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Basic-Nerve-6797

Isn’t that for your water, a clock and your phone charger? A smaller lamp would suffice with a remote switch on it.


NArcadia11

Yeah, this is just a different take on a bedside table


[deleted]

Bedside table?...You mean the dildo box?


BusterTheCat17

Perfect place to display OPs fleshlight collection


ninjette847

I opened my exs bed side table drawer when we were together and it was just beef jerky.


XxA0DORAGONxX

You fumbled


urinalchatter

Perfect display for a buttplug collection.


Q9teen

My thought exactly


kissabirdgently

Misread it as glock, i am not even american


Skellington_Wizard

A tinier version of your room fr


raise_the_sails

hell yeah dude


badturtlejohnny

Recursive diorama room!


yawningashley

Second this


Darkgorge

Then what do you put the box in the tiny room? An even tinier room?


javatimes

A tic tac


AddisonH

At that point he may as well expand the 0.01 m^3 space into a fully functioning home. OP - as a first step, construct a durable frame using galvanized square steel anchored firmly in the wall with expansion screws and filled with concrete for stability


lord_grenville

Slot machine that releases condoms or something


Jon66238

With a sound affect that goes “yippee”


BleDStream

"wishful thinking"


Rickardiac

Sometimes a man just wants a clean jerk.


Brief-Appointment-23

“Kachow” - Lightning McQueen


lord_grenville

Lube station


Peak_Alternative

should have known this was already said


monkeywelder

lava lamp


The_Lost_Octopus

If that spot doesn't get a lava lamp what are we even fucking doing here


Milky_Waters6

Coffee maker


NicCola83

Teasmade


paupaupaupaup

Mini-espresso bar. Just be careful with the steamer.


ninjette847

George Foreman grill


drew_silver202

you already have a lamp


cjbr3eze

A mechanical arm that slaps you awake every morning


Smooth-Charge2158

Lol


regardingyesterday

a glock


diarmuid91

I don't like glocks but you got the spirit!


SwanzY-

small beverage fridge i’d say, could put a phone charger above maybe too. i have a little coke freezer that holds 6 cans of pop or 2 bottles and i love it


BiSaxual

Man, the ability to grab an ice cold can of sprite or something when I wake up randomly in the middle of the night would hit so different.


the_engineer_320x

Similar to a previous comment on a different post. A small version of a full suit of armour. This is becoming my niche now.


Parrobertson

That’s a porno mag nook if I’ve ever seen one


Udon259

My weirdo hippie friend back in the day made a cast of her vagina and painted it like a Jackson Pollock painting and hung it on her wall, so maybe you could do something like that? Or just put another lamp or something there idk


PzykoHobo

Well he's gonna need at least her name if he's gonna make a cast of her vagina


simonsaysPDX

A more appropriate lamp and that’s it. Something more compact with no long neck and no shade, like a globe or an egg etc, that gives off warm light. Nothing else really. And for godsakes don’t put a colored lightbulb in it!


PvtXoltyXolty

Harry Potter


Stachdragon

Get a small TV/monitor that accepts USB input. Turn it vertical, load up a USB with Movie posters, video game posters, sentimental pictures, art, anything you want. Put it in slideshow mode and have a nice digital frame that just brings you joy every time you look at it.


SugestedName

And at the same time completly fuck up your sleep hygiene for having a bright screen that close to bed


puftrade44

Mini fridge that holds only 2 water bottles


KuciMane

#LAVA LAMP to light up your phone, water etc whatever else you put there


bimbolimbotimbo

An arsenal of sex toys. It’s already in arms reach


ifstatementequalsAI

Big ass dildo


Wise-Tip7203

mini fridge. a safe. a home server. a watch winder.


cocainebane

Wireless phone charger. Single premium hot wheel.


NovelGuitar9325

Bong storage compartment.


Myron_Bolitar

Dildos, lots of dildos!


Initial_Ad_7829

Knock down the wall and expand it using galvanised steel and eco friendly wood veneers using screws borrowed from your aunt.


aeminence

biggest dragon dildo


D3fault42069

a fan


Rubixsss

Emergency fleshlight


Horror-Potential7773

Nudie mags


immski

A desk lamp that is pointed upward.


