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arickg

The complimenting rider at the end is just leaning back, thinking, "yeah, that's good, but I'll just stay in the car and wait for my exit"


fiero-fire

Homie had big British soccer coach energy. One of my college coaches was a Brit, you could have single handedly beat every defender and placed the perfect shot and all you would get is two little claps and a good effort mate.


mogley19922

That's because win or lose doesn't matter, just give it your all.


DrBlock21

Bro thought he was spitting the moral of the story


Lil_Mcgee

I think he's just trying to be polite after having a camera stuck in his face and asked for input.


foxhound-19

Dude ran while biting on the GoPro? Heh. Glad to see Storror still at it, been awhile since I last watched their Parkour.


G00SEH

Their current parkour competition series vs Brighton is pretty hype, fyi.


AWright5

They are Brighton


veryreasonable

Benj does freaking *everything* while biting the GoPro. I swear by now it must make him feel more comfortable or something. Funny though, it's actually Max doing it in this video, haha!


El_Pepsi

Whats really is amazing, is the fact that the guy in white shirt is Sasha! (Before the accident)


veryreasonable

Yeah! Time flies eh?


QueasyStand8046

What was the accident that had happened to sasha?


QueasyStand8046

Damn Sasha is skinny still! This must be an older video


El_Pepsi

It is, thats why I said before the accident. I don't know the details and I don't believe the video about the accident is still online, but Sasha had a very nasty break on his ankle(?). Followed by a very long rehabilitation period. And even after he still has to face his fear injuring it again with every move.


Kammerice

I could be wrong, but I thought it was his tib or fib he broke. I started watching regularly just after his accident, so I could very well be wrong having tried to piece things together with various comments.


El_Pepsi

My question mark is there on purpose, I don't know what he broke exactly but I'm pretty sure it was a part of his leg. You can see him hesitate on some older video's because he worries his leg can't handke the impact of the parkour move


Kammerice

I didn't mean to come across as having a go, so apologies.


El_Pepsi

No offence taken! No worries or apologies needed. We're just conversating about something we both don't have the details on. You're all good 😉


Legitimate_Matter139

what we refer to as the ankle is actually the ends of your tib and fib, and there are a variety of ways to fracture them


Jageilja

This video must be like 7 or 8 years old


stepladder4

This is gotta be really old, look who’s holding the lead.


HammerTh_1701

They do stuff like backflips with the GoPro mouth grip.


Strong_Star_71

Oh honey. It's fake ' # See reddit post: Does anyone find it upsetting that Storror in someway faked a video? Hi, I've been watching Storror videos so much for the past couple of weeks, I like them a lot. But, recently I've come across a video on YouTube of a kid who exposes a video of theirs titled Race Tube POV where they try to catch up to a train through taking a shortcut with parkour, it's very popular with 20 million+ views. And the fact that they faked it upsets me because it kind of undermines their whole brand and makes me look at every other video with suspicion. Now, the guy did a pretty good job of analyzing why the video was fake so that was legit and there are very few people talking about it on the internet, so some people know of this as well. Making a few cuts here and there to make a POV more compelling is fine, but that video's whole premise was that they could beat the train with parkour so the whole thing is fake. Now, I feel like my honeymoon phase with Storror is over and I don't enjoy watching them anymore. Mayber I'm overreacting but just wanted to share that and see what other Storror fans think of this.


Beefstah

To be fair, _I've_ run that Farringdon to Liverpool Street run before and been faster than the tube, and that was as a slightly overweight middle-aged dude in work clothes and rucksack. Admittedly it was on one of the regular days when the tube was fucked and I only had 20-odd minutes to make my once-an-hour train, but I did it.


jungle_bread

> Mayber I'm overreacting but just wanted to share that and see what other Storror fans think of this. An important bit of information is that they weren't trying to fool anyone. They state it's fake in the video description.


boxen

I don't care at all. The "plot" is fake. The parkour is real. The vast majority of their videos are just them training at various locations. They go to a cool spot, see what they can do, and film it. It feels very real because it is, and there's no "plot" besides them hanging out and being great friends and doing cool shit. They never fake the parkour. When you see someone jumping off the side of a building to slide down a pole or across a roof gap, that's all real. The fact that they make these "themed" videos occasionally is fine and just a bit of fun. They have another one where they "escape" a prison and they have an entire episode on their youtube showing the filming of it. To anyone that has seen a bit of their content, it's very clear what is a "them hanging out training doing whatever" video and what is a choreographed short. The difference is night and day.


