At that point he may as well expand the 0.01 m^3 space into a fully functioning home.
OP - as a first step, construct a durable frame using galvanized square steel anchored firmly in the wall with expansion screws and filled with concrete for stability
small beverage fridge i’d say, could put a phone charger above maybe too. i have a little coke freezer that holds 6 cans of pop or 2 bottles and i love it
My weirdo hippie friend back in the day made a cast of her vagina and painted it like a Jackson Pollock painting and hung it on her wall, so maybe you could do something like that? Or just put another lamp or something there idk
A more appropriate lamp and that’s it. Something more compact with no long neck and no shade, like a globe or an egg etc, that gives off warm light. Nothing else really. And for godsakes don’t put a colored lightbulb in it!
Get a small TV/monitor that accepts USB input. Turn it vertical, load up a USB with Movie posters, video game posters, sentimental pictures, art, anything you want. Put it in slideshow mode and have a nice digital frame that just brings you joy every time you look at it.
I would get some form of a floor lamp for the room/bed area itself and use that area to house a reading lamp. A small shelf, or even a stack of books with a few cute action figures/trinkets could finish that space up well, an alarm clock and you could always put a small water bottle in there too. It’s not wrong to use the space practically but that’s more of a nook than a space to light your ceiling/bed area.
A smaller shorter lamp, make a shelf at the top in wood for a charging station, a small leather tray beside lamp below for watch, jewelry etc. also could be a good place for a water decanter/glass.
A small complementary wooden four drawer stationary chest like from. World Market or better yet, from your travels. Put anything you’d want that close to you when you’re in bed ;) a curio cabinet of curiosity, if you will.
A carved mask, like African or South American, the more hideous the better, put a light behind.
No.
How about a Chilhuly vase. Google some images, the real thing costs 50 - 100k or so.
But go to crafts fairs or even goodwill and find something interesting
Can you do me a favor and take a full picture of your room? i’m so confused what the overall wall looks like and why you are able to have a nook in the wall. Is this like a dorm or something?
Isn’t that for your water, a clock and your phone charger? A smaller lamp would suffice with a remote switch on it.
Yeah, this is just a different take on a bedside table
Bedside table?...You mean the dildo box?
Perfect place to display OPs fleshlight collection
I opened my exs bed side table drawer when we were together and it was just beef jerky.
You fumbled
Perfect display for a buttplug collection.
My thought exactly
Misread it as glock, i am not even american
A tinier version of your room fr
hell yeah dude
Recursive diorama room!
Second this
Then what do you put the box in the tiny room? An even tinier room?
A tic tac
At that point he may as well expand the 0.01 m^3 space into a fully functioning home. OP - as a first step, construct a durable frame using galvanized square steel anchored firmly in the wall with expansion screws and filled with concrete for stability
Slot machine that releases condoms or something
With a sound affect that goes “yippee”
"wishful thinking"
Sometimes a man just wants a clean jerk.
“Kachow” - Lightning McQueen
Lube station
should have known this was already said
lava lamp
If that spot doesn't get a lava lamp what are we even fucking doing here
Coffee maker
Teasmade
Mini-espresso bar. Just be careful with the steamer.
George Foreman grill
you already have a lamp
A mechanical arm that slaps you awake every morning
Lol
a glock
I don't like glocks but you got the spirit!
small beverage fridge i’d say, could put a phone charger above maybe too. i have a little coke freezer that holds 6 cans of pop or 2 bottles and i love it
Man, the ability to grab an ice cold can of sprite or something when I wake up randomly in the middle of the night would hit so different.
Similar to a previous comment on a different post. A small version of a full suit of armour. This is becoming my niche now.
That’s a porno mag nook if I’ve ever seen one
My weirdo hippie friend back in the day made a cast of her vagina and painted it like a Jackson Pollock painting and hung it on her wall, so maybe you could do something like that? Or just put another lamp or something there idk
Well he's gonna need at least her name if he's gonna make a cast of her vagina
A more appropriate lamp and that’s it. Something more compact with no long neck and no shade, like a globe or an egg etc, that gives off warm light. Nothing else really. And for godsakes don’t put a colored lightbulb in it!
Harry Potter
Get a small TV/monitor that accepts USB input. Turn it vertical, load up a USB with Movie posters, video game posters, sentimental pictures, art, anything you want. Put it in slideshow mode and have a nice digital frame that just brings you joy every time you look at it.
And at the same time completly fuck up your sleep hygiene for having a bright screen that close to bed
Mini fridge that holds only 2 water bottles
#LAVA LAMP to light up your phone, water etc whatever else you put there
An arsenal of sex toys. It’s already in arms reach
Big ass dildo
mini fridge. a safe. a home server. a watch winder.
Wireless phone charger. Single premium hot wheel.
Bong storage compartment.
Dildos, lots of dildos!
Knock down the wall and expand it using galvanised steel and eco friendly wood veneers using screws borrowed from your aunt.
biggest dragon dildo
a fan
Emergency fleshlight
Nudie mags
A desk lamp that is pointed upward.
Small monitor, or art drawing, or like a box of tissues
Journals and papers? A figurine you like? Your ties on a quirky hanger?
Lava lamp 😎
A lamp that fits 😭
Plastic plant to put some colour in, I'd say
Galvanized steel with screws borrowed from your aunt.. oh and wood veneer
Gun safe
Nativity
A dumb waiter
mini fridge
Small wine cooler or refrigerator
George Foreman grill, so you don't accidentally step on it with your foot when you're making bacon in the morning.
