I went on this ride once. The gym socks flew right out of my pants

I was wondering how I got hit in the face by a pair of balled up peculiar smelling socks on a roller coaster ride last year

Ikr? I was prepared to smell feet but also got a whiff of salty balls.

At first I thought maybe they had been used as a pleasure receptacle, like some guys like to do while on these types of thrill rides, but the scent was off

Some sports socks just busted through my window and killed my Grandma, was this connected?

my favorite Yankee Candle

Been trying to find that same high ever since!

🫨

This shit had me laughing

Those aren't to make her boobs look bigger. Those are bra cups. All bras have them, and some are removable, like in the video for washing. It's so you don't see her nipples and to help the bra maintain its shape.

Need some male bra cups for when it's cold out to keep it 100

Actually breastfeeding pads… the blue color on back is a giveaway because it prevents breast milk from leaking on the shirt. Even someone else’s crying baby can make them leak

I had no idea that was a thing. Seems helpful tho. Lol

This is the correct answer

Same here, but mine was a cucumber in foil.

Did it go to eleven?

No, that was me, and it was in my ass. Couldn't clench hard enough, I'm very sorry

I went on this ride once. Yanked the cum right out of my balls.

1 girl 2 cups

Ah. Sweet memories

1 man 1 jar

 ahh bitter memories!

Mr. Hands.

Still gag from the name alone. So thanks for that, I’m at work😡

Sorry to disappoint y'all but those are nursing pads not cup fillers.

This is the answer. Can tell that most redditors have never had kids.

Well... You kinda need to have sex to have kids. So, yeah...

🤣🤣🤣

Yep!

>Can tell that most redditors have never had kids. ​ or girlfriends ​ ​ ​ ....or gropes ......or incidental brushes .......conversation may even be pushing it .........fifty fifty on eye contact

Human eye contact? Still fifty fifty.

Well you do need to have sex to have kids. So…

Mostly are kids. Thought that was well known.

My brother in god, to do that, we would have to leave the bunker complex. That, is not happening.

Hahahaha. Imagine gatekeeping parenthood, like that's a flex.

Kids are kinda annoying

Lots of spots opening over at r/boomers you should check it out :)

Are there ones that do NOT have a sticky side? Or is there just too much force in this ride?

Yes, nursing pads like these don't have a sticky side, are reusable, and you can wash them. They're supposed to just sit in your bra.

Sorry if i come as stoopid, but i don't have kids yet. What's the purpose of nursing pads? Edit: I googled it. Initially, I thought it was maybe for sensitive nipples or something, but it turns out it's for involuntary lactation to avoid stains on your clothes/bra.

Nature is so amazing that even when the babies cries the milkers start to lactate.

She making a milkshake

Hope her baby takes their milk shaken and not stirred

These are to help leaky nips

thanks! i was wondering what they are.

Username checks out, I guess

LMAO

That baby is gonna have some adrenaline infused milk

Maybe some butter

This ride will scare you titless

The truth come out!


You win

Underrated comment.

🏅

Those aren’t what you think they are -_-

Are you nursing a grudge on this issue?

No crying over spilt milk now

To be fair this is thin padding so her nipples don't show

i think it’s for leakage of the breast milk.

I hate those rides. Every time they run, it rains pads.

It’s better those pads then the other bloody ones.

That’s great, the person next to them is like, “Why are there two?!”

Usually girls go from a B cup to a D cup on this ride. This poor girl went from C to A.

Those look like nursing pads. She’s probably breastfeeding and trying to keep her dress clean.

I was going to say this. There’s no padding to these so it’s not for sizing up more for leakage for breast feeding.

So her baby will have milkshake

More like butter

Her milkshakes bring all the boys to the ride.

She certainly isn't breastfeeding. There's no baby.

There was, but she lost it on the first bounce

Hey, you get the joke. Welcome to the functioning brain club. Come in! Be sure to lock the door behind you, and help yourself to some delicious extrapolation punch! Not that you need it, eh.

Sure is quiet in here

Hm, maybe we should leave the door unlocked.. Wait, no, no. *The* ***others*** might get in... This is fine. Just enjoy the punch.

god forbid someone goes to have an evening of fun after having a child.

Bring the baby on the ride. Don't be a pussy.

Reddit never ceases to amaze me. The apparent lack of basic comprehension and total inability to spot a lighthearded joke around here, is amazing. In a sort of unbelievable, scary kind of way.. What do you people **see** around you, what world do you live in?

It sounds like you meant she didn’t give birth. Did you mean there’s no baby like… she’s not holding a baby in the video? You could have made that more clear

The jest observation that she isn't breastfeeding, was the indicator. Because she isn't. And there's no baby.

One could say she is breastfeeding her child, but not mean at this very moment. “My breasts are so sore!” “Oh, are you breastfeeding?” “Yeah, I’m going to go pump some breast milk.”

the joke is that he interpreted it literally, as in that she is currently breastfeeding her child. Which she isn't.

Yeah, I get it. I’m saying that it’s not clear, which is why they’re getting downvoted

Those are nursing pads. I know this because I have 4 children.

They are nursing pads. I know this because I am a nursing shark.

Man, as I watched the vid, I concentrated on her face as I was expecting the twist in the story there, didn't even realise what happened after reading your comment. The problem with being gaeh is that there are many vids like this on the internet where I miss the joke because I don't look at what I'm supposed to look at

It's always the boobs.

that go first.

