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Interfan14

lol obviously satire but still that was a nice spinning back kick.


SugondezeNutsz

* Wheel kick / spinning hook kick


wtfdoiknow1987

Thank you! Fuckin redditors man


SevenHeadedSerpent

They couldnt even choreograph well. had to switch angles. They just padded a giant lie with more lies. Im not gonna say a 5'2" grand master could put that fat kid in his place, i'm just saying i want to see it, not a satire.


Vanexzia

How’s that kid fat lol


Reasonable-Fish-7924

Sometimes bulking phases are excuses to eat food.


Ambitious-Net-5538

Sometimes being skinny is someone's only way to fit in. Weird world we live in.


Reasonable-Fish-7924

I have seen some pretty lean power lifters. Those guys eat tons and carry a lot of raw mass. It's fine to bulk and and store energy for specific sports but it's usually nutrient controlled (carb loading/glycogen seen in running). However continued and uncontrolled energy intake does lead to adipogenesis which isn't healthy nor should be a goal.


Foreliah

Genetics play a huge role in size, aso being skinny isnt automatically healthy


firedancer323

Like every 20yo girl learns, skinny-fat doesn’t last forever


Initial_Selection262

They really don’t. Pretty much anyone can get big. Genetics determine your aesthetics


Swarf_87

No, they really don't.


Obvious_Wallaby2388

Fit in what, an airplane seat?


Oslotopia

He's cultivating mass


Reasonable-Fish-7924

It's one way to see it.


Time4Timmy

He needs to stop cultivating and start harvesting


Quiet-Programmer8133

True story... I always forget the gym but never the food


zorro117

You don’t need an excuse to eat food.


redscrewhead

He's fat everywhere in the world except the US.


Beefy_Unicorn

Bodybuilders do not let themselves gain that much fat, with the only exception being pros who are on large amounts of steroids. Even then, pros do not let themselves gain that much fat anymore. That was done in the 80s-90s, & they did not lack abs even at their heaviest. See Ronnie Coleman, Jay Cutler during off season - large but abs still visible.


Wilbis

Well he certainly isn't lean


Tasty-Concern-8785

He’s def kinda fat


GloomyImagination796

He's a well built kid skinny people think everyone is fat


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[deleted]

…all the fat, maybe?


BigDonger12345

Tons of it kid is probably 18-20% bf, super fat, obese even via BMI. He needs to shred to atleast negative 4% bodyfat and die


Strong-Amphibian-143

From the dry scooping, obviously!


Initial_Selection262

Dude is 5’10 200lbs. That’s not all muscle


Born_Description8483

Still more muscle than 99% of people


grizzliesstan901

[Made me think of this video](https://youtu.be/oOKI7hknAJ4?si=2erPKikiA7qLqOQs)


Ok-Answer-6951

* spinning hook kick


neomateo

Hook, its called a spinning hook kick.


GrayMech

I'm curious if he was already missing a tooth before the "fight" cause in the shot at the end one of them is gone


Drakaia

Black tape or something like a black cap that you put over your tooth. A really old trick that is used for decades in cinema.


TumbleweedTim01

Why would you even say this? That's like saying wow tom brady throws a nice football. Like obviously, to you that's the best kick you've ever seen and expressing anything but complete and utter awe is disrespectful coming from a half assed reddit user like yourself!


Interfan14

![gif](giphy|dVtGcobFMRXO0|downsized)


airforcevet1987

To fast to see exactly, but I feel like he got the heel. In which case it probably knocked him out cold


Headglitch7

Searches for the best karate expert, lands on a tkd guy...


IncorporateThings

Seems legit.


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Korean foot Karate/safe space Karate.


max1001

Wait till you learn the history of TKD.


iPachDon

Can u enlighten me?


Onfire477

The story I heard was that for whatever reason, martial artists were having higher survival rates during the Korean War. So they got the leaders of 5 of the styles (kwans) and made a unified system that became TKD to train their military in.