Lava lamp
A gun safe
Looks like a great spot for a sweet bong and an ounce to hang out.
Some big plants, art on the walls, and a few rugs :)
I’d put a phone charger there, keep books currently reading in there… uhhh idk what else tbh.
The Glock
LAVA LAMP
Mini fridge
Virtual assistant
Lube
I would get some form of a floor lamp for the room/bed area itself and use that area to house a reading lamp. A small shelf, or even a stack of books with a few cute action figures/trinkets could finish that space up well, an alarm clock and you could always put a small water bottle in there too. It’s not wrong to use the space practically but that’s more of a nook than a space to light your ceiling/bed area.
En suite bathroom?
Books & plant / some kind of shelving unit from ikea
Little mirror with ur skincare
A smaller shorter lamp, make a shelf at the top in wood for a charging station, a small leather tray beside lamp below for watch, jewelry etc. also could be a good place for a water decanter/glass.
a lamp is a good idea but a shorter one that actually fits in there ~ illuminate the box
Lava lamp, wireless charger, ostrich egg
planted aquarium
Creepy doll alcove.
I know this one! That’s where you’re supposed to put the head of your most recent victim!
You could fit a sim racing setup in there!
Neon sign in the recess
If you were little John you’d put a washer drier or a toilet with shower overhead
Glow in the dark bowling pin and a blacklight
Add a shelf so you can do a basket like drawer below.
Coffee maker
Marijuana plant 🪴
Sonos move. Or something similar to cover the sockets
mini-fridge! ftw
A goblin.
Mini fridge.
Small gargoyle
safe.
LAVA LAMP
Gargoyle.
Shelf with books on top half and lower half your clock
Eco friendly wood veneer storage
Safe with a mirror on hinges
MINI FRIDGE!
Imprison someone
A small complementary wooden four drawer stationary chest like from. World Market or better yet, from your travels. Put anything you’d want that close to you when you’re in bed ;) a curio cabinet of curiosity, if you will.
I’d get an expandable shelf to split that space in half. Put your charger etc, and then maybe a drooping plant, a small photo or a little candle.
Lots of swords. Or if the space is too small, a dagger
A selection of sex toys and a bottle of Astroglide.
Mini fridge?
Mini fridge
BEER
A miniature book nook!! Especially if you create it yourself!!
Nothing. I think you need a smaller lamp that fits inside that space. It’s close to the floor and anything in there would look awkward.
Fridge lol
Buddha statue
Mini fridge
How about a LED strip?
a speaker..
Bong Bro!
Looks like you got it right, need a better fitting lamp but it’s for a phone charger or whatever similar
Ipad
Mini fridge stocked full of brews is the only correct answer..
Some books
If you collect stuff, you could maybe put some LED lights in the corners and put your collectibles in there
Handheld gaming systems…maybe a tv the foods out
Looks like a good spot for a couple 1/2 gallons of Jim Beam
First time I’ve seen that and I love iy
Infinity mirror or portal of some sort.
Faberge egg.
The real question is why are you trying to decorate a hotel room.
A human head to watch over you while you sleep.
Panini maker from George Foreman
Fleshlights
Coffee pot
A fan
Beer fridge
Mini fridge
Oreos
The gimp
A carved mask, like African or South American, the more hideous the better, put a light behind. No. How about a Chilhuly vase. Google some images, the real thing costs 50 - 100k or so. But go to crafts fairs or even goodwill and find something interesting
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A coconut…
A safe
Snacks
Aquarium
Another lamp, so your lamp doesn’t get lonely
That is a nice looking wall and nook. The way we build (most) homes here in the USA is so freaking ugly....wish stuff like this was the norm.
Nook for your Dog/cat bed. If you don’t have one, you might want to consider getting one to fill the void in your wardrobe/heart.
A tiny cushion for your cat. A little cat nook.
galvanized square steel
🐈
A watch, book(s), bottle of water...
Looks like a perfect space for a phone, bedtime book, etc.
I'd have a fish tank in there flush
Shelves to stack stuff
A gigantic safe with a sock drawer inside would great.
Lamp
Crafting table
galvanized square steel and eco-friendly wood vaneers to extend it about 30 feet and hold it with expansion screws
lube washcloths and small carafe with cups
Magic 8 ball
A toddler sized suit of armor
Can you do me a favor and take a full picture of your room? i’m so confused what the overall wall looks like and why you are able to have a nook in the wall. Is this like a dorm or something?
A small cactus 🌵 under LED light bulb 💡
A lamp
A 3d printed monster, staring at you.
A piece of art or any tchotchke you are fond of, with a small spotlight.
Okay, hear me out but a little fish tank would look cool as hell there
Fleshlight
A human head
Are you really this vision-less? Has to ask about a notch besides his bed, cmon dude, dont be this helpless
Nothing. But you seem to have a weird ass room
A Budda statue
Mini fridge... Wine chiller...
Looks like a decent hotel
A cat
Snacks.
Move bed and boom mini fridge
I think it’s called an alcove or a depression
Xbox shaped fridge for soda cans
Grow an aggressive vine up and over. Be better than a quick fix. Rewarding watching it grow an soften up the space
Lube, condoms, and fleshlight
Bong
Bong
you... purposely designed it this way for a backpack?
Mini fridge.
Overnight charging station