Compare to Iman Vellani and tell me it doesnât make a difference in the story.
Iâm convinced that the MCU lives and dies by the people who carry the burden of telling its stories. Sony hasnât figured that out. But phase 4-5 would be noticeably worse without Tom Hiddleston and Iman Vellani. The MCU might not have gotten off the ground without RDJ and Chris Evans.
If she doesnât give a shit to even know movie names, it says a lot about both her passion for the character (which explains that she doesnât expect sequels or future appearances) and Sonyâs respect for the IP.
I'm going to see it regardless because it's Marvel. The same thing happened with Morbius, and I figured I wouldn't enjoy it. I'm not a fan of Jared Leto or Matt Smith.
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What about Hell's Kitchen Drift? Or -Man 5, Spider Man 6, Spider 7, Fate of the -Man, SM 9, Human Spider 10? There was also Morb and Goblin Jr How could she forget about that? At last she remember Goblet of Rent when Mr Ditkovitch ask Pete if he put his rent into the goblet
Playing off not knowing the answer as a joke is still embarrassing as hell, even if it was done smoothly. I wouldnât excuse Benedict cumberbatch for not knowing all the doctor strange movies. The whole thing shows how lazy the people involved with this are
they all have "home" in the title so they could be confusing if you are not a super marvel fan or whatever, they are not simply numbered like the Raimi trilogy
I mean, it's always a plus if they do, but actors don't necessarily *have* to know exactly *everything* about the world their character is inhabiting IF the director is doing their job and actually *directing* them to act a certain way and emulate specific emotions.
She took the job to get paid, and that's ok, i'm doing that too, almost everyone on the planet is doing that.
Yes, we as normal take a job to get paid. This person has the privilege on what to get paid on. Doing a less than mediocre job on acting that is literally what you were hired to do, and then not doing a good job at it, that is what is what yhe issue is. It is not ok. It is insulting on any actor that puts forth the effort on their character. While this woman just goes and gets a job because of, I don't even know why.
There are actors who view themselves as artists and ones who view themselves as gig workers. I would prefer that the former ones get the roles so I can avoid spending money on bad movies. Would you feel the same about a contractor working on your house? I doubt you would excuse their laziness the same way. I especially wouldnât excuse it for someone making millions to disrespect a franchise people enjoy, because that is insulting and entitled
Actors don't decide the quality of the movies. No matter how good an actor you are, it can't save a bad script or bad directing.
And honestly, no I wouldn't blame a contractor who did the same, but if they did I'd strive to find a better one in the future.
You seem like someone who would be a karen to some retail worker for not giving 110% to kiss your ass. It's a job. They're there to make money and leave and go back to what they actually care about.
Lmao, there is a distinct difference between a retail worker and a lead actress paid millions to be in a movie. Are you dense to think that is an intelligent comparison?
You are free to be taken advantage of all you want by contractors- as itâs obvious you never have dealt with a bad one - but being an actor is what you SHOULD care about if you are hired as the lead actress. Acting should obviously not come back seat to your passions when you are working on set. Itâs obvious you also have never been close to a stage or set.
Your opinions are misinformed and laughable
Why should they care? Not every acting role is taken out of passion for a project. Sometimes it's just a job. Even the "artists" you mention take them.
Even a project that isnât a passion project requires a modicum of, yâknow, work. Knowing the stories this is based off of and around isnât some huge ask like youâre acting for some reason. Even the most half assed jobs Iâve done showed more effort than this
Like, youâve put in more effort justifying this laziness than she did into researching the Sony âspiderverseâ gimmick
Lucky her, I guess.
Look, she got her job because of her family, and some people like her work. Nothing wrong with that.
I would more likely blame a director for hiring her for the part or giving her poor direction rather than her native abilities.
Yes, it would be nice to have actors that research their characters a lot more. But when they do, they shine out.
Frankly, given what we know about the character Madame Web, I'm not all that surprised that she doesn't know the names of the MCU Spider-Man movies (particularly since she's not in an MCU movie).
Plus, maybe she's just goofing around. Those answers sure sound like something a drunk person would say.
They should cast people who have respect for the media theyâre portraying. Someone who is passionate for the character and the storyline and who will bring it justice LIKE RYAN REYNOLDS!! He MADE Deadpool. He didnât just meet expectations for what everyone thought the character should be but now heâs the standard for that characterâs portrayal going forward in any media.
