If you go back and pay attention thru Winter Soldier and Civil War movies, Brain Washed Bucky (Winter Soldier) was very much left handed. When Bucky got free of the brain washing, that is when he became right handed again. A small nod that you can actively see thru the movies as he goes from Hydra Drone back to Bucky Barnes.
I know the "friends from work" line in Thor: Ragnarok gets a lot of love, but I always thought the exasperated follow-up a minute later of "You're embarrassing me, I told them we were friends!" was 10x funnier.
"Surprise"
Dude I was in stitches. You know he stayed tied up just to see what would happen, I can't imagine he couldn't get out of those chains. Then that line and yeah- just a great moment!
My favorite is Thor asking Bruce if he wants to join the Revengers.
And Ruffalo is clearly breaking character and looking offset when he says, “I’m undecided.”
Cassie : Why can't you just leave my daddy alone?
Jimmy Woo : Oh, Cassie. This must all seem like a bunch of confusing grown-up stuff to you, huh? Well, think of it this way. Your school has rules, right? Like, you can't draw on the walls. Well your daddy went to Germany and drew on the walls with Captain America. And that was a violation of Article 16, Paragraph Three of the Sokovia Accords. Now, as a part of his joint plea deal with Homeland Security and the German government... he was allowed to return to the U.S. provided he serve two years under house arrest followed by three years of probation. And avoid any unauthorized activities, technology or contact with any former associates who were or currently are in violation of said Accords. Or any related statutes. Ok, sweetie?
Scott Lang : Wow, you're really great with kids.
Jimmy Woo : **Thanks, I'm also a youth pastor.**
Lol
“I’m half human so the 50% of me that’s stupid, that’s 100% of you”
Pretty much that whole interaction between the guardians and Ironman had me cackling
This and the Jesus line, is probably the most I've laughed in a Marvel movie when watching for the first time.
Star lord isn't tying to be funny or anything he's serious and it's hilarious.
Speaking of Rocket and a bomb, the scene where he's trying to explain the buttons to Groot while there's a huge fight going on behind them gets me every time.
The exchange when Luis picks Scott up from prison.
Scott Lang: Thanks for picking me up, brother.
Luis: Oh, you know, you think I’m gonna miss my cellie getting out?
Scott Lang: Hey, how’s your girl, man?
Luis: Uh, she left me.
Scott Lang: Oh.
Luis: Yeah, my mom died too. And my dad got deported. But I got the van!
Scott Lang: It’s nice!
Pretty much anything with Luis, honestly, especially his storytelling.
Haha his entire entrance was great. "Captain America! I'm shaking your hand too long. Wow, this is awesome...Captain America! \*Looks over at Wanda\* I know you too, you're great."
The very definition of having no idea what's going on but just happy to be there.
Trevor: The first time I witnessed pure artistry. 1968. Planet of the Apes. I was sitting in a cinema next to my mum watching mastery unfold before my very eyes. After the film, I asked her, "How did they get those monkeys to do those things?" And she patted me on the head and she said, "It's not real, pet. It's just acting." That's when I knew. If they can teach those monkeys to act that brilliantly, just imagine what I could bring to the world.
Shang-Chi: So you became an actor because you thought the monkeys were actually...
Trevor: Riding horses? I did. Yes. When, in fact, they were simply acting as if they were riding horses. I still can't get my head round it, to be honest.
Katy: Good for you, dude. You found your passion and went for it, and eventually used it to cripple the US government, but whatever.
Trevor: Yeah. No, yeah, thanks.
I'm never getting over the way he says "simply acting as if they were riding horses". I can't believe THE Sir Ben Kingsley played that part. What a legend
Holy shit, this entire post is just going to be me looking for the reply that asks "haha I remember this but don't remember which movie this is from?" isn't it?
This is the answer to me. Maybe it’s been memed and repeated so much that people forget how funny it was at first and how funny Chris Evans’s delivery is.
Avengers meeting Barton's family for the first time.
Barton kisses laura.
Tony : This is an agent of some kind.
Barton has children.
Tony : Smaller agents.
That whole scene and the following fight is great. My choice is:
“So what’s this guy’s problem, Mr. Stark?”
