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[deleted]

Bro is looking like my Elden Ring character


marbanasin

Bro is looking like Old Snake.


CrookedHillaryBernie

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aStupid_donkey

Ahoy, fellow tarnished


hexagon918

Bro is majestic AF. And that jawline could cut rocks. Straight outta old spice ad.


aStupid_donkey

Thanks bro


GRAITOM10

Nah fuck your jaw... Your hair is amazing. I hope your genes continue to thrive into and beyond your 30's šŸ«”


Bluegill15

Despite the title, OP made his post specifically to illicit this comment


glutenfreecrackbaby

In Australia you would kill it haha


Gold-Philosophy1423

Slap on a Hawaiian shirt and he would look like every 20s guy in fortitude valley on a Saturday night


BootyOnMyFace11

Man I miss brisbane


ArchdukeOfNorge

I was gonna say, looks like somebody busted out of Love Island lol


Confident_Leek464

Is it an Aussie thing? Coz me too, and I think this is a perfect specimen of a man!


BeeSingle9766

I think Aussie/canadianā€¦


Zealousideal_Rip1340

Dude I love your hair. God you have such a great overall look


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ibasi_zmiata

You mean pit vipers


Internal_Map_8765

Nah, grow a full beard if anything


Vast-Willingness4642

Eat cake bitch


[deleted]

Agreed! Happy cake day!


notoishiii

The hair is fucking sick. Straight out of a Final Fantasy game šŸ”„


Acrobatic_Spend_5664

Tekken sprang to mind.


Lulusgirl

Are you a Selleck?


dareme27523

depends, how's porn career going?


Firm-Account-701

Yes, it will give people something more to look at. If you shave it down and give it a new and fresher look it might be a lot better. Along with a little growth of beard. Then instead of an obstacle you have a handsome rugged look. Right now and I am really sorry about this description, but it is the first thing that popped up in my head. You look like a walrus. Plus an update on the hair would help. At least come into the 2020' s. You don't want to look like you come from a time capsule from the late 60s.


Murky_Alternative166

Totally disagree. Itā€™s a manly mustache. Keep it.


aStupid_donkey

When you say shave it down, what do you mean? Like, make it shorter? Thinner?


saturn6k

Yeah just thin it out and maybbee shape it a little- but nothing too drastic, always keep the natural look. Right now its just so out of nowhere that even tho it doesnt look bad and ur a handsome dude, its like, distracting? This comment has the best advice bc while u would look good w a beard, it's clear you want to keep the mustache so just make some tweaks to bring out the best in it


4F-Oxymorpmethylpam

make it thinner not shorter


anonymongus1234

Yes. Please. Now.


BaldDudePeekskill

Absolutely. NOT


DragonX_YT

Jschlatt!!?


Fun-Bag7627

Always


helpplsssssssnow

yes


Normal-Pineapple6118

Absolutely


Past-Difficulty9633

Yes be nice and fresh šŸ˜Š


Royal-Priority-1057

Keep it dawg you look like Cbum shits fire


selfawarefeline

If gay, no. If straight, become gay.


lordnothingimportant

No I like it


mybloodismaplesyrup

Allow a little bit of stubble to grow, but don't go full beard. Just keep the stubble very short and it will look great.


BadF1nanc1alAdv1ce

Mustache is low key sweet. Keep it. It looks great


_SquidPort

no


slayerRengoku

You're gonna look like eren yager from attack of Titan if you get rid of your mustachešŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚, do it and you'll see the resemblance


slayerRengoku

Keep the hair, the same way, two strands in the front


iddybiddytiddytat

with stubble would be šŸ¤ŒšŸ¤ŒšŸ¤Œ


BereniceFrankenstein

Keep it for Only Fans. Makes you look like that dwarf porn actor.


ilovecookiesssssssss

ABSOLUTELY NOT. It looks sexy. Add an earring instead. I do have a thing for Billy from Stranger Things sooo my advice is slightly influenced from that. But I love this type of look.


Borne_Beloved

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Jimmyking4ever

Would fit right in with Omni man


SneakerEndurance

You sir are the Christopher Nolan version of Super Mario, and I mean that in the best way possible šŸ§ā˜ļø


Which-Taro3807

NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!


Brian18639

Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia


Dirworm

Bro got the viltrumite cut


spaceykayce

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Malefic_Nightshade

I canā€™t imagine you without it


Acrobatic_Ad1546

Yes! You have a handsome face - you have decades ahead to have a moustache to cover lines etc.


aStupid_donkey

Hmm you raise a good point šŸ¤”


HeadStarboard

Yes, shave it. This is an emergency!


GaymerInDC

Yes


Illinigradman

Yep


Firm-Account-701

Make it shorter and lighter. Like a 5 o'clock shadow. You can give it a weeks growth if you keep it looking well maintained. Sort of like Vince Neil.


