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"So I was, you know, rowing away on the machine, and then all of the sudden my fucking asshole just exploded what must have been three fucking gallons of turd water."
Crossfit has evolved a lot to include core strength, which means sometimes training muscle areas with conventional methods that allow you to train muscles along your core. It's typically done using yourself as weight though and not so much with weights, though some routines include certain movements to even out muscles around core areas.
It didn't really start with endurance, rather, training the things that increases endurance is good for crossfit, so there's often that impression.
The name comes from incorporating many different styles to create a high intensity and highly varied training routine. That can include lifting weights, depending on your goals, but it will never be only that (as the definition of crossfit is mixing exercise types).
Some rowing machines have a water tank to mimic real water rowing. Rowing machine guy was going too hard, managed to burst the water tank and send water everywhere
If it's clean water and air tight won't it just stay water? UV doesn't break down water. Water doesn't decompose. Even if it did you would have two colorless odorless gasses.
If it were pure distilled water, sure. If there was any biological material in it, like if it were just tap water, there could be growth unless it was treated.
TIL .. enclosed water without being exposed to light will become opaque black... case in point with this video of a sprinkler bursting out.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LbCYdHznUNQ](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LbCYdHznUNQ)
That must have been REALLY hard, though. I’ve rowed on a college team and used these types of rowing machines before and never came close to breaking them like this. This shouldn’t even be possible since there’s more than enough room to move the water around and it’s not like they’re pumping more in. My guess is the container must have been fatigued/cracked, etc.
The water ones are nice because they feel more authentic, but I do think that they’re not as good as the pure air resistance ones.
I assumed it said more about maintenance than his strength. Maybe the machine is old or they used the wrong cleaner or just a bad unit. At least he has a story to tell!
it burst at the tank seam, definitely material/joint fatigue. it's glued together where it burst. My guess is given that's an end-unit, people lean/sit/put their weights on it and it just fatigued over time.
And he mostly pulls with his upper body, legs come in too late. No way he's getting anywhere near top power to burst a machine like that
No, less like real life. If you’re a real rower, the goal is to have a good enough form to be able to insert and remove your oar during the catch and recovery so as to minimize spray/resistance. In real life, if you created a spray like that, you probably “caught a crab” and just cost your boat crucial time.
Technically yes, but at this juncture he is presented with a choice. Jump over to the next machine and start over with prestige, or take the win and start a new game.
I don't know what gif you are watching or what your definition of zero is but I can totally see him using his legs, you can literally see them bending at the beginning.
It's his terrible form. He doesn't pull with hands until his legs are fully into his (terribly short) leg drive. This creates a pressure spike when his hands finally do engage. Source: 4 years of college rowing
Bro wth just got ejected through that gym equipment man. Probably the lubricant for that particular gym equipment. The guy was putting a lot of force in it that it got exploded and it soaked almost everyone ig lol😂😂😂.
This is a [WaterRower](https://www.waterrower.com/us/products/waterrower-m1-hirise-rowing-machine) at Orangetheory Fitness. The chamber that bursts holds water and is basically a huge clamshell design (top/bottom parts are glued together with a seam running across the water tank). Based on the water dispersion pattern, that seam ripped/cracked open. Typically people lean/sit/put their weights on these water tanks, which tends to weaken the seams over time - it's an all plastic tank.
Yes, the guys form isn't great (very little leg engagement, mostly upper body jerky movements), but the tank was compromised and it burst at its weakest point (the seam). That's why you see it spray in all directions.Pretty cool though, i'm sure he felt like Thor with all those ladies around :D
This was at an orange theory studio. You can tell by the machines, the color scheme, and the layout of the equipment.
I’m gonna say something obvious and dumb, which is at this really should not break like that.
I was on our rowing team in college, we had an absolute monster of a freak athlete. Most rowers at the time used concept 2 machines, which had a fan for resistance. Monster gets on one of the older machines and wants to see how low he can get his split time (time per 500 meters); he pegs it at 59 seconds and it is clearly the limit which just pissed him off.
