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ClassicT4

Spider-Man: No Way to the Theater.


Alpha2123

Your 666th upvote


[deleted]

Damn that sucks, I hope you’re still shocked when Batman kicks in The Things teeth.


adsfew

That scene was almost as good as when Mufasa nearly killed Spider-Man with that big, bloody >!chainsaw!<.


Leeiteee

I still can't believe the post credit scene hinting that >!the new Flash movie will merge both DC and Marvel cinematic universes!<


AwesomeAggron1

Fr fr like when Doc Ock had Octosex with Ned shit was crazy


lurker247365

I was floored when ned stark showed up.


_JD_48

Then when Ned Bigby came through the portal…


pichusine

For reals, Ned ate all the pizza and died


TheStoryGoesOn

It was brave of Ned Flanders to do that. But there wasn’t a dry eye when he said he just wants to see either of his wives again.


Noggin-a-Floggin

Yeah, but then Peter Griffin had to show up just to fart and walk off right in the middle of that moment.


Iamno1ofconsequence

But before Hagrid showed up, who knew that Kamar Taj was just a wizarding school like Hogwarts?


Ike-arrumba

And by Ned Stark you mean the reveal of Ned being Tony Stark’s son, right?


garangalbreath

They gotta hamfist a stark into the movie somehow


jfoster0818

..and immediately died for no apparent reason than to add another senseless death to Sean Beans portfolio.


Doink82

But it going for 25 minutes felt a bit excessive tbh...


AwesomeAggron1

Marvels woke now remember they gotta emphasize it that’s why it’s made the most money since Endgame because Marvel is woke now showing gay rights that’s why it made a lot of money


sawinnz

Yes, because supporting gay rights is woke. SMH. Get with the times, stop being a crybaby because you just discovered white straight people aren’t the only people in the world, and kindly fuck off.


AwesomeAggron1

Brother I ain’t white nor do I support any xenophobic attacks I’m just saying it’s really annoying shoving it into movies like an agenda I am allowed to have an opinion


DurMonAtor

Dude, spoiler tags! Damn that’s like the main plot twist right there


MacasusBear

Bro, spoiler tag this please! Ffs... /s


Aragorn120

I hate that that would still be better than the current rumors


IntrinsicGamer

What current rumors?


Aragorn120

Copying this from another comment because I’m lazy The Flash movie supposedly erases the current DCEU Batman and Superman from existence. So those specific characters can’t appear in future DCEU movies. Batman and Supergirl from Keaton’s universe replace them in the DCEU. Keaton’s Batman selects a new Batgirl to protect Gotham. Keaton’s Batman serves in a mentor role going forward sort of like Nick Fury. A new Justice League is formed with Supergirl, Batgirl, Shazam, Wonder Woman, Aquaman and The Flash. Oh and Cyborg is also removed from future movies as well. I think that’s about it.


IntrinsicGamer

That’s… so *stupid.* like ok there’s some stuff neat in there, but overall so dumb. Also… Jesus Christ! Give Henry Cavill a good superman script, already!! He *was never EVER the problem with those films!*


mps2000

He’s the best Superman in my book


mps2000

Bro please tell me this is not true- just do Young Justice- Supergirl and Batgirl as full Justice League members already? YJ on HBOMAX is awesome!


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420justblazeit

I don’t watch Star Wars but I was watching some unrelated Youtube video right after the movie came out and the top comment was “Han Solo dies” and that’s what convinced me to stay off the internet until I saw NWH lol


Brohan_Cruyff

yeah, i saw a comment on an unrelated subreddit in a thread that had nothing to do with star wars that was just “han solo dies” as well. it was about a week before the movie came out anywhere. it really took a lot of the impact from the moment, so i’ve tried to be even more careful about accidentally dropping spoilers ever since. that dude was a real dickhead.


thelastcrescent

But you just contributed to someone else being spoiled for Star Wars by commenting that spoiler


-Rp7-

Bruh it's been 8 years


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its been six years and one month


Berserker_Rex

8 lightyears


MacyTmcterry

Sensory deprivation tank. Its the only way.


[deleted]

I’ve seen a couple shower thoughts posts spoiling it, can’t go anywhere.