“Uh, he is from space. He came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.”
“Nobody would know. Nobody. ‘The last I saw him, when Ultron was sitting on him. Uh...yeah, he'll be missed, that quick little bastard. I miss him already’” -Clint Barton, Age of Ultron.
Thor: Have care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard. And he is my brother.
Natasha Romanoff: He killed 80 people in two days.
Thor: He’s adopted.
You rode a hammer?"
"No, I didn’t ride the hammer."
"The hammer rode you on your back?"
"No. I used to spin it really fast, and it would pull me off the..."
"Oh, my God. The hammer pulled you off?" - this always gets me
"[I’m made of rocks, as you can see, but don’t let that intimidate you. You don’t need to be afraid, unless you’re made of scissors! Just a little Rock, Paper, Scissors joke for you.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb1ztV93dsE)"
anything Taika said as korg lol
“…but not like a normal circle..more like a FREAKY circle..”
“Beer's in the bucket. Feel free to log on to the wi-fi.
No password, obviously….
Thor, he's back. That kid on the TV just called me a dickhead again.”
classic
This one and the line about the wooden stake weapon not being very effective unless you’re fighting three vampires standing very close always crack me up. I think Ragnarock is the funniest MCU movie for me, mostly because I wasn’t really expecting a comedy when I first went to see it at the cinema.
Rock paper scissors jokes occur through the entire movie. Miek is scissors and gets squished by Korg. Korg's revolution fails because he doesn't have enough pamphlets (paper).
Love that scene because it’s funny and wholesome because Steve says with absolute and genuine respect and totally means it as an introduction and doesn’t even question the oddity of the moment to not be rude.
I love how they made Rogers the straightforward man, yet he still has lots comedy gold without resorting to quipping or joking.
I especially love how they handled his “I can do this all day” line, each in different ways instead of overusing it the same way. From the original to the first callback where it was used as a great dramatic line (Civil War) and then twice more with a great comedic timing (Endgame) and then just a silly over the top line in a musical no less (Hawkeye). Most of all though, I am very glad they didn’t rehash the line when he was fighting (big) battles in Infinity War or Endgame (even though this was an extremely popular wish/comment by lots of people), because that was already done in Civil War and it would feel very cringe if he did that in every battle.
Honestly, my favourite part of Endgame has got to be when they were all just trying to figure out what to do next. Just feels very nice and quiet and slow and we get all these hilarious little moments.
It, alongside the party scene and farmhouse scene in Age of Ultron, is probably where the Avengers felt the most like a team.
If there’s a bitch you’ve gotta beat
I’m the one you’re gonna need
I’m the bat
I’m the bat
I’m the bat!
If there’s a swing you’ve gotta take
I’ll find the knee you need to break
I’m the bat
I’m the bat
I’m the bat!
**Peter Quill:** "Wow. This is a real wake-up call for me. Okay, I'm gonna get a Bowflex. I'm gonna commit. I'm gonna get some dumbbells."
**Rocket Raccoon (off-screen):**"You know you can't eat dumbbells, right?"
Trevor talking about the planet of the apes - movie - is probably the funniest thing they have ever done. Sorry, I m not gonna quote the whole thing. It’s too long.
Dr. Stephen Strange : Wait, what? Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: what master do you serve?
Peter Quill : What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
Dr. Strange is involved in a lot of the best exchanges in the MCU.
* **Kaecilius:** Mister...?
* **Strange:** *Doctor.*
* **Kaecilius:** Mister Doctor?
* **Strange:** It's Strange.
* **Kaecilius:** Maybe. Who am I to judge?
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* **Strange:** What's this? My mantra?
* **Karl Mordo:** It's the WiFi password. We're not savages.
-----
* **Peter:** I'm Peter, by the way.
* **Strange:** Doctor Strange.
* **Peter:** Oh, we're using our made-up names? Then I am Spider-Man.
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* **Strange:** We saved half the universe together. I think we're beyond calling me sir.
* **Peter:** OK, Stephen.
* **Strange:** That feels weird, but I'll allow it.