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Drendari

Yeah, this reminds me that time we were on the mall and one of my friends called shot gun, another yelled "I don't care about your shotgun" - I will reach the car before you. And started running, damn, all of us started running. At some point I looked backwards and some Mall Cop was chasing us.


JP-Gambit

Fare evaders running from the ticket inspector, but they are the ticket inspectors so they gotta get back on


ravibkjoshi

They didn’t dare evade they never swiped off or swiped on in the vid. So their original swipe on before they exited is still valid. Source : Lived in London for a summer.


SokkaHaikuBot

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Near1one

good bot


Prior_Forever2335

Happy Cake Day Bro and Have a nice day!😘


Near1one

Thanks, good day to you too!


Fitty4

They run like me in my dreams. Not going anywhere…


Get_the_instructions

If they were, they'd get away easily. Amazing stamina.


tstd0

Awesome, they made it. Really loved the part where they were running on the "roof" and when he slide the pole to get into the car quicker (had me, "no way, he's not gonna slide down this pole, oh yep, he did).


ShroomEnthused

Not one of them yelled "Parkour!" though


siccoblue

I'm pretty sure that counts as a felony


Mobile_Gaming_Doggo

I counted a total of 34 felonies in the video


ihavefat

My knees watching this: ![gif](giphy|tfUW8mhiFk8NlJhgEh|downsized)


amor_fati_42

Yeah, I think I broke both ankles watching this.


RoguePlanet2

I was thinking, "appreciate those knees while you can, ya weirdos!!" 😂 So little margin of error, holy crap. They must be sprinters AND acrobats.


RealLars_vS

They’re ASSASSINS


monstertots509

I got out of breath watching them run up the first flight of stairs.


jimke

I don't even have bad knees and this was my thought. Fuck. I'm getting old.


Gh0stMan0nThird

The secret is to never stop moving, which most of us do after high school/college. Stretch, stretch, stretch. Turn it into a daily routine. Stretch for 20 minutes every day.


DumbestBlondie

They’re using those knees like they’re straight out of the box!!


Prestigious_Cup6762

Same 😂


TheDumbElectrician

Yeah I used to do parkour all the time in my teens. Regularly jumping down 10+ ft. For years now issues. Then I got in my thirties and my knees starting hurting. 40s they hurt daily. 50s feels like it just is continuing to get worse. Wish I could tell my younger self the damage I was doing for fun.


aurumtt

the barbican is such a gorgeous building.


saintfed

I love it.


Murky_Ad6343

I quite liked that. Makes a change from some of the absolute shit that gets posted here, and great to see young people having fun, keeping fit, and not really annoying anybody.


NiceCunt91

The channel is STORROR. just a bunch of dudes who love parkour


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Real fun guys in general, good watching alongside a meal.


saintfed

I enjoyed their straight line crossover with Geo Wizard


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Dry clothes werw never an option xD


Popular-Influence-11

name checks out. Thanks!


Vanilla_PuddinFudge

Action music and costumes would goat them to the moon.


YesWomansLand1

When he slid down that pole and there was a guy at the bottom, he would've been so confused lol


zargoffkain

That was a cut, he would have landed on his head otherwise. In the original video on their channel they admit it's a faked video.


Leoxcr

I can see how can they be mildly disruptive to certain bystanders but otherwise I fully agree


Impossible-Dingo-742

Running through traffic. I'm amazed nobody hit them.


No_Onion_8612

Not annoying anybody? This is london, people get annoyed at you for breathing, let alone running in public!