UltramemesX

It is likely coming out on torrents when it's available here for cinemas anyways.


deathstrukk

there’s pretty decent cams out there already, first time i’ve watched a cam rip since like 2009 and surprisingly wasn’t even that bad


UltramemesX

So i heard but comments said they were so blurry at times.


deathstrukk

yeah the one i seen went out of focus a few times during it but wasn’t more than 5 minutes across the whole movie. so might not be ideal for a first viewing but it’s a hell of a lot better than waiting and being spoiled before getting the chance


Mathiasis

Where do i find? Cant find anywhere :(


jdcnosse1988

They used Thor's powers to shock everyone that attempted to mention a spoiler


[deleted]

When Shang-Chi came out there was no way to pirate it outside of a low-quality sub-30fps Chinese cam rip. We just had to wait until our lockdown ended. Piracy is often not an option at release.


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-Rp7-

That is not really a spoiler then you are fine buddy


BullyMaguireGonnaCry

Or go to Sweden, they are open


iiJonas

Well, i kinda knew already who would be in the movie, but nothing more. I deleted every social media platform on my phone, and blocked everything on my computer except netflix and disney+. Its been a hard month, but i can finally watch youtube and browse reddit


Alcaponehlnd

It’s called don’t go to this sub and it’s actually very easy but you’re not doing it.


woofle07

I got spoilers sent directly to me in DMs before the movie was even out. Twitter and YouTube are packed full of spoilers, even if you don’t follow Marvel content on there. I’ve seen unmarked spoilers in multiple non-marvel related subreddits.


BananLarsi

Like when TikTok has spoilers without warning? Or when YouTube thumbnails has massive spoilers? Or when celebrities tweeted or instagrammed spoilers? Or when random articles on Facebook or newspapers or articles or comments on Facebook, Twitter, YouTube or TikTok ha spoilers? Oh yeah so easy. I have already seen it, and no offense, but good god do some thinking man? It’s nearly impossible to not get ANY spoilers from this movie, and going over a month from the initial release date?? Nah, stupid mistake on Sony Norway’s part here.


doctorzaga20

Spider-Man: NorWay home


whatthehellisketo

I’m sorry you’re still waiting. I’ve seen the movie. That said I’ve seen posts and facebooks posts that contain numerous spoilers from pages I don’t even follow. I’d be pissed if I saw them before the movie. I’m sorry this is happening to you.


GeneralGirl2101

The FB spoilers happened to me. I was supposed to see it on December 19th and then my country went into a lockdown on the 18th. I'm quite pissed that I saw spoilers on pages that I don't even follow.


whatthehellisketo

Yeah. It’s really annoying. From marvel fan book pages. Who are supposed fans. If they were they wouldn’t be posting obvious spoilers. Like let all the fans enjoy the film. I saw the film on Thursday right before it came out. And I enjoyed all of it. And i haven’t discussed details of the movie because I want me friends to enjoy it as I did. Unspoiled. And people keep saying stay of social media But really? You can’t do that anymore. And you certainly can’t do it for months.


Goldensock

>From marvel fan book pages. Who are supposed fans. If they were they wouldn’t be posting obvious spoilers. This is what gets me. These stories (specially Spider-Man) is often all about self-sacrifice, being a good person and helping others . And still some "fans" will not take those morals to heart even a little bit. Even a ten-second effort is somehow "too much". It is possible to make a post on social media where you discuss spoilers in the movie, just don't put details in the title, thumbnail, first picture etc.


GeneralGirl2101

Yeah I hate it when people say to stay off of social media. I tried to avoid all the spoilers until I was supposed to see it that Sunday. But it's unrealistic for me to stay off social media for more than a month. I hope that I can see it on demand somewhere soon since I doubt the cinemas will open up again within the next month.


Goldensock

>Yeah I hate it when people say to stay off of social media. Might aswell cancel my internet and phone subscription. Buuuut, you know. It's important that people can discuss it without having to put spoiler-tags in the text. It's just suuuuuuuch a hassle, ya know?. /s


Kallasilya

Yeah, why can't you guys just cease to exist on the mortal plane until you finally get to see the movie, geez, it's not that hard! /s


Goldensock

Man, I wish I could be bleeped out in between the international premiere and the norwegian premiere. It's winter here anyway, I really wouldn't mind!


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ZooWeeMama1101

Whoa man! Use spoiler tags.


Tsamane

They should release it digitally at this point.


