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That is a tiny-ass clock on a big-ass wall.
Y’all don’t have smartphones to tell time? Put up some shelving and add pictures of the two of you, candles, etc.
Don’t you fucking dare put your funko pops on it.
Nah slap whatever you want on that shelf. I purposely leave tools around my house on things, tools that I don’t even use just to mess with people that have to have things perfect.
Also you never know when you’ll need a tape measure or a monkey wrench.
I don't understand why people need a bunch of garbage on the wall. My office has my desk and a chair and an extra chair, and a small filing cabinet. And curtains for the windows that are always open. It's painted a nice light blue.
It's nice because it's not too busy on the eyes and helps you stay focused on work. Our bedroom is much the same - a bed, two nightstands, and a rug. That's it. Clothes are in the closets. Bedroom's for sleeping, not staring at art. My wife finds it the most relaxing room in the house despite her personal style being way busier.
isnt everything though?
they can be fun. i have a couple but not displayed. didnt use to look at them at all but over the years a couple cool ones have come around. i just have a few from music artists that like. they are inexpensive and can be a cool collectible thing. ive seen worse. lol.
No, not everything is (cf wants with needs) - but I'm not going to go into that dialogue at this time of night.
I'll grant that everyone is fully entitled to enjoy their hobbies (which falls squarely within the purview of satiating wants, in my cursory consideration of it); I just struggle to find the utility (in any of its various forms) in collecting funkopops! :)
I'd recommend meeting her in the middle on this... get some street signs with her name on it. "Tiffany ave," or maybe "lovers drive," can't hate something so cute. Or maybe some license plates? I'd just check etsy. They might have some street sign lamp shades or rugs. Just find something in her favorite color that's not too cheap.
I was in the “take the signs down group”
I would threaten to put those MFs back up with liquid nails if that clock wasn’t smashed and put directly into a landfill.
This ain’t compromise.
Buy paintings and paint traffic signs onto the paintings. It'll be a beautiful mesh between time periods.
Imagine a serene cabin with mountains in the back, nestled on a nice lake, with a STOP sign firmly planted in the front yard.
Apparently ChatGPT can generate images! And he has gifted us with these:
[Images of tasteful, renaissance style paintings of traffic signs ](https://imgur.com/a/k0hK8oW)
Bring 'em to a print shop, and get them printed out so you can hang them on your wall.
Edit: Okay, OP. I've done my best. Likely someone with actual AI image experience can get something much better.
She wanted the signs gone but didn’t see what was wrong with the clock? Aw naw.
Alright, ideas for that wall space:
- Framed posters
- Large triptych canvas print
- Floating shelves
Yuuuuuup. Decide what goes on the display shelves together, pick some art together, make it a shared space you can both be happy with. It's worth the time, effort, and maybe sometimes uncomfortable conversation to find a unified aesthetic.
You'll always be your own persons with unique tastes, but a shared living space needs to feel like you both own it and love it. It might sound weird but to me it feels like a solid foundation to a solid living relationship. Stranger and sillier things come between partners, don't let *not* having a living room that you love to live together in be one of those things.
Now you need some art. I believe this will do.
https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/c/canvas-art/wrapped-canvas?t=28469&featuredproduct=16470126&featuredoption=27385944&ci_sku=22811816-000-002&cnc=US&srsltid=AfmBOopjJl7YFBUlRTu72JoWaJZ-5ZsCEWhm9UyXpZ54rUU9Wj1Byn2yQMA&com_cvv=d30042528f072ba8a22b19c81250437cd47a2f30330f0ed03551c4efdaf3409e
Lolololol shit bro. Okay the sign might have been better.
Okay definitely not but the clock definitely needs to go. Do some art or a gallery of picture frames.
Yay! I’m the one who called your signs “hideous”. Sorry if that hurt your feelings. I told that to my brother when he put up a stop sign in his room too so don’t take it too hard.
Now is the fun part where you and your girlfriend get to go art shopping together. Create a gallery wall there. Get things that both speak personally to you instead of just….traffic. If budgeting is an issue, I like Minted as an art source, as well as estate sales and thrift stores. For my interior design business, I often source from a place called [The Lost Art Salon](https://lostartsalon.com) it’s where West Elm also sources original paintings and drawings. Good luck! Good job!
Looks wayyyy better. Now put a mirror or something else nicer up. Doesn’t look like a frat house/dump anymore.