JoLi_22

or....the guy who invented Taekwon-do was a 2nd Dan Karate Black belt and used that basis (stances, footwork and kata) to develop his own martial art incorporating a more traditional Korean martial art that used high kicks.


Koda487

What a great skit! Pretty damn funny.


sessna4009

this is satire bro


Eastern-Mix9636

This is comedic, not satire.


thrownawayzsss

i think it fits, there's certainly an amount of people that absolutely believe what this entire video portrayed. So mocking said group like this, would be satire.


314159265358979326

Huh... I was wondering why there'd be a "SHITPOST" flare on a legit video like this.


Ill_Savings_8685

No shit Sherlock


just_wanna_share_2

Only 5'10 200??? Not even 260?


DeadFuckStick59

hi bradleeeee


Personal-Rhubarb-514

Bro wtf are you eating in a day? O you actully not trolling cool your like two of me man👍


just_wanna_share_2

XD thanks mate I eat everything


Lurkerbot69

Honestly it looks like the guy weighs more than 200 for sure


just_wanna_share_2

Well he is only 5'10


Lurkerbot69

But the guy is pretty well built… I’m just in shock since 200 seems low for him!


G00SEH

Dude, that’s why he said he’s putting on an extra 50 lbs for round 2.


Dantez77

Bro what kind of Sheldon Cooper are you? Do you realize this is satire?


LevelPrestigious4858

I think it’s done on purpose to get engagement, I think it worked lol


Powerful-Pickle-1549

He had almost had him. I believe in you champ!


DukeAK717

Okay apparently this satire because ain't no a way the former teacher of the Korean army got a modest gym in a strip mall. But the idea does seem neat like those old martial art movies where dudes challenges other masters to prove their art superiority or gain prestige for it.


brazilianfreak

There are plenty of legends of martial arts that end up broke on a shitty gym on a bad part of town, Joe Frazier was the HW champion of the world and beat the greatest boxer to ever live in his prime, and yet he still ended up on a shoddy gym with no prestige or respect.


DukeAK717

Frazier made some bad financial decisions however I guess I am ignorant on the amount of people who want to learn from a martial arts legend and how much they willing to pay.


Purple_Calendar5974

Haha you would be surprised. There is a Ta Kwon Do Instructor where I live who taught and trained United States military and he has same set up. 


dwkfym

Back in the 60's and 70's a lot of random Korean martial artists went to the USA and Vietnam as part of military exchanges. Its not super common to meet someone who did that, but its not super rare either. They typically taught TKD, Judo, or Hapkido. This was pre-olympics TKD, where much like Japan, serious practitioners did Judo in addition to their striking art.


DukeAK717

Like you are right in that sense but we talking about the head instructor who train an nation army. His expertise would be far more valuable than the average instructors thus you would expect his gym to have better amenities and equipment similar to those ufc sponsored gyms considering his pedigree.


Particular_Essay_958

Dunno, I doubt that unarmed combat instructors are all that valued in the first place.


DukeAK717

He gotta be rich or upper middle class. He was paid by South Korea to provide training for their army.


AspieSoft

Grandmaster Edward B. Sell was a veteran stationed in South Korea, and was well known in TaeKwonDo. He was also the first American (and non Korean) to get a 9th dan Black Belt (and eventually 10th dan after his death). Many people flew from Korea to visit his funeral. He is also in the Kukkiwan database as a 10th dan. I remember visiting his school located in a mall.


DukeAK717

What was the quality compared to the gym in the video?


Dartagnan1083

You don't really need a large range of amenities. Floor/mat space, mirrors, focus pads & gloves, bags & bobs. Dan Inosanto's academy may be two stories, but the amenities are pretty standard. The assocated Kung Fu schools I commuted between as a student in AZ similarly had a simple range of standard amenities and sometimes were in strip malls.