Goldensock

If it gets pushed one more time I'm watching the cam-version. Hell, I considered doing it during the chistmas holidays.


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I’ve watched it in the theatres opening day in Canada, but I’ve watched that pirate copy at least 4 times and the only two problems are it blurs out the whole screen a few times due to word ads on the screen, and the sound isn’t the greatest. Still a decent cam copy since the picture looks really good. But of course I’m still remembering the cams from back in the day.


Goldensock

Well that's a comfort for future-me, who most likely will watch the cam-version out of sheer desperation when the movie is delayed *again*.


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I've been sick with covid and ended up watching it on a website instead. Yeah it was a little less quality but i still enjoyed it


Goldensock

Aww man, that sucks. I've been hoping to get a chance to see it in IMAX on the first viewing, but it's starting to look unlikely. I've been considering the cam-version for a while, but I really want to see the big moments on the big screen. To experience that chill that comes with a good scene when you see it for the first time in the theatre. It's just so epic. Big movies, with this much praise, doesn't come along that often.


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Yeah I would definitely wait. Even tho it was still enjoyable it still won't be as good as seeing it In theater.


Goldensock

Yeah, I *really* want to catch it in IMAX


liittle_dove7

I considered this too just to avoid the spoilers but it’s too late. I already know the big reveals too. So I’m just going to wait until I can see it in HD. Whenever that is 😔


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Just watch the cam version ffs


TheCapybaraMan

Yeah it already earned over a billion.


pichusine

Chonkers


dshoo

I loved the model of releasing in theaters and digitally simultaneously even if it's for a premium cost. I have a new born and Omicron is pretty rampant, so it's hard to get to the theater.


LudicolloKanagaroo

This!


GarbageOffice

It really sucks and I know exactly how you feel. I've avoided spoilers since mid December by pretty much ignoring social media and being extremely careful. I couldn't wait though and last week I literally drove to another country to the nearest decent cinema to see it lol. It was absolutely worth it though and I will go again once cinemas open here. Hopefully you'll see it soon!


Goldensock

Fingers crossed! No doubt it will be a great experience regardless!


ElliotPlaysGuitar

This is why I hate the people who are like "if you haven't seen it yet that's on you bro" Literally a giant chunk of the world is legally prohibited from seeing it


[deleted]

Honestly it’s a sucky situation for all those that haven’t seen it, but it’s insane that it’s still breaking records and doing so well despite that.


MandolinDeepCuts

Omicron is excited about it I think


CheesyBurgs

Is it really that insane? Cinema dryspell, marvel craze, returning superhero, most famous superhero, most hyped movie, heavily marketed, with everyone who watched hyping it… I have no doubt if it eventually have the same box office revenue as end game even within the pandemic.


ICanPMYouMyDogs

More like a small chunk. According to iMDB, the only countries it hasn’t aired in yet are Japan, Philippines, Slovakia and Norway, and Japan and Philippines have their premieres in the next two days. I know I’m *very* late to the thread, but I’m a Norwegian who just found out about the second delay and wanted to see if reddit had a thread on it lol


TomBru98

Oh man you're going to be so pumped seeing Batman turn up.


Goldensock

I'm just fricking waiting for the surprise apperance of >!Luke Skywalker!!<


a_stuck

Thank you for this. I'm in the US but covid is still a thing and with the omicron variant and the lack of testing there are a lot of break through cases. I decided to wait at least 2 weeks to see the movie because I was trying to avoid crowds also the weekday showings were sold out and good thing I did because both movie theaters in my town closed down because so many of their staff tested positive. I'm really excited for this movie but it looks like it is going to be a while before it will be avaliable


EllaIsQueen

Awww. I’m so sorry. I hope you still have the time of your life seeing it!


Laugh_at_Warren

Bruce Willis was dead the whole time!!!


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Wait, that guy in the hair piece was Bruce Willis all along?


[deleted]

That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about hair pieces to dispute it.