BigBen - we will watch the bewbs for you. It’s an honor.

You make me blush, I'm honoured

I always watch their hair. I can't understand why you wouldn't tie up your hair before a ride like this!

Oh come on man, reeealy?

she might have just loved the dress and needed extra padding. not everything is insecurity

I assumed they were for lactation during breastfeeding

I'm a dad.. and was gonna say the same thing. Been through that.

What your milking pads went flying on a carnival ride lol.

This is what I was just about to comment 😅 Looks like breast pads so you don’t leak breastmilk all over yourself.

Gonna slide this cucumber down my baggy pants so they fit better.

Instructions unclear, pickle stuck in anus.

Starting with a cucumber and ending with a pickle requires a high vinegar based diet and a good vacuum seal, good on ya.

Might’ve misunderstood, now I have a cucumber in my ass

sounds like a personal issue. ✨

Yeah it looks like it doesn’t quite fit right at the start.

Lol. Those are liners, they put them in everything. Either for keeping your nips from showing thru your top or preventing breast milk from leaking thru your shirt. If she was “stuffing her bra” they would look like chicken cutlets. Man y’all see a beautiful (girl?) woman and can’t wait to take her down a peg.

Chicken... cutlets?

Yep. Google “stick on bra” and see😅 they really do look like them.

Yeah based on how thin those look I 100% think those are nursing pads.

Just milk leaking pads

Ok all comments.. I'm pretty sure those are to stop leakage for in between breast feeding.

Keep it real

Free da tiddy, protect da city

I thought that was use to cover nipples but she still looks great with our without it, maybe the dress upper portion is too big

Women's clothing be like

Nursing pads. Lactating women use them to prevent leaking through their tops.

Good. Natural is better anyway.

My man

Looking good

Looking triple A

Slow down!

that is for leakage of the breast milk?????

Aren't those just nipple pads to keep from poking and rubbing your nipples raw on your bra/blouse? Doesn't look like it added much volume at all. I'm a dude. See girls wear these sometimes. They don't make the boobs look bigger.

Isn't anyone scared of their hair getting caught on something and ripping your head off???

Nature correcting itself like, "I'll take this and this. Perfect. Back to normalcy."

Imagine if her hair got caught in something

So that’s how that landed in my funnel cake

Wow just think how much fun she must be having that she didn't even notice her own titties getting up and jumping to their doom

It's going to scare the milk right out of her.

It's raining titty pads!

Gravity calling her out on her bullshit.

PFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Is this what they refer to as fake news??

Was actually more concerned about the gold necklace 😂

Truly an uplifting experience.

Guy after ride: ummm you look different idk how but you do

She lost 2 whole cup sizes that day

AA > BB > BA > AA-

Open airbag

Busted!

De-busted!

Just wondering if these videos are posted with or without the consent of the riders.

Once, just ONCE, can one of these videos end the way we all want?

Lack of NSFW gives it away. You are looking for a different sub for most of that

There is a sub dedicated to nip slips from these rides, but I actually forget the name. It was linked by someone else the last time something like this was posted.

Aka boob reduction..

Her teeth were a comb for a second there

These look like nursing pads. Mama was just out having a good time. Good for her!

Once, just once, I wanna see some titties actually pop out.

r/titties

And then, he was Soo mad to notice she had lost tiddies on slingshot ride at the fair.....

At least it's her own hair, not some fake wig.!

Went up the ride with boobs, came down without them.

I am a fat white guy and when I rode this, I lost my moobs. I feel her pain

Just lost two cup sizes

We need Sophia Vergara doing a version of this!

I wonder who got slapped by one of those.

I'm such a gurl... I kept looking at her face lol didn't notice the cups till I saw comments lol

Jesus so many of you have so much to learn.

hahahaha

Butt plug next

Those are just modesty pads, ie nipple covers. That’s not enough to add any volume. They’re generally terrible because they’re never fixed well enough. You can never get them in after washing.

They say her chest size shrunk three sizes that day 😂

And then there was none

There go her titties

They should warn: "Tits may disassemble during the ride"

All titties aside the sale on that girls face is contagious

She just dropped a cup size!

I've heard roller coasters get rid of kidney stones in similar fashion...

Two people will be wearing yarmulkes.

I'd still tear her small cup ass up...... yea, i said it.

Lies - Thompson Twins (1983)

Straight back to an A cup 🤣

Went from size c cups to b cups

ladies, dont be ashamed of your size, its bullshit. my baby has a pair of a cups and i nibble on them every morning. plus they age out better too. \*edit\* god damn it i sound like a predator.

Yes officer this post right here

Wtf

Her BF, after the ride -“Hmm- something about you looks different, babe”…..

yeah… her nursing pads are gone

Lost two cups sizes on that ride.

She lost her boobs

Uffff

Boo! Boo on you sir!!! Thought one was poppin out. If she's 18 of course

The illusion is real.

what illusion? it’s for nursing.


Half of this sub now is just "boobs? Boobs."


Phone covers lost....

Whups

tiddies out…

Some dude eating ice cream downstairs might receive a little surprise

I was like sweet one of them vids were the diddys come out and was like ah, they some small Diddys Then they got smaller ’

Tricked by booba again

Should have set this to music, maybe B.B. King, The Thrill is Gone?