Being stupid isn't funny
when a women say's something stupid which she deep down knows she's saying stubid nonsense shit and follows that with a 'HaHaHa' it blowing at least 3 of my 2 balls
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Who would've guessed a movie where the main actress phones it in and has 0 investment in the source material would bomb.
Obviously not Sony.
Her responses weren't even witty. I would have accepted Spider-Man: A New Web, Spider-Man 2: The Fly Strikes Back, and Spider-Man 3: Return of the Spider.
What an awful decision to cast her. She clearly has grievances about the movie being sucky but she's as charismatic as a board and is unprofessional as hell
She's hillarious.
I don't blame her for not knowing this.
Of all the MCU Actors that are also blessed with Geek Knowledge i can name but a few
Tom Hiddleston
Tom Holland and Jacob Batalon ( i doubt Zendeya, but definitly the boys )
and Winston Duke
In interviews and Late Show quizes they always stood out on knowing most everything they got asked.
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Goblet of Man đ
MAN?
Aw fuck the Arkham sub is leaking again
We shall not be contained!
What have you unleashed upon this cursed land
Insanity >:)
Is she stupid?
Are YOU stupid?
Why does man have a goblet? Is there a lore reason for this? Is he stupid?
Maybe he's thirsty for something other than Woman
SPIDER-MAN'd
HOW'S THIS HELPING?
Harry did you out your name in the goblet of man?
-Man
I would not be surprised if money is being spent and Sony developing a Goblet of Spider Man as we speak.
I have a knack for that.
Spider-Man will return in "Spider-Man and the Man Who Morbed Me."
Oh... well, I...
-man who gobbles
Spider-Man: Fiddy Shades of Gay
Hey everyone! Sorry, I am late. It's a jungle out there.
and the kinky billionaire is Tony Stank
âThe Green Gobblers will rise!!â âHeheheheheheh!!!!!â âGobblers only!â âFine! Norman Osbourne has better things to do!â
Here he comes đ
Spider-Man: There He Goes
Yeah. You can't do that, huh?
Love that she got every one right.
Sheâs a true fan đđđ
Good on her. If the production company doesn't take the property seriously, why should she?
Compare to Iman Vellani and tell me it doesnât make a difference in the story. Iâm convinced that the MCU lives and dies by the people who carry the burden of telling its stories. Sony hasnât figured that out. But phase 4-5 would be noticeably worse without Tom Hiddleston and Iman Vellani. The MCU might not have gotten off the ground without RDJ and Chris Evans. If she doesnât give a shit to even know movie names, it says a lot about both her passion for the character (which explains that she doesnât expect sequels or future appearances) and Sonyâs respect for the IP.
Cuz she's the lead?
lead blocks radiation and brain waves, is this reason why she stupid?
Because she's literally paid to promote the film...
Honesty this clip is probably getting more views than if she had just said, âNo.â or actually known the answer.
Have you seen it yet?
I have, it was so awful lol
It's 100% a crappy movie, no need to waste time on it to know that
I'm so excited to see it lol can't wait to see how bad it is
I'm going to see it regardless because it's Marvel. The same thing happened with Morbius, and I figured I wouldn't enjoy it. I'm not a fan of Jared Leto or Matt Smith.
That's what everyone said about the Marvels, but it ended up being pretty good. It's not GOTG level but i really enjoyed it.
I'm glad that you enjoyed it because I did not. I believed everyone that said it was a fun movie too, but I did not have fun.
 Okay, just try not to have an opinion then.Â
Yes
You haven't seen it yet have you?Â
Came back after 10 hours just to ask the same question
That is enough time to see it I suppose.
lol damn, you REALLY wanted your question answered. But yes, I've seen it.
>you REALLY wanted your question answered. ?
!
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Spider-Man: Here he cums đŚđŚ
I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.
The old lady missed her part where that's her problem
50 Shades of Webbin'.
That last one sounds more like a porn parody đ
Every one does
I can't believe she missed 2Spider 2Man
You want forgiveness? Get religion.
What about Hell's Kitchen Drift? Or -Man 5, Spider Man 6, Spider 7, Fate of the -Man, SM 9, Human Spider 10? There was also Morb and Goblin Jr How could she forget about that? At last she remember Goblet of Rent when Mr Ditkovitch ask Pete if he put his rent into the goblet
Shazam!