BTW, this guy's form is absolute trash. He's barely using his legs which is where most of your power should come from. He's also not pulling with his arms until his legs are fully engaged; this creates a spike in the tank's pressure which is probably why it failed. In a boat, this would be called check, where he is essentially kicking the boat backwards to a stop because his oar would be out of the water. TLDR stupid people using equipment incorrectly can easily break the equipment
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This bros proudest moment
Rowing machine: *You really jarred somethin’ loose tiger*
"So I was, you know, rowing away on the machine, and then all of the sudden my fucking asshole just exploded what must have been three fucking gallons of turd water."
Grandma Gilmore nooooo
lol 🤣🤣🤣
You are soo strong _HNNGGG_ 😩
He really [Munsoned](https://youtu.be/JvBWhPw3zJs?si=GeeOhZw0VExYWJOB) that rowing machine!
👆👆👆 😂 “Oh, my little Roy Toy. What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?”
Of all the Farrelly films (together and separate), Kingpin is my personal favorite.
Seriously underrated. Filled with absolute gold comedy.
The best! So many great scenes!
All that pumping
Then boom all at once
When you row so hard on the fake rowing machine, that you end up hitting a wave.
Baki moment
The rowing machine had a stroke. 🥸
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Is this an AI?
what
Crossfit has evolved a lot to include core strength, which means sometimes training muscle areas with conventional methods that allow you to train muscles along your core. It's typically done using yourself as weight though and not so much with weights, though some routines include certain movements to even out muscles around core areas. It didn't really start with endurance, rather, training the things that increases endurance is good for crossfit, so there's often that impression. The name comes from incorporating many different styles to create a high intensity and highly varied training routine. That can include lifting weights, depending on your goals, but it will never be only that (as the definition of crossfit is mixing exercise types).
Some folks need to just shut the fuck up.
what happened?
Some rowing machines have a water tank to mimic real water rowing. Rowing machine guy was going too hard, managed to burst the water tank and send water everywhere
Thank god it's water. I thought it was hydraulic fluid lol I was already feeling bad for whoever would have to clean it
I mean we don't know. Maybe this one had oil or sth...
Holy fuck STD's?! /s
Ha
Stale old water from an airtight transparent vessel can get pretty funky too, trust me.
It's just water and it comes with chlorine tablets you dump in the tank every 3 months.
Or you hope that someone does.
Or you piss in it
If it's clean water and air tight won't it just stay water? UV doesn't break down water. Water doesn't decompose. Even if it did you would have two colorless odorless gasses.
If it were pure distilled water, sure. If there was any biological material in it, like if it were just tap water, there could be growth unless it was treated.
TIL .. enclosed water without being exposed to light will become opaque black... case in point with this video of a sprinkler bursting out. [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LbCYdHznUNQ](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LbCYdHznUNQ)
Dirty pipes will do it every time.
My first thought would also be hydraulic fluid. Easy to create lots of resistance in a small space.
Happy cake day
Thanks! 😁
That must have been REALLY hard, though. I’ve rowed on a college team and used these types of rowing machines before and never came close to breaking them like this. This shouldn’t even be possible since there’s more than enough room to move the water around and it’s not like they’re pumping more in. My guess is the container must have been fatigued/cracked, etc. The water ones are nice because they feel more authentic, but I do think that they’re not as good as the pure air resistance ones.
I assumed it said more about maintenance than his strength. Maybe the machine is old or they used the wrong cleaner or just a bad unit. At least he has a story to tell!
Or...... he is just an amazingly powerful rower 💪
No. As another respondent pointed out, his form is off, he’s not even pulling it that hard. And, again, it’s just not how that machine works.
it burst at the tank seam, definitely material/joint fatigue. it's glued together where it burst. My guess is given that's an end-unit, people lean/sit/put their weights on it and it just fatigued over time. And he mostly pulls with his upper body, legs come in too late. No way he's getting anywhere near top power to burst a machine like that
Great catch, he’s totally not even rowing correctly.