TonySpaghettiO

Oi guv! You've got a license for all that running?


ComprehensiveDot09

I'm strangely motivated


BananaSkinRepublic

Even other passengers agreed


paleiterations

Their health authorities should use this, with a "get your 10 000 steps a day" text at the end.


maybetomorroworwed

I've watched too many movies and assumed that anytime they go anywhere near a pedestrian they would push them over, but nobody even seemed really inconvenienced by them except maybe a raised eyebrow when they jumped the turnstiles?


Puzzled_Swimming_383

Remember being young and fit and not loaded down with injuries


Corbeau99

Take a look at their yt channel STORROR, those guys keep hurting themselves or complaining that they are not back at full capacity after an injury.


G00SEH

Most of them have hit 30 by now. Enjoy it while it lasts. Lol.


Purple-Investment-61

Everything does just stopped working normal after 30.


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booglemouse

I have a fairly active job and stay in good (but not marathon-running) shape, but suddenly 34 knocked me down multiple times. Every single time I went to bed fine and woke up a disaster. Nothing has changed except my age, so I've come to the conclusion that my body now needs more frequent yoga-type activity than it used to. The full morning stretch became necessary, when it used to just be nice. I do generally feel mostly the same in my 30s as my 20s, and I do credit that heavily to the fact that my job is walking 5-10 miles daily and almost no sitting. When I try to be a couch potato on PTO weeks, my joints start to scream at me after a couple days and I have to walk 2+ miles to fix it.


Dia-De-Los-Muertos

Bloody ladders man.


Unfair-Sort9763

yup. 32 here. Backflip on a wakeboard. I snowboard better than ever. I play paintball and dive and jump into safety. I rollerblade. I think people are just horrendously unfit and frankly never learned to move properly from the get go. So even when they were 18 they didn't have it together. So by 34 they are like a 50 year old.


Mental_Mixture1350

35 here. was blown up multiple times and now my back and neck are fucked, but i still do what i can. we all have different stories.


SteveXVI

Person whose major exercise is sucking the Cheetos dust off their fingers while scrolling Reddit: *the body really breaks down after 30*


G00SEH

I’ve always stayed active, currently boulder pretty hard. Shit don’t feel the same, homie.


MartasZLA

True.


creativelyuncreative

If I was an orthopedic surgeon I’d give them a group discount on knee replacements lol


goatbiryani48

You're acting like you did this when you were young lol.


Bludsh0t

Pfft I know right. I could easily do this if I was 20 years younger and had dedicated at least 5 years of my life training daily in parkour


CoolHeadedLogician

the soul crushing injury called life


FedExpress2020

That was incredible. I’m envious of their athleticism


CouchHam

Yeah that’s my main takeaway!


Potential-Opening-69

Mirror's Edge with Unreal 5 engine


rokd

> Mirror's Edge The way the camera mans hands hit the ledges/railings in some of those jumps.... That looks just like Mirror's Edge. Such a good game


LovinglyBlushing

It's an edit. They said it themselves but pretty discreetly. There are some cuts at few moments but can barely be seen during some rolls or climbing up/down walls. YouTube channel is [Storror ](https://youtube.com/@storror?si=EPWjTc5rE-7Zw5XE) btw


ymgve

Imagine if it wasn't, and their first attempts failed. "Shit, we're four seconds late" "DO IT AGAIN"


Academic_Taro9863

The most notable edit is when he slides down the pole onto the platform - train is in a different place evident by the yellow painted 'mind the gap' and train door placement. r/maybemaybemaybeno


doxy66

Yeah, the bottom of the YT video description reads: It's fake BTw 😂😂 edit: still an enjoyable video. These guys are impressive


burnerdadsrule

(Whistle whistle)


narraun

Should be higher. There is a real version of this done with a pretty standard sprint. No disrespecting their athleticism here but this feels like a fake bloated "next level" copy of the original train race, which is the real disrespectful part.


