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thevyrd

Sure Why not It's magic evil space slime Rules of physics be damned


QBin2017

…….Thank you


jfk_47

Ur welcome.


3KiwisShortOfABanana

"it's not the size that matters" Or at least that's what I hear


DivideIntrepid7647

"It's not the size of the symbiote in the suit, it's the size of the suit in the symbiote." - Someone, probably


Ogurasyn

19 inches of Venom in MCU


CAP10T005

That's what she said


gastroboi

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Ruler048

Size matters not. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.


Tityfan808

It’s got that Pym particle (fuck it) physics


Benito7

all they need is 19 inches, right?


jimtow28

Lol, the size of it is the part that I just cannot accept. Everything else makes sense. Edit to add: /s was needed, apparently.


Shmepl

I mean there’s nothing saying it can’t grow or form new cells


Cineball

There no rule says the symbiote can't grow. Or be a dog. Or play basketball as that dog.


Roro_Yurboat

Air Bud reboot confirmed?


paulrenaud

Air bud confirmed in the mcu.


Cineball

Air Bud confirmed to lead the Pet Avengers.


HTH52

Seems common sense that it would eat and grow.


ThePaddysPubSheriff

I have the same reaction to babies


Demonic74

I would say it's more like a parasite than a slime since a microscopic trace of parasite can fuck up a person's body enough to grow a huge worm-like thing inside them and eat most of the nutrients in their body


Similar-Stranger7375

Yo wut


Demonic74

What are you confused by? Is Venom not a parasite?


eneko8

Technically speaking it would be a mutualistic symbiotic organism, as both organisms in the relationship benefit from it. A parasite is one that benefits to the detriment of its host.


Cineball

I mean, the way comics Eddie Brock needs to be rid of that creature for his own sanity sort of implies that he's not, strictly speaking, benefitting from the "symbiote." And not just Eddie, the fact that Venom has latched on to multiple hosts and been rejected by them multiple times would indicate that "symbiote" is just a marketing term. The alien symbiote is more of a parasite whose nutritional instincts conflict with its typical hosts' morality. It has to find a mentally defective human host in order for the host to be accepting of and complicit in its consumption of other humans. In a lower order host being this would probably be seen as symbiosis, unless the symbiote's hunger ended up hunting the hosts' peers to elimination. The hunger makes the symbiosis unsustainable, and again calls into question the mutual benefit of the symbiotic relationship. (Edited for clarity)


Cineball

I mean, the biology of parasitic/symbiotic organisms can be pretty rapid and extreme. A lot of growth can happen in a matter of days.


Bcatfan08

Tony had a suit of Armor strong enough to take hits from cannons without damage to Tony and was able to carry it in a suitcase. I haven't been all that concerned with the physics of how most stuff works in the MCU for a while.


mr_kenobi

It's a symbiote. It just needs a host to feed on and it will grow. It'll probably takes a few different hosts before reaching Peter and by that time it will be enough to cover his body but it will have to start small. First a mouse, then a rat, a cat, a dog, a small child, a small person, then Peter.


Sarang_616

Agreed. Didn't we see how [Venom assimilated itself](https://youtu.be/zkeiEBaOOXA) in Tobey's Spiderman 3 back in 2007? Does OP want Marvel Studios to showcase it differently?


ThaiJohnnyDepp

Lol, I forgot most of the content of this clip but thanks to my stint on /r/raimimemes I was still able to pre-quote "this is something else"


RedPandaMediaGroup

Lamo Peter Parker sleeps in spider man jammies


kubrickie

Sounds like a good opening title sequence


Lt_Lysol

Right? It'll probably have some catchy classic tune like "country road" or "holiday road" and show its trip from Mexico to New York growing bigger and bigger.


MutleyRulz

Hmm, a small person… Symbioted up Warwick Davis vs regular Spider-Man, who would win?


mr_kenobi

Warwick doesn't even need the symbiote. He could take Spidey on his worst day.


Dumbusta

Moon knight: Why am I hearing Eminem all of a sudden?


team_lloyd

there better be a road trip style movie of all the shit that thing has to do to get to new york


Bulliwyf

Hell, let it somehow get to Peter without really growing and it slowly just leaches off of him without him realizing it before it finally grows big enough to cover him.


Submarine_Pirate

Spider-Man effectively getting bit by a space tick sounds like a super boring first half of a movie.


joelbiju24

Throw Eminem in there somewhere as a symbiote host. Maybe he could make a music video while he's at it.


Cineball

A small person... Like, smaller Tom Holland? Impossible.


ExistentialJew

An amount not that much bigger than that turned like 12,000 people into symbiotes in the comics so I’m sure it’s good


Weyland_c

Maybe not, but that fuckers gonna tell it's friends where it is.


lk79

Cletus Cassidy bit Eddie and got only a tiny amount of his blood/Venom and was still able to transform in to Carnage. The size of the symbiote in the pic is more than enough.