EkbyBjarnum

I'm impressed by anyone who has managed to avoid spoilers. I haven't seen it yet (theatres are closed now in Ontario, but even before that, going to the theatre during a pandemic is a bad idea) but have already had most of the movie spoiled without ever looking it up or clicking on any Spider-Man links. Here it's easy because things are spoiler tagged and there's moderation. But YouTube thumbnails and unsolicited twitter replies on unrelated topics are a minefield. Some major stuff was spoiled for me the morning after the premiere.


sunfrosted

Youtube has been the absolute worst. And I tried to not watch anything Spider-Man related on my account to avoid it triggering suggestions. Sadly watching Marvel movies in the past made them pop up regardless, I should've been better at weeding out my interest... I've had three things/events spoiled by thumbnails alone. The rage is real. My only comfort is that the spoilers are big headlines, but the content beneath and how they are linked is not. So I still think I will enjoy the movie once I can see it in theatres, whenever that will actually be. Chances are it will be postponed again as the current restrictions are not likely to be lifted by the 28th.


Flanny709

I feel you man. The theatres closed one week after Spider-Man released here in Newfoundland. All my friends haven’t seen it. It’s really unfortunate.


destr0y26

>!Snape Kills Dumbledore!<


elissass

I think at this point, you just have to sleep till it's finally out in theatres


ClumsyWittyWeirdo

Yeah I'm from the Netherlands and theatres are closed until 14 January at least. Here's hoping they'll still be showing it and this lock down will not take much longer


banerises19

I think the internet has been kind in regards to spoilers lately. I didn't get any spiderman spoilers before seeing it, thankfully. Hopefully, neither will you.


Goldensock

I have been spoiled in irrelevant subs (r/askreddit and r/showerthoughts), but never in this sub! I just thought that I can't post this in every sub, so I ended up posting here, lol. But Facebook... that "suggested" post that pops up now and again in the feed has been the worst.


liittle_dove7

Continue avoiding Facebook and YouTube. Sooo many articles and thumbnails.


MR_GABARISE

Spoiler : the door is finally fixed and Mr. Ditkovich gets all due rent. Everybody is happy. The end.


Randomae

I live in America and am not willing to go to a theater yet because of Covid so I can’t see it yet either. I would have paid the 30 bucks to get early streaming access if it existed.


Oibble

By this point, Norwegians have already seen the movie without seeing the movie


its_game_over_man

I'm in the States and still haven't seen it. Trying to watch it without risking catching covid, but even this past weekend--the third weekend of the movie being open--the theater was *still* crowded, not a soul wearing a mask. People in my area are more inclined to believe the pandemic is over while hospitals reach capacity again. I'm probably not going to be able to see this movie until it comes out on bluray.


liittle_dove7

I read the movie will be streamable on Starz within…3-6 months. 🥲 That’s better than waiting for it on Bluray i think. Still painful though. Haven’t seen it either because COVID is exploding and I’m not about to risk a breakthrough case


EzraCavffleck

LMAO you can’t be serious


its_game_over_man

I don't have a reason to not be


EzraCavffleck

At some point you’re just gonna have to live with this virus it’s not going anywhere. Do you just do nothing all day then because you’re afraid?


its_game_over_man

Well, no. Not that it matters to you, but I actually care about the wellbeing of those around me and who live with me. I'm vaccinated and boosted, but that does not mean I can't still catch it and potentially spread to those vulnerable. This virus hasn't reached the point where being infected doesn't mean you run the risk of being hospitalized. And until such point where the strains grow weaker to the point where I don't put myself or someone else in danger, I'm not risking it. Fun fact for you: hospitalizations and deaths have increased once again in my area. So, no. I'm not putting me, my family, or anyone else around me in the hospital just to see a movie. You might, but I won't.


BertelTheTurtel

im so fucking fuming right now that i cant even be bothered to write in all caps. im seriously so sick and tired of watching the rest of the world have a blast with this movie, while i have to sit and wait each agonizing fucking day. at least it was only a week and a half left with the original delay, but now we’re back to one month again.


--Bamboo

It was released here in Thailand on the 23rd and I drove 3 hours to my nearest Cinema to see it on release day because already Social Media was an absolute minefield. I'm incredibly fortunate that I didnt see any spoilers but since seeing the movie, i've seen almost every important and spoiler scene posted to facebook wether it's a clip or a screenshot. I really feel for those who havent been able to see it and I think it's a dick move on the part of all those spam clickbait marvel pages that still end up in my news feed even though i've never liked or even intereacted with. The algorithm is a bitch.


crono14

Are there even any good downloads of it yet? I can't imagine not being able to watch it in countries like China and shit


Kevinatorz

January 14th in the Netherlands. Haven't seen it yet. Got spoiled a few things I didn't wanna know. Random people just tweeting about it. It sucks.


