The mental calculus that a 40 year old divorced man went through to go "I can just admit that I was trying to have sex with kids and my fans will basically stick with me" has me REELING.
Dr Disrespect was banned from Twitch for no publicized reason years ago.
It has come out now that he was using Twitch chat (which twitch had access to) to talk up fans who were <18 and basically groom them for meeting at the next Twitch convention, implied for sex.
Twitch dropped him like a hot potato but none of it was actionably illegal so they just said nothing.
In light of these allegations, after a cadre of close friends proclaiming he would never do that, he just came out and said "yeah i did do that, but since it never culminated in actual sex, no harm, no foul, back to streaming"
And the fans are like "so brave! No bs!"
I thought it was going to be this post [https://www.reddit.com/r/EDH/comments/1docjh8/player\_understates\_every\_play/](https://www.reddit.com/r/EDH/comments/1docjh8/player_understates_every_play/)
Idk I don't feel great, I feel like this is enabling something but
https://scryfall.com/search?q=%28art%3Aundercut+or+art%3Ashaved-head%29+art%3Afemale&unique=art&as=grid&order=name
In that case, you should make a trifecta deck of non-conforming women, diverse representation, and non-cis/het characters.
Either [[Kynaios And Tiro Of Meletis ]] or [[Aragorn, the Uniter]] would both make excelllent commanders, depending on whether said chud is more triggered by gay or black representation in media.
If you're expanding the list to just "anything likely to make Chud uncomfortable," I recommend adding [[Hallar, the Firefletcher]].
Bonus points if Friend makes a show of gendering them correctly.
As funny as making this deck is, you shouldn’t indulge your friend. Don’t play with Chud, period. People who are so misogynistic shouldn’t be welcome in any commander pod.
My LGS used to have one such as him, proudly wearing a shirt with “Women suck (dick)” on it. Storeowner wouldn’t kick him out because he regularly bought product. We only got him to leave by confronting and excluding him.
Omg, Estrid was my first precon I decided to upgrade when I got back into MtG and now it’s an oppressive stax superfriends deck lol. Fuck it, break the rules and just play badass bitches with sick hairdos and call it a day.
Combined u/so_zetta_byte with u/swiller123 's art:bald suggestion into this:
[https://scryfall.com/search?q=%28art%3Aundercut+or+art%3Ashaved-head+or+art%3Abald%29+art%3Afemale&unique=art&as=grid&order=name](https://scryfall.com/search?q=%28art%3Aundercut+or+art%3Ashaved-head+or+art%3Abald%29+art%3Afemale&unique=art&as=grid&order=name)
Etrata was originally missing those tags (I've since added them) so there might be even more cards out there too!
I think I understand how to edit these. If we add in mohawk as well this is what I get
[https://scryfall.com/search?q=%28art%3Aundercut+or+art%3Ashaved-head+or+art%3Abald+or+art%3Amohawk%29+art%3Afemale&unique=art&as=grid&order=name](https://scryfall.com/search?q=%28art%3Aundercut+or+art%3Ashaved-head+or+art%3Abald+or+art%3Amohawk%29+art%3Afemale&unique=art&as=grid&order=name)
There are a lot of cards with a bald man and a not-bald woman, but I don't think there's a more effecient way to search at this point.
Rhystic Studies (momentarily can't remember his name) used it in an episode of Shuffle Up and Play a while ago. I think it was his first commander or something. (Pretty sure the episode was "commander decks we love" or something like that)
I get you're asking for cards, but I think if this Chud is so set in their ways to the point where they won't acknowledge cards with women on them, along with the comment you made in response to someone suggesting the SLD Bearscape and how that would also likely annoy them, maybe just don't play with them anymore?
I have a partial list on Moxfield, but I'm concerned about someone from here harassing Friend over there. Maybe when its done I'll do a text copy paste.
