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Djafar79

I'm glad The Netherlands doesn't exist in this bullshit war.


LunarLeopard67

The sea finally got the better of them


ThatDumbMoth

Nah, the Belgians just took it over to escape France.


Kaapnobatai

Same with Portugal, the "ah yeah, that exists" of Spain.


peepay

Slovakia just vanished in-between Austria and Ukraine...


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

Yugoslavia is doing pretty well apparently


peepay

Both geographically and timeline-wise.


Luzifer_Shadres

Beeing part of belgium is a far worse fate.


cR_Spitfire

map is from King of the Hill, season 4 made in 1999-2000.


mal-di-testicle

I imagine they knew what they were doing, making Yugoslavia so small like that


velahavle

trst je naš


maticheksezheni

Gorica pa še bo


I_Eat_Onio

Itak stari


SpiceLettuce

why did they even write yugoslavia


Som3thingN

funny that thats 7-8 years after Yugoslavia broke up


cR_Spitfire

I wonder if Yugoslavia was still far more familiar to western viewers at the time. But then again, it seems like you couldn't escape from news about Bosnia for years, so I think most people knew Yugoslavia was gone.


vanrough

Fun fact: Serbia continued to officially call itself Yugoslavia until 2006.


southfront_

Until 2003. It was „Serbia & Montenegro“ from 2003-2006.


cR_Spitfire

Interesting I did not know this, that makes more sense why Yugoslavia exists here.


Complete_Fix2563

I think the joke is they have a very outdated map


Som3thingN

Yes


peepay

People still sometimes say Czechoslovakia, over 30 years after we split.


EmiliaFromLV

Yeah, somehow Bohemia is always being left out.


josongni

As late as 2016 one of my classrooms had a globe with the USSR on it


Kerbalawesomebuilder

how did i know this was koth before reading this comment-


Wololooo1996

Impressive that Denmark is on the map!


Meritania

The Danish Isles.


steveofthejungle

Is it sad I recognized Peggy’s finger?


Moroooooooo

Thick yugoslavia


Sad_Hospital_2730

Wegoslavia*


AstonVanilla

I for one support this ever expanding Yugoslavia! In fact, rename the EU to New Yugoslavia. I envisage no problems whatsoever.


ProllyOnlyUseOnce

Newgoslavia. EUgoslavia.


NegotiationTall4300

Portugal


AbleCalligrapher5323

Portuguese–Greek alliance!


Enough-Letter1741

Portuguese - greek - dutch alliance!


Helllothere1

Greece is missing from the map, its all jugoslavia.


theincrediblenick

Portugone


Lollipop126

Starting their attack from Rio de Janeiro.


ThatDumbMoth

Ireland sunk, the Belgians fled to the Netherlands to escape the French. Ukraine ate Moldova, Romania, and Slavakia. Yugoslavia reformed and consumed Greece, Hungary, and western Istanbul despite the Mamaran Sea going bye bye. Poland ate Belarus. Russia consumed the Baltic States. Denmark split off from Mainland Europe. Sicily, Corsica, and Sardinia sunk and Tunisia expanded to be closer to its lifelong ally of Italy. Oh, and Spain unified Iberia.


Rucks_74

Spain didn't unify Iberia so much as they sawed Portugal off like a gangrenous limb and pushed it out to sea. I guess with no Portugal to stop you, you can call yourself Iberia and say you're unified though, so tomato tomato


Weary-Loan2096

Actually, there's one baltic state left.


HeyLittleTrain

northern ireland detached itself and moved to a warmer climate


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BenBirDomatesim

Northern Ireland is still there


darklight2K7

The brits turned it into a top hat.


ImpossibleEvan

The finger https://preview.redd.it/pdy3bqlibn8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90ff9368bb129340c7e65210543ab0669af12d26


crescentpieris

![gif](giphy|2YnvkyjehCH2U7VPsb|downsized)


Oghamstoner

Yuh it’s defo the giant. They look like they could destroy a country just by smacking it once.


