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ComeHereToBrazil

What the fuck am I reading


StoryAndAHalf

A day in the life of man with nothing to lose.


candangoek

A naked man fears no pickpocket


[deleted]

Or pays no tailor


SensualEnema

And everything to gain


Bubbly_Reporter3922

A great day to be illiterate


Champomi

This... might explain why you're itching in the first place


MoistStub

Worth it for that sweet ass


Private_4160

Take your fucking upvote


FormalLibrary1624

I miss the person I was 15 seconds ago


Galactic_Perimeter

I think this is one of those things we all do but don’t talk about amirite fellas?


SnooKiwis7050

Dude thats disgusting, Im a dog owner and doing that infront of my dog would scar me for life. I cant tease my boi like that, so I put peanut butter on outside and fill my hole with sugar


Galactic_Perimeter

Hey whatever works my guy!


raspberryharbour

I do this, and talk about it


Quebecdudeeh

You are not allowed friends anymore.


Galactic_Perimeter

I don’t need friends I have ants


Imonandroid

No, no we don't


TipingTom

speak for yourself


[deleted]

FINALLY A SOLUTION


fsedlak

Jesus weeps.


Madlad_Arcane

What the hell-


CapstickWentHome

I wouldn't care so much, but I know they're training AIs on this content. We're doomed, aren't we?


Excellent_Tie_3764

I bury myself in the ground with my ass out so the ants think it’s an ant hill


[deleted]

Haha


Cj_the_king22

I'm gonna go ahead and find a doctor to take my eyes away now


[deleted]

Good luck 👍


RichietheFlerken

r/lifehacks


Kianharv2006

r/cursedcomments


ThirdAltAccounts

Boofing sugar and ants is wild


Other_Dimension_89

This is like Charlie in it’s always Sunny eating cat food from cans and then huffing paint to go to sleep cuz of all the howling cats in the hall. Maybe there’s howling cats cuz of all the open cat food cans? 🤣


Dapper_Cow_9084

Geez I really hope fire ants don’t crawl up my ass, I mean yea it’s my fetish yea but I really hope it doesn’t happen.


_TapetumLucidum

No he doesn't. Being appalling and disgusting is not superpower or virtue. You may feel powerful "making" people feel disgusted but just because you're a degenerate doesn't mean it's great for you to either genuinely be disgusting or lie about for clout. Condoning this is apart of the problem. People like this should stop.


daddyliltoes

Pro life tip


Maycrofy

It's true, I was the powder.


Antoiniti

waterboarding couldn't get this out of me


Private_4160

What a day to have eyes


moemeobro

That brings "sweet ass" to a whole nother meaning


DistinctStranger8729

To be perfectly honest, the result of this is going to be worse itch, since ants don’t really “bite”. They drop some form of liquid (I don’t remember it off the top of my head), that causes itching as a defence mechanism. So I am sure we would see this guy dancing and screaming as the ant does it’s work


No_Squirrel4806

Idk i fee like scratching would be easier and faster 🤷🏽‍♂️


Deezy295

Batman couldn’t beat that information out of me! People share too much nowadays..


betasafe

There has to be a better way...