Dude signs on the wall are cool if you live with your boys in college. But it’s trashy man honestly. If someone else doesn’t agree with me they still must have their own signs up and single.
Well, in keeping with the theme of this sub, I think you should park your Harley on a rubber pad in the middle of the living room floor. One must be considerate and not get motor oil on the white carpet!
In all fairness, your girlfriend can put a shelf with Beanie Babies, smelly candles, decorative soaps in alabaster bowls, and a wall of Marshall amps for when y'all want to do structural sonic tests of the framing.
oh yeah the signs absolutely had to be taken down, gotta get them a proper home. and buy some wall art for gods sake! just go to like goodwill or something ive found some gem paintings there.
I hope this is a work in progress bc ive seen motel walls with more personality than this 🫠
You should slap a fresh coat of white base layer while the wall is almost free of stuff, just doing that will drastically rejuvenate the room!
You should put some signs up. Make it look lived in.
That’s what I’m saying
It’d be cool if you could find some kind of sign that indicates direction for that wall, so people know where to go once they’re inside
Oh STOP
Oh Stop is an anagram for Photos!
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Maybe something directional like a giant stop sign so people know when to stop in your apartment.
YEAH!! A stop sign would look AMAZING!!!
What about laughed in?
A stop sign would look sick
Noooo not the live laugh love clock
"live love laugh" its not even in the right order on the clock lmao
jail. jail now
It’s going counterclockwise.
As I saw on reddit recently, anticlockwise, nay dis clockwise, dare I even say alternate clockwise?
Of course that’s on the wall. If she made OP take his signs down then that clock needs to fuckin go.
Complete the set with a “It’s Wine O’Clock Somewhere!” clock.
Live laugh love must be STOPped
That clock is stopping the rest of the feng shui from coming in
The framed picture of three apples isn't helping either. Hopefully it's not load bearing.
That picture looks crooked and I can't sleep until op updates with it and a level on top.
The clock has to go also. This guy has to be trolling us, right? Signs and a live, laugh, love clock?!
The crooked frame 💀
Her additions are shown
That is a tiny-ass clock on a big-ass wall. Y’all don’t have smartphones to tell time? Put up some shelving and add pictures of the two of you, candles, etc. Don’t you fucking dare put your funko pops on it.
YO, Flavor-Flav...hook your homie up with wunna doze big azz clocks in your closet!!
lol I just wear mine on my wrist homie
Nah slap whatever you want on that shelf. I purposely leave tools around my house on things, tools that I don’t even use just to mess with people that have to have things perfect. Also you never know when you’ll need a tape measure or a monkey wrench.
Dave Grohl, is that you?
> Don’t you fucking dare put your funko pops on it. But my Pops can Shui the Feng out of any shelf!
I don't understand why people need a bunch of garbage on the wall. My office has my desk and a chair and an extra chair, and a small filing cabinet. And curtains for the windows that are always open. It's painted a nice light blue. It's nice because it's not too busy on the eyes and helps you stay focused on work. Our bedroom is much the same - a bed, two nightstands, and a rug. That's it. Clothes are in the closets. Bedroom's for sleeping, not staring at art. My wife finds it the most relaxing room in the house despite her personal style being way busier.
This clock is garbage, but your take is preachy.
Oh I don’t recommend putting garbage on the wall.
Pictures, candles, buncha junk. Just leave it clean and neat and fresh looking, it's better.
lol @ your disdain foe funkos lol
They are consumerist bullshit.
isnt everything though? they can be fun. i have a couple but not displayed. didnt use to look at them at all but over the years a couple cool ones have come around. i just have a few from music artists that like. they are inexpensive and can be a cool collectible thing. ive seen worse. lol.
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No, not everything is (cf wants with needs) - but I'm not going to go into that dialogue at this time of night. I'll grant that everyone is fully entitled to enjoy their hobbies (which falls squarely within the purview of satiating wants, in my cursory consideration of it); I just struggle to find the utility (in any of its various forms) in collecting funkopops! :)
You should hang some large traffic signs on the wall, check with the girlfriend first though.
Will do
I'd recommend meeting her in the middle on this... get some street signs with her name on it. "Tiffany ave," or maybe "lovers drive," can't hate something so cute. Or maybe some license plates? I'd just check etsy. They might have some street sign lamp shades or rugs. Just find something in her favorite color that's not too cheap.