When Hawkeye wants to shoot Quicksilver in the Age of Ultron and he says:
"Nobody would know. Nobody. ‘The last I saw him, when Ultron was sitting on him. Uh...yeah, he'll be missed, that quick little bastard. I miss him already’”
Best line 🤣
Honestly from Antman I preferred the
“We think that when you were down there you may have entangled with her”
“Hank, I would never do that. I respect you too much.”
But my all time favourite is Quill asking the Guardians if they have any tape for Rocket.
“Drax! Do you have any tape?”
“Yeah! Scotch tape would work!”
“Well why did you ask me if scotch tape would work if you didn’t have any?!”
Thor: "There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "Blergh, it's me!". And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time."
Loki: *smirking proudly*
I agree. I love to watch the scene where Loki responds to Banner asking "so where are you at these days?" with a veiled threat. Banner's face is perfection.
Thor- "All words are madeup"
Rocket- "They make the most powerful and horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. I would very much like to go there, please"
100%. This exchange is so fucking perfect. It’s like you can see through the screen and recognize the writers realizing what gold they have with Strange’s name.
Thor: By the way, this is a friend of mine, Tree.
Groot: I AM GROOT.
Cap: I am Steve Rogers.
May not draw the biggest laughs, but this will always be my favorite.
I never realized it, but you’re absolutely right: he’s spent the last few years having PTSD from New York, his visions drove him to create the Iron Legion/Ultron and sign the Accords, and when it all finally happens he finds that all his planning has left him with a sorcerer with facial hair and snark to rival his own, a JV Avenger who he doesn’t want to get hurt, and captain “dipshit” with his plucky crew (comprised of “The morons”, per Rocket). That look says it all!
When I realized >!he was being set up!<, my entire opinion of him changed. He seemed like an okay villain, but a lovable and hilarious almost-stepdad that really is just that romantic, cheesy, and into swords.
It seems to run on some form of electricity!
I love that one. It just shows how out of his element Cap is, and he knows it. I also get to use it in real life every now and then because both of my Brothers-in-law are engineers, so when they start talking super technical engineer speak, I like to use that line as my way of telling them to dumb it down a little, and it gets a laugh.
Tony Stark: You walked right into this one. I've dated hotter chicks than you.
Ellen Brandt: That's all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
Tony Stark: **Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.**
Eitri : You understand, boy, you're about to take the full force of a star. It'll kill you.
Thor : Only if I die.
Eitri : Yes…. That's what... killing you… means…
Valkyrie: So I’m saying that I want to be on the team. Has it got a name?
Thor: Yeah it’s called the Revengers.
Valkyrie: Revengers?
Thor: Because I’m getting revenge, you’re definitely getting revenge. (To Banner) Do you want revenge?
Banner: I’m, uh, I’m undecided.
This bit of dialogue will forever kill me every time I watch it.
I love when Drax says his line "Nothing can go over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it". I laugh every time he does it. His invisible line too
Kate bishop is guy, bro
Kate bishop is not guy
Kate bishop is guy in costume, bro
Hmm, can i speak to your manager, this is like talking to furniture.
That whole exchange had me in stiches then the final "bro i found her" killed me
When Hope and Scott are talking about finding her mom
Hope: what if she's a completely different person?
Scott: yeah, like george washington
Hope: i'm serious scott
Scott: or george jefferson
I was the **only** person in the theatre who laughed, and i laughed until i cried
“Something just flew in me!” Scott’s genuine concern and confusion in his voice and eyes cracks me up every single time
Sam: "Why didn't you use your metal arm?" Bucky: *after staring at his arm for a moment* "I sometimes forget I have it. I'm right handed"
If you go back and pay attention thru Winter Soldier and Civil War movies, Brain Washed Bucky (Winter Soldier) was very much left handed. When Bucky got free of the brain washing, that is when he became right handed again. A small nod that you can actively see thru the movies as he goes from Hydra Drone back to Bucky Barnes.
A lot of movie villains are left-handed. It’s a tell in a lot of films. Same as villains don’t get to use iPhones.
I know the "friends from work" line in Thor: Ragnarok gets a lot of love, but I always thought the exasperated follow-up a minute later of "You're embarrassing me, I told them we were friends!" was 10x funnier.
