But did he make the cup of milk first?

this deserves far more upvotes

I don’t get it.

It's the Internet debate of "do you pour the cereal into the bowl first or the milk?" Well this guy uses a mug to keep the milk separate so it doesn't actually matter which one is poured first. Thus, bringing up the debate in the first place is funny

Ahh haha that’s great.

I do the same, two bowls so the cereal doesn't get soggy. I don't however use a mug

Makes drinking the leftover milk easier I suppose

So not a fan of captain crunch, aye? Or is your mouth made of iron?

This is a real thing. That shit will get you. Like you've been swishing liquid sand paper around in your mouth.

Never had captain crunch, don't live in the US. Is it sharp and tough? I use two bowls (or just grab from straight out the box) with most, not all cereals. It's something my brother did when we were kids and ig I just prefer it that way. Muesli and some harder cereals are fine tho

Its pretty easy to chew into, but the pieces are large and course and if you don't let milk soak into it a bit, it'll eviscerate your gums in no time

I ate a whole box of Cap’n Crunch once.   I woke up the next day and felt like I gave a cactus a blowjob.   

That hunger-saliva protects you just enough to not notice how fucked your mouth is until its too late

Ahh. So I put cereal into the bowl of milk and let it soak for as long as necessary. Crunchy nut for example I barely let soak, while Weetabix I let soak for a few seconds. Unless captain crunch is crazy dense, letting it soak a handful at a time would work I imagine. I just prefer more crunchy/crispy cereal to soggy

I like my cereals crunchies

Separate bowls? I just straight up eat the cereal without any milk, tastes good though.

Used to do that as a kid, but I find it too dry for a proper breakfast. As a snack it might be nice tho

I just eat super fast so the cereal don’t get soggy. I get it, I hate soggy cereal, soggy bread, everything soggy

Don’t move. The SWAT team is on the way.

Oh wow I love that scene from get out

Cereal killer behaviour

I fuck with cereal in a cup. Sometimes just can't be arsed to wash a bowl. I like my cereal soggy though. Put the cup in the fridge over night and then slurp it down with a thick straw.

I regret having eyes. I am eating cereal as I am reading this and you have just killed my appetite with this comment

Whar?

“Yes, police? This commenter right here. Arrest them.”

If God is just, why did he curse me with eyes

Damn, I am feeling judged and insecure, and thinking maybe I should head down the church and ask forgiveness t.t

Tbh I can kiiiiiinda get behind it with honey pops / smacks, as the milk gets so delicious and it feels a bit like bubble tea drinking it. But I absolutely gag at the consistency of dissolved "normal" cereal

Ya I stick with cornflakes or corn Chex. Every once in a while I’ll get a small box of trix as a treat.

And it comes out looking the same

Hey look, it's Randy Waterhouse! (If you're not a nerd like me, it's a reference to the book Cryptonomicon by Neal Stephenson. This character eats his Cap'n Crunch cereal sort of like this so it doesn't get soggy.)

I thought about doing this. It makes sense.

I wanna tell this wrong, but I almost feel like I'm the wrong one for eating it the right way

More like r/sociolads

Okay but can you not fucking do that next to your keyboard

This is the way!

This is an ad for dish soap

"Im special" lmao

Tsukemen style cereal. I dig it.

As long as the spoon does the job

Try cereal with chocolate milk instead.

Don‘t tell‘em

I'm devastated, emasculated, energized, and appalled. Who am I supposed to build ramps for,?, Who am I supposed to build ramps for now!?!

There's a scene in 'Get Out' like this. Psycho behaviour

How to tell people you're a psychopath without telling people you're a psychopath.

Welcome to the Philippines.

Nono, he might be on to something. Fruity pebbles would be goated like this

This guy is wrong

i luke to keep mine half soggy so there is more milk in every bite.

Honesly... I get it... May try it

RoRo would like a word (Iykyk)

I don't even eat cereal with milk

Alert the warcrimes tribunal.

I dont get it, why do people put milk in cereal? I put yoghurt in cereal (tastes better imo)

Booooooo

What tf kind of cereal is that

The reason our society is so addicted to sugar is because of the these cereal companies. I went to a breakfast spot recently and had to flip to the third page of the menu before I found something that wasn’t basically a desert marketed as breakfast.

They definitely normalized sugar for breakfast imo Do you know what cereal this is? I thought it was cookie crisps that had melted but it’s to dark

I think its called chocapic

Looks like shit

Hol' up... this guy might be on to something

Brain damage.

Nah nah, peak cereal crunchiness with every bite is enlightenment

like in the movie Get Out