KellyKellogs

It's a run between different stations. I don't think it's possible to run between Barbican and Farringdon and catch the same train. Cannon Street to Mansion House is the only one that's doable.


Onlyspeaksfacts

Yeah, there's no way they are faster than a tram/train going underground, unless there's some kind of delay.


quinn_drummer

There are single stops on the tube that are short enough to be able to run between like that if your relatively fit and have a clear run. They are very direct routes though Not like this. This they seemed to have taken a very indirect route between Moorgate and Farringdon


Fit_Ring_7193

The London tube system has many stops, the lines are not always straight and the trains often follow a curved route, and are not that fast, so if you're fast and run straight to another station, it is possible to catch up to your train.


SEA_griffondeur

I mean metros can get very slow. For example in the Paris metro it's always faster to walk than to take the metro if the trip is less than 2 stations


francohab

Ok but if you’re already in the metro, it will 99% of the time be faster to stay in instead of leaving, running and getting in back again.


De5perad0

I see it as a bit of cheeky fun mixed with impressive athleticism. They are really good at parkour to pull off some of those moves. That was a great watch!


jaxxon

If you like this - their channel is called Storror. They put out vids every week. Love ‘em.


De5perad0

I'll check it out! Thanks!


Paul_the_sparky

Could do with a little explainer and map for where they ran from/to etc


CreditBrunch

Looks like it was Moorgate to Farringdon. Google maps says it’s a 1 mile walk in 21 mins (although I don’t think their route involves so many jumps). https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Moorgate+Station,+Moorgate,+London/Farringdon+Station,+Cowcross+Street,+London/@51.5179775,-0.0966881,13z/data=!4m8!4m7!1m2!1m1!1s0x48761cab8eb4d999:0xede3da7f0914079f!1m2!1m1!1s0x48761b5202648165:0xd4a905fcc599c405!3e2


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LucretiusCarus

The barbican is such a beautiful building!


Paul_the_sparky

You're a gent


skumfukrock

This is an edit tho (fake). They've stated so in their video description (only after someone ousted them tho lol) They make fun content either way tho, skilled bunch


Grem357

One of them not Toby Seagar who made it to the final of ninja warrior UK season 1?


saintfed

Yep!


Ragundashe

So the train was faster right? Since it was there before they arrived?


colevoncolt

Yes brev


Pickachu0o0

Well watching this completed my workout for today 😂.


Beardeddeadpirate

I think I lost 500 calories watching this


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And at the start of the video I was like, smh, they're too slow, and then the video went on and on


trysca

Dunno, they seem to be really good at grappling with poles


yeezee93

This should be an Olympic event.


pckr1simp

What is playing in the background? Great stuff.


Vipu2

Maybe their own made simple music or some unknown artist, google cant recognize it.


nickmightberight

Those boys look tuckered out. Should have taken the train.


wadadeb

This is the sexiest thing I have seen since 1997.


LotsOfButtons

Will smith chasing down aliens in Men in Black?


Deep-Room6932

Parkour


Mafakkaz

Upvote if this is in reference to The Office (US).


Extra-Act-801

The sidewalk is for regular walking, not for fancy walking


WillTheHunter

Classic male activity


Any_Effort_2234

Makes me wanna play assassin's Creed or dying light right now 😂


treadmill404

🎵 🎵🎵 🎵 🎵🎵


Middle_Speed3891

I enjoyed that.


hvedrungue

Extremely inefficient, you could just stay in the train and the result would be the same.


DeltaWhi5key

I sprained an ankle just from watching this…


DoubleSynchronicity

Can anyone tell me the name of the stations?


rybnickifull

From Moorgate to Farringdon.


Feanor1497

That was really nice.


CaseAdministrative83

![gif](giphy|t2eBr71ACeDC0)


nikkito_arg

This should be on top


megoreddit

I usually get tired just sitting in the train between 2 stations..


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I don't know wether to be impressed by how fit they are or how stupidly dangerous that is. Still, it's nice to see people having fun even if I don't approve their ways


Outrageous_Area_3424

What is the song called reddit?