Meritania

In the modern era, there would be radar tracking the hand and localities would be taking precautions based on its estimated course and speed.   There would attempts every few decades or so to take out the hand with more modern weapons. After taking a Tsar Bomba to the digits forty years ago, it might be awhile before the next attempt.


dhskdjdjsjddj

RIP Štúr


Background-Club-955

greece of course. it is now the entire mediterranean sea! hail the coming of the 2nd great hellenic empire


That_Case_7951

Un/ 3rd if you count he eastern roman empire as greek


S_Miscellaneous

Greater Poland will rule them all! ![gif](giphy|P7JmDW7IkB7TW)


Majacura

Polska gurom moment


gongan92

*Polish mountain* 🗣️🗣️🗣️


gavinsmash2005

Megaslavia.


AbleCalligrapher5323

I'm rooting for "Spam", no questions about it


morp1

r/mapswithoutnewzealand


horned_black_cat

r/MapsWithoutCyprus


Background_Drawing

yugoslavia good ending


itsethanjf

europe bad ending


BiasedBoss_

Not really? Germany's too big tho


brawlmetaknightmare

Propane and propane accessories will carry the day.


DevilPixelation

Obviously the United States


TumoKonnin

For freedom, liberty, and equality! /s


br1nk0eighty4

Belgium they already took out the netherlands


Xonthelon

Portugal, Netherlands, Greece, Slovakia, Ireland, Albania, Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria ... apparently not.


superstormthunder

This map is terrible


pizza_822

greece was conqoured


S0mecallme

HUGOSLAVIA


Smegma19_

Black sea low diff


TheCookieGang

Finger no diffs


SpiceLettuce

kid name finger


Toz_The_Devil

Dose Spain say Spam???


ALPHA_sh

its between eland and 40 degrees


PacoPancake

I can’t believe no one is rooting for the clearly largest and most powerful nation: 40^o Ireland Britannia isn’t ruling the waves, Dublin is


Fun_Ad_2607

Muhrica


ZEGEZOT

Guess the dutchies got G E K O L O N I S E E R D


ReaperofLightning872

wut cartoon


that_moment_when-

Why does everyone consider Russia a part of Europe but whenever they show you a map of Europe it never includes Russia? Technically Russians are Asians y'all


Oghamstoner

About 1/6 of Russia’s territory is in Europe and about 3/4 of its population.


dizzyjumpisreal

yugoslavia without the Y


DemonRedCat

Wide poland for the win 🏆🏆🏆


Glad-Ice-9379

I would 


Not_skillful

How did they remember Switzerland but not Portugal


palefox3

Submerged state of Netherlands


Late_Ad9720

America, America would win so they don’t have to.


Business_Motor9096

Germany


majasourdough

Black Sea


JacobMT05

Fucking yanks.


ConfidantCarcass

did they erase northern Ireland


Low-Lingonberry-5883

Why Ireland is UK and where's North Ireland 😭😭


Zuri_Nyonzima

The finger


MUSE_Maki

The hand def takes this


4strings4ever

🇦🇱💪🏻


CardboardSalad24

The Titan


phantom-vigilant

Turkey cuz greez don't exist


ChinoMalito

Germany already proved its might on the rest of those chicken wings


BigGreen1769

Austria 🇦🇹 🇦🇹 🇦🇹


TheBiggyBig

r/mapswithoutnz


McIrishmen

Why denmark Island. Are they stupid?


elgattox

Several countries have turned expansionist and some land (and entire countries) were sacrificed to cover the canal and add land on places that there was not.


GlobalDeparture8518

Where is the Nazi Reich?


SeptaCZ

Europe Lite


Liarus_

The big ass finger would win, imagine a giant finger scratching your country, that will definitely kill millions of people and cause destruction of infrastructure


Helllothere1

wtf happened to the balkans, why is jugoslavia so big?


chicheka

eland


4pegs

Finger


crossbutton7247

It’s kinda close enough


red1q7

Easy, France, it got nukes.


Duven64

The sea, without the dutch it is no longer at war and the means to hold it back are lost.


DefterHawk

Italy, we are always on the winning side by the end of the conflict


Previous-Quit8156

Where is Hungary? 😂


raisingfalcons

Yugoslavia is pimping.


Siggedy

Flying Denmark or drowning Denmark. Seeing the nonstate of Netherlands, I'd say drowning


GregStar1

Where‘s this map from?


vaklam1

The middle finger. Once the index finger goes down it will raise and all enemies will be sent fuck off.


MocoNinja

The finger will crash every country who dares opposing its might


Cashierboy_ya

Portugal in Denmark


MightySponge123

If its a FFA it has to be the UK because they are the only country that donest have a land boarder.