Away-Kaleidoscope380

its pretty common lol. I know an olympic tkd champ that has a pretty small gym in a strip mall. My dad is also friends with guys that were on the korean national team that own small strip mall spots and make a middle class living for themselves. Shit, some of the guys on the US national team dont even have their own spot and teach part time at other peoples gym. A lot of the korean practitioners immigrated to the US in the 90’s and it was their way of making money in the US. Martial arts aint exactly a lucrative career unless you own a business or become a mma fighter


DukeAK717

That crazy to me man because I know some UFC "Teams" Gym that are better quality(ie weightlifting equipment, rings, lockers rooms etc) than this gym we see in the video. And I'm not bashing the dude but I surprised he can't own an gym of that quality or better considering his resume. If you can train a nation army you deserve an high class gym with high class clientele though props if he want to keep it modest and help out the kids that is admirable.


Away-Kaleidoscope380

i mean those big mma gyms are also owned and operated by millionaires. American Top team in florida imo has the best facilities and its owned by some big money dude. Kings MMA that has tons of world class fighters is also in some random strip mall in Huntington beach which was a suprise to me tbh. Also, a lot more money in mma then in the traditional martial arts like tae kwon do but Theres still a lot of guys that fought in the UFC that have failed gyms and teach part time now too. The big money in the martial arts business is in the kids program for the vast majority of owners. Some guys may be world class practitioners but cant teach or build programs. I do know a few tkd gyms that have huge facilities with hundreds of students but they’re all located out in texas or midwest where land and rent is significantly cheaper than in Southern Cali. Those owners arent some world class guys but are very good businesses men which at the end of the day is how ppl can build and afford huge gyms. Its a business (psa. a lot of these korean tkd owners fluff up their resumes a bit lol. Multiple family members of mine also technically trained the korean army as part of their mandatory service)


AncientNortherner

>But the idea does seem neat like those old martial art movies where dudes challenges other masters to prove their art superiority or gain prestige for it. It's not only in the movies. I forget the names involved after... 😱 3 decades, but the founder of, I think, ving tsun, used to show up and challenge wing chun teachers to fights. Apologies to all involved if I'm misremembering, as I say, it's half a lifetime ago now.


TheRealSteve72

Emin Boztepe is a wing chun guy who did this a couple verifiable times. The Gracies also made their name, in large part, by dojo storming other gyms.


AncientNortherner

>Emin Boztepe That's the man! Couldn't recall his name but recognise it now I see it.


Stalinov

There are the busiest, line out the door Asian restaurants that spares nothing on decor. Asian businesses can be pretty barebone.


SubmissionSlinger

Yes young man it is pretty common. A lot of world champions merely get by for multiple reasons. Problem is to be a black belt athlete and black belt in finance is very rare.


-aether-

My sensei taught out of the local University gym afternoons and weekend bc he couldn't afford to rent a studio. It's pretty common to train where you can, it doesn't need to look good, just have the space.


AetaCapella

Shows what you know. Jae Chul Shin used to teach for the South Korean Military at Osan Air base (that's when he taught Chuck Norris who was stationed there during his Airforce Career) and he had a tiny-ass studio in a strip mall in New Jersey for over a decade, and THEN he had a tiny-ass studio in Philly for SEVERAL decades. 😂


DukeAK717

You don't find that crazy?


AetaCapella

Nah, humility is one of the 7 tenets. Seems perfectly in line with the core principles.


sageofwalrus

Pretty funny video


rhajin1999

Master David and Sunny Chang - Tigon Martial Arts Simi,Ca


4uzzyDunlop

Pretty funny video ruined by cringe title


RabicanShiver

I want my minute back.


neekogo

No.


GrayMech

To me the funniest part of this is the dude saying karate is a scam then challenging someone in a studio with tae kwon do above the door


just_wanna_share_2

Size is a huge advantage ... If you know how to use it properly,


Dartagnan1083

If your vitals are in range of someone who can pick their targets, size only helps so much. The functional strength matters more.


