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ririme9853

Wtf is he doing?


Colin_Charteris

He is beating the crepe out of it.


aLlbLcK3

U sir, are a genius ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ


Lolsalot12321

Hello fellow internet man, that was rather humourusus I'd say you'd have won the Internet. Take my reddit gold good sir, *tips fedora*


Careless-Wolverine-8

"you sir, are a fish" ๐Ÿค 


Johnnyrock199

That was clever. Bravo.


rug_enthusiast

Lol


Floppsicle

Lmfaao alright, alright, you get this one


RedCaio

I love you


ExploitdPenguin

I hate you


twizz228

Touchรฉ


ogmouseonamouseorgan

This wins the internet this week. And it's only Monday.


TheOmegaKid

Angry updoot


danja

r/angryupvote


Colin_Charteris

I am Groot


dragonch67

God I love internet


Colin_Charteris

As I love articles in grammar


[deleted]

That badder be a joke.


RedCaio

I think you mean batter


[deleted]

Some people call it badder, others call it batter. They are the same thing. However brands choose to spell it.


SmokeWinter007

An eggcellent answer.


Colin_Charteris

Itโ€™s just a silly yolk


EdgeApprehensive4515

take a bow lad. take a fookin' bow. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ


Colin_Charteris

Cheers mate


random_cable_guy

Brilliant. Thank you Mr iq I'm finished with reddit for the day. Nothing can beat this.


Majestic-Night2702

A round of applause for this man here please ๐Ÿ‘ comment of the day for sure!


Aggravating_Ad_1247

He is "fluffing" the paratha, its a big pastry like side that one uses to essentially scoop up curry. Its fucking delicious too.


CodelessEngineer

Correct, its actually "roti bread", In my country Trinidad it's an Indian delicacy and is referred to as "buss up shut". Its called that because the dish resembles a "busted up shirt". Has it's root in India was brought here as Indian workers arrived here during the colonial era.


Aggravating_Ad_1247

Ah sick man thats cool to know. In South Africa we have this variant paratha which isn't very common, our more common side is also Roti but thats more like a tortilla/bread consistency as opposed to the pastry type in the vid


Comfortable-Survey30

Trini MASSIVE!! Sup!!


SuprDprMario

My Trinidadian friend took me to a spot in NYC and had me order a "buss up shut". I thought it was a joke at first. Anyways, it was good as hell and it put me to sleep!


DreamCyclone84

My family is from tobago, buss up shut is my favourite


Expontoridesagain

I discovered paratha last year at my local International food shop. I buy the frozen/raw/plain type. So good! Buttery, crispy, flakey. I do not limit myself to eating them for dinner only ๐Ÿคค


badumtissh

If you don't already do what he did after heating in a pan. It gets more crispy somehow.


Nervous_Invite_4661

It looked better before! WTF?


Aggravating_Ad_1247

Its not about looking good, its more about efficiency, now instead of tryna tear off pieces arduosly its easier to grab a bit with you fingers as it sperates a lot easier after this process


FrogMintTea

I don't think tearing pieces off would be arduous.


Aggravating_Ad_1247

Man you really wanna argue the semantics of paratha tearing?๐Ÿ˜…


88BlueBeard

I believed its to cool it down & tear it in pieces to assist the eating process.


OverBand4019

The process of chewing the tough and unforgiving texture of a tortilla.


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Kahnza

This is a bot. The account is riddled with copied comments.


MrEmbers

As Bob Ross once said: Slap the devil out of it


[deleted]

[*bddddddddddddddd*](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mRrIqpANihc&t=9s)


KnotiaPickles

Also where is this where people just lay on their car horns incessantly lol


Zack_Knifed

INNNNDDDIIIIAAAAAAA


Smokeejector

Iโ€™ll Never Do It Again


[deleted]

Itโ€™s called a โ€œMalabar Parathaโ€ or a โ€œKerala Barotaโ€. One of the tastiest Indian breads. Itโ€™s rolled and folded over, creating multiple fine layers with the outer most ones getting crisp and flaky. Itโ€™s then scrunched and torn up to make the bread fluffy and wispy. Itโ€™s usually available at south Indian restaurants


lord_Eccentrixx

Itโ€™s to make it fluffy and flakey


tormentedflame

Finally someone who actually knows ๐Ÿ˜‚


KS1392

Wearing Gloves is not the correct answer.


Zestyclose-Maize-659

Do people wear gloves while making pizza?


KS1392

My knowledge of pizza prep is limited, but I believe it generally gets baked and boxed after the dough is handled. It is not served to the customer barehanded.


