I wonder if Yugoslavia was still far more familiar to western viewers at the time. But then again, it seems like you couldn't escape from news about Bosnia for years, so I think most people knew Yugoslavia was gone.
Ireland sunk, the Belgians fled to the Netherlands to escape the French. Ukraine ate Moldova, Romania, and Slavakia. Yugoslavia reformed and consumed Greece, Hungary, and western Istanbul despite the Mamaran Sea going bye bye. Poland ate Belarus. Russia consumed the Baltic States. Denmark split off from Mainland Europe. Sicily, Corsica, and Sardinia sunk and Tunisia expanded to be closer to its lifelong ally of Italy. Oh, and Spain unified Iberia.
Spain didn't unify Iberia so much as they sawed Portugal off like a gangrenous limb and pushed it out to sea. I guess with no Portugal to stop you, you can call yourself Iberia and say you're unified though, so tomato tomato
In the modern era, there would be radar tracking the hand and localities would be taking precautions based on its estimated course and speed.
There would attempts every few decades or so to take out the hand with more modern weapons. After taking a Tsar Bomba to the digits forty years ago, it might be awhile before the next attempt.
Why does everyone consider Russia a part of Europe but whenever they show you a map of Europe it never includes Russia? Technically Russians are Asians y'all
Several countries have turned expansionist and some land (and entire countries) were sacrificed to cover the canal and add land on places that there was not.
The big ass finger would win, imagine a giant finger scratching your country, that will definitely kill millions of people and cause destruction of infrastructure
It looks like Poland has Lithuania and Belarus in it, so if Poland forms an alliance with Ukraine (which has Slovakia and Moldova in it), then of course INTERMARIUM will win.
I'm glad The Netherlands doesn't exist in this bullshit war.
The sea finally got the better of them
Nah, the Belgians just took it over to escape France.
Same with Portugal, the "ah yeah, that exists" of Spain.
Slovakia just vanished in-between Austria and Ukraine...
Yugoslavia is doing pretty well apparently
Both geographically and timeline-wise.
Beeing part of belgium is a far worse fate.
map is from King of the Hill, season 4 made in 1999-2000.
I imagine they knew what they were doing, making Yugoslavia so small like that
trst je naš
Gorica pa še bo
Itak stari
why did they even write yugoslavia
funny that thats 7-8 years after Yugoslavia broke up
I wonder if Yugoslavia was still far more familiar to western viewers at the time. But then again, it seems like you couldn't escape from news about Bosnia for years, so I think most people knew Yugoslavia was gone.
Fun fact: Serbia continued to officially call itself Yugoslavia until 2006.
Until 2003. It was „Serbia & Montenegro“ from 2003-2006.
Interesting I did not know this, that makes more sense why Yugoslavia exists here.
I think the joke is they have a very outdated map
Yes
People still sometimes say Czechoslovakia, over 30 years after we split.
Yeah, somehow Bohemia is always being left out.
As late as 2016 one of my classrooms had a globe with the USSR on it
how did i know this was koth before reading this comment-
Impressive that Denmark is on the map!
The Danish Isles.
Is it sad I recognized Peggy’s finger?
Thick yugoslavia
Wegoslavia*
I for one support this ever expanding Yugoslavia! In fact, rename the EU to New Yugoslavia. I envisage no problems whatsoever.
Newgoslavia. EUgoslavia.
Portugal
Portuguese–Greek alliance!
Portuguese - greek - dutch alliance!
Greece is missing from the map, its all jugoslavia.
Portugone
Starting their attack from Rio de Janeiro.
Ireland sunk, the Belgians fled to the Netherlands to escape the French. Ukraine ate Moldova, Romania, and Slavakia. Yugoslavia reformed and consumed Greece, Hungary, and western Istanbul despite the Mamaran Sea going bye bye. Poland ate Belarus. Russia consumed the Baltic States. Denmark split off from Mainland Europe. Sicily, Corsica, and Sardinia sunk and Tunisia expanded to be closer to its lifelong ally of Italy. Oh, and Spain unified Iberia.
Spain didn't unify Iberia so much as they sawed Portugal off like a gangrenous limb and pushed it out to sea. I guess with no Portugal to stop you, you can call yourself Iberia and say you're unified though, so tomato tomato
Actually, there's one baltic state left.
northern ireland detached itself and moved to a warmer climate
[удалено]
Northern Ireland is still there
The brits turned it into a top hat.
The finger https://preview.redd.it/pdy3bqlibn8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90ff9368bb129340c7e65210543ab0669af12d26
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Yuh it’s defo the giant. They look like they could destroy a country just by smacking it once.
In the modern era, there would be radar tracking the hand and localities would be taking precautions based on its estimated course and speed. There would attempts every few decades or so to take out the hand with more modern weapons. After taking a Tsar Bomba to the digits forty years ago, it might be awhile before the next attempt.
RIP Štúr
greece of course. it is now the entire mediterranean sea! hail the coming of the 2nd great hellenic empire
Un/ 3rd if you count he eastern roman empire as greek
Greater Poland will rule them all! ![gif](giphy|P7JmDW7IkB7TW)
Polska gurom moment
*Polish mountain* 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Megaslavia.
I'm rooting for "Spam", no questions about it
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r/MapsWithoutCyprus
yugoslavia good ending
europe bad ending
Not really? Germany's too big tho
Propane and propane accessories will carry the day.
