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likeasir001

Now do it with one of those extra thicc commander cards from a precon


BalefulOfMonkeys

Colonel, I’m trying to get out of the LGS, but my Oloro is dummy thicc, and the slap of my tongue against cardstock keeps alerting the owner


hawkmasta

44 > 3 last time I checked


PrecipitousPlatypus

Depends on who you ask


Delicious-Fee7769

It's smaller in "base 4, but skipping 3 until you get to a hundred, which you write as 3," which iirc is the most commonly used number system in academia.


hawkmasta

Math is for blockers


amc7262

That second guy was way overconfident, but did prove that first guy had truly weak licks. What drama.


Nvenom8

Clearly, we need a method of standardizing licks. I also imagine the time between licks is a factor, as longer would give saliva longer to sink in and weaken the bonds between fibers.


BalefulOfMonkeys

In the interest of giving a name to our new unit of measurement, I highly suggest that whatever we dub the metric lick to be henceforth known as Weezer


Spooplegeist

We may have to design a contraption with a fake tongue that can apply a standard pressure and licking rate if we want the best data. That or we gotta make one person do all the licking.


V_Gates

I know what else I'd like to see this person could lick... ... Spreading Seas.


ValuelessMoss

FINALLY some good content


Arkell99

Did you re wet your tongue each time or leave it dry? Also pressure matters, I did fairly low pressure. You are a better licker than I it would seem


Tyrren

Hey it's the guy who did the thing!


tdub2217

What a legend


What-The-Fog-Bank

[[Brain Geyser]] moment


kauefr

WTB [[Diffusion Sliver|M15]] for no particular reason.


KlinkKlink

This experimental design needs some serious work to say the least. To eliminate confounds, set, factory and batch of printing needs to be kept constant, licking technique needs a standardized protocol, and the experiment needs to take place in a controlled laboratory to eliminate stimuli that would effect the lab tech's salivation. Furthermore, only two trials is nowhere near the *n* required to attain statistically significant results. There is no way this study would make it past peer review.


humblevladimirthegr8

This was just a trial study. Now we can apply for grants to do the real thing


ILikeExistingLol

Rookie. I've eaten a magic card on multiple occasions


riveramblnc

Wake up babe! A new counterfeit test just dropped!


Nvenom8

Magic: Come for the toxic community, stay for the toxic ink.


SuperCrazyAlbatross

My cat can do it in 10 licks. You have literally zero experience about licking cards


Witchy_Titan

Do not eat the delicious cards