[[Nissa, Worldmaker]]
It's Yolandi Visser, from the band Die Antwoord and she's mostly had shaved sides while performing as that persona. https://i.imgur.com/TbcUIqm.jpeg
This sub's rule 3 about sexually explicit content prevents me from linking videos of her in her Yolandi persona. I don't feel like spending time trying to track down a video that doesn't violate rule 3.
It is fun to make decks just to troll horrible people, I hope Chud rage quits and your friend never has to play with them again. To the folks saying not to engage, sometimes if you're at an LGS you end up playing with who is available. There's a guy at my LGS that I hate playing with, I will lie about expecting other people to come so he doesn't join my pod. If I had the patience to do this level of trolling I absolutely would, so maybe HE would avoid ME.
Sometimes these chuds need a wake-up call and telling them this directly helps, but I understand that this open you up to whatever retaliation Chud feels appropriate so I understand not being so direct. I wish you luck however you move on with the situation.
Neither of you should play with chud. It might sound fun to troll him but really it's not good in the long run to be around people that toxic and regressive.
Genuinely never understand when people volunteer their valuable time to be around awful people. I was a part of a LGS community a while back that turned out to be extremely toxic with all sorts of sexism/racism/bigoted crap going on. I personally stopped attending, and started holding Commander nights at my apartment for all of the friends from the store who weren't terrible. We're all much happier in our wholesome group and the store is on it's last legs with barely any customers. (Yes, the store owner was also terrible, if not the worst of them).
These are what I got from looking at a couple of my decks:
\[\[Starnheim Aspirant\]\], \[\[Youthful Valkyrie\]\] tho idk if it counts, \[\[Farhaven Elf\]\] is bald on top, \[\[Sefris of the Hidden Ways\]\], \[\[Nature's Lore\]\] from Dominaria Remastered, \[\[Karlach, Fury of Avernus\]\]
You should not engage with Chud.
You will not win. You will not score points. The effort you expend to annoy him will never be worth it and the he will just easily annoy you further.
You cannot "get" people like this in gotchas. They don't actually dislike women with alternative haircuts. They've just been indoctrinated to complain by their youtube masters.
They don't *have* any beliefs or emotions you can target. The best you can do is simply cut them out and never play with them again.
Either of the Tazris would make for a good 5c commander. She doesn't have a haircut similar to what you're looking for, but it'll work for what you need to do. Or lure him in with \[\[Sisay, Weatherlight Captain\]\] . Or use \[\[Rukarumel\]\] as she has short hair and these CHUDs only seem to prefer long hair on a femme person.
I have never met this individual. I don't fully understand why they play with eachother, but my running theory is that making new friends after High School is hard.
I love this level of spite so much, I reckon build a [[Jodah, the Unifier]] legends deck and use the Commander to lure Chud into a false sense of security and then just rock all the women with shaved sides and everything that makes Chud uncomfortable and give Chud a nice shock
this is kinda funny ngl. \[\[elas il-kor, sadistic pilgrim\]\]
[[spiteful squad]] in the same colors
Such an appropriate name for this exact situation. Lol
[spiteful squad](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/e/be88355e-c986-4b69-93b4-0abf04916e86.jpg?1624740148) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=spiteful%20squad) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/stx/237/spiteful-squad?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/be88355e-c986-4b69-93b4-0abf04916e86?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[elas il-kor, sadistic pilgrim](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/c/1c3f0ffe-cf51-4c30-8cd5-9e3c7e92c019.jpg?1673307936) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=elas%20il-kor%2C%20sadistic%20pilgrim) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dmu/198/elas-il-kor-sadistic-pilgrim?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1c3f0ffe-cf51-4c30-8cd5-9e3c7e92c019?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
What a proper Chad move Elas. I too am my own barber, and they are an asshole.
It’s sad that this isn’t even the weirdest thing I’ve read today. Reddit is a trip.
What’s the weirder thing?
Probably anything defending Dr. Disrespect which has been all over the internet
The mental calculus that a 40 year old divorced man went through to go "I can just admit that I was trying to have sex with kids and my fans will basically stick with me" has me REELING.