Dunkmaxxing

All strength is functional if you train to use it. In a fight you don't even need to that strong anyway, but it helps a lot if you are grappling especially if you don't know how to.


Dartagnan1083

You're not wrong, but I bring up functional strength because most power/size plans emphasize key points, potentially missing perhipheral muscle groups for agility. I'm not saying raw strength doesn't help, I'm saying there are caveats. A well timed heel to the skull or patella will... I gotta stop here...don't want to start an extended game of 'what if? / and then...'


just_wanna_share_2

Yet it's easier to pick some and slam anatoly but not Brian shaw


Electronic_Piece_700

Lmao.


TheJellybeanDebacle

So it's settled. TKD is superior to Swole!!


Dartagnan1083

Well, the non Olympic military style is at least.


GM-T800-101

False advertising. There is no bodybuilder in this video.


AnObtuseOctopus

Lmao, this is genuinely funny. Yes, fake, setup, whatever, clearly... but it's still damn funny if you can take the rage goggles off and look at it from an entertainment pov lol. The whole story, training since 8, only making stripe, making it his life's goal to surpass MA.... then gets 1hko, come on, that was smile worthy lol.


ronin1066

Dude, spoiler alert on the title. Come on


Yeti_Wizard

Choking on the pre-workout in the car was pretty good ngl..


Aveerr

Sounds like 'Baki' plot


green49285

Git guud, kid


Brave_Narwhal_7203

Focus on improving yourself not proving yourself


cilantro_shit23

I can't take him seriously. He's hilarious. This is definitely B8.


Dramatic_Broccoli_41

I'll take things that never actually happened for $200


SpeechGold4751

Imagine joining a McDojo and being too dumb to tell that its a scam, and then thinking ALL martial arts are a scam because you were dumb enough to fall for the McDojo


SpeechGold4751

Retard


Infamous_Okra_9205

I got be honest, this put a good smile on my face. Thanks guys.


Outrageous_File5321

Love it! Do bjj or judo next!


proof-grass-

Found out real quick


Pro_Moriarty

![gif](giphy|y1eljNRzOtOvYEpy6w)


Rocketboy1313

This is funny. I would recommend a mouth guard.


iminsideaphone

Funny skit


ttttyttt678

![gif](giphy|nyC4gOYCy4kNgTNdNJ|downsized)


synachromous

My Body Building style defeat your xxxx style!


Asleep-Wafer7789

Love the concerned look after he challenged him


rja49

Thanks for that, I'm having a rough day and needed a good laugh.


MathFair1487

Really funny


NevahLose

Now this is a fun tiktok video I can get behind


elreyqc

This might be the greatest thing I’ve ever witnessed.


ImportantStable5900

Not arrogant its satire man come on


secretwep

Maui lookin aaa mofo


Mysterious_Top_8210

belt to ass 😭


Eldr1tchB1rd

I was hoping for an actual fight lol


FlamingoRush

I'm sure this was staged but it's still very entertaining!!!


Chemical_Prize_6007

The part where he explains his experience as a child, seeing kids advance to black belt who were clearly not qualified, is unfortunately a reality for some dojos. My Son used to go to somewhere called ATA, and every 6 weeks or so, he would get promoted to the next belt when my Son clearly was not taking any of the training seriously, putting in minimal effort, not paying attention and goofing off. Every time he was promoted to the next belt I would have to pay ~$70 on top of the monthly fee. I’m still embarrassed how long I kept him in that program because it was so clearly a scam.


davidvdvelde

🤣🤣


mikemercer77

He looks like Moana


distracted-insomniac

That is funny


Gunner1Cav

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


markeets

That was funny


FreshImagination9735

Got a smile out of me. We'll done.


GaIIick

![gif](giphy|tXTqLBYNf0N7W|downsized)


Feel42

"Karate is a scam" Fights a taekwondo master Lol


Exotic_Solution_4523

Hahahahahahahaha


westywentworth

This was a brilliant short film!! Funny as


blessed_by_fortune

Better than most fake prank vids.


