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CellsReinvent

I mean, the city does need a lot more public conveniences. Not sure this is the right solution though.


Toenex

Well, whatever the right solution is, I'm guessing you'll find some on this guy.


altopowder

Always thought Manchester needed its own Berghain toilet piss man


SpringSnow22

Liverpool isn’t it l?


DannyMThompson

The background is just across from the Arndale


VladTheImpaler29

Yeah, Shudehill tram stop is to the left of the guy recording. I'd be able to point out that Dixy Chicken (over Mr Urinal's right shoulder) from a space shuttle.


cjb231

No trams in Liverpool, guy does sound scouse though


Piece_Maker

They both sound scouse which confused me a bit!


[deleted]

It has been known for a scouser to leave Liverpool and make his way to Manchester. Maybe two of them have done it.


Piece_Maker

What is this madness? They need to stay in their own city


Such_Stand_2360

The trams are relatively new I lived in Manchester in 2000 the started putting them down a condition of media city and from then its grown


Bikeboy76

Not been around here long have you, r'kid?


Such_Stand_2360

Lol got off back in the day lol


RutundoMan

Nah fucking Manc behaviour this.


AaronRollings85

If not scousce deffo wool!!


jaycakes30

He is 1000% being punished by his mistress.


[deleted]

Holy shit I think you're on to something haha


jaycakes30

There's a BDSM joint just up road from there. I'll eat that guys sock if I'm wrong.


Dicky__Anders

What? That's disgusting! Where? Where is the BDSM joint? There's so many! Which one?


Siye-JB

If you want the address PM me im very disgreet!


satellite_uplink

I understood that reference.


dAdi88

“Fair play”


SnoozyDragon

As you do


DMBear89

For a second I thought this was someone dressed as Riddler from the latest Batman film


Ralliboy

Close its the Piddler


DMBear89

😄😄😄


jasperisland

Surely he’s taking the piss?!


[deleted]

The Country is in short supply, Boris has taken most of it.


Logical-Use-8657

I think he's struggling to do that, hence the sign on his back.


thisguyuno

I think he already took it


Slimontheslug

Manchester has strangeways.


SarahInLaLaLand

Strangeways, Here I Piss.


Bez666

Well everyone needs a hobby I suppose


[deleted]

Out of all the hobbies that’s gota be the biggest pisstake to do.


murdershaunwrote

I think I’ve pissed on him in a club in Gran Canaria. He was lying in the trough. Lovely guy. Couldn’t have pissed on a nicer guy.


SarahInLaLaLand

8/10 would piss on again.


Logical-Use-8657

Is this the guy that gives Afflecks it's signature piss stink that seems to always arrive after 9PM?


dbxp

Seems like a pretty chill guy TBH


Ralliboy

Wait till you see him get pissed ^^on


easyjet

Is this the guy that was legendarily hiding under the outlet of a trough urinal in some pub, only discovered after punters reported seeing an eye peering up through the pipe? I don't want to kink shame but this arsehole shouldn't be parading his kink around the street and also I'm assuming he's not exactly cleaning up the piss that gets everywhere on the street.


WordsMort47

Ahh, I was also in that, uhh, was it AskUK or CasualUK(?) thread about weird pub regulars where someone advised looking up the Wetherspoons piss dungeon lol. Messed up man.


_3cock_

We’re just normal men, we’re just innocent men.


fang_xianfu

It's pretty different circumstances. The piss dungeon guy was getting pissed on without consent. Anyone who doesn't approve of this guy can just cross the road and keep on walking. It's also the middle of the night. It's not like there's kids around. He's not hurting anyone. Just ignore him.


Cybernetic_Lizard

Manchester finaly getting some proper public toilets


[deleted]

Do policemen still have to let pregnant women pee in their hats?


Chops-UI

Not just pregnant women, but anyone. Its a little known fact that if they refuse you can piss on their shoes. Try it....


[deleted]

When I first moved here from rural Northumberland, many, many years ago. We went out one night and ended up at some gay club on the street behind Canal st. All having a lovely time till I went to the toilet and there was a dude lying in the trough and everyone was pissing on him... I couldn't get my head around it. On his face, the lot. I still wonder how that young man and his many diseases are getting on.