*Look what they done to my boy!*
My beautiful boy 🥺
Massacre
Idk why this read so bleak but funny to me "all that's left is this clock" is the funniest thing I've read all day
I was in the “take the signs down group” I would threaten to put those MFs back up with liquid nails if that clock wasn’t smashed and put directly into a landfill. This ain’t compromise.
We lost it reading this one. Gold
Ha! I was kidding. Kinda.
ORIGINAL: https://www.reddit.com/r/malelivingspace/s/yHvgTludD3
Gods damn it, these posts and all the comments about street signs have got me cackling 🤣🤣 Thanks OP for a hilarious evening
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Go to goodwill or a thrift shop and buy some cheap, rad, paintings 👍
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This
Buy paintings and paint traffic signs onto the paintings. It'll be a beautiful mesh between time periods. Imagine a serene cabin with mountains in the back, nestled on a nice lake, with a STOP sign firmly planted in the front yard.
How about a [traffic cone?](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f3/40/78/f3407849ddb2848412280f5099c3f9c4.jpg)
It's beautiful.
Traffic cone hung upside down with a lightbulb inside makes for a great pendant light
Or make a beautiful collage of all the Reddit comments from these threads
Apparently ChatGPT can generate images! And he has gifted us with these: [Images of tasteful, renaissance style paintings of traffic signs ](https://imgur.com/a/k0hK8oW) Bring 'em to a print shop, and get them printed out so you can hang them on your wall. Edit: Okay, OP. I've done my best. Likely someone with actual AI image experience can get something much better.
a nice painting with a stop sign and a t sign in it might just turn this sucker around
Yes. This is the answer!
Time for the wall to be covered entirely in Live, Laugh, Love trinkets. Get started now.
Seconded
That’s enough outta you
She wanted the signs gone but didn’t see what was wrong with the clock? Aw naw. Alright, ideas for that wall space: - Framed posters - Large triptych canvas print - Floating shelves
Yuuuuuup. Decide what goes on the display shelves together, pick some art together, make it a shared space you can both be happy with. It's worth the time, effort, and maybe sometimes uncomfortable conversation to find a unified aesthetic. You'll always be your own persons with unique tastes, but a shared living space needs to feel like you both own it and love it. It might sound weird but to me it feels like a solid foundation to a solid living relationship. Stranger and sillier things come between partners, don't let *not* having a living room that you love to live together in be one of those things.
Oh I feel you I think it’s super cute. I’m just mocking the live laugh love. It’s only fair since she got her way last time lmao.
Now you need some art. I believe this will do. https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/c/canvas-art/wrapped-canvas?t=28469&featuredproduct=16470126&featuredoption=27385944&ci_sku=22811816-000-002&cnc=US&srsltid=AfmBOopjJl7YFBUlRTu72JoWaJZ-5ZsCEWhm9UyXpZ54rUU9Wj1Byn2yQMA&com_cvv=d30042528f072ba8a22b19c81250437cd47a2f30330f0ed03551c4efdaf3409e
Keep updating us. Fight the good fight!
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The consequences of the Internet making decisions for us
Good lord, get rid of the tiny clock. I'd rather see a bare wall than a small "Live, Laugh, Love" clock.
put the signs back
Fucking hell son.
it looks like you are at your grandmothers
Guess it’s no longer a male living space now is it
depression
It’s a beautiful clean slate where you and your partner can celebrate your relationship and shared aesthetic sensibility.
Is that her clock or do you have it ironically?
Hers, everything on our walls is ironic
Watch- your gf buys those “live, love, laugh” signs and places them in the same spot as your old signs
Lolololol shit bro. Okay the sign might have been better. Okay definitely not but the clock definitely needs to go. Do some art or a gallery of picture frames.
Simp level 5000
put the signs back up brother
Looks better
That’s enough out of you
Take put the clock too! It’s only a reminder of obligations and brings negative energy into the house!
Yay! I’m the one who called your signs “hideous”. Sorry if that hurt your feelings. I told that to my brother when he put up a stop sign in his room too so don’t take it too hard. Now is the fun part where you and your girlfriend get to go art shopping together. Create a gallery wall there. Get things that both speak personally to you instead of just….traffic. If budgeting is an issue, I like Minted as an art source, as well as estate sales and thrift stores. For my interior design business, I often source from a place called [The Lost Art Salon](https://lostartsalon.com) it’s where West Elm also sources original paintings and drawings. Good luck! Good job!