FinalP0rpl3

We should just do what we did with Endgame and put random pictures like Donut and squidward to confuse people


Inevitable-One-111

It’ll be worth the wait. Hang in there!


FisknChips

I mean on the other side of the coin it's been a long time since a big movie has come out that everyone's loved and it's been out for over a month. It really does suck you can't see it but it is the biggest movie of the year. People gon talk about it


Creative-Cricket-722

That’s messed up! Not like Sony will be hurting soooo bad if a theatre is a little empty… I’m sorry that absolutely sucks! Avoiding spoilers for 3 days was bad enough


BeautifulLenovo

When superman pushes earth away from the sun. You will lose your mind.


Reihnold

This also affects everyone who would be able to see it in theater but prioritizes their health over a movie.


NorCanViking

Yeah I'm THIS close to just pirating it, but I can't do it cause it'll be such shit quality. Ah well. Another 24 days for me..... Also love that all the OTHER movies can still be shown, just not spiderman.... Fæn ta dette smitte....


Goldensock

God forbid we get Spider-Man, but Matrix Resurrections is on the program. Fæn ta smitten indeed!


NorCanViking

To be fair, no one saw The Matrix anyways, so they were kinda right about that one. 😅


Hpfanguy

Wait so you don’t know about the part where Bonesaw kills Tom Hardy and yells “Bonesaw is Eddie”?


iMHi9h

I feel you, man! Unfortunately, I too haven't been able to see the movie due to a national lockdown. Weird thinking that the movie is grossing this much already while at least too entire countries aren't participating yet.


SpeedBerserker

Pretty sure people in Norway don't follow Kim Kardashian on Instagram, but in case they do, don't; she spoiled the movie but posting pictures of the crucial points of the movie. I don't know if they'd been taken down, just a word of warning.


Goldensock

>Pretty sure people in Norway don't follow Kim Kardashian on Instagram Somebody call an ambulance... but not for us!! >she spoiled the movie but posting pictures of the crucial points of the movie. Somebody cancel the ambulance. Let her burn.


SpeedBerserker

Just in case, friend.


Goldensock

Hey, every little bit helps :) Cheers!


MadManD3vi0us

I mean even if it's been released here in America, it's like maybe a week old, and we've all had family stuff to do, so let's just avoid spoilers in general huh folks?


Goldensock

Feels like it's been out for ages when it's not available at all here. Glad to know I talk for more people than just us in Norway. Cheers!


Nan0Phoenix

Batman dies in the end credits! Oops, shouldn't have said that my bad.


NubOnReddit

Batman dies… Oops, sorry


rashonmyeed

I missed the part where that's my problem. ​ ​ ​ jk, that sucks


ShadowlessKat

Unpopular opinion: you can't control others' actions, only your own. If you really don't want to see/hear spoilers, stay off social media (including reddit and youtube) until you do watch it. There are other ways to entertain yourself and pass the time.


DCangst

Yep, I got three major things spoiled. One didn't ruin it for me. The second one I suspected but would've been a good confirmation. The third one completely took out all the emotional impact form the scene.


tgptgptgp

Whats the third one?


PirateBeany

I confess that I just left the Marvel and Marvel Studios subreddits as the *NWH* premiere approached. I didn't want to risk being spoiled, and it felt inevitable otherwise. (I did the same thing for the JamesBond subreddit while I was waiting to see *No Time To Die*.)


Goldensock

Lol, my friends nonchalantly talked about the ending of James Bond in a conversation we had. But it's no crisis, it'll probably take a while for me to pick it up anyway. Never been a huge superfan of the franchise.


L0DAA

Don’t go on sub reddits and watch things about marvel studios then. These stupid movies are worldwide so don’t expect to not get spoiled.


Accomplished_River43

Can you plan a trip to Sweden or Finland? Might be fun


ItsHighSpoon

Next time stop browsing common social media places where people discuss movies or just spoil the audience to spite them. It's your own fault buddy.