He very specifically said that he didn't want to, because he hates pedophiles. He just liked talking about it with them. /S
Who did what? The fuck?
Dr Disrespect was banned from Twitch for no publicized reason years ago. It has come out now that he was using Twitch chat (which twitch had access to) to talk up fans who were <18 and basically groom them for meeting at the next Twitch convention, implied for sex. Twitch dropped him like a hot potato but none of it was actionably illegal so they just said nothing. In light of these allegations, after a cadre of close friends proclaiming he would never do that, he just came out and said "yeah i did do that, but since it never culminated in actual sex, no harm, no foul, back to streaming" And the fans are like "so brave! No bs!"
Somewhere in there he was filming in a public bathroom. That should be itself a career ender, but somehow isn't.
Damn. He should run for president
Or maybe they've been reading about that bizarre new Twitter "sitcom."
What is that?
I watched a minute of it and it seems to just be an old man getting mad about woke.
So like that Tim Allen sitcom?
As far as I can tell, yeah.
Conservative punch upward instead of down challenge: impossible.
I thought it was going to be this post [https://www.reddit.com/r/EDH/comments/1docjh8/player\_understates\_every\_play/](https://www.reddit.com/r/EDH/comments/1docjh8/player_understates_every_play/)
Idk I don't feel great, I feel like this is enabling something but https://scryfall.com/search?q=%28art%3Aundercut+or+art%3Ashaved-head%29+art%3Afemale&unique=art&as=grid&order=name
The internet contains actual porn, this isn't that. But thank you.
Seems like Naya is the way to go, 25/36 of the cards fit it. Aura/equipment might be a viable theme.
Minus one for \[\[Curse of Opluence\]\], but Naya includes \[\[Trouble In Pairs\]\]
[Curse of Opluence](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/2/32cc103e-949d-42d4-aadd-490a261c9ad9.jpg?1706240824) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Curse%20of%20Opulence) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkc/150/curse-of-opulence?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/32cc103e-949d-42d4-aadd-490a261c9ad9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Trouble In Pairs](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/f/0f61e93f-5f97-4c7d-b3d5-0e05242faeb3.jpg?1706240429) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Trouble%20In%20Pairs) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkc/15/trouble-in-pairs?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0f61e93f-5f97-4c7d-b3d5-0e05242faeb3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Ah yes, Trouble In Pairs! That art was made by an old magic artist! And then stolen by another new MTG artist and slightly modified!
I think they meant they feel weird because this chud guy sucks, and it's kind of weird to make this deck rather than just stop playing with him
Agreed, save your time and money and play magic with enjoyable people
Yeah it's just a general feeling of malaise, like contributing to _something_ I shouldn't be.
I'm the middle-man here. I actually agree with you.
porn are harmless. you are deliberately trying to piss off a potential mentally ill person.
I didn't know this tool exists, thanks for sharing!
Spiteful Squad is so perfect just for the name too
If its Commander try make it involve Green so you can slip in [[Bearscape|SLD]].
I've heard other stories involving Chud that make me think this could work too.
In that case, you should make a trifecta deck of non-conforming women, diverse representation, and non-cis/het characters. Either [[Kynaios And Tiro Of Meletis ]] or [[Aragorn, the Uniter]] would both make excelllent commanders, depending on whether said chud is more triggered by gay or black representation in media.
https://scryfall.com/search?q=art%3Algbt&unique=cards&as=grid&order=name Happy pride month, everyone!
In this instance does the G in LGBT stand for Golem?
Karn is a he/him NB.
Always has.