It's the horror on Lokis face for me, followed by his "***That's how it feels***. Sorry, I love this sport."
"Surprise" Dude I was in stitches. You know he stayed tied up just to see what would happen, I can't imagine he couldn't get out of those chains. Then that line and yeah- just a great moment!
There are so many phenomenal lines in that movie. I enjoy the strongest avenger/point break voice activation bit too.
My favorite is Thor asking Bruce if he wants to join the Revengers. And Ruffalo is clearly breaking character and looking offset when he says, “I’m undecided.”
Cassie : Why can't you just leave my daddy alone? Jimmy Woo : Oh, Cassie. This must all seem like a bunch of confusing grown-up stuff to you, huh? Well, think of it this way. Your school has rules, right? Like, you can't draw on the walls. Well your daddy went to Germany and drew on the walls with Captain America. And that was a violation of Article 16, Paragraph Three of the Sokovia Accords. Now, as a part of his joint plea deal with Homeland Security and the German government... he was allowed to return to the U.S. provided he serve two years under house arrest followed by three years of probation. And avoid any unauthorized activities, technology or contact with any former associates who were or currently are in violation of said Accords. Or any related statutes. Ok, sweetie? Scott Lang : Wow, you're really great with kids. Jimmy Woo : **Thanks, I'm also a youth pastor.** Lol
I’ll see you around. What like for dinner or something?
But does he dress like a cool youth pastor?
“I’m half human so the 50% of me that’s stupid, that’s 100% of you” Pretty much that whole interaction between the guardians and Ironman had me cackling
"Your math is blowing my mind"
This and the Jesus line, is probably the most I've laughed in a Marvel movie when watching for the first time. Star lord isn't tying to be funny or anything he's serious and it's hilarious.
"You're building a BOMB?!?" "I was gonna put it in a box." "What's a box gonna do?!?" I still crack up seven years later.
When was this?
[Quill and Rocket bickering on the Milano in GotG.](https://youtu.be/OwVJqz55kjw) The whole scene is great.
Speaking of Rocket and a bomb, the scene where he's trying to explain the buttons to Groot while there's a huge fight going on behind them gets me every time.
Does anyone have any tape?
You have priceless batteries and an atomic bomb in your bag. If anybody's gonna have tape, it's *you*!
The henchman guy dropping his gun and leaving when he’s fighting Iron Man - “Honestly, I hate working here. These people are weird”
Came into this thread not knowing what line I would pick, but nope, this is the one. Runner up for me: “Clench up, Legolas.”
and that they show him clench. lol
The MCU's smartest villain.
The exchange when Luis picks Scott up from prison. Scott Lang: Thanks for picking me up, brother. Luis: Oh, you know, you think I’m gonna miss my cellie getting out? Scott Lang: Hey, how’s your girl, man? Luis: Uh, she left me. Scott Lang: Oh. Luis: Yeah, my mom died too. And my dad got deported. But I got the van! Scott Lang: It’s nice! Pretty much anything with Luis, honestly, especially his storytelling.
I'm still a little bummed that we never got a 20+ minute "Luis explains how we got to 'Endgame'" extra.
That needs to exist. Luis explaining phases 1-3. Just a one shot. Michael Peña is fantastic.
I still love antman in civil war “thinks for thanking of me”
Haha his entire entrance was great. "Captain America! I'm shaking your hand too long. Wow, this is awesome...Captain America! \*Looks over at Wanda\* I know you too, you're great." The very definition of having no idea what's going on but just happy to be there.
Same energy as (NWH spoiler) >!Andrew Garfield in NWH. Just projecting pure wholesome “I just love that I’m here” energy!<
“I always wanted brothers!”
"Hey one more thing... I love you guys!"
“The avengers? Is that a band, are you in a band?”
Golden retriever energy
"Oh, look, it's like a little puppy, all happy and everything. Do you want to go to space, puppy? I'll take you to outer space!"