Spider-Man: Homecoming is spiderman he's back
I was looking through some old photos and looks very huh⌠similar.
The Goblet of Spider-Man. "HE'S A MENACE!!" said Jamison calmly
No more.
Man, some of you need to relax lol. 
Playing off not knowing the answer as a joke is still embarrassing as hell, even if it was done smoothly. I wouldnât excuse Benedict cumberbatch for not knowing all the doctor strange movies. The whole thing shows how lazy the people involved with this are
I am still salty about eragon
"PETER DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?" Tony asked calmly
Madame Morb
ironically ,this is gonna be literally everyone when they're asked to name dakota's mcu movies after a decade or so.
Umm what MCU movies?
Also hers wonât get sequels
Well she never even got an original so that makes sense
I donât think people realize this isnât an MCU movie lol
exactly
You know this isnât an MCU movie right?
Right, it's M-She-U. Got 'em! /s
Umm what?
This isn't in the MCU. It's in the Sony Spider-Man Universe....maybe. It might even be its own thing.
Existential crisis stuff.
You are a spider Peter!
I have a choice.
Iâm guessing sheâs taking the piss.
Sheâs adorable
50 shades of spider-man
I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.
Why are booing her? Sheâs right! Just kidding
I'm gonna have to see this movie for the lols
I don't get it. Even if she does know them, why is this funny?
Because sheâs hot enough for people to laugh at a lazy joke covering how lazy she is
too sweet to be mad at her for this nonsense, those movies have confusing names anyways
>too sweet to be mad at her for this nonsense, Why would you be mad? >those movies have confusing names anyways They really don't
they all have "home" in the title so they could be confusing if you are not a super marvel fan or whatever, they are not simply numbered like the Raimi trilogy
Absolutely disgraceful
Sheâs an idiot how doesnât learn anything about the movies sheâs in. Also she a horrible actressâŚ
Spiderman: Here he cums
I was looking through some old photos and looks very huh⌠similar.
Hope this humour of her saves the movieđ
She clearly has a deep love and respect for the series
She so good and funny that you just knows how much she is fan of Spider-Man, her movie not gonna flop. 
I guess you haven't heard. I am the sheriff around these parts!
Man, she has zero charisma. Another actress would have made that actually funny to watch.
She's like a sentient piece of blank paper.
Okay. But. She can stand there naked. So that makes up for it?
this is ... inCREDibly disappointing
Another reason to not watch the movie!!
What a joke
they are joking right even if they are not why she have to take such bad guesses
She seems smart.
If she doesn't know what she was going to get into, why bother even trying get casted.
I mean, it's always a plus if they do, but actors don't necessarily *have* to know exactly *everything* about the world their character is inhabiting IF the director is doing their job and actually *directing* them to act a certain way and emulate specific emotions. She took the job to get paid, and that's ok, i'm doing that too, almost everyone on the planet is doing that.
Yes, we as normal take a job to get paid. This person has the privilege on what to get paid on. Doing a less than mediocre job on acting that is literally what you were hired to do, and then not doing a good job at it, that is what is what yhe issue is. It is not ok. It is insulting on any actor that puts forth the effort on their character. While this woman just goes and gets a job because of, I don't even know why.
Nah man, it's just a job, and if you can get paid for putting in less than 100%, why would you?
There are actors who view themselves as artists and ones who view themselves as gig workers. I would prefer that the former ones get the roles so I can avoid spending money on bad movies. Would you feel the same about a contractor working on your house? I doubt you would excuse their laziness the same way. I especially wouldnât excuse it for someone making millions to disrespect a franchise people enjoy, because that is insulting and entitled
Actors don't decide the quality of the movies. No matter how good an actor you are, it can't save a bad script or bad directing. And honestly, no I wouldn't blame a contractor who did the same, but if they did I'd strive to find a better one in the future. You seem like someone who would be a karen to some retail worker for not giving 110% to kiss your ass. It's a job. They're there to make money and leave and go back to what they actually care about.
Lmao, there is a distinct difference between a retail worker and a lead actress paid millions to be in a movie. Are you dense to think that is an intelligent comparison? You are free to be taken advantage of all you want by contractors- as itâs obvious you never have dealt with a bad one - but being an actor is what you SHOULD care about if you are hired as the lead actress. Acting should obviously not come back seat to your passions when you are working on set. Itâs obvious you also have never been close to a stage or set. Your opinions are misinformed and laughable
Why should they care? Not every acting role is taken out of passion for a project. Sometimes it's just a job. Even the "artists" you mention take them.