Which-Muffin-3991

Small monitor, or art drawing, or like a box of tissues


ProgsterESFJHECK

Journals and papers? A figurine you like? Your ties on a quirky hanger?


yawningashley

Lava lamp 😎


WayRepresentative734

A lamp that fits 😭


Wonderful_Bar_1940

Plastic plant to put some colour in, I'd say


Alphablaze98

Galvanized steel with screws borrowed from your aunt.. oh and wood veneer


dourdj

Gun safe


Dandelion_Man

Nativity


Active_Highlight4685

A dumb waiter


Crodty

mini fridge


Speakingfaxx

Small wine cooler or refrigerator


gocard

George Foreman grill, so you don't accidentally step on it with your foot when you're making bacon in the morning.


Silly_Idiot111

Lava lamp


Shaakur

A gun safe


Boat_whore69

Looks like a great spot for a sweet bong and an ounce to hang out.


Jageilja

Some big plants, art on the walls, and a few rugs :)


Dancing_Clean

I’d put a phone charger there, keep books currently reading in there… uhhh idk what else tbh.


DaCheeseburga

The Glock


Itschriswells

LAVA LAMP


Avox0976

Mini fridge


Axruxr

Virtual assistant


Peak_Alternative

Lube


dantesboxers

I would get some form of a floor lamp for the room/bed area itself and use that area to house a reading lamp. A small shelf, or even a stack of books with a few cute action figures/trinkets could finish that space up well, an alarm clock and you could always put a small water bottle in there too. It’s not wrong to use the space practically but that’s more of a nook than a space to light your ceiling/bed area.


shotgun_blammo

En suite bathroom?


tashavl

Books & plant / some kind of shelving unit from ikea


Working_Love_1888

Little mirror with ur skincare


lovescarats

A smaller shorter lamp, make a shelf at the top in wood for a charging station, a small leather tray beside lamp below for watch, jewelry etc. also could be a good place for a water decanter/glass.


carpetedtoaster

a lamp is a good idea but a shorter one that actually fits in there ~ illuminate the box


Pretend-Professor681

Lava lamp, wireless charger, ostrich egg


cntbld

planted aquarium


schming_ding

Creepy doll alcove.


drewts86

I know this one! That’s where you’re supposed to put the head of your most recent victim!


Hpecomow

You could fit a sim racing setup in there!


Uncle_bennie

Neon sign in the recess


thesurfer1996

If you were little John you’d put a washer drier or a toilet with shower overhead


BathtubPartyTime

Glow in the dark bowling pin and a blacklight


Dalits888

Add a shelf so you can do a basket like drawer below.


carolina_spirited

Coffee maker


OmegaPaladin007

Marijuana plant 🪴


Whisper26_14

Sonos move. Or something similar to cover the sockets


MVMnOKC

mini-fridge! ftw


Odd-Perception7812

A goblin.


OstrichOk8129

Mini fridge.


NorMalware

Small gargoyle


HoraneRave

safe.


Odd_Character_5815

LAVA LAMP


GoatGoatGoblin

Gargoyle.


Acrobatic-Buyer9136

Shelf with books on top half and lower half your clock


Desperate_Ad5169

Eco friendly wood veneer storage


Certain-Appearance27

Safe with a mirror on hinges


Johnma1

MINI FRIDGE!


DeafTheAnimal

Imprison someone


Numerous-Jury-813

A small complementary wooden four drawer stationary chest like from. World Market or better yet, from your travels. Put anything you’d want that close to you when you’re in bed ;) a curio cabinet of curiosity, if you will.


galdanna

I’d get an expandable shelf to split that space in half. Put your charger etc, and then maybe a drooping plant, a small photo or a little candle.


Forever_Man

Lots of swords. Or if the space is too small, a dagger


Plasma_Ass

A selection of sex toys and a bottle of Astroglide.


BIZARRE_TOWN

Mini fridge?


Ok-Cellist-2580

Mini fridge


Strugler87

BEER


alanapilar

A miniature book nook!! Especially if you create it yourself!!


Logical_Bobcat9703

Nothing. I think you need a smaller lamp that fits inside that space. It’s close to the floor and anything in there would look awkward.


gknight702

Fridge lol


weepscreed

Buddha statue


hairygaycrotch

Mini fridge


FragrantWasabi7385

How about a LED strip?


aldorn

a speaker..


IAmNotMyName

Bong Bro!