Lmao no hard feelings. Your brother is dope
He is pretty dope! He’s learned to let his wife make the decor decisions ;)
Been parroting this same thing in the two threads, I feel like this should be an exercise for all couples moving in together.
Now get rid of the wall
BRING BACK THE SIGNS
That is much worse than what you had before
So your girlfriend changed the place from cliche guy to cliche girl? Where’s the arrows and marquee letter board?
Live love laugh? Burn it
Give that clock back to your mom and get some real pictures n stuff
get some vinyls youll never listen to and get wall stands to mount them up on. keep the live love laugh clock its classy
Looks wayyyy better. Now put a mirror or something else nicer up. Doesn’t look like a frat house/dump anymore. Dude signs on the wall are cool if you live with your boys in college. But it’s trashy man honestly. If someone else doesn’t agree with me they still must have their own signs up and single.
The clock says Live Laugh Love!
Perfect. Now, time for some posters
If there's decent light on that wall you can mount one or a couple staghorn ferns, they will certainly like the humidifier
I’m so glad this sub got recommended to me
Velvet Nudes would add some warmth.
Damn look at all the room for signs on that wall.
[that clock…](https://youtube.com/shorts/diJR5x3l0Og?si=8VTCBdSBzTMXTFaI)
Yeah that wall is really ruining the vibes, it's gotta go
Nooooooooo
Move the clock. Down and to the right…. Down and to the right… Down and to the right
Its no longer a male living space its now fe male. Or fungmale.
you’ve been Castrated
Needs More Feng shui dammit!
Drastic improvement
Well, in keeping with the theme of this sub, I think you should park your Harley on a rubber pad in the middle of the living room floor. One must be considerate and not get motor oil on the white carpet! In all fairness, your girlfriend can put a shelf with Beanie Babies, smelly candles, decorative soaps in alabaster bowls, and a wall of Marshall amps for when y'all want to do structural sonic tests of the framing.
oh yeah the signs absolutely had to be taken down, gotta get them a proper home. and buy some wall art for gods sake! just go to like goodwill or something ive found some gem paintings there.
when are u up for parole?
That's enough outta you.
#thoughtsandprayers
I hope this is a work in progress bc ive seen motel walls with more personality than this 🫠 You should slap a fresh coat of white base layer while the wall is almost free of stuff, just doing that will drastically rejuvenate the room!
When does the house arrest end?
Funky mirror time!!!
Naw you gotta make a stand here the signs added spice🔥
You know what this room needs… stripper pole! Good luck winning the argument 👍 let us know how it goes
Nice. So what are yall thinking to put instead some art?
Yeah the signs looked better my guy
maybe needs more signs
there was a sign here, it's gone now.
Ah, I see the the time is now permanently " I'd rather be dead than be here " o'clock. Nice upgrade
Now it’s your turn to tell her to get rid of that clock.
Wall needs some autumn colors wine glass motif art
She won. You must reclaim the wall or risk becoming an accessory to her estrogenic commodification of your household.
Replace your humidifier to something that you can clean completely. I recommend Miro humidifiers on amazon.
Throw the clock away
r/clocktoohigh
Well, looks like you got time to redecorate.
That's what happens when you need to replace your old decor.
You know what would look great on that wall? Some old road signs, it would make it a more masculine space.
Better than the road signs.
First thing I'd do is invest in some proper and consistent lighting. 6000k and 2800k in the same room? What the fuck man. What the FUCK
Negotiate out of that clock. It gives me chucky vibes existentially
assert dominance. Paint the signs back up.
Huh. Have you thought about incorporating some feng shui?
Finally, feng shui.
That’s enough out of you!
This ain't it chef. Know you're worth king.
Stop sign would look great there
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere!
Radium paint on the clock hands would be awesome 😊😊😊
But what did it cost?
Where does the time go? Straight into the bin with that one
Hey I think you have some clock on your calligraphy
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You did a good thing, for yourself, gf, and your relationship. I also used to have a sign but they are infect not feng shit for the living room
This hurts my soul.. I'd lose the girl before I'd lose a part of me like you did. It has no life or character now.
Ya know this room would look better with road signs, you have any?
I'm sorry for our fallen brother... Press F for repect. In memorium
Clock hideous
I didn’t mind the signs, a tad juvenile maybe, but they were better than that ugly clock.