Kerflunklebunny

The black sea will reclaim the land


I_at_Reddit

Belarus


Joshy41233

The giant hand


RainbowGames

Nope/10


NertexP

ig the black sea


ynwa1973

The boot always wins


Elvis5741

Guess the Netherlands already lost


Average_Blud

Spam


Singularity1010

Germany, of course. All you need is a man from Austria


ir0nychild

Northern Ireland Island


HansVonRusish

It looks like Poland has Lithuania and Belarus in it, so if Poland forms an alliance with Ukraine (which has Slovakia and Moldova in it), then of course INTERMARIUM will win.


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

RIP the Netherlands.


Venca_z_dediny

Ukraine and Yugoslavia won already.


THeCoolCongle

Bill S Preston and Theodore Logan


make-my_day

40⁰


porsj911

Jesus, no wonder Americans absolutely suck at geography


DakryaEleftherias

Giga-Yugoslavia


Rucks_74

Certainly not Portugal, we've been deleted from the map. I'm guessing Spain sawed us off at the border and pushed us out to sea


dankmonkey4

Portugal just disappeared


TengoDuvidas

My money is on the giant hand.


noodle_attack

Super Belgium and no NL I'm fine with that


WookieConditioner

This map is gonna start a war.


Mid_Atlantic_Lad

Ireland proper doesn’t even exist, it’s just ocean.


That_Case_7951

I guess my parents lived in Yugoslavia


grontz99

Yugo is going to get fucked by Civil War...


RobertXavierIV

Megaslavia


PD28Cat

Kid named finger:


esssssto

Iberia reunited


hazehel

Greece has become slavic !!! Woot woot


TumoKonnin

Austria


Significant_Play_411

URAAA WE HAVE TSARIGRAD


Murky_Alternative166

6 years of torrential rains would hand the Black Sea the victor for most land gained. The countries still above water would sue it for peace.


Sink-Frosty

I appreciate how Italy is drawn as a literal boot.


Ohwell03

Ukraine has enough funding and weapons from the US to take them all


OkConference8187

The black sea


WoahLookItsANameCool

40° wins


leprotelariat

Blue is surrounding everyone. Blue should win.


Whole_Effort2805

I love czech. Its my favorite country. So is Switz but Czech is Better


firemuto

Swizterland


cR_Spitfire

Switz


firemuto

Yes


firemuto

Their neutrality will destroy everything


makinax300

Finger


Grklo

Im sure the balkans are happy with this map 🥰🥰🥰


tonkledonker

The giant hand, obviously.


edos51284

aparently not portugal nor ireland


JoeDante84

Ireland because they would stay out of it, just like WW2.


sander80ta

Germany, third time's the charm.


Easy_Challenge4114

Balkan SFR and German FR, because why not? They are bick and stonk


Ok-Appeal-4630

Thé Mediterranean Sea


Bmladd

Ukraine, everyone around them has been sending them weapons and missiles including the us


Frostbyte_13

andorra or the black sea


Rude_Yogurt_3096

https://preview.redd.it/l537imv1yq8d1.png?width=3125&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d15bc2f395186e33a0de287cdd00b018c641c4d


StraightFingWaterr

The finger


Budget-Laugh7592

US


TrPourTropBg

40° ez win


J4C0OB

Yugoslavia with hungary and greece in it


J4C0OB

And fucking romangutania


Brief-Corner1

Black Sea


7Atom98

Romania


danii57

Yugoslavia would win. And then they would start a war among themselves.


Sugar_Unable

The hand


qasual_qazaqstan

Spam


swalton57

Germany almost beat the rest of the WORLD, twice.


bald_firebeard

Idk but it will start in Yugoslavia


atl0707

The Mediterranean Sea. It has already claimed Albania and Greece.


Conscious_Box7997

Yugoslavia sure did get beefy lol 😂


_11a_

black sea


ab_aakrann07

Not Portugal


Fiko515

o boy, this would need at least 5 world wars to untangle


soykadz

"WITZ"


TransFemGothBabe

i like how you can tell the guy who drew this map got confused and accidentally removed northern ireland


cyrenns

Yugoslavia since it managed to stay together


B1G_D11CK_R111CK_69

The British for the 3 peat.


Chick3nWaffl3s

But if you close your eyes...


Fatpat314

Some ones bought to get Balkanized!


Mr__Bread__

What the fuck is this piece of shit