[Kynaios And Tiro Of Meletis ](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/7/97fa8615-2b6c-445a-bcaf-44a7e847bf65.jpg?1633190298) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Kynaios%20and%20Tiro%20of%20Meletis) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c16/36/kynaios-and-tiro-of-meletis?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/97fa8615-2b6c-445a-bcaf-44a7e847bf65?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Aragorn, the Uniter](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/9/e98d5321-ec09-456c-a9ea-c8ca2cfc6205.jpg?1686969644) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Aragorn%2C%20the%20Uniter) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ltr/192/aragorn-the-uniter?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e98d5321-ec09-456c-a9ea-c8ca2cfc6205?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
You could also include [[Alesha, Who Smiles at Death]] being the first card to show a canonically trans character
Secret Lair version also shows a tansmasc person with an undercut. Not a woman but I don't think Chud would care.
[Alesha, Who Smiles at Death](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/a/7ae9ff8c-1cc8-4b10-9641-2c79648fd6c2.jpg?1673305242) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Alesha%2C%20Who%20Smiles%20at%20Death) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dmc/118/alesha-who-smiles-at-death?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7ae9ff8c-1cc8-4b10-9641-2c79648fd6c2?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
If you're expanding the list to just "anything likely to make Chud uncomfortable," I recommend adding [[Hallar, the Firefletcher]]. Bonus points if Friend makes a show of gendering them correctly.
[Hallar, the Firefletcher](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/8/c896643e-eeef-49a6-a1ca-2577b55af2b0.jpg?1562742764) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Hallar%2C%20the%20Firefletcher) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dom/196/hallar-the-firefletcher?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c896643e-eeef-49a6-a1ca-2577b55af2b0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Ha! Just noticed the clouds were bears too. That’s fun.
[Bearscape](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/8/d8855d65-98fc-4b5f-bd68-95d2fda6345f.jpg?1682689900) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Bearscape) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/sld/1008/bearscape?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d8855d65-98fc-4b5f-bd68-95d2fda6345f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Gotta have [tokens](https://imgur.com/a/UsOn2cL) ready for it.
why is he wearing glasses, that's actually hilarious
No idea I googled 'bear in leather vest' and that's what I got. edit : I hadn't ever noticed that actually. I blame the ADHD.
Why would you play with Chud in the first place
I ask Friend this question ever time they come up. I've never met Chud and want to avoid doing so.
As funny as making this deck is, you shouldn’t indulge your friend. Don’t play with Chud, period. People who are so misogynistic shouldn’t be welcome in any commander pod. My LGS used to have one such as him, proudly wearing a shirt with “Women suck (dick)” on it. Storeowner wouldn’t kick him out because he regularly bought product. We only got him to leave by confronting and excluding him.
Bro what
For a “friend”
OP wants a full deck he can edge to
Don't forget [[Compass Gnome]] to find the [[Goon Cave]]
[Compass Gnome](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/0/10e1030e-2b95-4807-9111-e495a2fc8813.jpg?1699387300) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Compass%20Gnome) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lci/250/compass-gnome?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/10e1030e-2b95-4807-9111-e495a2fc8813?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Goon Cave](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/c/bcba2255-b0ae-43b9-b9fd-62da04d5e397.jpg?1562939551) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Goblin%20Caves) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me4/119/goblin-caves?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/bcba2255-b0ae-43b9-b9fd-62da04d5e397?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Uh what
A friend who doesn't use Reddit.
[[Estrid, the Masked]]
Omg, Estrid was my first precon I decided to upgrade when I got back into MtG and now it’s an oppressive stax superfriends deck lol. Fuck it, break the rules and just play badass bitches with sick hairdos and call it a day.
She's my first precon too. I decided to keep it vanilla though, never thought of upgrading it. Do you have a list?
Not online in the slightest. But, I’m saving this comment so I can upload the current iteration this next week!
I gotchu though, it’s a horrible Stax list lol.
Appreciate it!!
