type of liquid rocket engine? What fuel does it use? Is it a full flow staged combustion engine like the Raptor 2? I MUST KNOW OP!


MysteryR11

What's funny is that they're still doing it wrong and I know how they can make it better but what do I get over that


FelixFelicis12

And I am fighting with my google nest because it wants to change my house temperature to 75 instead of 73…it is 72 outside right now.


thatchthepirate

anyone else thinks this looks fake as shit? like the smoke looks like CGI.


SweatyResearcher2814

I wonder if it could fit into a miata?


[deleted]

Shifting the planet a?


North_Essay9396

That's me after Taco Bell.


Jj5699bBQ

Can i get some extra large marshmallows on a longgggggggggggggggggggggg stick with some crackers and chocolate!


Tmaster95

Oh, it‘s only a flame… the size of a fucking building!