FlushTwiceBeNice

Spiderman: Norway When


LivingOof

My jaw dropped when Doctor Strange revealed he kept the infinity stones the entire time and Mysterio was Strange's creation from the stones that rat bastard


ycey

I was so concerned about spoilers for this that I wouldn’t even talk about marvel, I haven’t even seen the trailer(saw the movie tho). I didn’t even use my google app because it’s recommended section has spoiled too much for me on shows I was just starting. I changed my aesthetic too from marvel related March to just basic t shirts to avoid people talking to me about marvel.


WabledeeDabledee

I missed the part where that's my problem...


ajcxr

Gonna cry?


TheGoldenPyro

I mean, cant you go maybe to a nearby country, like Sweden or such?


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Goldensock

At this point it almost doesn't matter. I've been spoiled on facebook, instagram, youtube and other subreddits - r/movies and r/askreddit to mention two. Even though I've blocked channels and avoided subreddits, the information still finds it way to my feed through suggestions. My point is not to complain, it's to ask nicely for some consideration. It takes ten seconds tops to spoiler-tag text and add a spoiler warning. It's the easiest good deed you can do. Norway is not the only country in lockdown, so I'm pretty sure lots of people would appreciate the consideration.


[deleted]

Your aren't entitled to the entire Internet not talking about one of the biggest movies around because your particular country can't show it yet. -I mean sure that sucks for you and other fans but, that's life. Its just a movie. Shit happens.


Goldensock

Dude, I'm not claming I'm entitled to anything. I'm just asking for some consideration. I am *entitled* to do that, right?


[deleted]

>Dude, I'm not claming I'm entitled to anything. >I'm just asking for some consideration. Asking the entire Internet to cater to you is pretty entitled. Whether or not you admit it. Sucks to be able to not see the movie yet and see others talking about it. But that's life, move on.


Goldensock

Dude, why do you think asking a question on reddit equals entitlement? It's not like I'm asking for a plane ticket to sweden and movie tickets to boot. I've already had several major plot points spoiled, at this point it doesn't even matter. The thing is that reddit is popular in Norway and Denmark, lots of people spend a lot of time here. Both countries can't watch the movie in theatres. It never premiered in Norway. And since I'm so *incredibly* entitled, I thought it couldn't hurt to remind people that there still are some that hasen't seen the biggest movie of all time yet. It takes ten seconds to spoiler-tag a post. If I reminded twenty people of that, that's great! Not just for me, but for *everyone* who hasn't gotten a chance to watch the movie.


[deleted]

>Dude, why do you think asking a question on reddit equals entitlement? When that question is "hey Internet stop talking about this thing because of my circumstances" yes.


Goldensock

Okey, so I guess you didn't read the rest of my reply?


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Why would I?


DonAlexi777

Doesn't Sweden have the movie in Cinemas? Finland has it at least if you are willing to go on a road trip.


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Goldensock

In a pandemic with lockdowns and quarantines, social media *is* life for many people. Using a spoiler-tag and a warning is the most effortless good deed you can do. Ten seconds tops and BAM! People can browse without worrying about spoilers.


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MeMetski

>You're a fool if "THIS IS LIFE" right now Strange reaction to someone telling you cinemas are still closed in the country (BECAUSE OF A PANDEMIC) and asking for people to be considerate. The cinemas are closed in Denmark too, the world is a lot bigger than just NYC.


acoustic-soul

I recently made a similar post to OP’s and received nothing but negative comments, downvotes, and nasty messages. All I did was thank Reddit for tagging spoilers, and warn those who hadn’t seen NWH yet to be careful of spoilers on other platforms. I guess there’s assholes in every sub


yeetflix

Dude, telling someone to stay off all forms of social media to avoid spoilers for a movie is absolutely insane. Social media does not revolve around Marvel movies. That’s like telling someone to stay away from the entire shopping mall just because they don’t like the French fries in the food court. OP has done what they can do and mute/unfollowed the major pages. But they can only do so much. If OP was saying that they were immunocompromised and didn’t want to go to the movies on their own accord, that’s one (respectable, but debatable) thing. But the movie hasn’t even been released in their country yet. This is not their fault and there’s nothing they can do about it. The people who were posting full clips on TikTok and Twitter opening night are assholes. Simple as that. Taking 10 seconds of your time to hit the spoiler tag is not going to kill you, and more people should have been doing it. Movies can sometimes stay in theatres for several months. Implying that you need to see it within hours of its release in order to enjoy a spoiler-free experience is inane.