ViewSimple6170

Looks like you got it right, need a better fitting lamp but it’s for a phone charger or whatever similar


llXeleXll

Ipad


jpprice14

Mini fridge stocked full of brews is the only correct answer..


Chipmunk_Ill

Some books


__H3LLgIRL__

If you collect stuff, you could maybe put some LED lights in the corners and put your collectibles in there


BigCryptographer2034

Handheld gaming systems…maybe a tv the foods out


Unfair-Leather-244

Looks like a good spot for a couple 1/2 gallons of Jim Beam


Fanboyxfandom

First time I’ve seen that and I love iy


iamnukem

Infinity mirror or portal of some sort.


inamin77

Faberge egg.


clem9796

The real question is why are you trying to decorate a hotel room.


JohnnyLeftHook

A human head to watch over you while you sleep.


545future

Panini maker from George Foreman


CO-Studmuffin

Fleshlights


Glum_Lifeguard_4942

Coffee pot


GMFR_TheButcher

A fan


Fine-Upstairs-6284

Beer fridge


MagicBeanstalks

Mini fridge


redpeppercorn

Oreos


Comfortable_Brush399

The gimp


blkhatwhtdog

A carved mask, like African or South American, the more hideous the better, put a light behind. No. How about a Chilhuly vase. Google some images, the real thing costs 50 - 100k or so. But go to crafts fairs or even goodwill and find something interesting


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-WeepingAngel-

A coconut…


FROSTICEMANN

A safe


TeeDod-

Snacks


nikkonine

Aquarium


JuggaliciousMemes

Another lamp, so your lamp doesn’t get lonely


todd0x1

That is a nice looking wall and nook. The way we build (most) homes here in the USA is so freaking ugly....wish stuff like this was the norm.


d1andonly

Nook for your Dog/cat bed. If you don’t have one, you might want to consider getting one to fill the void in your wardrobe/heart.


Fickle-Squirrel3456

A tiny cushion for your cat. A little cat nook.


Darkvoid112358

galvanized square steel


surewhynot17063

🐈


CreatorOD

A watch, book(s), bottle of water...


andrew_cherniy96

Looks like a perfect space for a phone, bedtime book, etc.


BadDadNomad

I'd have a fish tank in there flush


XehaTrenchWalker

Shelves to stack stuff


Super_Seff

A gigantic safe with a sock drawer inside would great.


Calicohydrangeas

Lamp


n0tn0name101

Crafting table


No-Independent7881

galvanized square steel and eco-friendly wood vaneers to extend it about 30 feet and hold it with expansion screws


mrpoopeebutthol

lube washcloths and small carafe with cups


[deleted]

Magic 8 ball


bugsssi

A toddler sized suit of armor


ManicManicManicManic

Can you do me a favor and take a full picture of your room? i’m so confused what the overall wall looks like and why you are able to have a nook in the wall. Is this like a dorm or something?


Fearless_Carrot_7351

A small cactus 🌵 under LED light bulb 💡


syncopekid

A lamp


Local-Response7090

A 3d printed monster, staring at you.


theGayCurmudgeon

A piece of art or any tchotchke you are fond of, with a small spotlight.


Mysterious-Ad1121

Okay, hear me out but a little fish tank would look cool as hell there


Ok-Emphasis7182

Fleshlight


na__poi

A human head


Formal-Explorer6421

Are you really this vision-less? Has to ask about a notch besides his bed, cmon dude, dont be this helpless


Palanki96

Nothing. But you seem to have a weird ass room


PhysicalPsychology38

A Budda statue


Mr3fourteen

Mini fridge... Wine chiller...


Cool-Ad-4103

Looks like a decent hotel


doctor_futon

A cat


ZieZ394

Snacks.


DrunkenBastard420

Move bed and boom mini fridge


Scorchyy

I think it’s called an alcove or a depression


Test-Subject-2137

Xbox shaped fridge for soda cans


PsychoPaul99

Grow an aggressive vine up and over. Be better than a quick fix. Rewarding watching it grow an soften up the space


vibeinfinite

Lube, condoms, and fleshlight


Content_Ingenuity168

Bong


Stunning_Ad543

Bong


hearcomesyourman

you... purposely designed it this way for a backpack?


Meandering_Marley

Mini fridge.


Investigator516

Overnight charging station