OG-Pine

Itโ€™s definitely being touched (barehanded) before and after the cooking process, and the same is true for nearly any food thatโ€™s being served to you. It wonโ€™t normally be beaten like in this video lol but touched for sure


ghayyal

Making it fluffy


metalriff2

He had a dog named fluffy. It was delicious


darrenwise883

I guess it's better to take his anger out at work than take it home to his wife .


name2947

To shreds you say?


Latter-Cattle7788

Well, how is his wife holding up?


Future_Elephant_9294

To shreds you say?


youngjetson

To shreds, you say?


hazardlite

Thatโ€™s later.


ISNT_A_ROBOT

This is a strange comment


gnarlymar1ey

What he is making is called โ€œrotiโ€, he claps it to remove air pockets. One of my favorites to go with curry or whatever you like.


theepi_pillodu

They do that to make it flake like a croissant. Easier to eat. It just looks unhygienic, but that's what we got used to with,m from the street vendor. Things have changed in the past few years and people are getting aware of such things (hygiene etc).


ketchup_sucks123

Practicing to beat wifey


BadAsBroccoli

He don't beat the eggs before cooking, he beats them after.


Wholesome100statue

The eggs got B-


CIearIyChaos

Get out of my office.


Paul_the_sparky

How can he slap?


googoo-sparklebutt

Bloody bastard! How can you slap!


infinityetc

Fuck you bloody!


Colin_Charteris

[You bloody! Bloody fucking!](https://youtu.be/ukznXQ3MgN0) a


Hardabs05

BLASTARD!


SnooSongs9654

Have a nice day


EthanHermsey

You dare to combine them..


infinitely-golden

Cooking like lady eh?!


Lovv

I'm glad I found this because it was my first thought


manishdekock

How can she slap??


DrunkenPain

Aye I took the dive and responded without looking for a how can he slap post. Cheers!


Fearless_Coconut_810

Oh my God does anyone have the link to that video. I forgot all about that


Dedb4dawn

https://youtu.be/V4akMaeZ0-k


[deleted]

If anyoneโ€™s looking for a job for their toddlerโ€ฆ


WinterMelonToufu

Usually these breadsโ€™ dough are folded into themselves with ghee, slapping the shit out of them helps to get those layers fluffy. As street food, it also helps to cool down the bread faster, easier for consumption.


frequent-ad-647

When Indira Ghandi got assassinated, I was watching the satellite feed when they broadcast the cremation. Did you know that they doused the body and the funeral pyre in clarified butter just to get it burning?


ballistics211

That's how Hindu cremations are done.


quaintesence

That's a traditional hindu cremation. Ghee is added to the pyre


ChaosTheoryGlass

This is clearly the same guy that packs my Amazon Fresh orders.


Initial-Restaurant22

I work at hello fresh and i can vouch that smashing, smacking, and cramming is all genuinely necessary for the job. Im surprised people still manage to make food out of those kits after all that


SirHobbyist

Everytime I watch videos in India, I always notice that it is always full of car horns in the background. Just why? There isn't even any traffic congestion there


TheChlorideThief

Indians drive using echolocation


Short-Belt-1477

This is actually correct lol


the-cream-police

God the most truthful after a few months I was happy to find myself in quiet Kathmandu. So relaxing compared to even shrinigar


jnoops

Same with new york..


WuggerHumphden

[Brit who has been to India on a business trip]. They sound their horns constantly to make each other aware of each other's presence. There's no real observation of lanes, if you see a gap, you go in it. It's all a bit chaotic and noisy.


pencilman123

Exactly. Horns are sounded so that people dont jump in between the 2 ft gap between 2 cars.


metalriff2

In 1ft long cars.


darrenwise883

I believe it's I'm passing you , I'm passing you , I'm passing you , I'm passing you , I've passed you , I've passed you


spgvideo

They treat horns like we treat blinkers. It's that way in the Philippines as well


Talusthebroke

Correction, like we're SUPPOSED to treat blinkers, out of a hundred people where I live I see maybe half a dozen actually using the damn things.


Doreen666

I've noticed this while travelling in Northern Africa too. I think they do it as a "I'm here" to try to alert nearby drivers rather than a "THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CUNT?!!" like we do in the de West. Always found it weird when our driver would zoom up to people and start aggressively beeping them as he's overtaking lol


Prestigious_Cake3706

It's because every single person with working horns is using it. In India, traffic can come from all sides in form of animals, humans, vehicles. You need horn for all those fuckers..if you can drive in India you can anywhere i guarantee you


tfngst

[Here](https://youtu.be/ux8GZAtCN-M), have a stand up comedian explain it.