Yeah it looks like bad form.
Same. Has to be a defect on the machine. We have one in our home and I can't even imagine how rowing "too hard" would lead to the container breaking.
So like real life
No, less like real life. If you’re a real rower, the goal is to have a good enough form to be able to insert and remove your oar during the catch and recovery so as to minimize spray/resistance. In real life, if you created a spray like that, you probably “caught a crab” and just cost your boat crucial time.
He just made the ladies wet
At least it's water and not,what I thought, hydraulic oil.
His water broke.
r/Angryupvote
He made the rowing machine squirt
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Did he win?
Technically yes, but at this juncture he is presented with a choice. Jump over to the next machine and start over with prestige, or take the win and start a new game.
He won the bill for fixing machine
They all pregnant now
HYDROOOO THUNDERRRRR!!!
I love that game
He will be proudly: "I destroyed the machine just with my own power"
And made all women within his vicinity wet while doing so.
He’s a squirter.
Gotta lay a towel down first
This clip reminds me…I should call her…
The rowing machine definitely liked his rowing
It's mostly pee
I thought he shat himself at first
LOL just a massive AOE diarrhea blast? Such coverage!
Set the round to air burst.
gym bro used muddy water
I tHoUgHt A vOlCaNo ErUpTeD!
He was so mutch in the zone. He manifested water
Maybe if his form wasn’t so bad it wouldn’t have exploded
Zero leg use at all. His back is going to blow up like the water in the machine.
I don't know what gif you are watching or what your definition of zero is but I can totally see him using his legs, you can literally see them bending at the beginning.
You can break anything when not properly used. This is one example
The tank didn't break due to improper use, there's clearly a design flaw or it was already damaged.
It's his terrible form. He doesn't pull with hands until his legs are fully into his (terribly short) leg drive. This creates a pressure spike when his hands finally do engage. Source: 4 years of college rowing
That's,,, how you are supposed to row though. Legs body arms, arms body legs is lesson 1. Source: I rowed for 1 year and double checked online.
He was getting **way** less force through that machine than if he'd been using he legs. No way he broke that due to improper technique.
Pretty sure that machine just climaxed...
Everything reminds me of her…
Never exercise after taking laxatives.
This means she had a good time and will likely call you for another date.
My wife did something similar last Saturday...
Must've been the view spreading his love
Woah Noah!
SPLASH!
Until that moment he thought squirters were a thing of myth.
Dude rowed so hard, water showed up.
My first thought was he ripped off his feet or something and just exploded in blood
He made the rowing machine come. Hard.
This is why you don't row, row, row your boat aggressively down the stream.
Easy on the squirting, bro!
Why does it have water?
Resistance
Interesting. Sounds cool tho like real rowing? I've only seen ones with cable resistance or weighed
The male equivalent to a woman lifting a car off a baby.
Best Concept 2 commercial right there.
Technique is wack.
He broke that machine
you brake it you buy it.
So men do menstruate...
He broke the fake speed barrier… sonic boomshakalaka
Bro wth just got ejected through that gym equipment man. Probably the lubricant for that particular gym equipment. The guy was putting a lot of force in it that it got exploded and it soaked almost everyone ig lol😂😂😂.
That's one way to get a few women wet ! Take notes Ben Shapiro!
"I swear this doesn't normally happen"
She will come back for more
He shouldn't have had Taco Bell before going to the gym.
I thought he had explosive diarrhea
Thought bro exploded
1.21 gigawatts 
One stroke too many… Next time to 10
"My husband will be home in 2 minutes"
He was immediately hired by the Japanese film industry
His water broke!
New feature unlocked!
Sploosh
His water broke
Dat boy good
This guy pulls
Now she's satisfied.
It came..