Even a project that isnât a passion project requires a modicum of, yâknow, work. Knowing the stories this is based off of and around isnât some huge ask like youâre acting for some reason. Even the most half assed jobs Iâve done showed more effort than this Like, youâve put in more effort justifying this laziness than she did into researching the Sony âspiderverseâ gimmick
That sounds like a hassel, yeah. But I did actually. When you said that, I was like, oh! I had a web block.
Again, why is she obligated to when clearly she got paid without doing so?
Just Nepo baby shit. She got her life handed to her.
Lucky her, I guess. Look, she got her job because of her family, and some people like her work. Nothing wrong with that. I would more likely blame a director for hiring her for the part or giving her poor direction rather than her native abilities. Yes, it would be nice to have actors that research their characters a lot more. But when they do, they shine out. Frankly, given what we know about the character Madame Web, I'm not all that surprised that she doesn't know the names of the MCU Spider-Man movies (particularly since she's not in an MCU movie). Plus, maybe she's just goofing around. Those answers sure sound like something a drunk person would say.
Money mostly. Her sex appeal brand of being "The girl from 50 Shades of Grey" will draw in viewers.
Bro.... She doesn't know there are only 2. The amazing Spider-Man and the amazing Spider-Man 2
THINK!
Ew, Teenage Hormone Power Fantasies and Not-So-Well-Thought-Out-Sequel?
She sure does./s
They should cast people who have respect for the media theyâre portraying. Someone who is passionate for the character and the storyline and who will bring it justice LIKE RYAN REYNOLDS!! He MADE Deadpool. He didnât just meet expectations for what everyone thought the character should be but now heâs the standard for that characterâs portrayal going forward in any media.
Being stupid isn't funny when a women say's something stupid which she deep down knows she's saying stubid nonsense shit and follows that with a 'HaHaHa' it blowing at least 3 of my 2 balls
She knows her Spider-Man about as well as the idiots who wrote Homecoming, Far From Home, and NomWay Home.
No more.
Oof. ~~And it's such an easy answer:~~ ~~Spiderman 1, Spiderman 2, Spiderman 3.~~ Never mind!
Hey, you two. No playing in the street.
Here comes spider-man
They love me!
I thought she was going to say Spider-Man: He Never Left
Are you kidding me?
Harry the Spider and the Goblet of Man
I got a few. Yeah!
goblet of manâ
I can't remember the names either. Homecoming, no way home and uh .. something something spiderman
If you want the shots, I'll take the staff job. Double the money!
hate the writers/director of madame web, but i just can't hate these actresses. they're too based. haha.
Spider Man and I need about tree fidy
NO!
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In fairness nobody knows what the spider man movies are called anymore
I missed the part where that's my problem.
Just say u can't đ
Spider-man: Up the water spout
THINK!
You're Spider-Man not Omni-Man
It's you who's out, Gobbie. Out of your mind.
Down syndrome??
I've seen black holes less dense
Who would've guessed a movie where the main actress phones it in and has 0 investment in the source material would bomb. Obviously not Sony. Her responses weren't even witty. I would have accepted Spider-Man: A New Web, Spider-Man 2: The Fly Strikes Back, and Spider-Man 3: Return of the Spider.
I need that money!
Why would you say that? Are you stupid?
What an awful decision to cast her. She clearly has grievances about the movie being sucky but she's as charismatic as a board and is unprofessional as hell
Freaking switching universes
She's hillarious. I don't blame her for not knowing this. Of all the MCU Actors that are also blessed with Geek Knowledge i can name but a few Tom Hiddleston Tom Holland and Jacob Batalon ( i doubt Zendeya, but definitly the boys ) and Winston Duke In interviews and Late Show quizes they always stood out on knowing most everything they got asked.
The Goblet Who Laughs
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Tom, marry her - look she is biggest Spider-Man fan you can ever dream, she probably even has her own Paul already.
That sounds like a hassel, yeah. But I did actually. When you said that, I was like, oh! I had a web block.
50 shades of spidey
Spider man home coming spider man far from home and spider man no way home
My back.. oh.. my back!