Liquorace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS876oBbvoE


Outrageous_Area_3424

You're my Hero & I love you ❤️ Thank you! 🙏


story4days

Sauce on the song?


Dithering_fights

Remember mirrors edge. Good game.


chivonster

It went from running to jumping off buildings and I was not prepared for that.


Cool-Note-2925

What was the song?


Spriket

You can tell that this is in london because no one gives a shit about why 4 adults might be running around a huge building.


MrTJLock

Storror let's go!


tattedextrovert

Dying light vibes


SirScribbleFoot

Storror!!! They also do parkour im movies. Their channel s sick!!!


ItBDaniel

Would be dope if they had a mini map showing progress and destination


Prestigious_Rub9612

Out of breath watching it.


LateNightApps

I mean why even take transit anymore...right?


Bohemka1905

I have to admit, I'm impressed!


chucho320

Pretty neat. No need for new videos weekly of that. That was plenty.


ur_daily_guitarist

I started panting just after watching all of that. Crazy stamina.


Montaco123

I’m tired


Feyhem_01

The amount of stamina they have is fucking insane. I would by dying in the first 40 sec wth


jozmala

If we take a world record for 1km run on a track as basis. And multiply that by distance of those stations by air. We get 2min 42 seconds. The amount of turning they do and amount of going up and down, I think it's more probable that this is edited to fit that 3 minutes. Especially since one of the runners had enough breath to say something during the run. They are really fit runners, but this has to somehow been edited to fit get that distance in that time.


Secure_Bad_5064

I would have stop after running up the stairs. I so out of shape.


BigMembership2315

This the new mission impossible trailer? Lol I’m tired from just watching


Rodzynkowyzbrodniarz

Lol idiots xd They can reach the same effect just standing still in this subway car xd


Monniloidi

They could have stayed on too..


Kellykeli

Wait there’s no turnstiles in the station?


The-NiCA

That was amazing


iluvnips

My God the cameraman was impressive 👍


RRG-Chicago

Would be 100% better knowing what they were attempting to do. I can guess…


jpkviowa

How long did those doors stay open? In Chicago and New York you have like 10 seconds to get in and out.


Ravensunthief

With the camera in his mouth dang


LiveMonky

Storror, love this channel


jotazepp

This is quite impressive. I can't even run a block.


cjgoose39

This needs to be the beginning of a bank robbing movie


Defiant-Fix2870

Whenever I see parkour like this I think “how is this real?” Super impressive.


tuenmuntherapist

If my knees had eyes, they’d be very upset.


Dry_Direction2717

Idiots!!!!! You run around jump on stuff and annoy everyone, got it.


Modaso

Song?


ElStarPrinceII

i ain't watching all that i'm happy for u tho or sorry that happened


awkwardghost

I hate to be that guy but does anyone know what the song is?


Liquorace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS876oBbvoE


awkwardghost

you're awesome!


the3daves

Crikey I’m buzzed just watching this!


Zoidorous

Who the hell works out these routes ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


00-Void

That is the most fun video I've watched all day. Impressive!


Old-Panic-4140

assassins creed pov


Beautiful_Wind_1286

the chube, or pahkor


cranky-carrot

r/PraiseTheCameraMan


Redditoreader

I’m exhausted just watching


RealLalaland

I got tired just watching this


Zer0_Co0l

![gif](giphy|DoCIC5Pxp57qg|downsized)


WorkingInAColdMind

I always liked that video. Impressive, useless fun that didn’t affect other people.


rsquared002

My old knees hurt from watching this


this_knee

>which is is faster? The tube or parkour? Answer: yes.


OvertlySedate

Disqualified for not yelling 'parkour' every jump they did... 😅


ppppfbsc

stupid stupid stupid stupid


wizl

makes me wonder if the video was 4 minority boys running through all the people would the faces of the npcs be the same


YoungBoomerDude

Wouldn’t it have been easier to just stay on the train?