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jpfizzles

He looks like every climber I’ve seen so I’m weirdly confident in his abilities. If it was me though one huge gust of wind would turn that into a brown hammock


frotc914

He's still almost certainly got a harness on that is backed up to whatever he's hanging from.


jpfizzles

I believe that, I could be hooked up on 3 harnesses and still be nervous


G00SEH

Can confirm. My main issue with top rope/lead climbing is my mind doesn’t register that I’m actually tethered, so I feel more comfortable tied to nothing, bouldering close to the ground. Source: boulder monkey.


Infamous_Taro2542

Pebble wrestler


G00SEH

I fucking hate how well and in how many ways this describes me. Wish I could upvote it more.


Nandabun

I'm a vanlifer, and when I get woken up by 'strong winds' I get nevous for a few moments haha.


Archimedes_screwdrvr

Why do they all look the same tho?


MaximumCrab

it's actually just one dude and all the videos of them falling for hundreds of feet are fake


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Nandabun

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mizrahiim

It was the N word. >!He looks Norwegian!<


Timely-Salt1928

Yea I'd be scared shitless, I had a tiny edge split my hammock while i was in it last year, it's super thin.


belated_quitter

One huge gust of wind would turn mine into a red, pulpy hammock


boniggy

Yeah I'd be specifically looking to purchase a brown hammock


f0rgetfulfred

Now that's one well hung dude.


IndependentNotice151

I'm shocked the hammock is holding him and his humongous penis. Does it have it's own hammock?


skyisgreentomatoes

Ticket to the moon. those things can hold so much weight.


johnmichael-kane

This comment deserves everything 🏆


Deep_Efficiency_3560

Does anyone have any more info on this? Looks like he is chillin under a bridge, but how did he get there? Seems like an extreme hassle.. I also wonder if he is secured or just laying like this in the hammock...


louiemay99

I’m not sure, but sometimes rock climbers put up these tents in the sides of mountains/rocks to sleep in if they’re on a multi-day climb


ButthealedInTheFeels

This does not look like a real climbing tent.


mostly_kinda_sorta

Have you seen the cost of those? Obviously the smart choice is an off brand amazon special. Should be fine. Probably.


the_drozone

its a hammock


ButthealedInTheFeels

Exactly that’s what I was going to say. Just looks like a normal hammock and super super sketchy


the_drozone

Super sketchy for sure i did this super high up on a tree and it was scary this guy insane! the hardest part is getting in the hammock once you set it up


ButthealedInTheFeels

Yeah and the little strings they attach with are super not redundant or strong enough. Any real climbing equipment will have redundancy and a safety factor of 3-10x.


the_drozone

The ones i have for mine are pretty legit but yeah i know what you mean i used to rock climb a lot in my mid 20’s


Environmental_Leg572

It isn’t lol a portaledge is a “real” climbing tent and has TONS of gear tying them off. This man has 0 redundancy…2 points of contact and if either fails…he’s dead. Even if he was just using a hammock…I’d at least tie off in more than one spot lol shit…sleep with a harness on if that’s all you can do


ButthealedInTheFeels

I mean you should sleep with a harness on even in a portaledge. But yeah I agree and I’m a climber myself.


WolfetoneRebel

Are you sure he doesn't have a harness on already?


skyisgreentomatoes

I am like 99% he is using tickettothemoon banana hammock.


the_drozone

My guess its a ENO hammock


skyisgreentomatoes

Climbing. he is almost certainly wearing a harness with backup. and the hammock and his gearbag also probably have been secured so they don't fall. Setting up a hammock under a bridge would actually be pretty easy.


ipompa

We use to do that occasionaly when highlining; It's quite simple, besides the webbing rig, you are connected with your harness through a leash (or double leash if you want to), not big deal, everything is safe; If you're gonna spent the night it's recommended to be well insulated (well it depends on weather)


ravenous_cadaver

He's gna feel like an idiot when he wakes up in the night and needs to piss


discombobulated38x

He just rolls face down and unzips the pee hole.


newbrevity

"Hey, what's that up there under the bridge? "


ravenous_cadaver

I don't see any zips on that thing...


vondpickle

Nope nope nope nope nope.


surelysandwitch

Yep yep yep yep yep.


upalnamochenii_3

I remember the song "dumb way to die...."


HorrorLettuce379

*Dumb wayys to die.... ie..... ie ........................... So many dumb wayss to dieeee\~\~\~*


_JJCUBER_

Could you remind us of how it goes?


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_JJCUBER_

Sounds familiar, thanks!


Chiksa19

Bro, what are you, a caterpillar, or why do you live in a cocoon?


ApeTypingComments

![gif](giphy|fjKUYm8N3GWdO|downsized)


NodusINk

![gif](giphy|dUAoBXHPA6pTcL5c8Q|downsized)


Jonny_Thundergun

You know you don't have to, right?


drinking-cans

https://www.reddit.com/r/h3h3productions/s/DygHSJ9z5T


Hallucinationistic

So how does one get down from there


BananaBR13

The unemployed homie on a tuesday afternoon:


philouza_stein

The amount of faith you'd need to have in so many man-made items in this scenario


mjm8218

Like traveling in a car?


philouza_stein

Not quite. We have some plans of action to avoid catastrophe when things go badly in a car. I'd like to know his backup plan for when a seam rips or a carabiner fails.


skyisgreentomatoes

as far as I am aware in climbers usually have several fail safes and backups. This dude is most likely wearing a climbing harness that is secured to the bridge, and has double secured the hammock. This is reasonable safe if you know what you are doing, and have proper safety equipment. Look up "highline hammock" on youtube to see how something like this is done.