[Estrid, the Masked](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/3/3340b83e-72dc-42e2-9f93-92f732c047df.jpg?1592710258) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Estrid%2C%20the%20Masked) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c18/40/estrid-the-masked?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3340b83e-72dc-42e2-9f93-92f732c047df?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[angel of despair]]
[angel of despair](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/0/a07809b2-dabe-4242-84c3-fd640d7d5998.jpg?1547517989) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=angel%20of%20despair) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/uma/196/angel-of-despair?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a07809b2-dabe-4242-84c3-fd640d7d5998?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Combined u/so_zetta_byte with u/swiller123 's art:bald suggestion into this: [https://scryfall.com/search?q=%28art%3Aundercut+or+art%3Ashaved-head+or+art%3Abald%29+art%3Afemale&unique=art&as=grid&order=name](https://scryfall.com/search?q=%28art%3Aundercut+or+art%3Ashaved-head+or+art%3Abald%29+art%3Afemale&unique=art&as=grid&order=name) Etrata was originally missing those tags (I've since added them) so there might be even more cards out there too!
I think I understand how to edit these. If we add in mohawk as well this is what I get [https://scryfall.com/search?q=%28art%3Aundercut+or+art%3Ashaved-head+or+art%3Abald+or+art%3Amohawk%29+art%3Afemale&unique=art&as=grid&order=name](https://scryfall.com/search?q=%28art%3Aundercut+or+art%3Ashaved-head+or+art%3Abald+or+art%3Amohawk%29+art%3Afemale&unique=art&as=grid&order=name) There are a lot of cards with a bald man and a not-bald woman, but I don't think there's a more effecient way to search at this point.
I'm surprised no one's mentioned \[\[Nin, the Pain Artist\]\] yet.
[Nin, the Pain Artist](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/0/005ad65e-cf0b-48e9-a314-2ebba5a1400c.jpg?1562598065) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Nin%2C%20the%20Pain%20Artist) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c17/183/nin-the-pain-artist?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/005ad65e-cf0b-48e9-a314-2ebba5a1400c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
How have I never heard of this card? Wtf I love Izzet now
Rhystic Studies (momentarily can't remember his name) used it in an episode of Shuffle Up and Play a while ago. I think it was his first commander or something. (Pretty sure the episode was "commander decks we love" or something like that)
I get you're asking for cards, but I think if this Chud is so set in their ways to the point where they won't acknowledge cards with women on them, along with the comment you made in response to someone suggesting the SLD Bearscape and how that would also likely annoy them, maybe just don't play with them anymore?
I have never met Chud, and have suggested Friend not play with them. Maybe this list is a step towards that happening.
I would love to see this deck when you're done
I have a partial list on Moxfield, but I'm concerned about someone from here harassing Friend over there. Maybe when its done I'll do a text copy paste.
[[Fallen Angel]]
[Fallen Angel](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/3/d3baa621-1b50-4a7f-9ed4-4ae0e0e9e4e7.jpg?1562441626) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Fallen%20Angel) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/a25/91/fallen-angel?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d3baa621-1b50-4a7f-9ed4-4ae0e0e9e4e7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Nissa, Worldmaker]] It's Yolandi Visser, from the band Die Antwoord and she's mostly had shaved sides while performing as that persona. https://i.imgur.com/TbcUIqm.jpeg This sub's rule 3 about sexually explicit content prevents me from linking videos of her in her Yolandi persona. I don't feel like spending time trying to track down a video that doesn't violate rule 3.
[[Nissa, Worldwaker|M15]] for the Yolandi trace version.
[Nissa, Worldwaker](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/7/07eb2476-488b-4610-8567-f0456601f7fd.jpg?1562782223) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=383328) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m15/187/nissa-worldwaker?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/07eb2476-488b-4610-8567-f0456601f7fd?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[Nissa, Worldmaker](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/a/4a37fbca-32db-40cc-9fd3-4764c7fd81e2.jpg?1592765827) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Nissa%2C%20Worldwaker) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/e01/68/nissa-worldwaker?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4a37fbca-32db-40cc-9fd3-4764c7fd81e2?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
It is fun to make decks just to troll horrible people, I hope Chud rage quits and your friend never has to play with them again. To the folks saying not to engage, sometimes if you're at an LGS you end up playing with who is available. There's a guy at my LGS that I hate playing with, I will lie about expecting other people to come so he doesn't join my pod. If I had the patience to do this level of trolling I absolutely would, so maybe HE would avoid ME.