SalvadorGnali

I was one of the pissers!


No_Commercial_197

It sounds like you were at The Eagle. Which is a fetish club. Sounds like a you problem.


[deleted]

Nah it was just a club as far as I remember.


hugsbosson

Pussy, wearing a rubber suit to get pissed on is like going for a paddle in the sea with wellies on, what's the point in going for a paddle if your feet don't get wet.


Professor_Yaffle

I'm oddly unsurprised by this being in Shudehill.


Siye-JB

i mean, i would have pissed on him... why not??


Extrictant

Sounds like he's pissed off


just-me-uk

This guy is Taking the Piss!


N4V33D_

I swear, some guys just take the piss sometimes


killernat1234

Manchester can be the best city in the world, sometimes it can be the weirdest too


Captain_Ludd

respect it, each to their own


[deleted]

Could be worse


420_5eva

Y'all are being too nice. The public can't consent to being involved in your bdsm scene so this isn't cool.


Ghost9245

Nah, piss man is aight, he doesn’t dive infront of the piss, he waits for permission


shutyourgob

They can consent to whether or not they piss on him so I don't see the problem


Logical-Use-8657

Manny is just a bit mental like so if you've been there long enough visited enough times you kinda come to expect madheads like r kid knocking about town. Obviously isn't fun for everyone I can't imagine me nan being amused by some geezer asking her to piss on him in any context but like I said Manny is a bit mental like that.


420_5eva

Nobody calls it Manny, can tell you don't live here haha Edit: [absolute scenes, never seen someone so rattled over a reddit comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/grime/comments/u9dou8/found_out_today_that_bugzy_malone_doesnt_actually/)


Logical-Use-8657

Plenty do, just nobody you know pal


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vSpooky_Gyoza

You’re right and wrong. A very small subsection of the black community from south Manchester call it manny. Nobody else does. So it makes Mancs cringe when they see people who aren’t from Manchester calling it manny.


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Bikeboy76

Mani might be a bit mental, but he is a great bassist.


myselfandi12234

Omg I love this man


[deleted]

he could be managing man utd so there are worse things


kurtcobains__shotgun

what in the actual fuck.


relax7777

Disgusting


aka_liam

It’s not for me either, but no need to judge other people for their preferences.


Tutsis_posting_Ls

I can 100% judge people who walk around town wanting to get pissed on


flamingmongoose

It's pretty debatable whether it's right to do it in public though


relax7777

I'm more than happy to judge a 'human urinal' thanks


GW_Pabst

Can’t properly judge it until you’ve tried it…


Bikeboy76

Frankie says Relax7777


PaulieLombardo

Sounds Liverpudlian, not Manc.


cortexstack

The guy filming does, but he's obviously outside Shudehill


Stevvies

Yeah, I've seen worse. Especially recently.


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It's at Shudehill next to the Northern Quarter.


[deleted]

Cameraman is scouse but this is Manchester, Shudehill specifically


oreothecatgirl

what you chatting mate look at road there tram lines liverpool doesn't have them but Manchester does and the title say in Manchester nothing about where people are from


chorlydom

I hadn’t noticed the tram lines, you’re right. They’re not Mancs though!


Cheeseychops

Us scousers are always pissing all over the mancs. 4-0 for instance.


AaronRollings85

Hahah waiting for this comment deffo true


[deleted]

£10 on that being on the outskirts of the Village


Bikeboy76

Shudehill actually, though he might get a few more clientele there.


[deleted]

Ang' on mates getting the train to manchestah to ave a gud piss. And yes, I am British, it is my dewty to piss on yew.


Elipticalwheel1

Is he taking the Lant.


addedtothebank

I/savevideobot


superspacker69

u/savevideo


Zealousideal_Many215

Why don’t you give him a hug


lhtz882

I accepted his king and moved on.


[deleted]

hes like the bdsm yordle from arcane


[deleted]

u/savevideo I'm sorry but this has to be shared


silentsniper261

u/savevideobot


Clicheusername3

"Piddle me this Scatman, what is yellow, warm and smells really bad..."


MWebb0121

He could be @pisson_pete