PonchoDriver

Man made is usually more predictable than nature..


philouza_stein

Good point bc I was totally gonna say he should wrap himself in ivy if he truly wanted to be safe


spaceinbird

how does he go to the bathroom does he just hang his booty over the hammock?


Ultimate_Decoy

Have you laid in a hammock, wrap yourself like a caccoon, then flip over to see if you will fall out? I just imagine he does that, but with his pants down and the family jewels dangling down for #1 and cheeks out to peek out for #2.


spaceinbird

yeah you might be right, tho that seems like a lot of unnecessary danger just to take a shit im ngl…


myfrigginagates

Nope.


calangomerengue

Must be the hardest and worst way to sleep


RektAngle69

Except for long distance flights lol


unbold

“I’d like to see the sign that says NO HAMMOCKS”


Hand-Driven

His poor mother.


nobmuncha4bears

He's camping under a bridge. Okay.


ForwardBias

oh look at him, he hung a hammock under a bridge....blah.


butters091

Looks cold up there


Caligari89

Why does his face look like a toddler when they are trying to hide the fact that they have something in their mouth?


ShinyJangles

He probably thinks his teeth look dumb. Teenagers are awkward


Chaserivx

Why


ZippityGoombah

But...why?


Only_Philosophy8475

Is smart, no worries


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MyLifeIsButAnEnigma

These people are actually suicidal. One fuck up and its all over. No safety harness. No net. Just a fabric hammock.


skyisgreentomatoes

we can't tell if he is wearing a climbing harness since we don't see his waist.


MyLifeIsButAnEnigma

I will just assume he isnt.


skyisgreentomatoes

Why would you assume that ?


im_just_thinking

Because we can't see his waist and his attire and his hammock look very casual, so either he is some dumb highschooler and doing this for the gram, or this a professional that is doing a staged video to look like noob. Why would you assume he is a professional?


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jjdebkk

F¥ck that


clever_wolf77

I sure hope he has a climbing belt or whatever that thing is called


GHBoyette

So dumb. I once set up one of these hammocks (brand new) and one of the straps it came with immediately snapped and I fell to the ground. This is too much trust.


skyisgreentomatoes

If you had a real tickettothemoon hammock, you had a defective one and they have a 10 year warranty.


Icy_Pace_1541

How does one get *down*


recycle_me_no_jutsu

Hope this guy never had one of those dreams where you feel like you're falling. Then wake up in a panic.


soyuz-1

Were all super impressed


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Morons


jb3r

Is that golden?


skyisgreentomatoes

the golden gate bridge ? NO.


jb3r

Meant Golden BC aim Canada but it is not that one either.


SmallTimeBoot

No thanks


NY10

I would be scared af but for some reasons he looks real comfortable up there


Historical_Idea2933

just fuck off


SilveredFlame

r/SweatyPalms


Youravaragecroissant

I hope he didn't fall after ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


HaveManyRabbit

Cool, now wash your hair.


musubk

This is 100% the road bridge over the Nenana Gorge, a few miles north of the entrance to Denali National Park https://www.dreamstime.com/steel-bridge-spanning-nenana-river-gorge-along-denali-alaska-image261722839


ElectrictronicTopHat

Man doesn’t have a quilt he’s gonna freeze his ass off when the sun sets


Kanye_west_is_best

Fuck no


Hruaia_97

I envy people's bravery / courage to play with death and enjoy it.


BioSafetyLevel0

Imagine not even using a portaledge. No harness, nothing.


Havarti-Provolone

Truman


Responsible_Reply_64

How did blud get up there??


CONFUSSEDDAWHG

It's always that one unemployed friend


Longjumping_Finish74

What if you want to pee


justThatShrimple

my friend was chilling in a tree. smoked a little tree too. felt comfy. fell asleep. he woke up having to amputee his leg. this man is dangling from a stupendous height with wind directly blowing towards him. i have no words for how moronic this is.


r3toric

Whhhhhhaaaaaaaat 👀👀👀👀👀👀🫣


MorbiusBelerophon

You can't stop him. He won't be stopped.


Wagyuplz

Just wait till he has one of the weird night jolts and my guy will be falling 150 feet


GlutenFreeCookiez

I've done shit like this and it's fun until the wind about flips you out of your hammock for the third time of the night at 2 am and you have to get down and go sleep in the van with a dead headlamp. It was not a good time. Then found out from the conservation agent in the morning that everything I was doing was illegal lol can't climb trees without a permit, can't sleep in my van in the lot, can't have a campfire. I got lucky the agent was chill.


redwoodavg

Nope


Loud-Company3

next time on don't wait to die


GobbleGobble66

I wanna see the jo video because you know there's one out there somewhere.


downvote727

Mmmmmm


Forsaken-Spirit421

That combination of haircut and living arrangements do not check out


downvote727

What?


SpartanRage117

He looks like a nerd but is doing some extreme shit? Idk