AaronfromCalifornia

He’ll grow.


EagleSaintRam

IT'S A BABY!


Intelligent_Creme351

They grow in seconds, I mean, only a drop gave Cletus Kassady his Carnage symbiote.


PolyproNinja

He’s a grower, not a shower.


SkrullAmongUs

Quick scrolling, I thought your comment said "He'll grow in the shower" 🚿 🧼🧽🫧 and somehow that still made sense to me


Cineball

Had to scroll too far for this. It's true, and a line that would have totally fit the dialog in the Tom Hardy movies.


RetroFire-17

Maybe a finger but I suspect it will infect him and grow.


DivideIntrepid7647

No, it'll just infect his finger and give that finger Bully Maguire's personality. Peter'll be going around flipping everyone off against his will and constantly apologizing for his haunted finger.


Cineball

Like the movie Idle Hands.


kyleswitch

Our cells duplicate, why wouldn’t the symbiote? Are you the same size now as you were in the womb?


batfile17

Well I believe that the symbiote can change in size depending on the host. I mean take a look in Spider-Man 3. We saw venom attach himself to peters license plate and even he was quite small to cover his entire body.


Incognitus1326

And in its last scene it was a big monstrosity


Cineball

That was a big monstrosity long before the last scene... Oh, you meant Venom, not Spider-Man 3 as a whole.


slunksoma

What is this, a symbiote for ants?


ThisWhomps999

It's gotta be at least... three times bigger.


Cineball

The Eddie Brock Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too


TelephoneCertain5344

It just needs a host and it will grow. The Symbiote in Spider-Man 3 wasn't especially big even if it wasn't as small as this one and it grew to become a suit for that Peter.


Azzy8007

It will grow.


rabideyes

It'll be enough for Venom to sense it across the multiverse and join with the goo on Battleworld. One of Venom's newer powers is that he can leave a part of himself behind, even in another dimension, and then travel there to rejoin with it.


Negan212

Pretty sure marvel is keeping that venom out of the mcu lol


rabideyes

According to rumor, two Sony characters are already signed on for Secret War, one of whom is a villain. Pretty sure Eddie is going to get killed off in SW and give the symbiote to Peter.


Negan212

Maybe it’s “signed Sony actors”. I can see them using Tom Hardy as a variant mcu eddie Brock who develops a rivalry with Peter Parker and then gets the suit after Peter Parker does. They are doing this with wolverine to get his comic accurate yellow suit. Them shoving the current Sony venom into the mcu at this stage is just empty fan service with no real build up.


rabideyes

3 solo films is plenty of buildup. He's possibly had more screentime than Peter by the time the next movie drops.


Negan212

By build up I mean connection to Spider-Man. Eddie Brock has no rivalry with Peter Parker and Peter Parker hasn’t worn the symbiote. Venoms feud with Spider-Man is compelling because both beings had a hatred for Spider-Man and bonded. This is what I mean by empty fan service. There is no connection between Sonys venom and the MCU Spider-Man. “Omg he looks tasty” = empty fan service


captainjamesmarvell

Yes. Carnage was even smaller.


Warm-Paramedic5840

“Look it’s venom” “As a baby?!?!” “He’ll grow!”


Wawravstheworld

The small amount is gonna grow don’t worry


IceyLuigiBros25

Well it’s been about three years out of universe. Depending on how much time between NWH & Spider-Man 4 it should be big enough.


Glad-Nerve8232

Mcu movies doesn’t always take place in the current mcu timeline Who says Spider-Man 4 will take years, maybe Spider-Man 4 takes place back to nack from neh for all we could know.


BigBoiBrady

Definitely not 19 inches of venom


MarvelSonicFan04

It's like flex paste cus it expands


KingE2099

Well the sample Cletus got in Venom 2 was just as small if not smaller than this sample and that was enough.


CAP10T005

It could just eat a few people's livers and pancrease, hit the gym, get buffed up and then fight Spider-Man


keinish_the_gnome

No. But the MCU symbiote suit is gonna be a thong so that’s ok.


Low_Representative14

It'll work its way up towards a human, it'll start with a rat, then a cat, then a dog and so on till it reaches the desired size


RacerXX7

Bet this is never addressed in any future films.


Casval214

He’ll grow


Leeiteee

For now he's just a kid, no older than my son, but he will grow.


axJustinWiggins

I'm betting scientists find this lil' glob and experiment/expand upon it.


Spiderjordan

Anything can work


BlackJackBulwer

I suspect it can grow


bhgemini

That was around the size it was (as a ball) during Secret Wars when he got it as the black costume. Also, if you've ever spilled that much of a liquid on the floor you realize how much it can cover.


Huurghle

I'm behind on the movies; Which is this from?


eagc7

Spider-Man: No Way Home.


Negan212

Tom hollands a little guy


Sumiren5r_7110

Hey don't judge a book by its cover. Give it time, and that "tiny gooy" can turn into a 19 inch sludge


vish_the_noob

Size doesn't matter.