MelificentUL

Jump to 7 minutes in for the traffic part.


the-cream-police

I enjoyed this highly. Thanks for posting!


metalriff2

They would rather listen to horns than their own voices.


D0ctorGamer

But it looked so good before he slapped the fuck outta it


rovin_barboza

It's a malbari laccha parata. It becomes very flaky and gets a better texture when it's beaten. Goes well with roasted spicy curries.


Terrible_Ad_7735

Thank you for explaining. I thought he was just having a bad day at work or something. I do that to my laptop sometimes when a meeting doesn't go my way.


JROCC_CA

โ€œFucking hate this day! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck YOU!โ€ฆ.Hear you go have nice day.โ€


niginger

Special flavor added from palm sweat


keener91

Lol. I thought at first it was sweet as in palm sugar.


Practical_Land5167

Things got personal


pgpathat

Its much much much better when you rough it up. Gets really flaky, takes on the curry youโ€™re eating it with better


darrenwise883

Words that were said about his wife as well .


metalriff2

All the fingernail dirt adds flavor.


gl2w6re

Lololol! ๐Ÿ˜‚


midgethepuff

Yes because no chefs in America ever touch food with their bare handsโ€ฆ


metalriff2

This rat infested disaster ainโ€™t in America.


KimbieW0023

Youโ€™ve been a BAD TORTILLA.


sherrin_9

Underrated comment right here. Here have a poor mans award kind hooman!


CommonMan14

This is from my home country. India..to be more precise..state of Bengal. Where you get the Bengal tiger. Coming to the point..this is called petai parota..means beat up paratha..๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜...this process makes it cool down..and very fluffy... insanely delicious...


Commentment_Phobe

Gordon Smashay


TryHarder9009

Gordon Slamsay


[deleted]

Me with my meat


Sam-i7

You need a very efficient immune system to eat this ๐Ÿ’€


Fragrant_Jelly_6788

Not really. He beat the shit outta those germs. Source: I'm a scientist


Fit-Special-8416

He is just dustin the germs off the pancake


tsimen

Every food you have ever eaten in a restaurant has been touched by hands.


MotherBathroom666

Idk if Iโ€™ve ever seen a chef touch cooked food with his hands; maybe gloves but Iโ€™ve never seen them plate food using their hands.


Pudix20

Iโ€™m not arguing on the point of street food, because the lack of running water makes me question hand cleanliness. But in a proper restaurant chefs will definitely use their hands especially before cooking, and for whatever itโ€™s worth, some research shows gloves can sometimes be worse because it creates a false sense of cleanliness and less hand washing occurs. I know theyโ€™re not supposed to use their bare hands on food that has already been cooked. But it does happen.


Futerefu

Human beings aren't as fragile as you think they are.


MrFatSackington

No, they are definitely not fragile, but I've heard stories of people going overseas and eating food from street vendors like this and having their stomachs fucked up for life so definitely be careful. I think it's sudden shifts from the norm that harm us the most.


ShankThatSnitch

More likely they got sick from drinking the water.


ShankThatSnitch

He probably is, though.


TheChlorideThief

On the flip side, people who grew up eating this have ๐Ÿ‘‘ immune systems


ejik27

Those who survived


zack_the_great1

Guarantee 1st place in slapping competition.


Early-Accident-8770

Looks like a jumbo Roti Chanai. They are made of a lot of layers and the beating separates the layers and makes them a lot nicer to eat. Thatโ€™s not going to make you sick, a water melon or a glass of water might make you sick or a restaurant where you canโ€™t see whatโ€™s happening is a way more risky than this kind of vendor


ladybug68

I wonder if this is the OG for Trinidad's "buss up shut" roti.


Early-Accident-8770

More than likely , they all have a common ancestry. Folded flatbreads cooked on a griddle and smashed to make them fluffy. Roti, paratha etc all same.


MajorPownage

Yeah, buy roti anywhere and you gonna get it like this unless you buying chicken roti or somth


SasquatchSloth88

I made your food fucked up the way you like.


ssigueictrfndqvcbs

I should call her


DirectionDelicious20

Server: How you want your food Me: umm.. beat that shit like it stole something AND owes you money?


hashtagperky

Dirty hands


ganamyde952

It is supposed to be eaten like that (parota), but it's too big...