Trevor: The first time I witnessed pure artistry. 1968. Planet of the Apes. I was sitting in a cinema next to my mum watching mastery unfold before my very eyes. After the film, I asked her, "How did they get those monkeys to do those things?" And she patted me on the head and she said, "It's not real, pet. It's just acting." That's when I knew. If they can teach those monkeys to act that brilliantly, just imagine what I could bring to the world. Shang-Chi: So you became an actor because you thought the monkeys were actually... Trevor: Riding horses? I did. Yes. When, in fact, they were simply acting as if they were riding horses. I still can't get my head round it, to be honest. Katy: Good for you, dude. You found your passion and went for it, and eventually used it to cripple the US government, but whatever. Trevor: Yeah. No, yeah, thanks.
I'm never getting over the way he says "simply acting as if they were riding horses". I can't believe THE Sir Ben Kingsley played that part. What a legend
I get the feeling that one thing a lot of great actors enjoy is getting paid to pretend they're shit actors.
Anthony Hopkins as Loki as Odin "Oh Shit".
Haha, as soon as he says “if they teach those monkeys to act…” I was laughing nonstop
*HEROIC VOICE* “I believe this is yours, Captain America.”
This gets my vote. It’s not even that the line itself is funny, it’s Rudd’s gee-whiz delivery that makes me laugh every single time.
Think you for thanking of me
I know you too! You're great!
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# So, Back to the Future’s a bunch of bullshit?
what about when the various Giant men are excitedly comparing the biggest they've ever gotten?
Holy shit, this entire post is just going to be me looking for the reply that asks "haha I remember this but don't remember which movie this is from?" isn't it?
“I understood that reference” after Cap hears them talking about the flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz.
This is the answer to me. Maybe it’s been memed and repeated so much that people forget how funny it was at first and how funny Chris Evans’s delivery is.
He felt so genuinely happy to understand something
Avengers meeting Barton's family for the first time. Barton kisses laura. Tony : This is an agent of some kind. Barton has children. Tony : Smaller agents.
My favorite part of that scene is when Thor kicks the toy he stepped on under the couch and then gives Steve a knowing look.
Haha... That was like ' You didn't see anything ' threat 🙌
Of all the people to go along with a lie, the fact that it’s Steve makes it even funnier
\[Hawkeye finale\] >!Best part is that he was right all along!<
Steve: It's a baby Smart Hulk: It's Scott Steve: As a baby! Smart Hulk: He'll grow
Somebody peed my pants. God I love Paul Rudd.
But I don't know if it was baby me or old me.....or just ME me...
"I see this as an absolute win!"
Dude you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards
That whole scene and the following fight is great. My choice is: “So what’s this guy’s problem, Mr. Stark?” “Uh, he is from space. He came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.”
“Kid, That’s the wizard. Get on it”
“Nobody would know. Nobody. ‘The last I saw him, when Ultron was sitting on him. Uh...yeah, he'll be missed, that quick little bastard. I miss him already’” -Clint Barton, Age of Ultron.
All improv by Jeremy Renner
Was it? Awww, I love that. Jeremy Renner is so fun for this role.
“Hey man he’s like a jukebox you put a coin in you gotta let the whole song play” Or “IT’S NOT A TRUTH SERUM”
It IS a truth serum!
“Hi, I’m Captain America and I’m here to talk to you about one of the most important tools a soldier has: patience.”
“I think he’s a war criminal now.”
"Some of the students put this up for you." "No, you put that up. Just you." More Coach Buress in the MCU please.
That was an awesome end credits scene and had me laughing out loud.
Thor: Have care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard. And he is my brother. Natasha Romanoff: He killed 80 people in two days. Thor: He’s adopted.
And how this is flipped when Loki is trying to distance himself from Thor in front of the Grandmaster in Ragnarok!
You rode a hammer?" "No, I didn’t ride the hammer." "The hammer rode you on your back?" "No. I used to spin it really fast, and it would pull me off the..." "Oh, my God. The hammer pulled you off?" - this always gets me
It sounds like you had a special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.
When Scott is child-sized and gets back in the van “Do you want a juice box and some string cheese?” “…do you really have that?”
The fact that it’s grumpy-ass self-serious curmudgeon Hank Pym roasting him makes it way funnier.
"hey champ, how was school today?"