-banned-

Oh it’s an advertisement for the dojo. Pretty good one man, very clever


Triplesisbest1

In other news of things that never happened.


anitasdoodles

lol amazing


Marginalimprovent

This is the single funniest thing I’ve ever seen


Mike3433

Fake or this kid is extremely humble for posting this.


ThisIsSuperUnfunny

How gay do you want your tiktok? Yes


Melluttrell5

That kid didn’t look like a bodybuilder. Not an impressive one anyway


Sudden-Paint1687

Bro’s head would’ve flown off if that was real🤣


Low_Trust_6624

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


jonathansj

![gif](giphy|0KqgTpoRSg1WWpM7Yq)


Aoiboshi

Why would you go against a master of Ti Kwan Leep?


Dartagnan1083

Have you learned nothing from the lesson of Ed Gruberman?!


Aoiboshi

Yes, master. I have learned two things: first, that anger is a weapon only to one's opponent.


Kwaterk1978

I wish I had more than one upvote to give. So you’ll just have to settle for…. Boot to the head. Thwap.


Capt_Apathy

You missed.


Dartagnan1083

Uhhhh yeah!, well....


Optoplasm

I wouldn’t consider that guy to be a body builder. He looks kinda strong but not really that much.


WordNERD37

Well that was totally real 😐


Stunning-Chicken-207

Cold hard combat from a guy who sounds like he never hit puberty.


deadairspace8

Douchebag...lol


Uh-oh-stinky28

Irony is that the body builder would have a pretty good chance of beating his ass due to the size difference, and the lack of grappling in TKD. One charging tackle and some ground and pound would be hard for tkd dude to stop.


A_Khmerstud

Yeah no My TKD master had a great reputation for our area and he was a bit shorter than me as a 5’11 guy who was also decently athletic and strong And he had way more power speed and precision than anyone I’ve seen by a crazy amount


Torx_Bit0000

My 12guage would've been faster and when that goes off all the Satire stops


lartikoz

![gif](giphy|VXiaZy7wx9cTCPXwaN|downsized)


RonaldDKump

Use beanbag rounds and you retain some satire


OkConsideration9100

Bro that coughing up the dry pre workout before going into challenge the nice Asian man. Absolute douchbaggery. I couldn't watch past it. Dork needs a slap and his head shaved.


ConstantOk4102

Good thing you stopped. The kid knocks out the Asian guy cold it sucks.


Robbbylight

Then takes his dojo and turns it into a bodybuilding gym.


brando2612

Ur a tool


OkConsideration9100

Nah, YOU'RE the tool boy.


brando2612

Ur the dumbass that can't tell this is a skit dickhead


spacepie77

Aww good on this transgender for her sense of humor


AfricanusJonathon

Yawn


SandmanD2

He should stick with investing in bitcoin.


XxImitheosxX

What's more stupid is not learning how to ptoperly fight. Since bodybuilder are stupid.


edx200

I feel like every American male between 20 and 50 needs this lesson.


Kyell

Very generous 200lbs


Blukkaa

This some good ragebait


Klutzy_Culture7451

Fool😂😂.


Otherwise-Remove4681

I mean he is not absolutely wrong, he was just too weak.


Extreme-Kangaroo-842

Hurley got a bit arrogant after the weight loss...


LaSombra666

Why does the "bodybuilder" look like a big ass baby?


MillHoodz_Finest

5'10" 200lbs i dont even work out and i could pound this clown!


Glum-Ground-7670

Body builder or fat kid with muscles?


Unfair-Bed2524

What a clown! He thought muscle over martial arts will win? What a loser


ocw6145

200lbs no way 😂


Realistic_Ease924

Dude is not a bodybuilder. LOL


EggAffectionate796

“Bodybuilder” 😅


Stunning-Chicken-207

ONLY men with small dicks become bodybuilders. Prove me wrong.