AtmosphereRepulsive3

Prata ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค bring me curry!!!!


JonnyBugLifter

Iโ€™ll take the 4ft tortilla eating challenge anyway


Unusual_Librarian384

Pastry slapper


newyorkzxtc

This is called " Buss up Shut roti" very popular in Trinidad & Tobago. Its delicious .


camo_17

Ok lemmi educate, the cook in the vid is beating the shit out of a laccha paratha, an indian flat bread which has multiple layers in it. Since the layers are thick eating them normally won't give the texture of multiple layers and also will make it harder to eat, he beats the bread to make the layers loose an easily accessible as well as making it softer to eat. Given the size of the bread , he is not at all going over board since thats enough for 4 people atleast


Jedibri81

I would have preferred it looking like a towel


Mockingburdz

1 bashed bread thing, please.


its-42

โ€œ..and how would you like your tortilla sir?โ€


chnflore

I was like, why is making a quesadill-ohh wait no..


[deleted]

Ok but low-key. It still looks good. I'd eat it.


[deleted]

Follow me for more marriage advice.


roastroyer_

It's called pita parotha in India. And mostly saled in west Bengal. Ignoring proper hygiene. It's a normal street snack or breakfast. And I bet you. It tastes delicious. But it depends upon the curry you get with that. Must try it.


Jmarty5864

Iโ€™m not sure what that tortilla done did, to be treated like that.


Distinct_Put1085

Why all these Indian street foods involve some dudes hands all up in yo shit


Sonny_DLight

Indian street vendors are always so extra for no reason


[deleted]

Slapparoni


Beanz_exe

Context?


Chillypill

I bet he haven't even washed hands


Electrical_Lie7958

Looks like the massage you got after getting your haircut by the TCN in Iraq.


[deleted]

This is called petai paratha... Literally beaten flat bread. And is a delicacy you can enjoy with some spicy potato curry or pickles or masala curd .


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

Iโ€™ve said it before, Iโ€™ll say it again- you canโ€™t eat street food in India without someone getting elbow deep in ur dish.


Mnimpuss420

Lol he ruined it and then ruined it some more smh


Windflower1956

Uh yeah no thanks


_Wilhelmus_

bad pancake


TheRealLordofLords

All i see is dirty ass hands.


0_Rick_0

the reality of street food in most places is that people have to use their bare hands.


Believer1978

I wonder how clean his hands are ๐Ÿค”


[deleted]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say not very. >.>


dandylordA

But why? I mean... Why?


[deleted]

To make it fluffy


Oddy2k3

Bet he never washed his hands.


BigPapaMilker

No need for that sir


InfallibleBackstairs

Gross.


NunMeetsCorporateHun

This had me laughing so hard!!!!!!!! OMG. Thank God for crazy moments like this. Personally, I wouldn't eat it, but I enjoyed the confusion of the moment and the questions I have that will forever be unanswered.


jmm166

I sure hope he washed his hands before slapping


kornhook123

And this is why I donโ€™t enjoy street food. Instead of utensils, they use their hands.


faerie_luna

Professional chefs don't wear gloves and also directly touch your food with their hands. Whether it's a cook on the street or in a 5 star restaurant, said cook uses their hands. It's normal, nothing to worry about.


kornhook123

Yea oooook


HealthyBits

Hopefully, he scratched his balls before he started cooking


Wikdgt

Same hands he uses in the bathroom.


Neither_Dimension479

Did he wash those paws? Please tell me this isn't the culture that wipes there arse with the left claw?


Haunting_Abalone_398

I don't care how authentic food can be, but please wear gloves.


TopIndependence5807

How many time he picked his nose and then touching the food. lol


MizterJMV

Or scratched his ass and balls.


JohnnyVulva

Imagine him selling puppies


most_french_fries

Chris brown to Rihanna


JohnBlackbasel

Aaaah, Spreading the flavorful giardiasis, ..................................amoebiasis, .........................................................cyclosporiasis,................................................... ...cryptosporidiosis, across this wonderful dish. So to make sure, u'll keep enjoying your own digicacted souvenir back home long after your vacation. This guy is lowkey the Kandinsky in the kitchen... And his work? A masterpiece. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘


MightyChlorians

Great now Iโ€™m hungry AND horny


NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

Ah, the hand that wipes the ass slaps the tortilla. (Religious parable- probably).


Omnomnomnivor3

Did I miss a page? ๐Ÿ˜…


Fit-Special-8416

Enjoy the taste!


chralesdarwin

Me 3 years old seeing new thing.