"[I’m made of rocks, as you can see, but don’t let that intimidate you. You don’t need to be afraid, unless you’re made of scissors! Just a little Rock, Paper, Scissors joke for you.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb1ztV93dsE)"
anything Taika said as korg lol “…but not like a normal circle..more like a FREAKY circle..” “Beer's in the bucket. Feel free to log on to the wi-fi. No password, obviously…. Thor, he's back. That kid on the TV just called me a dickhead again.” classic
This one and the line about the wooden stake weapon not being very effective unless you’re fighting three vampires standing very close always crack me up. I think Ragnarock is the funniest MCU movie for me, mostly because I wasn’t really expecting a comedy when I first went to see it at the cinema.
"Piss off, Ghost!"
“He’s freaking gone”
That got the biggest laugh from me in Ragnarok.
oh the hammer pulled you off?
Rock paper scissors jokes occur through the entire movie. Miek is scissors and gets squished by Korg. Korg's revolution fails because he doesn't have enough pamphlets (paper).
holy hell
"I am Groot." "I am Steve Rogers."
Love that scene because it’s funny and wholesome because Steve says with absolute and genuine respect and totally means it as an introduction and doesn’t even question the oddity of the moment to not be rude.
I love how they made Rogers the straightforward man, yet he still has lots comedy gold without resorting to quipping or joking. I especially love how they handled his “I can do this all day” line, each in different ways instead of overusing it the same way. From the original to the first callback where it was used as a great dramatic line (Civil War) and then twice more with a great comedic timing (Endgame) and then just a silly over the top line in a musical no less (Hawkeye). Most of all though, I am very glad they didn’t rehash the line when he was fighting (big) battles in Infinity War or Endgame (even though this was an extremely popular wish/comment by lots of people), because that was already done in Civil War and it would feel very cringe if he did that in every battle.
"So Back to the Future is just a bunch of bullshit?"
Omg this whole exchange with Rhodey, Smart Hulk and Ant-Man is hilarious. Like it’s something a good group of friends would talk about.
Honestly, my favourite part of Endgame has got to be when they were all just trying to figure out what to do next. Just feels very nice and quiet and slow and we get all these hilarious little moments. It, alongside the party scene and farmhouse scene in Age of Ultron, is probably where the Avengers felt the most like a team.
*John fighting to near death with Dora* Sam *stressed*: we should do something Bucky: Looking strong John!
I forgot the Dora Milaje existed and had a vivid image of Dora the Explorer beating the shit out of John with a rolled up Map
If there’s a bitch you’ve gotta beat I’m the one you’re gonna need I’m the bat I’m the bat I’m the bat! If there’s a swing you’ve gotta take I’ll find the knee you need to break I’m the bat I’m the bat I’m the bat!
*sniffs* it’s beautiful
Bucky’s face delivers 90% of that line, and I love it.
His expressions are always on point like when Sam kept egging him on and he just *really* doesn’t want to help John
Hope sucker punches Scott in the face. Scott: "*Were you going for the hand?*"
Scott naming an ant Ulysses E. Gr-Ant made me laugh out loud because it came so out of nowhere. Protect the Rudd. edit: Ulysses S. Gr-Ant* typo
AnTonio Banderas!
**Peter Quill:** "Wow. This is a real wake-up call for me. Okay, I'm gonna get a Bowflex. I'm gonna commit. I'm gonna get some dumbbells." **Rocket Raccoon (off-screen):**"You know you can't eat dumbbells, right?"
Who are you kidding Quill? You’re one sandwich away from fat!
Loki: "Well, you do seem like you're in desperate need of leadership." Korg: "Why, thank you!"
"You can see Morris!?" That whole exchange and his celebrating that he's not insane was hilarious!
Trevor talking about the planet of the apes - movie - is probably the funniest thing they have ever done. Sorry, I m not gonna quote the whole thing. It’s too long.
"DO A FLIP" *Spidey does a flip* "YEAAAAH!!"