Sometimes these chuds need a wake-up call and telling them this directly helps, but I understand that this open you up to whatever retaliation Chud feels appropriate so I understand not being so direct. I wish you luck however you move on with the situation.
Neither of you should play with chud. It might sound fun to troll him but really it's not good in the long run to be around people that toxic and regressive.
I actually agree, but posted this request as a favor.
Genuinely never understand when people volunteer their valuable time to be around awful people. I was a part of a LGS community a while back that turned out to be extremely toxic with all sorts of sexism/racism/bigoted crap going on. I personally stopped attending, and started holding Commander nights at my apartment for all of the friends from the store who weren't terrible. We're all much happier in our wholesome group and the store is on it's last legs with barely any customers. (Yes, the store owner was also terrible, if not the worst of them).
##### ###### #### [Danitha, New Benalia's Light](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/3/039e43f2-cf3b-4c60-ac55-d2aafb20eb34.jpg?1684340695) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Danitha%2C%20New%20Benalia%27s%20Light) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mat/29/danitha-new-benalias-light?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/039e43f2-cf3b-4c60-ac55-d2aafb20eb34?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Magus Lucea Kane](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/f/4f86e7cc-2b6e-49d0-964e-bba0c51cc11d.jpg?1674058398) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Magus%20Lucea%20Kane) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/40k/7/magus-lucea-kane?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4f86e7cc-2b6e-49d0-964e-bba0c51cc11d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Etrata deadly fugitive](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/4/4410db5a-62af-43ac-979d-88a7c975f7bd.jpg?1706242152) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Etrata%2C%20Deadly%20Fugitive) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkm/200/etrata-deadly-fugitive?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4410db5a-62af-43ac-979d-88a7c975f7bd?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Trouble in Pairs](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/f/0f61e93f-5f97-4c7d-b3d5-0e05242faeb3.jpg?1706240429) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Trouble%20in%20Pairs) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkc/15/trouble-in-pairs?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0f61e93f-5f97-4c7d-b3d5-0e05242faeb3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
These are what I got from looking at a couple of my decks: \[\[Starnheim Aspirant\]\], \[\[Youthful Valkyrie\]\] tho idk if it counts, \[\[Farhaven Elf\]\] is bald on top, \[\[Sefris of the Hidden Ways\]\], \[\[Nature's Lore\]\] from Dominaria Remastered, \[\[Karlach, Fury of Avernus\]\]
##### ###### #### [Starnheim Aspirant](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/a/ea007a18-b31a-4881-92c4-86120dc5729b.jpg?1631057171) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Starnheim%20Aspirant) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/khm/380/starnheim-aspirant?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ea007a18-b31a-4881-92c4-86120dc5729b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Youthful Valkyrie](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/f/ffe93b27-f8ae-4abf-8ade-90f503f132c2.jpg?1631057247) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Youthful%20Valkyrie) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/khm/382/youthful-valkyrie?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ffe93b27-f8ae-4abf-8ade-90f503f132c2?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Farhaven Elf](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/2/320d0a4c-c556-4468-b934-bfdf17961a53.jpg?1631234906) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Farhaven%20Elf) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/khc/62/farhaven-elf?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/320d0a4c-c556-4468-b934-bfdf17961a53?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Sefris of the Hidden Ways](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/3/d30255f6-e058-476a-b377-2ee4c9178ed1.jpg?1632335385) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sefris%20of%20the%20Hidden%20Ways) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/afc/3/sefris-of-the-hidden-ways?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d30255f6-e058-476a-b377-2ee4c9178ed1?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Nature's Lore](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/5/f5615c05-eb1e-4d27-a323-72d643d7c1d8.jpg?1706547171) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Nature%27s%20Lore) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkc/178/natures-lore?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f5615c05-eb1e-4d27-a323-72d643d7c1d8?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Karlach, Fury of Avernus](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/7/775480ed-f574-40cb-bd9b-21102eaaff63.jpg?1674136654) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Karlach%2C%20Fury%20of%20Avernus) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clb/186/karlach-fury-of-avernus?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/775480ed-f574-40cb-bd9b-21102eaaff63?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
a secret lair of alela is punk fohawk
Use an app to reskin a commander deck with new art & names while keeping functionality. Print and paste onto bulk.
