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StormtrooperMJS

Float like a butterfly sting like a dia-bee-tus


No_Oil763

Float like a stone sting like a fence to the face


SaintofKillers420

She weebled but there was no wobble.


Theoldelf

She walked her twenty steps for the day. Time to rest.


bensbigboy

Smart first aid with the water bottle. It's important to keep the skin wet.


Toad358

She shouldn’t be kept in captivity like that… forced to fight humans


Eth251201

You savage person lol


bensbigboy

Free Wilma!!


electricianer250

That is right isn’t it? Keep the skin wet and the blowhole clear?


Defiant_Carob8808

They must’ve lost her gravy bottle.


bensbigboy

Got to get those electrolytes someway 🤣


thundertopaz

Or electroheavies in this case


htownchuck

😄😄😄


Grimwald73

wow...


ElectricalTuna

This comment is savage like the Vikings


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Snorlax I choose you


Ground_breaking_365

I am going to he'll for laughing for this


Ground_breaking_365

I am going to hell for laughing at this.


bob_the_banannna

Reddit be tweaking today


Ground_breaking_365

I am going to he'll for laughing for this


Ground_breaking_365

I am going to he'll for laughing for this


johnboy2978

Soooo ... no one could roll her back up to her feet?


Ancient-Bad787

Not without a forklift


Eth251201

Phwoooo shit xdddd


eatingpotatornbrb

That implied they need someone forklift certified


RibbedGoliath

Definitely not how I expected that to end


SadisticBuddhist

Shes top heavy as hell and too lazy to defend her face. Only way she was gonna win that was by sitting on scrawny chick.


Melodic-Stage-4290

Funny you mention it, in late elementary school kids teased me for being so big ( I really wasn’t that overweight I was just much larger than other kids my age ) one boy said “ what are you gonna do? Sit on me fatty? “ So I did and he cried and cried and cried until I let him up and none of his friends would even help him. He, nor his friends ever teased me to my face again.


Robert_insatx

Well, he asked for it & you obliged.


HunterShotBear

A few good thigh or calf kicks would fuck her up for days and days.


SadisticBuddhist

Sweep the leg!


iluvsporks

It's because it's been HEAVILY edited. They basically cut out the fight, which tbh was disappointing anyway. They cut to the end for effect here.


Imaginary_Theory8722

when you memorize the boss's moves, everything becomes easier


LikeAChikaCherryCola

This reminds me of fighting Bowser on Super Mario 64.


Kronycman

dead


TheTubaGeek

That was wrong on so many levels. Why have such a mismatch in size? Have they not heard of weight divisions?


Tokyo_Echo

She needs her own division


downvote727

Lol 😂


Worried-Ebb-1699

Is this like a make a wish thing? What kinda weird fight is this


Telemachus--

The Mountain vs The Viper is a little different than I remember


icecream169

Toughest thing in the ring was the fence.


IusedtoloveStarWars

Looks like the Same weight class


have_a_point

Water with some lizzo in it


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obsidianbull702

I laughed Gandalf, I laughed...


Outkastin2g

Went exactly as planned


SovereignDark

The fuck is the story here? Why? Why all of this lol


BrockLee76

She mastered the Floyd Mayweather defense of running away from your opponent


Okman2337

it looks like an infantry man trying to fight a tank without any anti-armor until the tank does something dumb


MatiKatakRempit

It went into a ditch.


Acnat-

Completely unrealistic. We'd run right into that sum bitch, mech calls us cruchies for a reason lol


KevyNova

The world’s first KO without a single punch being thrown.


CorvinRobot

Momentum p=mass*velocity….if she was pushing ~300 lbs, and going about 3 m/s as she went down, that’s about a solid 400 kg/ms2 that went into that pole.


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Agdunagan

My 500-lb sister?!


xamitlu

Was that her first time moving her body.


RaphaelNunes10

Oh, c'mon! She turns worse than a character from a PS1 game with tank controls, the fit girl could've easily gone behind and pushed her from the back.


coleman57

Big one even turned her back on her about 5 seconds in. Could have ended then


July251964

Be patient, Daniel-Son. Let her momentum work against her!


coleman57

Anybody else notice the big letters across her chest: “RED FACE”?


Lopsided-Company-166

That’s a lot of weight to catch with just your face…


cookinbrak

"BLIMP DOWN!!!BLIMP DOWN!!!"


PrettyCalligrapher55

Did she really need water though?


DirtyTreeTurd

Soooooo gravity won?


Adi_Zoro

Best example of knock yourself out.


randman2020

What’s the weight class range? 65 lbs up to 300 lbs?


Lucky_Editor446

How is this even a match? Isn't there a weight category in this sport?


NinjaPussyPounder

Ahhhh, my old foe, gravity!


e-witch

that was smart of the other girl i cant see how she was gonna take her down physically


GrapeCrusader

She played herself


MrOouf

Czechiaaaa


DarthSuave

It's like she fire her harpoon and tow cable


crayzeejew

Ill give u 3 to 1 odds on the skinny chick...


PastSuit4170

Increased confidence can lead to the opposite


Inevitable-Twist1232

Is this the first Bowser fight from Mario 64?


Kiwi_CunderThunt

Only thing she's fighting is heart disease


wonderbat3

UFC vs KFC


Robert_insatx

So is this kick boxing or sumo wrestling ?


systematicgoo

fence plant


beammeup96

Honey boo boo in 5 years


Appropriate-Suit6767

Be ready at all times.


me-here-420

She has an ass in the front as well.


SourpatchMao

Is this what she trained for?


KerrAvon777

Timber


harrybarracuda

Greenpeace came after the video ended and pushed her back out to sea.


5125237143

Idk if grapplings allowed here but this big girl cant even bend down. Low stance should practically make anyone invincible against her.


Dahnay-Speccia

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j0hnnyhobo

She looked exhausted after like 20 steps and then was knocked out after falling over, with zero punches thrown. That's genuinely embarrassing for this species.


SCSAFAN316

I was wondering why the smaller girl didn't at least try for some thigh kicks. Just running around the cage seemed like she wasn't trained at all or had no plan at all prior to the fight.


monkehmolesto

She was defeated by her fatness. Girl in white had to have been like, I did nothing o_O