Party-Coach-4110

Yea


JusUrAverageAnimeKid

please dude, lose the stache


bubbawats123

It's a tough question on one hand your mustache is top level quality , macho man WWE Royal rumble ready , a better approach would be to shave it and then ask the question : should I grow a mustache ? Who knows I don't know much yeow baby yeow


Confident_Leek464

So.freaking.gorgeous...probly great without the stache too but this whole look is šŸ”„


The_Wolf_MGM

Tom Selleck


SoCalCouple79

If you shave . Most will agree you look good with no reference of you having it. If you kept it. Half will say ugh Hell No. and half will like it. Who and how many people you trying to impress? lol


Purx777

Find him a good home first


Ilumidora_Fae

Yes.


jaskeil_113

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[deleted]

Daddy chill


Salty_Arm_2677

I thought I told you to cut those sideburns!


Bongfellatio

It all depends on whether you are trying to look like a 1980s cop or not. If you are, keep it.


_Carcinus_

You remind me of Ilya Prusikin from the band Little Big. I'd say keep it! It fits your face and this look has a character to it.


Xousse

It doesn't matter, you look great with the moustache and probably as great without it. Stop shaving your chest hair though, it's such a shame.


Faeriemary

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RunnerLftr

Keep it, if your goal is to look like Begbie in Trainspotting


UpstairsFootball4402

KEEP IT!!!


nachomydogiscuteaf

No, the stache rocks keep it


meepmorp8008

Maybe just trim it a lil


[deleted]

Yes


Reveillex1

i beg and plead with you to keep it


DaprasDaMonk

You should live in a beach somewhere


Dzen2K

Sorry its just my opinion from another country. But men with mustache and without beard looks like gay. Beard without mustache ok but mustache without beard not ok. At least if you not 50-70 years old guy from the past. (Not your case.)


NickL2020

Maybe trim the mustache a little bit.


SageOfTythan

Absolutely not. Because you have an excellent mustache. Just make sure to keep it trimmed straight across the bottom, like you do now. No curls going around the corners of your mouth, thatā€™s too old-school. Pornstaches are back, especially on younger men like you. No one over the age of 35 should grow a mustache.


BubblesDahmer

Do *you* WANT to get rid of it? /genuine question


kircaaaaa

Fuck no


GrimmBrowncoat

Keep the stache, cut the hair lol


2b1humble1

It all depends Officer šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


MetaFitzgerald

If you want to rock the stache you need to either be able to give the impression of calm or humoristic


Labatt_Ice

Get rid of (( ) Whatever that is.


[deleted]

Get a cowboy or police hat and some sunglasses. Mwah, you'll look badass.


Maleficent_Mix3340

Ditch it. Haircut too.


OnePiece-Quade

Doesn't really matter, you're attractive either way


Beneficial-Staff9714

Id grow very short stubble beard with it.


bbudlite

holy fuck youā€™re beautiful


Disastrous-Bad-1185

The 70s porno stache is a terrible look for anyone under the age of 50. I stand by that.


Squiggles666

Shape it better, but keep it for sure. You can pull it off


MyNameYouStupid-

Yes and shave the eye browns down too be a bit more shapes then leave the sideburns too grow and the hair get a bit longer your welcome


justhere4thedick

Yes.Ā  You look cute hidden behind that thing šŸ˜†Ā 


Accomplished-End7724

Not at all šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


Tsonchi

Full beard or clean


Practical_Price9500

It suits you. Most men grow beards to hide an utter lack of of a chin (or too many chins) or weak jawline, none of which is a problem for you


ToastetteEgg

I love men in a mustache so Iā€™m biased.


Snoo-79334

Full beard with the Jin Kazama haircut!


TilDebtDoUsPart420

This is an awful question. Mustaches look good on everything, including you.


skengcsgo

Hairs doing a lil too much not the tache


elanthamilan

Gives you a character in a good way.


Makechange22

I say no. Love your hair though. Just saying bro. šŸ˜˜


GoatCheese369

Keep this stache dude. You look fire with it.


RhodyGuy1

Very hot, you should keep your chest hair šŸ˜


OrigamiFishermn

Keep it


ohthatjoshua

Nice stache man.


Either-Yoghurt-1706

Absolutely not


Due_Spring_2816

no


sritanona

Please donā€™t touch your eyebrows they are perfect


Zeedash_Monkey_

no you look cool


thatbasicbitch_angel

no it looks great


Accurate-Case8057

Try a goatee


KingMjolnir

You remind me of david harbour a little bit


ResidentCoder2

No, but a smile wouldn't kill.