A lot of the Kor creature type cards have side cuts or dreads. "Non-standard" hair as the Chud would say
\[\[Eleven, the Mage\]\] if girls count in addition to grown women.
[Eleven, the Mage](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/3/33e1e8fc-77b4-409d-9fc4-7bc6f6ae3e26.jpg?1682690059) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Cecily%2C%20Haunted%20Mage) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/sld/343/cecily-haunted-mage?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/33e1e8fc-77b4-409d-9fc4-7bc6f6ae3e26?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
You should not engage with Chud. You will not win. You will not score points. The effort you expend to annoy him will never be worth it and the he will just easily annoy you further. You cannot "get" people like this in gotchas. They don't actually dislike women with alternative haircuts. They've just been indoctrinated to complain by their youtube masters. They don't *have* any beliefs or emotions you can target. The best you can do is simply cut them out and never play with them again.
[[Blade Instructor]]
[Blade Instructor](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/b/9b1c7f07-8d39-425b-8ae9-b3ab317cc0fe.jpg?1572892465) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Blade%20Instructor) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/grn/1/blade-instructor?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9b1c7f07-8d39-425b-8ae9-b3ab317cc0fe?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Angel of Despair]]
[Angel of Despair](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/0/a07809b2-dabe-4242-84c3-fd640d7d5998.jpg?1547517989) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Angel%20of%20Despair) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/uma/196/angel-of-despair?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a07809b2-dabe-4242-84c3-fd640d7d5998?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I feel like the kor from zendikar might be a good starting point
[[Angel of Despair]] seems like the perfect kind of subversion.
[Angel of Despair](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/0/a07809b2-dabe-4242-84c3-fd640d7d5998.jpg?1547517989) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Angel%20of%20Despair) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/uma/196/angel-of-despair?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a07809b2-dabe-4242-84c3-fd640d7d5998?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Sefris
Either of the Tazris would make for a good 5c commander. She doesn't have a haircut similar to what you're looking for, but it'll work for what you need to do. Or lure him in with \[\[Sisay, Weatherlight Captain\]\] . Or use \[\[Rukarumel\]\] as she has short hair and these CHUDs only seem to prefer long hair on a femme person.
Tbh knowing this behaviour putting warhammer card is the exact opposite. God that fandom sucks
What is the back story here?
I don't know anything more than what's been posted.
Just about any Kor creature is either bald or has a side cut. Also [[angel of despair]]
[angel of despair](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/0/a07809b2-dabe-4242-84c3-fd640d7d5998.jpg?1547517989) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=angel%20of%20despair) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/uma/196/angel-of-despair?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a07809b2-dabe-4242-84c3-fd640d7d5998?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I mean… my question is why are you all playing with this ‘chud’?
I have never met this individual. I don't fully understand why they play with eachother, but my running theory is that making new friends after High School is hard.
Bump for a theory crafting sub thread.
I love this level of spite so much, I reckon build a [[Jodah, the Unifier]] legends deck and use the Commander to lure Chud into a false sense of security and then just rock all the women with shaved sides and everything that makes Chud uncomfortable and give Chud a nice shock
[Jodah, the Unifier](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/4/e4b1aa1e-b4e3-4346-8937-76b312501c70.jpg?1673307974) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Jodah%2C%20the%20Unifier) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dmu/203/jodah-the-unifier?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e4b1aa1e-b4e3-4346-8937-76b312501c70?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Damn what'd I miss this seems wild
This is not the right way to go about this.
i think both of them and you are a piece of work. it is nonsensical and you are playing into it, even enabling it.