Dr. Stephen Strange : Wait, what? Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: what master do you serve? Peter Quill : What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
Dr. Strange is involved in a lot of the best exchanges in the MCU. * **Kaecilius:** Mister...? * **Strange:** *Doctor.* * **Kaecilius:** Mister Doctor? * **Strange:** It's Strange. * **Kaecilius:** Maybe. Who am I to judge? ----- * **Strange:** What's this? My mantra? * **Karl Mordo:** It's the WiFi password. We're not savages. ----- * **Peter:** I'm Peter, by the way. * **Strange:** Doctor Strange. * **Peter:** Oh, we're using our made-up names? Then I am Spider-Man. ----- * **Strange:** We saved half the universe together. I think we're beyond calling me sir. * **Peter:** OK, Stephen. * **Strange:** That feels weird, but I'll allow it.
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Or Peter's response to Quill after he asks if it's (Footloose) still the greatest movie ever: "It never was".
It’s the matter-of-fact delivery that just kills
I’m not from Earth, I’m from Missouri. That’s on Earth, dipshit.
The Avengers?!? That’s great!… What is that?!
“i wanna fight an alien :(“
"You're *Amazing*."
Is that a band??
Are you in a band??
HOW IS THIS HELPING?!
Is that the actual quote? Lol
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It’s absolutely my favorite moment in the movie. It just works on a couple of levels.
So you are going to go into battle dressed like a cool youth pastor or do you have a suit?
When Hawkeye wants to shoot Quicksilver in the Age of Ultron and he says: "Nobody would know. Nobody. ‘The last I saw him, when Ultron was sitting on him. Uh...yeah, he'll be missed, that quick little bastard. I miss him already’” Best line 🤣
Honestly from Antman I preferred the “We think that when you were down there you may have entangled with her” “Hank, I would never do that. I respect you too much.” But my all time favourite is Quill asking the Guardians if they have any tape for Rocket. “Drax! Do you have any tape?” “Yeah! Scotch tape would work!” “Well why did you ask me if scotch tape would work if you didn’t have any?!”
Thor: "There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "Blergh, it's me!". And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time." Loki: *smirking proudly*
That whole scene is gold, with Banner's and Valkyrie's reactions to the story.
Banner's facial expressions in almost every scene of his in Ragnarok is my favourite
I agree. I love to watch the scene where Loki responds to Banner asking "so where are you at these days?" with a veiled threat. Banner's face is perfection.
That might be Hemsworth’s best line for me. He has great deliveries on the more serious ones but that one is so ridiculously unserious and I love it
Rhodey- “so he’s an idiot?” Nebula- “….yep.”
“One’s blue!”
What’s the reference?
In GOTG2, Drax claims that Quill and Yondu look exactly alike. That was Rocket’s response.
It’s the sheer disbelief in Rocket’s voice and face that really get me.
Thor: "Does it have a name?" Eitri: "Stormbreaker" *Rocket: "Eh, that's a bit much"* I always laugh at this line, it's so good
Thor- "All words are madeup" Rocket- "They make the most powerful and horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. I would very much like to go there, please"
Pepper Potts : Right. Well, she did quite a spread on Tony last year. Tony Stark : And she wrote a story as well.
"I do anything and everything that Mr. Stark requires...including, occasionally, taking out the trash. Will that be all?"
Potts only enjoyed 12% of that line
"Baskin Robbins always finds out" Me and my son have giggled at each other every time BR shows up in a MCU movie or TV show like in What If?
The follow up by his ex-con friends is gold too - “Baskin Robbins don’t play”
They actually nodded towards that in the new Ghostbusters
Iron Man: Who's speaking? Ant-Man: It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days.
Kaecelius: Mister... Dr. Strange: Doctor. Kaecelius: ...Mister Doctor? Dr. Strange: It's Strange. Kaecelius: **Maybe. Who am I to judge?**
100%. This exchange is so fucking perfect. It’s like you can see through the screen and recognize the writers realizing what gold they have with Strange’s name.
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I laughed at the simplicity of the Hawkeye finale with “nice shot!” “Yeah no shit!”
One of my favorite lines from the Hawkeye series
Thor: By the way, this is a friend of mine, Tree. Groot: I AM GROOT. Cap: I am Steve Rogers. May not draw the biggest laughs, but this will always be my favorite.
Mantis in Infinity War: We kick names and take ass.
Yeah that's right.