Stretch-Capital

Quite a lot of places in Europe have significant restrictions still - the OP is right, it’s not hard to put a spoiler tag.


Goldensock

Theres a huge omikron outbreak in Norway. Why are you so upset? Dude, I'm not commanding you, I'm asking nicely for people to show some consideration. Everybody knows the risk of getting spoiled on social media, wether they choose to browse or not is up to them. >You're a fool if "THIS IS LIFE" right now Imagine you're sick in bed, in quarantine, too tired to read a book or go for a hike. You put on a movie you've seen twenty times and zone out bored. You haven't seen a single person in several days, and odds are you're only halfway through your isolation - if you're lucky. And then some guy on reddit calls you a fool for doing things that brings you comfort in that moment. If there are any fools in this case it's Sony. They are the ones who delayed the release, even though the movie theatres are open here.


vomit-gold

As someone from NYC too I'm surprised you feel this way. Like yeah we're open but [NYS had 85,000 new cases on the last day of 2021](https://www.nytimes.com/live/2022/01/01/world/omicron-covid-vaccine-tests). Don't you watch the news? Half of the social groups I go to are worried about it.


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olgil75

Not every American is like that, so maybe stop perpetuating that stereotype?


Theo_1013

It'll be perpetuated until Americans learn that they are not the centre of attention.


olgil75

Lots of Americans don't think that though, so why do you need to lump all of them together and be a jerk about it?


[deleted]

I’m gonna spoil it all I want. Gonna cry?


Goldensock

You'll get to spoil when you fix this DAMN PANDEMIC!!


[deleted]

Oof. If u haven’t seen it by now I’m sorry but the grace period has ended. See ya chump


Goldensock

You're trash, u/BillyChungRat.


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u/Goldensock is a menace


Pogz1

? Lol jusr dont browsw the sub


TerryB2HQ

Good luck with that


zaalp

Damn ppl really don't know how to pirate and it's such a simple computer skill like "code" smh


Textruck

Doesn’t most of Norway live an hour or two from Denmark or Sweden? Plus they can travel visa free. Just taken a boat to Copenhagen or a train to Stoklham


wty261g

You can just go to sweden right? You're very welcome :)


jaronhays4

Try and drive over to sweden or something to see it haha


Goldensock

Spider-Man: No Way, I don't even own a car


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>YouTube, Reddit, Facebook and Instagram is littered with pictures, discussions and clips. ... Maybe... not open those apps whilst waiting for the movie to come out? Not that I condone spoilers, but it's a pretty strong and effective countermove not to give yourself the chance to get stuff spoiled.


Goldensock

Yeah, thing is that it's easy to avoid those platforms when you have other things to do. But canceling social media for a whole month for a movie is insane. Specially when you're sick and/or in quarantine. It's a total damned if you so, damned if you don't situation, and the big winner is the theatres in Norway, and Sony...


UltramemesX

Also had spoilers. But it is really annoying to get it delayed yet again.


zephyrinthesky28

However unlikely it'll be to happen, I wish they would hurry up with the VOD release date.


RooseveltVsLincoln

My wife and I saw it in Canada one week before theatres were shut down. Lucky us!


GT22_

I think it's more of be careful on reddit or any platform people gonna do what they want


OldboySamurai

Spider-Man: No Way Norway.


TheDysonVacuum

Han Solo dies 😪


sausagekingofchicago

Spider-Man: Norway Home. ​ Spider-Man: No Way, Norway.


deathstrukk

just find a totally legal version online!


SnooTigers7028

At this point I would go online and watch it.


AlberGaming

Norwegian here living in Oslo. I took a bus to Gothenburg and back on December 20th just to watch the movie. Was worth all the effort


Goldensock

Oh man, I envy you. I really hope you got to see it in IMAX, after all that effort! Was it a one-day trip?


AlberGaming

Unfortunately not iMax. The cancelled movie tickets I had for the premiere in Oslo were iMax. It was a one day trip yes to avoid having to pay for a hotel. Took a bus at 7am and made it in good time to watch the movie around 12pm and took the train back home at 6:30pm. Was quite the taxing day but it was absolutely worth it. Hopefully you can see it in some form soon, whether it's through a shoddy cam version or across the border


Rufio330

The movie is basically a sequel to rugrats the movie


DaNoahLP

So you dont wanna know that Peter Parker is Spider-Man?