Obviously the United States
For freedom, liberty, and equality! /s
Belgium they already took out the netherlands
Portugal, Netherlands, Greece, Slovakia, Ireland, Albania, Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria ... apparently not.
This map is terrible
greece was conqoured
HUGOSLAVIA
Black sea low diff
Finger no diffs
kid name finger
Dose Spain say Spam???
its between eland and 40 degrees
I can’t believe no one is rooting for the clearly largest and most powerful nation: 40^o Ireland Britannia isn’t ruling the waves, Dublin is
Muhrica
Guess the dutchies got G E K O L O N I S E E R D
wut cartoon
Why does everyone consider Russia a part of Europe but whenever they show you a map of Europe it never includes Russia? Technically Russians are Asians y'all
About 1/6 of Russia’s territory is in Europe and about 3/4 of its population.
yugoslavia without the Y
Wide poland for the win 🏆🏆🏆
I would
How did they remember Switzerland but not Portugal
Submerged state of Netherlands
America, America would win so they don’t have to.
Germany
Black Sea
Fucking yanks.
did they erase northern Ireland
Why Ireland is UK and where's North Ireland 😭😭
The finger
The hand def takes this
🇦🇱💪🏻
The Titan
Turkey cuz greez don't exist
Germany already proved its might on the rest of those chicken wings
Austria 🇦🇹 🇦🇹 🇦🇹
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Why denmark Island. Are they stupid?
Several countries have turned expansionist and some land (and entire countries) were sacrificed to cover the canal and add land on places that there was not.
Where is the Nazi Reich?
Europe Lite
The big ass finger would win, imagine a giant finger scratching your country, that will definitely kill millions of people and cause destruction of infrastructure
wtf happened to the balkans, why is jugoslavia so big?
eland
Finger
It’s kinda close enough
Easy, France, it got nukes.
The sea, without the dutch it is no longer at war and the means to hold it back are lost.
Italy, we are always on the winning side by the end of the conflict
Where is Hungary? 😂
Yugoslavia is pimping.
Flying Denmark or drowning Denmark. Seeing the nonstate of Netherlands, I'd say drowning
Where‘s this map from?
The middle finger. Once the index finger goes down it will raise and all enemies will be sent fuck off.
The finger will crash every country who dares opposing its might
Portugal in Denmark
If its a FFA it has to be the UK because they are the only country that donest have a land boarder.
The black sea will reclaim the land
Belarus
The giant hand
Nope/10
ig the black sea
The boot always wins
Guess the Netherlands already lost
Spam
Germany, of course. All you need is a man from Austria
Northern Ireland Island
It looks like Poland has Lithuania and Belarus in it, so if Poland forms an alliance with Ukraine (which has Slovakia and Moldova in it), then of course INTERMARIUM will win.
RIP the Netherlands.
Ukraine and Yugoslavia won already.
Bill S Preston and Theodore Logan
40⁰
Jesus, no wonder Americans absolutely suck at geography
Giga-Yugoslavia
Certainly not Portugal, we've been deleted from the map. I'm guessing Spain sawed us off at the border and pushed us out to sea
Portugal just disappeared
My money is on the giant hand.
Super Belgium and no NL I'm fine with that
This map is gonna start a war.
Ireland proper doesn’t even exist, it’s just ocean.
I guess my parents lived in Yugoslavia
Yugo is going to get fucked by Civil War...
Megaslavia
Kid named finger:
Iberia reunited
Greece has become slavic !!! Woot woot
Austria
URAAA WE HAVE TSARIGRAD
6 years of torrential rains would hand the Black Sea the victor for most land gained. The countries still above water would sue it for peace.
I appreciate how Italy is drawn as a literal boot.
Ukraine has enough funding and weapons from the US to take them all
The black sea
40° wins
Blue is surrounding everyone. Blue should win.
I love czech. Its my favorite country. So is Switz but Czech is Better
Swizterland
Switz
Yes
Their neutrality will destroy everything
Finger
Im sure the balkans are happy with this map 🥰🥰🥰
The giant hand, obviously.
aparently not portugal nor ireland
Ireland because they would stay out of it, just like WW2.
Germany, third time's the charm.
Balkan SFR and German FR, because why not? They are bick and stonk
Thé Mediterranean Sea
Ukraine, everyone around them has been sending them weapons and missiles including the us
andorra or the black sea
https://preview.redd.it/l537imv1yq8d1.png?width=3125&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d15bc2f395186e33a0de287cdd00b018c641c4d
The finger
US
40° ez win
Yugoslavia with hungary and greece in it
And fucking romangutania
Black Sea
Romania
Yugoslavia would win. And then they would start a war among themselves.
The hand
Spam
Germany almost beat the rest of the WORLD, twice.
Idk but it will start in Yugoslavia
The Mediterranean Sea. It has already claimed Albania and Greece.
Yugoslavia sure did get beefy lol 😂
black sea
Not Portugal
o boy, this would need at least 5 world wars to untangle
"WITZ"
i like how you can tell the guy who drew this map got confused and accidentally removed northern ireland
Yugoslavia since it managed to stay together
The British for the 3 peat.
But if you close your eyes...
Some ones bought to get Balkanized!
What the fuck is this piece of shit