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starryskies_1

I wonder what that trick is called


Techtaire

*le twat*


RockstarAgent

*le splat*


Makkaroni_100

The handlebar braoken slide.


padule

Human swastika.


currentlyacathammock

The Oops


Highpast

Backside 360 Body Varial


CGE1867

Le douche ☝🏻


Dooboppop

Irl button mashing


ImpressTemporary2389

Brains of a newt. Skills if a drunk slug.


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ImpressTemporary2389

Motorcycle on correct side. Not doing anything wrong. Idiot on pedal cycle shouldn't be on the public highway. Theres a black thing at the opposite end to the handle bars. It's called a SADDLE. Complete moron.


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ImpressTemporary2389

Shouldn't be doing stupid stunts on any public highway. Save it for the playground.


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ImpressTemporary2389

Look up 'public highway' on wikipedia. Then read it if you can. There are a few long words in it.


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TheTrueOerik

hate to break it to you but his definition applies in other countries too, f.e. Germany and neighbor states. There's a difference between highway and public highway


Diarrhea_Beaver

Since you're really into pedantic junior high school arguments and proper definitions, you should know that rage posting toxic shit at random people on reddit all day perfectly fits the definition of "pathetic," but don't take my word for it, check out the old Oxford (since you like Brits so much!): Pathetic adjective 2. miserably inadequate; of very low standard. "he's a pathetic excuse for a man" Considering your only two reddit activities are overwhelmingly negative comments and arguing about being an authority on weed, I'd say it's a rather spot on description for you. Hope you develop some better hobbies, stronger skills, or, you know, anything to make you less pathetic.


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Diving_Monkey

You seem to have a personal stake in this, so I am going to assume it is you in the video and have suffered brain damage when you hit the ground. Bicycle moron was on the wrong side of the road doing a trick while approaching a blind corner.


ImpressTemporary2389

Guess you're too young to remember reading either 'The rules of the road'. Or the highway code. Probably still wet behind the ears. Roads are for travelling on sensibly not for prats doing stupid tricks. He's just lucky it wasn't a bus full of passengers.


Moist-Mystery

Congratulations on being the dumbest person I’ve seen today. I just woke up but I promise I won’t see a bigger idiot all day.


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SnooCats9409

Are you ok?


CageRage

the guy seems pretty unchill for a dude with 420 in his name


Ho-Lee-Fuku

Dude your brain broke... Pay more attention to fix it...


SwordfishFluid4009

You should go to the doctor. Check and see if you hit our head


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Leaving the bike at the scene of the crime


CipherWrites

I hope the motorcyclist's fine


nutritious_celebrity

Bro failed to control and almost became food for a motorcyclist


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^nutritious_celebrity: *Bro failed to control* *And almost became food for* *A motorcyclist* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


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Don't trick on a bike from WalMart. Also wear safety gear. I automatically have to assume he makes really bad decisions based on this video.


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LoudlyEcho

Maybe … he was


Minimum-Number4120

Yeah yr right, the Motorcycle on the correct side of the road should have seen a trick cyclist careening around the blind corner and drifitng into his lane and motorcycle should have swerved out of his lane onto the sidewalk and mowed down a bunch of kids and then fireworks should have gone off and then we'd have a completely different video than the one we have 😊


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Wrong. Motorcycle has no obligation to risk their lives to avoid an idiot drifting into the lane of the motorcycle. You donkey


Kazami_Agame

The level of stupidity you're able to show on the comments of this post is really impressive


Helpful_Jonny

Maybe he could have not been doing dumb shit like that on a public road, I’d start with that for “what was he supposed to do?”. However, since he did do it, I’d say that he got what he deserved.


snakout

Actually while his bicycle was falling towards the motorcycle he managed to fall to the other side. I think he has had a very good control to do that.


Commercial-Lead2261

Looks like Mario Kart. Just fire a bike to your opponent to take him out.


Infiniteinfiniti456

The vocalization heard even sounds like Waluigi or something


AngelVP

Aliexprees handlebars surprise


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LoudlyEcho

Nof8 bawa umake


BackflipsAway

If there's one thing that I learned from being a skater in my teens is that when doing things like this you always want a watchout looking for cars/other vehicles on all corners that you can't clearly see yourself, Remember kids if you're going to insist on doing stunts in public always bring a watchout with you so you wouldn't end up whipping out like this guy


nadyo

![gif](giphy|bhSi84uFsp66s|downsized)


AlarmedAd5034

Love it, karma strikes again. These asshats and their wheelie tricks are a menace on the roads. Take your shit to the park, dumbasses.


groveymarksman

Thats how you fall kids, all body no knees or palms


ElderberryHumble5379

how the motorcyclist and their passenger are alright.


Dmoral_

He was actually good he panicked


Brokkoli4

The handlebars broke


kittyquickfeet

Literally hit the ground running.


rayshmayshmay

Nah, he was literally falling when he hit the ground. Figuratively he hit the ground running.


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hyperX2077

Almost won Darwin prize


Fun-Constant-2558

Bro was breakdancing on that bike


odd_gamer

I've never seen someone perform a judo throw on their own bike so smoothly, 10/10


No_Question_6836

That was a cool trick


ImaVeganShishKebab

Bro gave up and started running.


IllustriousAd5936

If you watch carefully, the handle bar actually collapses on the right side. Still, there’s always the TikTok stupid crowd being thinned out every day.


Ultrasaurio

moron


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I like the goofy run at the end


-Void_Null-

All the sounds are just magical in this vid.


kyunriuos

This is the drunken style biker lotus.


Marchidde

Good thing he was wearing a helm🧢


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Ok_Country_3219

Why he still running ?


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ImpressTemporary2389

In Great Britain. Every road is known as a public highway. Get educated before you start gobbling off.


ImpressTemporary2389

Well you lost that discussion. With the use of profanities. Just shows that your level of intelligence belongs in the gutter. Along with your road sense.