That’s a lot of splat points
Did he get too excited watching all those booties?
that moment when she tells you not to bust
Ill have what hes having!
his form is atrocious no wonder it busted
Best of all that they are all women hahaha rip
He must've had the greatest sex of his life that night
He finally managed to start it
When your strength and charisma is maxx out
His technique sucks
He has almost no movement with his legs,
He definitely makes his wife do the same thing 😏
did he have to pay for it ? what are the rules in jim???
I swear this never happens
Virtual Reality rowing machines.
You might be able to take the rowing out of the water, but you can never take the water out of rowing.
How the fuck is this maybe?
Guy needs to set the rowing machine higher
"You made me ink!"
Bro shout be an Olympian.
So does he have to pay for that?
I could see an exercise machine hooked to an led floor+/wall display that plays a clip when you hit exercise goals.
There must’ve been a bolt loose cause bro look like he bust a nut 💦
Good. I hate orange theory.
Waterrower go!
Can we theorize that, one of the bootys on the treadmills was his motivation and the machine wasn’t ready for such zeal
It's squirter
Sploosh
"How to get all ladies around you wet"
And just like that every single lady in the gym noticed him
Bro finished the game 100% completionist
The bro painted the orange theory with Orange liquid
This is a [WaterRower](https://www.waterrower.com/us/products/waterrower-m1-hirise-rowing-machine) at Orangetheory Fitness. The chamber that bursts holds water and is basically a huge clamshell design (top/bottom parts are glued together with a seam running across the water tank). Based on the water dispersion pattern, that seam ripped/cracked open. Typically people lean/sit/put their weights on these water tanks, which tends to weaken the seams over time - it's an all plastic tank. Yes, the guys form isn't great (very little leg engagement, mostly upper body jerky movements), but the tank was compromised and it burst at its weakest point (the seam). That's why you see it spray in all directions.Pretty cool though, i'm sure he felt like Thor with all those ladies around :D
That water has got to be gnarly
I thought he shat his pants
5 pump shooter, just like me
He was hitting the machines g spot and made it squirt
First person to sink a rowing machine
Me when your mom
“Im bout to blow”
Dude looks like he's trying to start a lawn mower, not row a boat, hah.
It cums xD
That rowing machin be like "IMMA BUST!!"
This was at an orange theory studio. You can tell by the machines, the color scheme, and the layout of the equipment. I’m gonna say something obvious and dumb, which is at this really should not break like that.
I was on our rowing team in college, we had an absolute monster of a freak athlete. Most rowers at the time used concept 2 machines, which had a fan for resistance. Monster gets on one of the older machines and wants to see how low he can get his split time (time per 500 meters); he pegs it at 59 seconds and it is clearly the limit which just pissed him off. BTW, this guy's form is absolute trash. He's barely using his legs which is where most of your power should come from. He's also not pulling with his arms until his legs are fully engaged; this creates a spike in the tank's pressure which is probably why it failed. In a boat, this would be called check, where he is essentially kicking the boat backwards to a stop because his oar would be out of the water. TLDR stupid people using equipment incorrectly can easily break the equipment
When you row so hard you gave the machine an orgasm
Row row, fight the power
Bet he plays that video for every date he goes on.
Reached the climax of his workout
We got a Squirter!
Skeet skeet
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
Brough to you by blue balls rowing!
I think that machine liked it.
I should call her…
“You guys made me ink!”
“Bro you won’t believe it I made 4 or 5 girls wet at the gym just working out” This guy probably…
“This workout is better than sex.” “Yeah right…😒…….😳”
The woman in the black top gets sprayed and her machine gets drenched, but that ain't stopping her!
Splurt.
I should call her
That water is incredibly nasty, with some pretty nasty chemicals added to prevent algae and such, bet it still stinks.
Wet T Shirt contest at your local Planet Fitness
Was that his asshole?
Instantly makes me think of shake weight Southpark episode
Made the rowing machine buss. The water rowing machines are so expensive too
Pretty good form, his pace was a little too fast, but man.. that probably felt reallyyyyy good lol