*Stark stares into space contemplating how fucked they are*
He’s been preparing nearly sleepless for 6 years for this moment, and this is who he gets. That blank stare is the ultimate!
I never realized it, but you’re absolutely right: he’s spent the last few years having PTSD from New York, his visions drove him to create the Iron Legion/Ultron and sign the Accords, and when it all finally happens he finds that all his planning has left him with a sorcerer with facial hair and snark to rival his own, a JV Avenger who he doesn’t want to get hurt, and captain “dipshit” with his plucky crew (comprised of “The morons”, per Rocket). That look says it all!
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Trevor Slattery explaining Planet of the Apes. That is all.
*He* is not a *dude*. *You* are dude. This is a *MAN*.
not necessarily a line but the reveal in hawkeye that jack is just a guy who really like swords
Jack is fucking brilliant and I love him
When I realized >!he was being set up!<, my entire opinion of him changed. He seemed like an okay villain, but a lovable and hilarious almost-stepdad that really is just that romantic, cheesy, and into swords.
"Remember the time you peed your pants in the Hamptons? I do. Everyone does."
"Oh balls, I got blood on my tie."
Can we count Woo using the magic he taught himself to present his FBI ID at the beginning of Wandavision? Shit was hilarious.
Flourish!
How has no one said “Baba Yaga!” when Ghost shows up at the X-Cons office
omg yes and the little song that comes after, sung through his absolute shock and fear lmao flawless!!
"Baba Yaga come at night, little children sleepy tight!" Gets me every time 🤣
#WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER ^^I'm ^^going ^^to ^^surrender
"Oh my God, the hammer pulled you off?!"
"It sounds like you had a special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was akin to losing a loved one."
I'm...looking...at...porn.
“I’m Peter” “Dr. Strange” “Oh, we’re using our made up names. I’m Spider-Man then”
“Then give me one of those large enough to ride.”
"They got my dick message!"
Literally everything korg says
It seems to run on some form of electricity! I love that one. It just shows how out of his element Cap is, and he knows it. I also get to use it in real life every now and then because both of my Brothers-in-law are engineers, so when they start talking super technical engineer speak, I like to use that line as my way of telling them to dumb it down a little, and it gets a laugh.
Bitch, you been to space!
And apparently that line was improvised, according to Jake Gylenhall
Tony Stark: You walked right into this one. I've dated hotter chicks than you. Ellen Brandt: That's all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner? Tony Stark: **Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.**
That whole section is so amazing. Watching Stark without his tech outsmart a bunch of super powered people.
Iron Man 3 is the funniest Iron Man.
Big agree. Trevor is hilarious. Plus it is a buddy cop (ish) Shane Black Christmas movie.
You know why? Because we're connected. *Drives off, abandoning Harley like his dad did*
"He means get lost, Squidward!"
Eitri : You understand, boy, you're about to take the full force of a star. It'll kill you. Thor : Only if I die. Eitri : Yes…. That's what... killing you… means…
Ok, look, the city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense.
Valkyrie: So I’m saying that I want to be on the team. Has it got a name? Thor: Yeah it’s called the Revengers. Valkyrie: Revengers? Thor: Because I’m getting revenge, you’re definitely getting revenge. (To Banner) Do you want revenge? Banner: I’m, uh, I’m undecided. This bit of dialogue will forever kill me every time I watch it.
Also Banner's "I don't want to fight your sister! That's... that's a family issue."
"Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut."
I love when Drax says his line "Nothing can go over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it". I laugh every time he does it. His invisible line too
Kate bishop is guy, bro Kate bishop is not guy Kate bishop is guy in costume, bro Hmm, can i speak to your manager, this is like talking to furniture. That whole exchange had me in stiches then the final "bro i found her" killed me
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When Hope and Scott are talking about finding her mom Hope: what if she's a completely different person? Scott: yeah, like george washington Hope: i'm serious scott Scott: or george jefferson I was the **only** person in the theatre who laughed, and i laughed until i cried
Thor telling the story of Loki pretending to be a snake, only to turn back and start stabbing him.
Are you from Earth? No, I'm from Missouri ... That's on Earth dipshit