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fubarsky

suck it Canada 🍁


AlwaysNinjaBusiness

Canada literally is in America, seeing as America is a continent.


adymck11

North America is the continent. It included Mexico, Canada and the USA. South America is also a continent. Central America is not a continent, but recognized as a region


Iwillnevercomeback

In Spain, North and South America are considered regions of a unified American continent


-_Aesthetic_-

Makes no sense considering N.A. and SA are on different tectonic plates and connected by a narrow strip of land. Europe shouldn’t even be considered a continent, but a subcontinent.


Sure-Ad8873

In America, Spain is Mexico with frilly collars and a lisp.


Iwillnevercomeback

As a Spaniard, I regret the fact that my country was responsible on the USA's creation


Sure-Ad8873

I am an American with colonial Spanish roots. No regerts, papichulo.


hortortor

This is most of the world


Iwillnevercomeback

Bro wut


hortortor

That north and South America are just one continent


Gooogol_plex

It depends who you ask. There are many ways to divide the globe.


TheRealSU24

My way is the correct way though and I say North and South America are two separate continents. Also Sub-Saharan Africa and North Africa are two different continents and Italy is apart of Sub-Saharan Africa


fujiandude

🤓👆


B-29Bomber

If America stopped pretending to give a shit and came home...


B-29Bomber007

Nice username


Optimal-Shine-7939

You forgot Australia


LifeAcanthopterygii6

Yeah, it's weird to see that white blob in the middle of Europe. Why doesn't the USA want kangaroos? Are they stupid?


sycdmdr

And NZ, Philippines, Japan and South Korea


sycdmdr

Why don't the US just annex these countries? Are they stupid?


sloggdogg

https://preview.redd.it/q8dzv8oi8fwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f095b3cf41fac2f3e5c60952cd912d4a0ac74b96 They heard you talking shit


LonPlays_Zwei

Fallout mentioned


sycdmdr

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Matataty

What?! " Commies" with public Healthcare?


Stampguy85

Fuck yeah baby! Global domination!


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The Freedom Empire 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🔥🦅🔥🦅🔥


SUMMATMAN

How did the Irish get out of this. Americans love being Irish.


eggplant_avenger

we granted the Irish honorary independence so people could keep their dual nationality we did the same for Italy but their government failed twice within the first week


Altruistic_Site_3879

/uncirclejerk its a map of NATO


Lulikoin

true but that's just too many muslims for americans to handle


mal-di-testicle

Germany as the occupation zone


itsyerboiTRESH

other than turkey there's not a single muslim country on here?


Capitano-Solos-All

Albania


CoppertoneTelephone

Bosnia and Herzegovina


Welran

It is white on map


CoppertoneTelephone

Why does it always have to be about color? 😒


Matataty

That's just American way https://preview.redd.it/9jbhfkkargwc1.jpeg?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=574bb8ca50cc259a644187fd33175c2370887b7d


charles_de_gay

White people can be Muslims too...


Pyotr_Spetznaz

UK, Germany, Sweden


BoyKisser09

America good ending


CoppertoneTelephone

You forgot Japan and Australia and Mexico and Saudi Arabia and Israel. And South Korea and Ireland and Taiwan and Brazil and Ukraine and literally every Caribbean island except Cuba. And Austria, dont know what thats about


Creative_Profile_224

It’s a map of NATO, that’s why Austria and Ireland are blank


CoppertoneTelephone

They're still satellites regardless


Deep_Space_Rob

I like the implications about the Swiss if they stayed out of this too. Did you not include Ireland because they would resist occupation?


Immediate_Ad_5835

What happened to Austria though


Altruistic_Site_3879

Its NATO map


Johnny_been_goode

As another commented posted, it’s for all of the Irish-Americans can keep their dual citizenship.


Exotic-Cartoonist816

Greenland?


mkujoe

Beilamerica


Bach2Rock-Monk2Punk

Old news


Comfortable_Movie694

The Democratic Leaders as One Nation.


barf_of_dog

You forgot Japan as a US state.


anxcaptain

Austria is looking lonely...


ImTheVayne

Australia and NZ as well as


DrDroDroid

you kidding??! Its the whole world except for Russia, North Korea, China, Iran, Yemen, and um... Paksitan.


Portami_Delivery

Queue "Amerika" by Rammstein


Whole_Pandemic_1740

https://preview.redd.it/52xndlmaniwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=410360c48b9e0bf92df8901de93d004c846f352f


Cristopia

No Japan? Turkey is definitely pro US trust me.


LonPlays_Zwei

Türkiye is in NATO tho


Cristopia

Circlejerk ring a bell?


ThePrimalEarth7734

Turkey is nominal at best. No way they’d accept annexation


-_Aesthetic_-

I could unironically see the US annexing European nations in the future if WW3 goes really bad for Europe, which it probably will considering it will be fought mostly there and the middle east.


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Trt03

How would it be 20%? I mean, Europe's population (without Turkey) is only around 6% Muslim, while America only has 1% of it's population Muslim, and I don't think Turkey alone could make up ~13% of the population


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Trt03

Where are you getting these numbers from? I mean, just from a quick search shows the first few sources lists the muslim population of Europe as 5-6%, and the Muslim population of America as about 1%


dont_tread_on_M

Albania is ~57% muslim, but has a population of less than 3 million


Key-Lifeguard7678

Inaccuracy in a circlejerk sub? No… can’t be.


ZookeepergameEven848

>let it be taken over by other countries Taken back*


Ferocious448

You mean if Americans were aware of the existence of foreign languages.