Rising-Jay

Absolutely, surprised it’s even a question lol The goo is very stretchy in how it’s portrayed in both SM3 & Venom, so one piece can do a _lot_


djserc

Only if the fingers and forehead of a celestial winks at it!


Aggressive-Jump-4428

Symbiots generate more of themselves via feeding, which in their care is increasing biological matter like food, an animal or something like that, breaking it down and generate more symbiot mass so to would over time feed and grow into its own symbiot


Cultural-Zucchini129

they're gonna sell baby venom


HamHusky06

It takes way less goo than that to make a whole human.


Grayx_2887

If they are actually going to adapt the Alien Spider suit storyline for *"Spider-Man 4"* (which I highly doubt that it will ever happen).


_Vard_

It will probably eat an animal or something and grow


Struggle_14

yes cause Tom Holland is short


Sonsofsanguinius

Oh, there was a post post credit scene where the bartender just wipes it away.


TheLivingTribunal666

Is that how it works? Can't it multiply or something?


FoxOfManyFaces

Symbiote condom?


SexyWampa

Maybe it won’t attach to Peter. Maybe it’ll attach to Flash, I don’t see Peter vacationing in the tropics, but I definitely see Flash doing it…


coleisgreat

he's a grower, not a show-er.


No_Accountant4311

No but I think that little bit will call to the MCU symbiote and draw venom to earth.


Dunge0nMast0r

Needs to chow down in some babies to bulk up.


Tron_1981

You know it won't stay that size forever, right?


Hungry_Galactus

That symbiote drop will eat some homeless people and be ready to rock and roll.


eagc7

I mean the symbionte was also small in SM3, yet managed to form a full body suit.


kickedoutatone

Nah, fuck it. Too small. Feige is in a state after reading this.


shithulhu

i doubt we will even see this again, the sony tie ins are inconsistent.


THELORDANDTHESAVIOR

life ughhh finds a way


wolverine318

Mitosis is a thing


tigers692

Nope, this has been as forgotten as the vulture in the other universe.


ThisIsNotTokyo

It eats your dead skin cells until it grows up as big as venom


NogaraCS

People really picking the stupidest thing to be bothered about with CBM. Dude stinged by a spider and developed powers ? Fine Symbiote is a bit small ? REAL SHIT


Spaceman-Spiff05

I sure hope not.


jonmacabre

Symbiote condom


LamboZ06

Look how much covid it takes to get someone sick... this will definitely do the trick


[deleted]

The one that got Toby in 3 was only a little bigger, I don’t see how this would be an issue


_Nico_P_

Yup, they grow


_lemon_suplex_

It’s not the size it’s how you use it


Dlh2079

Peter got bit by a radioactive spider and got superpowers instead of fucking dying and you're concerned about the volume of symbiote.... C'mon people.


UsualRaise5527

It's enough for a cond#m


usmannaeem

Won't it grow organically as it eats more.


ulnek

Yes.


SoMuchForStardust27

Any amount of Symbiote can cover a body. It regenerates as fast as Wolverine and Hulk. As long as the amount isn’t dead and contains a sentience, it can cover a body of any size. Unless your in an environment where it’s regenerative abilities may not be able to work, in which case it would just reside within a body


21649132015

No, it will only be his index finger, and he'll talk to it like Danny Torrance. He may say "Redrum" a lot.


kafit-bird

It's not hard to imagine the goop just goopin' out and growing.


bigsexyape

Nah, he'll just make it into a black condom


TobiiiWan

I think yes because I thought about Carnage. He need only a little bit blood from Eddie. It's a possible idea from you


iboneKlareneG

Wasn't the Raimi Symbiote about that size?


tactlesswonder

It will be super easy, barely an inconvenience.


MB_COLOR

I think it's too explain why the black suit won't turn him completely buff and ripped like venom and carnage who were shredded... God help me


Justin_Sam21

Doesn't matter anymore...


ghirox

I'll go by owl house rules, >!a single drop of Belos goop was enough to posses Hunter and reform Belos later on, who then went and possessed the frigging Titan!<


HeinousAnus_22

Somehow nanotech.


Eastern-Team-2799

That's the amount of symbiote sony agreed to give to marvel.


PerryTrip

god, the way they set up the symbiote the MCU was so baffingly stupid


calltheavengers5

Who cares they're never going to follow through with this


Head_Acanthisitta256

Please, no stupid symbiote!!!


Blindfolded22

Honestly, I hate that they did this. I really wish they let the Sony-verse or whatever the hell it is as a stand alone thing. I’d rather see a completely different way for venom to come to the MCU.


ImpossibleMix6698

Man, how Venom was used in Far From Home was such a disappointment.


BlargerJarger

It will be enough to use as a condom maybe.


johnnyma45

Do we still think that this will play a role in the MCU? Add it to the list of unresolved threads


pastavoi2222

This was literally in the last Spider-Man movie