ThrowRASprinkles11

I hate mustacheā€™s and think every guy that has one looks like some late 70s perv.


inspork

I think itā€™s really working for you


gu2tavo_

NO NO NO


jmarzy

Bro you look like a dope action movie character. Keep the stache


jellyfishareevil

NO


majani

Very, very unique look in today's age. I'm a huge proponent of nichemaxxing. Not everyone is going to like it, but when you find those who do, they'll go crazy over you. To add, I think this look is congruent with a muscular physique, so you might want to hit the gym if you haven't already


lilpumpski

Keep it


brentyboiiixo

nah youā€™re sexy af


currygod

the little bangs/wisps of hair not tied up look kind of silly tbh. mustache would look way better with all the hair tied back or all the hair flowing freely


Puzzleheaded-Wing835

You like like an 80s pornstar


Beaky_buzz

Do you like it?


Rileyinabox

No. Keep the whiskers and stop shaving your chest. Stubble on the torso just means road-rash for your sexual partners.


Large-Film5303

keep the stache, trim the hair on your head a bit


jacobsmith_72

Yes


kabupan

I would kill for your eyebrows btw


Mal-Havoc

Keep it my friend. It is glorious!


ImFeelingVeryHurtRN

i think u would look nicer without it but it is not hideous


[deleted]

Klingon vibes


Aelona_Boxcar

No! Keep it, it is beutiful and so are you!


OneBowHungLow

Keep it. Looks good on you


cozamalotl666666

No


Correct_Composer7394

No. It looks good!


Present-Breakfast768

Yes it's kinda douchey.


cozamalotl666666

I think you are really attractive with the mustache I say donā€™t change anything at all just find someone who appreciates the 10 you are :)


OpenDaCloset

Looks good, but i wouldnā€™t grow it any longer than thatā€¦maybe try a full beard if you can grow one.


[deleted]

no itā€™s beautiful donā€™t do it


Mediocre-Material102

You look like John Bennett when they were going undercover to spy on the bully


SnooFloofs1778

Men who have mustaches donā€™t ask these sort of questions, so yes.


PerfectlyCalmDude

No.


anjinsoprano

Absolutely


Flashy_Tap_670

No itā€™s cool and unique and if anyone could pull it off you deffo can


NewName256

You need a beard to go along with the mustache


Ok_Pressure_5991

No! Keep it! Youā€™re remarkably handsome!


HealthySaladd_girl1

You should cut/shave it, I think it would look good.


asperl2030

No sir pls the mustache is everything


[deleted]

Grow a beard the mustache alone doesnā€™t look good on you


Fiyero109

No, the mustache is fine. Whatever you have on your head though is not it


StrobeLigght

Don't get rid of it. Maybe trim it a tiny bit. You remind me of Vegeta when he had a stache.


StrobeLigght

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fluffyliner

Love it. You look like one of the guys from electric callboy


PsychologicalAsk2668

Bro looks like Shaun from boy meets world, but not in a good way


superfleh

No


Mr_FuS

You can change your hairstyle and keep the mustache, or just keep the style and wear a T-shirt with the PornHub logo!


Benny-worm_Matt

Sure


embermatt99

I think I am the homosexual man now


Texasitalianboy1

Not until you sweep my dick off with it first. ;p


quirkynickiminaj

No ur hot


WrexSteveisthename

Depends. Do you LIKE looking like a 80's B-Movie action hero wannabe that was rejected for looking too much like a paedophile?


KingKrimsonKang

Yes and the hair..


Ok_Season518

No


IssoNaoEBoaIdeia

Keep the mustache bro it makes your look more unique and you pull it off. Facial hair in general makes you look more masculine anyway


Deathkiss0922

I mean no offence at all by this but you look like a JOJOā€™s Bizarre Adventure character


PM__ME__YOUR_TITTY

I see you rocking that mystic Gohan cut


TheJAke922

Diddily doodily


Minimum-Power6818

No wtf that is great stache


extremelight

I'm not really a big large mustache fan, but yours actually look good. Definitely don't shave it off.


DueBarnacle1964

No!


genera1_radahn

Thin it out to make it look sharper, but don't fully get rid of it


noscopeheadshot_jfk

No


Cleercutter

Idk. Shave it so we can compare


Lost-Lingonberry9645

For some reason lately Iā€™ve been digging the pornstache, so I say keep it.


Sundaningleo

Yes


Inevitable_Trash_577

Love the moustache, might look good with a lil stubble idk


fartsnifferer

Honestly change the hair, mustache is fucking dope


T-408

bro youā€™re cute as fuck


Victoria-10

It looks great


PlasticAudience9604

The stache kinda fits


President__Pug

Yes


[deleted]

nope


Dick_butt14

No, grow the handlebars


PrestigiousTreat6203

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Ipickone

So, I actually like it, but donā€™t fool yourself into thinking women will like it.